I LOVE THIS OLD WOMAN she's amazing

NA MAN SHE BE

Go hug transformer jealousy

We re d best culture in world beautiful people with superb dress

HEY bitch a got 2000 make i come?

AM ALWAYS PROUD TO BE A SOLDIER

END OF WORLD criminals too get crown

saaedlee:
see earlier thread here https://www.nairaland.com/3302139/male-corper-batters-female-corper



http://dailypost.ng/2016/08/22/abia-male-corper-batter-removes-teeth-female-corps-member-refusing-date/

Na by force?
if na ma Sister u na go see waiting go happen

Nne5:
He shoulda known that most northerners reason like animals especially the illiterates amongst them so why on earth did he name his dog buhari?

His daughter's name' s Temi so I kinda believe him.

Anyways it's his cup of tea.
I cannot coman go an' coman drink panadol for someone else's headache.Shikena!

#abeg mind ur tongue
don't insult northerners

CertifiedNaija:


http://www.certifiednaija.com/2016/08/he-is-28-she-is-24-and-they-married-as.html

CertifiedNaija:


http://www.certifiednaija.com/2016/08/he-is-28-she-is-24-and-they-married-as.html

lol nicki once told us she's virgin

winkmart:
As you are all aware, Yesterday was Angela Okories's birthday and the fun really went down att Club Cube somewhere in Las Gidi. Don't ask me.

We are about feeding with photos from the birthday bash that has got a lot of naija celebrities in attendance. Most notably of all is Solid Star, Emeka Ike and a host of others.

Angela really looked so elated and she was almost on everyone that was there present. I hope she didn't get drunk.

Happy Birthday to her.

http://www.blackberrybabes.com/2016/08/live-photos-from-angela-okories.html

I love this lady aswear...

GeeOh:
I hate politics

GeeOh:
I hate politics

lol me i love politics....

Lol him chop our party money, make him pay us bk

Joenyam:
Nigeria - INEC has commenced the collation of results of the Bayelsa state governorship elections RERUN. The major contenders are Seriake Dickson of the PDP and Timipre Sylva of the APC.


Scroll Down to READ today's Southern Ijaw Local Government Rerun Results


19:15 Kolokuma/Opokuma LGA
No of Registered Voters 39,748
No of Accredited Votes 15,755
Total Valid Vote 14, 926
Rejected Votes 601
Total Votes Cast 15,527

APC: 6,896
PDP: 7,619

19:25 Yenagoa LGA
15 Wards

Total registered voters 135, 025
Accredited voters 44,751
Total valid Votes 40, 041
Rejected Votes 1,710
Total Votes Cast 41, 751

16 Units Polling Units Cancelled as result of snatching of electoral materials, violence and intimidation of electoral personnel. 5,390 votes cancelled in Yenagoa, said returning officers.

APC: 14,563
PDP: 24,258

19:45 SAGBAMA LGA
14 wards

Total no of registered voters 84, 550
Total no of accredited voters 36, 892
Total valid Votes 34, 921
Rejected Votes 726
Total Votes cast 35,647

ACPN 10
ADC 16
APA 34
APC 5,382
APGA 12
CPP 1
DPC 11
DPP 23
ID 0
KOWA 1
LP 23
MPPP 2
MMPP 9
PDC 13
PDM 406
PDP 28,934
PPA 33
PPN 0
SDP 11
UPP 0

20:15 BRASS LGA
10 Wards

Total no of registered voters 55, 923
Total no of accredited voters 30, 397
Total valid Votes 28,616
Rejected Votes 592
Total Votes cast 29,208

ACPN 3
ADC 7
APA 46
APC 21, 755
APGA 23
CPP 9
DPC 5
DPP 11
ID 1
KOWA 0
LP 7
MPPP 0
MMPP 0
PDC 5
PDM 222
PDP 6,516
PPA 5
PPN 1
SDP 0
UPP 0

20:50 EKEREMOR LGA
12 Wards

Total no of registered voters 82, 783
Total no of accredited voters 24, 667
Total valid Votes 22, 664
Rejected Votes 634
Total Votes cast 23, 298


ACPN 7
ADC 5
APA 35
APC 7, 918
APGA 8
CPP 3
DPC 5
DPP 9
ID 0
KOWA 0
LP 4
MPPP 1
MMPP 4
PDC 3
PDM 44
PDP 14, 602
PPA 15

The Bayelsa governorship election results collation has resumed today, 7th December, 2015.

10:49 Ogbia LG
Registered voters=69253
Voters Accredited =24532
PDP=13051
Apc=9106

11:11 Results from Nembe and Southern Ijaw are being awaited as they are yet to reach the collation centre.

12:00 As it stands, PDP has 94,980 (59%) votes and APC's got 65620 votes (41%)

PDP leads with 29,360 Votes

01: 05

NEMBE L.G.A
REGISTERED VOTERS: 66,384
ACCREDITED VOTERS: 18,799

PDP 10,768
APC 6974

- Dickson extends victory to 6 LGAs
- Only the result of the problematic Southern Ijaw LG is outstanding


Southern Ijaw Rerun: Voting concluded, results’ collation ongoing

- Voting has been concluded in some polling units in Bayelsa.
- Collation of results is currently ongoing.

14.41

Unit 5, Ward 10, Yenagoa

APC 52

PDP 90


14.39

Some results are coming

Oyeke Open Space, Unit 9, Ward 10, Yenegoa LGA

APC 78

PDP 61

Voided votes 2

Total votes 147

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R.i.p

Nice one my boy. I jubilite wit u. Work hard more

Alhamdullilah.

HDee:
continue dreaming

lol . Pls help me tell her.

GENEVIEVE I LOVE U

oatzeal:
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20 members of the same family were killed during the Sunday/Monday attacks by Boko Haram in Maiduguri, Borno state. The deceased were all buried in their family compound yesterday according to Muslim rites.
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cc lalasticlala
SOURCE : http://www.nairanaijanews.com/2015/12/see-photos-20-members-of-family-killed.html

ALLAH YA JIKANKU YA SA KUN HUTA. Allah ka la'ane duk wani mai hannu a boko haram. Amin

vivianblog3:
At about 8.00am two suspected female suicide bombers detonated themselves at Madagali Market in Adamawa State in which 17 people were killed and 44 others suffered various degrees of injuries. Similarly, the General Officer Commanding (GOC) 7 Division, Major General Lamidi Adeosun, has shed more light on the suicide bombings in Maiduguri, Borno State in which 26 people were killed while 85 others were injured on Monday morning at a news briefing.
It should be recalled that 14 female suicide bombers attempted to attack Maiduguri, Borno state capital on Sunday but were repelled by gallant troops.
He revealed that teenage female suicide bombers tried to force themselves into Maiduguri with the intent carrying out massive and coordinated suicide attacks using 4 different routes into the city; Asuwari, Mulai Kura, Baderi village Nine Damboa Road and Jameri village. They were however intercepted by the troops. Unfortunately 3 of them detonated their Improvised Explosive Devices (IEDs) at various places Monday morning killing 26 Persons and injuring 85 others.
It should be noted that out of the 14 suicide bombers 7 were gunned down by the troops not 10 as earlier reported while 3 of them escaped in the ensuing confusion. Sadly, the escaped terrorists detonated their IEDs in 2 separate locations. One of them went to a house requesting for a kettle of water to perform ablution but blew herself close to a Mosque killing herself and one person, while 13 others sustained injuries. While the other detonated her bomb at Baderi general area. However, one of them, Fatima Babagapchia, was apprehended during the operation.
The GOC praised the gallantry of the troops for being vigilant at all time. He commended the troops courage by eliminating the suicide bombers and arresting some of them, which he believes have averted what would have been a major disaster if they had gain entry into the town.
Speaking to newsmen during an interview, the suspected suicide bomber Fatima said she lives with her parents in Bullunkutu Abuja, in Maiduguri before abducted with 6 other females in Monguno town. She admitted that being a divorced mother of a baby girl, she was never involves in terror activities since her abduction last year.
She further said, Boko Haram terrorists took her along with others 5 females in a vehicle through unknown routes before arriving the outskirt of Maiduguri where she managed to escape and passed the night in a nearby village.
Press Release from Col SK Usman
Army Public Relations Officer
Report From http://www.viviangist.com/suspected-female-suicide-bomber-apprehended-by-troops-in-borno-pictured
Cc; lalasticlala

see her black like asshole. Pls shoot her on head.

EzePromoe:
The year 2016 is coming and with it many prophecies from respected men of God.
The founder of INRI Evangel­ical Spiritual Church, Lagos, Primate Elijah Ayodele, has unveiled his prophecies for coming year in an interview with the Sun News.
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Primate Elijah Babatunde Ayodele
Nigeria is currently facing many challenges. The deadly Boko Haram insurgency that Buhari’s government is said to have crushed, the upsurge in pro-Biafra agitation, corruption and many other political battles.
Read below the top 14 prophecies from the prominent cleric:
1. Nigerians should not expect President Muhammadu Buhari to achieve much in the anti-corruption war as the whole effort will backfire as several notable people who are close to him will be indicted and thereby tie his hands such that he will not make progress.
2. Buhari’s administration will have more problems by removing the oil subsidy. If care is not taken, we are going to buy fuel at N200 per litre. The removal of oil subsidy will spur militant youths to damage pipelines to steal products for sale.
3. Nigeria army will not be able to defeat Boko Haram if the air force is not fully involved. They can only defeat the insurgents with combined air and ground assaults and using satellites to target their leaders.
4. People in the south west and south south must be careful because the Boko Haram will infiltrate these areas. The insurgents will still carry out more suicide bomb attacks in Plateau and Abuja.
5. If the All Progressives Congress is not careful, the party will crack. Also if the PDP does not go back to beg the founding fathers, the party may not recover, because some PDP governors will flee to the APC.
6. A northern party will emerge. CPC is not yet over. A group from the north will recreate the CPC with a northern person in charge. APC as it is now will have problems if they are not careful. APC and PDP need a lot of prayers.
7. More political parties will be registered. Not all House of Assembly speakers will finish their terms. It is only prayers that will make the Taraba woman to go back to that seat.
8. Seriake Dickson has to pray very well to retain his seat.
9. The Halliburton case will come up again.
10. In probing Jonathan, Buhari will end up shooting himself in the leg. What I mean by that is that as he tries to trouble Jonathan, it will cause problems. He will only be able to hit corruption, but will not make much impact. In the process of the corruption battle, some people who are close to Buhari will be indicted. That is why I said that Buhari will shoot himself in the leg.
11. Buhari will make efforts to make Nigeria better, but his efforts will be frustrated by a cabal in his government. He will step on many toes, but that would frustrate his administration the more.
12. Buhari must not overlook Biafra. He should dialogue with them. He must not hold dialogue with Boko Haram. If he does it, he will destroy his administration. Nigeria will face a lot of agitations by different groups. His government should not see these predictions as doom messages, but as a warning and follow the advice appropriately.
13. NFF will have crisis. If our club sides play very well they might win a cup. They have to be motivated or they might not perform well. Government efforts to alleviate poverty will not be easy, fruitful. I see a lot of crises: Kanuri-Fulani crisis, Hausa-Fulani crisis. We should pray against massive fish poisoning in the river.
14. Atiku should seek the face of God very well because some people want to create trouble around him and destabilize his political machinery.
https://www.naij.com/679025-read-top-13-shocking-prophecies-coming-year-buhari-biafra-boko-haram.html

lastily you're stupid. Mumu u b God?

Samfigo1:
Hello everyone! I didn't want to bring this up but I can't just imagine how this question could make her so annoyed. Before I say the question, let me take you down the memory lane.
I started dating this girl for two months(I don't know if we're still dating, I'll tell you the reason why I say so), everything has been going on smoothly not until recently when we started asking each other questions. She has asked me so many questions, some of the questions are as follow:
My Babe: Have you dated before?
Me : Of course!
My Babe: Why did u break up?
Me: We didn't get along with each other, so we decided to call it quit.
My Babe: Oh I see....
She has asked me series of questions but I never asked her any.
One day precisely 3days ago, I decided to ask her this simple question that shouldn't take a minute to answer!
Have you been pregnant before? She paused and looked straight into my eyes and said What sort of question is that? What do l take her for? Am I saying she had done abortions before? She hissed, stood and left, since 2days now we've not called, sent text to each other.
Does the question sound absurd? why did she take it so personal? I have decided not to apologize because I don't think I have done wrong, that's why I said earlier that I don't know if we're still dating!

u dey mad. How go u ask such question? Are u virgin?

chimere66:
So sad!Pictured above is Lt. Colonel Hakeem O Salami,another fallen hero killed by Boko Haram insurgents.Hakeem is an alumni of Kaduna Capital School who was popularly called 'Super Fly' in his school days.
May his soul rest in peace. Amen
Source: http://trezzy2..com/2015/12/another-fallen-herolt-colonel-hakeem.html

sad. R.I.P HERO

Daminaj1:
Lovely

she's cute

Caspian22:
Knowledge is power. So today I will be sharing some "Watts" you. It is actually just 12 watt. Here are twelve basic get healthy facts you should know, because they could improve your health.

1. Working out in front of a mirror will make you exercise more faster and your work out easier. That's probably why gyms have mirrors everywhere, I don't know.

2. An overgrown beard has the same type of bacteria that is also present in a hairy armpit. Which means they could both smell the same. Always try to keep a clean beard If you want to keep one.

3. Do you know that our body can produce aspirin? When you regularly eat fruit and vegetables, benzoic acid present in the fruit, helps the body produce salicyclic acid. Which is a key component of aspirin. It also has the same pain relieving effect as aspirin.

4. The chances of getting a heart attack increases during Christmas and new year
celebrations . I feel that this is probably due to the stress and anxiety that it brings. Maybe also due to the noisy and loud knockouts and fireworks too.

5. According to a study by the great Harvard university. Patients who prayed often and were prayed for, recovered faster. Prayer helps a lot, so get spiritual.

6. A warm, nice hug will improve your heart and lower your stress hormone level. Always look for opportunities to get a hug from a loved one. It will also help your emotional health.

7. Your kitchen sink is going to be more dirtier than your bathroom. They will be millions of diverse groups of microorganisms present there. So clean up!

8. If a pregnant woman drinks alcohol during the period of her pregnancy, the chances of her giving birth to a deformed or abnormal baby increases. Avoid any alcohol intake during pregnancy.

9. Lycopene and vitamin E are the two most powerful antioxidants, that helps prevent cancer. Lycopene is present in tomatoes, while vitamin E is abundant in nuts and cereals. But do not take it excessively.

10. Risk factors in breast cancer include high levels of insulin and low levels of sleep hormone, melatonin.

This simply means that overeating and lack of sleep will increase the possibility of having breast cancer.

11. When you skip breakfast in the morning, you could end up doing nothing productive the entire level. Breakfast in the morning is like your first and main fuel for the day.

12. Putting on uncomfortable shoes and high heels, will have adverse effects later in life. They stress your joint and make your ligaments sore. Make sure you always put on free shoes.


So that's it 12 watts of power. I hope you have learned something new today. Please don't forget to leave comments. http://www.youmustgethealthy.com/2015/12/12-fascinating-get-healthy-facts-you.html?m=1

cc: sizzy3
Dominique
lalasticlala

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emusmith:

7 Types Of "Lights Ladies Show To Guys
If you're very keen with or close to ladies, they will either like you or don't. They will show it through what we call, "light".
Humans, ladies in this case, are like cars. They show affection through the reflection of their emotion. I repeat, if you are observant, you'll see the kind of light she is sending across and you will know what to do and when to do it. This thread will help stop being indecisive or too presumptious BUT calculatively precisive.
I've formulated some of these myself, though they are relative and not to be taken literally but literary. Let's check on them quickly;
1. Green Light
This is the kind of light she shows when she likes you. Just "Like" for a start...A Green Light tells you to respond to her: talk to her. It doesn't really mean she loves you, yet. Mind you, she hasn't gotten to really know. Green light is mostly used today on a selfish/ temporary/lustful platform. Haven't you ever thought a girl was "eyeing" you, only to go closer, gets her number then the relationship dies after two weeks? Green light isn't enough, bro.
2. Red light
This is also known as Dismissal Light. As you all know, this is the kinda light she shows when she doesn't see a future with you. Some features and signs you'll see are:

a. She shows no excitement when you call.
b. She gets angry at every of your mistake.
c. Of course, she replies you with K,kk or kkk and that takes hours...etc.
3. Yellow Light
This light doesn't necessarily tell you to approach. That's that situation when you ask her out and she tells you, "I'll think/pray about it" or "Give me some time". That keeps you holding out for a while. 'For awhile'...it shouldn't exceed that. Don't be friend- zoned in 2016, please!
4. Grey Light
This is also called the "Light of a Cheating Girl". This kind of light is like a chameleon. It changes with environment or monetary involvement. Such a girl is most likely a Flirt: The more you look, the less you see. Watch out for this kinda light. She hugs and plays with your hair as though she cares, But right before you, she picks the call one of her boyfriends. Such girls ain't loyal. Don't tread too fast!
5. Black Light
I dunno if you have been there when you don't know why she is around you. Isn't apparently for sex and she tells you No. Does she have a guy? No. Is she willing to have one? No. No friends. No Boyfriends. No girlfriends. Just you. This is a Black Light. Run, bro. You might a means to a babalawo-end.
6. White Light
This is also known as a Diamond Light. This light exceeds the Green Light. It is love and acceptance based on knowledge of the guy. The white light is the truest light that brightens and sustains a mature relationship. He doesn't have to say to her, "I love you". He proves it by switching on the white light.
7. ROYGBIV Light
This is nicknamed, Multiple Light. When she gives you SEVEN parts of her in SEVEN days of a week: This is that kinda light. Unpredictably annoying! Unnecessary mood swings! A glaring light that tells you, "I'm not willing to change because of anyone, not even you!"
Merry Christmas, folks! Have fun!

what about blue light?

emusmith:
Qualities Of A Girl Who Never Truly Loved You.
Well, I did pick a lesson or two in my previous thread.
Life is a film; boys are predictable, girls are not. They say. How true is that?
That makes it difficult to really decipher the intention of a girl when she is playing the "I Love You" game. To many, it is.
Yes, back then, they used to be emotional whose love wasn't for sale. But in the 21st century: you'll agree with me that anything can be sold...to the Highest Bidder. Including their love!
Witnessed different situations and heard shocking things about this subject and I think can write on it and I will be @least, 85% correct.
How can you truly know a girl doesn't truly love you? Seven ways only...
1. She never calls you until she has a need.
Hmm, you have suddenly become 911. Who said it's an abomination to call a guy you care about? If she calls you only when she needs money, she is a gold-digger. Dump her! Simple! You're not CBN, are you? The NEWest strategy now is: she calls after many months and starts forming she cares with the mind to ask for help in two days time...Let the relationship be platonic or...FWB. (Your choice tho). But never be just a nice and generous friend EVEN when you know she doesn't care and you love direly. Health tip: Give yourself a break! Go elsewhere before you're shown out or have a heart attack!
2. She isn't interested in seeing your siblings.
It's natural, if she likes you she would not hesitate to want to meet your siblings or parents. If all she wants is you...hehehe, don't feel important. It's not good enough. Marriage transcends both of you. Reality exceed the couples. Some girls have already been trained to be rebellious to their in-laws- Watch out against such!
3. She threatens you with a breakup after each argument.
Out of the abundance of the heart, the mouth speaks. Don't you think it's just a way she expresses her outburst. Love doesn't threaten. If she makes the mistake of saying it once or twice, it might just be anger. But, constantly, haba! Leave her. Another "club" is promising her luxurious and wonderful things, that's why she wants to leave your "club". That na breakup scheme.
4. She never talks about saving- no future with you..
Does she just spend and spend without warning you to cut on your spending habits? Some ladies are good at that. When she wants a particular shoe or bag, she doesn't mind you withdrawing your last dime. She doesn't see a future with you. Love plans and prepares. Leave her before you wreck.
5. She lacks initiative to doing things that really matter to you.
I do know that if you truly love someone, you'll be initiative to doing things for them. Mothers don't need a push to buy new clothes for their babies- Love at work. If she isn't initiative concerning your lil issues, it's a sign she is about some other guy. Don't be friend zoned, I beg you! She enters your house and after eating, can't wash her own plate. How can I explain this? Simple initiative.
6. She loved your material things MORE than your aspirations and goals.
Hey, if what matters to her the most is your money and not how you get it: she doesn't care then. Don't marry some one who has no pride at what you do. If she doesn't like your job but likes you, it can be managed BUT if she hates your vision/dreams, you can't be forever compatible. It's like a pastor marrying a witch. Hehe.
7. She lies to you to buy your trust.
I can beat my chest and say, 80% + of girls lie. It's awful how one intends to begin a relationship on lies. When a girl you know very starts lying to your face just to increase her "market value"...it's laughable you know. Come clean. Nobody is perfect. Let's be ourselves here. False identity is like 21st bras; they don't hold it up forever. It will soon collapse.
In addition: If she is manipulative, be careful. Eve extended the serpent's manipulation on Adam and see us today. Love doesn't manipulate. It might explain itself but never manipulate. The serpent is the most manipulative reptile. If she often seek to manipulate you(If you are a MAN sef, would she be doing that?), she doesn't really love you. She thinks she does. It's a selfish, conditional and controlling love.
Good Morning.

Always go for a girl that loves u, not the girl you love simple.

ify2016:
Madness of highest order!!!!
El-Rufai, you are still with your senses so?
Biting the finger that fed you can be dangerous

NA YOUR HAND FEEDED HIM?

quiinnBee:

gladly.

miss lonely.lol

quiinnBee:
after all this i still wont make a move on a guy.
would rather give him the green light.
if he cant catch the hint then thats his problem

then SUIT YOURSELF.

Toks2008:
A man of vision is not necessarily a potentially rich man and a successful man is never the same as a rich man.
Often times when a lady says "I want a man with vision" what goes through her mind is that she wants a man that has good plans to make good money in the future.
Most ladies are fond of having a prototype figure of the type of man they want and in-fact when some ladies watch some accomplished guys on TV they just imagine their man could be who they are watching and some even develop hatred for their men wondering why his story is not like the rich men they read about or watch on TV but the hard fact of life is that every one of us have different scripts of life and we can never ever be the same.
Before you marry a man you must understand what he wants from life and trust me,some men have vision that has no affiliations to riches and you must also understand that no matter how dogged and resilient that guy may be in actualizing his dreams,some visions never come to pass and you must understand these facts and decide if you are still interested in being with him regardless and not frustrate his life if things do not turn out the way he planned.
Some guys have a vision to be good activists,caterers.teachers,missionaries,to serve someone,to be a dancer,sportsman,drummer and so on but the truth is that a man's vision is his vision so whenever ladies use these words "I want a man of vision" they must understand that some men don't even have vision to be rich but to be fulfilled and fulfillment in your career is never the same as riches.

People who changed the history of the world where not wealthy talking about
Jesus Christ
Muhamed.
Isaac newton,
Nelson Mandela,
christopher columbus,
The Buddha
Mikhail Gorbachev
Winston Churchill
Woodrow Wilson
William Shakespeare
Martin Luther King
...
I can only imagine if Jesus happens to have a lady he was planning to marry and he tells the lady that his vision is to die for the world,will she still stand by him and marry him?

So when next a lady says "she wants a man with vision" Please don't think that every visionary man is keen on riches so ask that guy well and decide if you are willing to stand by him or just take a walk and allow a lady who will go all the way with him come into his life.
And for the guys, please don't be scared to open up to that lady on your real vision no matter how stupid or lowly it may be,remember that following your passion and fulfilling your vision is the greatest success and the greatest wealth you can ever acquire but you must also understand that no matter your vision,it is important for you to still perform your primary financial duty as the head of the family.
And for the ladies i will advice that you look inward,be a goal getter and set out early in life to also achieve your goals in life without any form of dependency or expectancy from any man because that man who seem to have great wealth today can crash in a swift and that unassuming man could become a billionaire later so go for the man of your heart,take the risk,be with a man for the right reason and commit the rest to fate.
Hope this makes sense.

AM a MAN WITH A VISION. If i am alive INSHALLAH