Stories of things that never happened

They could call him Smeagol, I care less about that bum

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My guy find way and relocate to UK too na

Aaronsrod:


Be unafraid. This women are starved of sex. Move to them Ajegunle style. Show them you are blessed and strong in your manmeat. In bed they scream and move more then Naija bebbs. Also strange odours but they pay very well.

What do you mean strange odours

MALIGNANTGuest:

25k per night cheap oooo.
Are you serious!
No wonder Guys dey flex Dubai steady!
The Last time I visited, it was in company of my Agency who assisted in doing the booking.
Who get time to ask for the amount?
25k per night no bad at all.
Some Hotels for Owerri wey dey like COVEN dey even charge 15-20k per night!

U dey Owerri?

Tonymegabush1:
What's so exciting about big yansh, I find it disgusting

My brother you’re really missing

Rozross:
� See as she’s enjoying her life and happy, thank God she didn’t marry all these small boys with testosterone issues she would have been looking pale by now as a result of all forms of abuse. God where my Ned?

Oloshi you go wait tire

; We all know that these are paid mercenaries, chop their money and still vote Peter Obi my people

Just imagine, this is a village oo not even town and the houses there is the same with the houses in Lekki, Banana island, but some Agbado and cassava eating urchins will come here to rant about how underdeveloped SE is, apart from Lagos which other SW state fine, no be all these rusty zinc houses wey full Ibadan

Same here

NOHOLDSBAR:



Brainwashed delusional retar#ded IPOB Zombidient moneky, keep doing what you do best. Wailing and crying.

Wow looking from your comments we can see who’s actually wailing and cussing
Tinubu urchin you go cry tire

NOHOLDSBAR:
Washed up artist looking for relevance.
This dumb ass fool is only supporting Obi tuary only because they are both IGBOS nothing else. Peter Obi tuary has no record to run on except for investing Anambra money into his own family business.
The idiot sat next to me on a Delta Flight to Atlanta from Lagos wearing sweat pants and shirt with winter hat in hot ass airport. I don't really care for celebrities in the first place but I really never gave a fvck about this guy, he was full of himself. I ignored his ass throughout the flight
The Zombidients are the major ones trying to tear down other candidates just to promote their Biafuro lying project.
They can repackage their BIAFURO agenda/projet all they want, Nigerians can see through it. Not going to work.

Pain is that you? Triggered mofo

headbasher96:
well all trolls are jobless

I’m not jobless tho

Still waiting for the correct answer

Abeg who dey correct and who dey wrong
Over look the vawulence I gave the guy

Omo that yansh no be here oo e reach to defend abeg

Called it off immediately, the beech is a cheat

alpharoyalty:
I fine pass all of them

Pics or adonbilivit

Agbado and cassava

Candidlady, islandlady, Sofra rushing to this thread like

I’m afraid the op is all but except number one

Fck me!! Guy use graphic warning na
Wetin be all these yuck
Damn nasty I’m outta here

Iamdbull:
Dbull on this one!!!



Reminds me of any time I enter banana island am always treated like a king!

Shut up!! Nobody knows you street urchin

Kwakwanso in the presidential race

Tilumbu aka the bullion van man, aka the cassava and Agbado man in the presidential race

KhalifahX:
Omo bro I know aw it Feels...I'm a very Handsome dude...tho im single asf..I know aw it feels when passer-bys can't stop staring at me even the young girls in Sch, Strt and Even Work place.,.,

Baba you no fine abeg, no dey give yourself hope. You’re average looking at best

superCleanworks:
Please no tribal bashing here and nobody should mention anything agbado here.

just read and go

Agbado
Agbado
Agbado
Agbado

Jennyclay:
Must you bring it to nairaland so that people can mock her . Even you too, You talk too much for someone who has mouth odour, please Learn to cover your mouth in public.

Don't you know that was rude to just break it like that. Instead for you to Sit her down and tell her you have noticed something which is not nice and also tell her the necessary things she should do, and you can as well give her some money to buy some items to help her condition.

That's to show you really care about her condition. I hope she don't pick your calls because you don't know how to talk... Haba!!

Shut da fck up and gettat!