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We hope it is not Cameroun territory that has been bombed by NAF. You go hear news later. |
Another lie from APC Lair Mohammed. |
When him dey small, he was with a chaplet or I would call it a catholic rosary. But now when him don grow up, him no dey carry rosary or bible again, instead na his waist him dey roll and shake for music dey destroy our young girls for town. |
That child is not a witch. The village itself is cursed. |
Shut up your bribery mouth. So you want them to kill my relation abi. Make Devil soda your yansh. Have you provided security. Even your so called policemen will arrest you as number 1 suspect if you report a case of kidnap. |
These dead men do not look like Boko Haram to me. APC lairs, WHY? You say you kill 50 and you show us only 5 pictures. You claim you have chased them out of Nigeria and they are not holding any town, where did they keep the 500 persons the army rescued? In the air. What kind of country is this? I beg me I don tire. Make I go chill out with a bottle of Heineken. |
This is a Chevrolet Camaro. Enjoy your wealth while it last. We have seen stars rise and fall. So be warned. |
Gerrrrrout of there you mutherfucker. Go back to where you are coming from. This is Nija and we like the power fluctuation like this. If e pain you go and hug a transformer to get stable current. |
What a terrible invention. Some girls will use this on innocent men like us who are very caring and loving. |
The first picture show the difference between a wealthy man and a poor man. The other picture with the man in a wheel chair, he has a large family. So his Penis dey work even in a wheel chair? Chai there is God ooooooo ![]() |
PLEASE I BEG YOU, DO NOT TRY IT O. I WAS A VICTIM. IF YOU DO IT, YOU WILL NOT ONLY LOOSE AN ELECTION,YOU WILL LOOSE ERECTION. |
My dear School teacher, I feel your pain and grief. ATM was to make life easy for us but these thieves have devised a means to rob people. May they never see peace in their lives. May they rob a military man in mufti uniform armed with his service pistol and shoot the hell out of their ass. May they be involved in a ghastly motor accident with their bus. May they go to hell fire and dine with the devil. |
Boys get mind o. In this time of Lassa some guys dey chop rat. |
I hope Buhari gives you a job on your return to Nigeria or you end up with N5k each month as promised by Bubu. |
Jobless youths. Buhari, I think this your N5k promise to unemployed youth should start from these guys o. I think they really need it. ![]() |
Just shut up Lair Mohammed. If you say the guns are fake, I think we will use one of them to shoot you and see if it will work. ![]() |
BUHARI, you are a big Lair. So Lair Mohammed virus has infected you abi? Chai, there is God O. Where are the Chibok girls? Where did you push the BOKO HARAM's to? Chad or Cameroun? |
Young man, you are wasting your time with her. Just go out there and pick a sweet 18 years old mango juice and put her in the family way. I mean fu*k her to get her pregnant. Your wife will change her mind and by then it will be too late. |
See Lagosians standing and watching the fire as if they are watching Nollywood home video. Some weed smokers are at it again. |
Another YARADUA in the making. If you like travel the whole world. You will return to meet us here. I wonder what kind of speech he will deliver. A president who cannot answer correct questions from foreign journalist. Out of Point Presido. ![]() |
This man is possessed by the demons from the pit of hell. Just look at the beautiful kids he has and the lovely wife. What on earth has gone into his head. Is he the only one on drugs? Oshogbo weed and crack is really working. |
This Yoruba people self. They want to change their tradition over night because a young man has been made Oni of Ife. This is the first time I hear an Oba will leave his palace to visit a fellow Yoruba man in his home. Is this politics or because Jagaban has money? Na wa o |
Holy Moses, this goat died standing with eyes open. Well, it is a BOKO HARAM goat killed BH. |
This is not new now. Some get houses etc. |
Did I just see 88 million or 8.8 million or na my glasses dey deceive me. ![]() |
Did I just see 88 million or 8.8 million or na my glasses dey deceive me. |
FROM FRYING PAN TO FIRE. ![]() |
When they employ Oshogbo weed smoking drivers from motor parks to drive the BRT buses why wont they kill people. |
Chai, Sweet mother. At least the son did not disappoint his mother like some sons who join cult group while in campus. This ice fish when roasted dey sweet to soak garri o. But Lassa fever don spoil show. ![]() |
Na the witch for his village dey after his life. Olosho plenty for road, na pregnant woman this mumu dey find to Bleep. |
How did this ugly girl manage to win this contest self. You don see Eritrean girls? |
His is running away from EFCC and DSS . This is not strange. It also happened during Amaechi and Wike's hand over. |
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