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See Gobe o. Old boy you don enter one chance. Try and see if you can sell back to some unsuspecting buyers. Do me I do you, God no go vex. |
This should be BOGOBIRI in IKOYI o. ![]() |
Na now una dey get this equipment? Small countries like Abidjan already have it. All Nigerians know is to steal money. |
I will arrest all the past leaders dead or alive. If dead, exhume their corpse. I will start from Gowon and end in Buhari. I will set up a firing squad and shoot the shit out of all of them. After that I will conduct a fresh and transparent election. |
Is she sick with HIV? |
Power show. FELA call am roforofo fight. This is demonstration of craze. |
Pastors and evangelist are appointed in a church and not advertisement in a newspaper. What is the country turning into? This is just a scam. 27 years pastor and evangelist? What do they know? Our God will judge you all. |
The Police is your friend in times of collecting bribe but in times of trouble you are on your own. ![]() |
No be only Cat you go see, you go see Pussy and Lion. Who put this trash on FP. Bloody Aba scrap scavengers. |
You are all dumb ass. She is giving the guy a Mouth Action in the toilet and you call this proposing. Yeye dey smell. |
I am lost of words. Why, Why and why are we doing this to ourselves. APC this is a SCAM. Ben Bruce, you will not talk now o. Small time you will enter internet and your TV station to blah blah that you are only trying to make common sense. 2016 budget is on the hot seat now and you will not say anything on the floor only on social media. This Dullardino Bubu should be removed from government. I never voted for him so I do not know how he got to be president. This happens only when you have an illiterate in power. Thank God they are not blaming the 2016 budget on Jonathan. ![]() |
I am lost of words. Why, Why and why are we doing this to ourselves. APC this is a SCAM. Ben Bruce, you will not talk now o. Small time you will enter internet and your TV station to blah blah that you are only trying to make common sense. 2016 budget is on the hot seat now and you will not say anything on the floor only on social media. This Dullardino Bubu should be removed from government. I never voted for him so I do not know how he got to be president. This happens only when you have an illiterate in power. Thank God they are not blaming the 2016 budget on Jonathan. |
Please Nairalanders, why are you blaming this fake doctor. We have to blame it on our society. Even our President is fake. |
If you check very well, there is an insider from EFCC. |
Maybe she was appointed as the commission for sports on weight lifting or commissioner of body guard to the first lady of Cross Rivers State. She is trying to develop muscles to beat up any external intruder. ![]() |
I can see some single ladies on Nairaland saying Oh so sweet, look at their colourful dress. Oh God, you know sha. Know wetin. I just hope the guys don't make mistake to collect the other ones wife thinking it is his. |
Thank God it was not blamed on Jonathan. |
You are getting me scared o. But come to think of it, if the world go end, I beg let it end. Too much suffering on this earth. Look at Boko Haram killing people and our politicians looting. I wonder how they will account for their actions before God. They will first face EFCC on earth and later face God in heaven. Double judgement. |
Why do they have these marks on their faces? Did they fight with a tiger? |
Is this guy from planet Mars? Are you for real? Or this is just a joke for the new year. If we were in April, I would have said it was April Fool. In this time of oil price falling and companies downsizing. Please tell this your friend to provide the address and name of the company. I will be there today to take up that job. |
Please we should mind the way we use the word "SEXY". How can you say a lady in military uniform is SEXY. Is she putting on a swim suit? Well she is pretty and I bet you there are more military women more beautiful than her. My only problem is that the senior officers will take advantage of her beauty to jig the hell out of her pu**y. |
This man Wada lacks management skills. EFCC is waiting for you at the end of your tenure. I trust Sai Baba. |
If the picture I see is what you call owing a studio, then you need a re-think. 1 keyboard, 2 chairs, 1 laptop and 1 stand up mic. No wonder they call them Yahoo Boy No Laptop (YBNL). If this is now studios are in other developed countries, I wonder what the music industry will look like ![]() |
I hope the governor rewards you with some cash. |
Why cover their faces if you really want to expose them. Rubbish news. ![]() |
You date a girl for 5 years and you are still thinking if to marry her? ![]() |
I doubt if they have 1.5 million public schools owned by the Kaduna state government. This is just another scam or a way to embezzle government funds. I hope he is also able to pay N18K minimum allowance to civil servants or N5K to un-employed. Yeye short devil. ![]() |
Why are you taking them to court? To be freed after serving 20 years or be pardoned by one stupid President or Governor who does not know the genesis of the story. Kill them all immediately and make their death slow and painful. |
Why cant this cultural gala night be held locally here in Enugu state. Why waste state money. Where is dullardino buba? I hope this governor is not part of those governors that claim they cannot pay the minimum wage. |
This Rochas needs to be taken to a mental hospital for evaluation of his mental state. I think this man is sick upstairs. |
In Cameroun, the Police (gendames) are the ones fighting terrorism while in Nigeria our Police is busy collecting bribe on the highways ![]() |
The story says they were caught by residents and another version says they were caught by the Police. Na which one we go believe. If they were caught by the Police, whey are they tied with ropes instead of handcuffs? |
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