₦airaland Forum

Please leave JONATHAN out of this. Stop mentioning his name for every little thing that goes wrong in Nigeria. He is no more the President. You should be calling DULLARDINO BUBU (PMB) who is not the clueless president using CHANGE as a camouflage.

Gate crashing Governor. Mogbor, Moya. Who come invite am to naming ceremony?

Greedy snake. Goat wey 10 people go eat, only the snake swallow am. Oya make una kill the snake and chop both snake and goat.

Na wetin concern private hospital with EFCC? Abi na there Dasuki and his collegues dey go take treatment?

Oh Blood of Jesus. If this happened to me or any of my relation. I will not wait for POLICE because I know they will support the Chinko and release him. I will search for the chinko and burn him alive. After that I will set the Quarry on fire.

Useless Chinese man. If it was in his country they will jail the Nigerian and deport him instantly.

Yes. Good for him. This is what we call "LESSONS LEARNT". That is if he makes it alive.

Una don come again? The ones una kill last time, never enter hell and heaven finish o.

Why this $2.1 bn no dey finish self. People wey chop this money plenty o. You sure say the money still remain for Dasukigate? Na where I dey when this money is being shared so tay e reach Tom Ikimi wey dey for my backyard.

Audu Ogbeh, you were appointed the Minister of Agriculture to find a solution to our problem and not to come and start threating us with starvation and death come 2050. If you complain to me the common man, who do I complain to. The Northern military leaders and politicians left our old trade like farming, Coco, timber, rubber, groundnut etc to start to chase oil that does not belong to them in the Niger Delta.

Look Minister, please do not provoke me o.

My mouth just dey open and cannot close again o. Eleyi gidigan.

Even if the sergeant is not educated to the rules is the DPO who is in charge of the Police station also an illiterate?

A Civil Defence office that is suppose to protect the pipelines is now vandalising it? Maybe na Oga at the Top send am.

If witch fly pass, una go carry am put for front page.

My friend just SHUT your trap. This is not new. Girls make love to their boyfriends on the eve of their wedding as a parting gift.

PLEASE MARK MY WORDS, THE EVIL THAT ME DO LIVE WITH THEM. THE WICKED IN APC SHALL KNOW NO PEACE AND THEY SHALL DIE. GOD IS NOT ASLEEP.

I think una say GEJ no sabi work, him dey clueless, na corrupt president. Okay naw, see wetin Bubu dey do una. Ntoor.

As you all can see these APC members are after all the oil rich states and not what they had in their manifesto during the campaign. To be honest I am very disappointed in APC members especially John Oyegun and Peterside Dakuku. I do not vote for party name but individual. I look at your integrity, your track record in the country and your achievements. All these people you see in APC and PDP are all thieves. They move from one party to the other for their selfish interest.

May God help us in this country.

IGP congrats for this new innovation. Please ensure you do not give the officers on road blocks or check points collecting roger (N100 - N200) from motorists because you will record the highest of electrocution on our roads from failure of drivers to comply with roger.

Hmmmmm...... This is 24 hours with JACK BAUER Season 2.

Dullardino Bubu reading from a typewritten speech prepared by his secretary.

The girl who snatched the guy is smart. The girl who lost her boyfriend is dump and the guy is a big mumu.

How can you wish someone a speedy recovery when a knife was stuck through his head and he is still unconscious. We pray he survives it.

This na arrangement. Nigeria we hail thee, to serve Nigeria is not by force.

All of you just dey admire someone else wife. Do you know it is a sin to lust over a woman that is not your wife. One Dullardino dey ask who be Chacha Eke. You no dey watch Nollywood movie? She be sister to Tomopolo.

I completely disagree with line item # 4. Better piss never catch you before. If e catch you, you go piss for body.

This is the cause of BUHARI and his CHANGE agent. No money in country. I hope Lair Mohammed has some lies to say about this one.

Lynda or Linda, you do not need to search. I am available for marriage o. Who no like better thing. Even if you ugly I go marry you.

Chai, Amaechi, you are a big lair just like your counterpart Lair Mohammed. How can you say you do not like money. You do not like money and you were the Speaker House of Assembly in Dr Peter Odili's government for 8 years. You also became governor for 8 years in Rivers State and now Minister for Transport and you tell us you do not like money. Make thunder fire that your mouth.

This is a disgrace to Royal hood. Oba kneeling down to take a snap shot with Dullardino Bubu. Egunje Obas.

I hope you do not expect him to walk in a flooded street or road with his expensive shoes. So therefore this is not news. Every man will do the same to save his or her shoes from going bad.

What does it profit a man to gain the whole world and loose his soul. Vanity upon vanity. Everyone will end up in a 6 feet irrespective of your status in life. The most important thing is your salvation.

@BeeBeeOOh, I think you have serious Malaria coupled with Typhoid if you think this girl will agree to marry you