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CelebritiesRe: Iyanya And Simon Newton, Michael Jackson's Bodyguard Spotted Together by alaskido(m): 10:43am On May 09, 2017
Why not allow the DEAD to RIP. This is how you guys brought up the story of MJ daughters bad dressing. Must you post everything you see or hear? Some news are better left alone.
CrimeRe: Police Arrest 18 In Kaduna Over Unrest (Photos) by alaskido(m): 9:45am On May 09, 2017
Chai, them do arrest innocent youths wey dey wake their own. They must have been in the wrong place at the wrong time. 95% of the people you see in prison are innocent. This is Naija for you.

Last 2 weeks, I came back from work and decided to buy myself a plate of beans and bread with Nescafe 3 in 1 for dinner. On my way to buy my dinner, I saw people running from each direction. I stood and tried to know what was chasing them. Then I saw a Police van with policemen chasing them. Since I am legitimate and had nothing to fear, I walked ahead to buy my dinner. On approaching the van I was hit by a policeman and dragged into the van. I asked the officer what the going on and why was he molesting me, he just said shut up you criminal, kidnapper and armed robber. I was shocked because all these names do not belong to me. To cut long story short, na so I land for SARS office. The next day na court I find myself o. Come and see innocent youths. Even malam wey sell water dey there. If no be say I get one big brother for ARMY wey go get a good lawyer, maybe I for dey for prison by now dey serve jail term for wetin I no be or do. So my people there are so many youths in prison today who did nothing.
Nairaland GeneralRe: I Killed This Civet With One Bullet (Photos) by alaskido(m): 9:30am On May 09, 2017
This is a wild bush CAT. Take it or leave it.
RomanceRe: Nigerian Bride Refuses To Kiss The Groom On Their Wedding For This Reason (Video by alaskido(m): 9:16am On May 09, 2017
Stupid girl. You think say the man na father Christmas? Him dey pay your school fees and you dey collect allowance dey enjoy his sweat from his provision store and you no want to marry am. Why you no refuse his money in the first instance to avoid all these embarrassment. My dear you have to marry him by fire by force. See Gobbe.
PoliticsRe: Buhari Approves N35bn For The Niger Delta Amnesty Programme by alaskido(m): 9:10am On May 09, 2017
E be like say them don reset Buhari brain back to factory setting grin grin. The Militants get strategy o.
RomanceRe: Photoshopped Images Of Rihanna & Flavour In Bed Trends On Instagram by alaskido(m): 4:43pm On May 08, 2017
Flavour, na this pekus go kill you if you try am grin
PoliticsRe: Priests Visit Nnamdi Kanu And His Wife In Umuahia (Photos) by alaskido(m): 4:41pm On May 08, 2017
I respect this man for his courage.
TravelRe: Passenger Bus Conveying Goods Catches Fire After Horrible Accident In Lagos.PICS by alaskido(m): 4:13pm On May 08, 2017
OP, why are you confusing us with the location this accident happened. Is it in Ogba, Aguda or Ikeja? Onion, tomatoes and pepper don fry finish. Na to add eggs remain. May God heal the injured.
PoliticsRe: Photo Of President Buhari Leaving Abuja For UK Medical Treatment by alaskido(m): 4:09pm On May 08, 2017
The way his cabinet members dey look am for that pix dey fear me o. For their mind, them go dey say see as baba lean, I hope he makes it back to Nigeria this time around.
RomanceRe: Jilted Man Destroys His Iphone 7 After He Got Drunk (Video) by alaskido(m): 1:23pm On May 08, 2017
I think this guy need a physiological evaluation. He may be suffering from Mental disorder caused by the present economic recession from the present ruling party/government APC (All Promises Cancelled).
Nairaland GeneralRe: The Huge Python Killed By Nigerian Soldiers In A Bush Near Their Barracks by alaskido(m): 10:17am On May 08, 2017
Why waste bullet meant for Boko Haram boys on a harmless snake. God help Nigeria.
CelebritiesRe: Tonto Dikeh Rescues Man Thrown Out Of A speeding Keke Napep (pictured) by alaskido(m): 10:29am On May 03, 2017
This is another part in a movie she is producing. cheesy
EducationRe: University Of Suya, Faculty Of Meatalogy Spotted In Lagos (photos) by alaskido(m): 8:45am On May 03, 2017
I think I spotted one close to SABO in yaba. Maybe a branch cheesy
AutosRe: Toyota Corolla For Sale 2003 #630,000 Call:08086646230 by alaskido(m): 4:39pm On Apr 28, 2017
Is this car stolen? Even a 1999 Toyota Corolla will not sell for N630k.
CelebritiesRe: #BBNaija: Where Does Tboss Go From Here? Nigerians Answer by alaskido(m): 4:12pm On Apr 10, 2017
Who cares where she goes after BBN. She is very fake and I do not like her especially that bloody ring she puts on her nose.
PoliticsRe: Militants Kill Army Captain & 4 Policemen In Lagos by alaskido(m): 4:08pm On Apr 10, 2017
If these militants came from the waterways, what is the work of our Navy? I feel for the Army captain but for the policemen, I do not feel pity for them. If you see how they harass innocent and law abiding civilians, you will be surprised. Na for our body them dey get power.
CultureRe: Oba Of Benin Gets 117-Year-Old Tortoises As Gifts by alaskido(m): 3:58pm On Apr 10, 2017
Make this tortoise no miss road comot for Oba palace in this recession, boys go chop am fast. grin
PoliticsRe: 2019: Sule Lamido For President Posters Flood Lagos PDP Secretariat by alaskido(m): 3:53pm On Apr 10, 2017
Justuceleague2:
PDP can not win anything in Lagos state based on logistics if he has votes from lag it'll be 1%

Unless I'm missing something, so far we've found out that PDP is a disappointment, party of crooks and fraudsters
Please do not forget that the same crooks and fraudsters in PDP have all decamped to APC, so APC now have the largest number of crooks and fraudsters. grin grin
PoliticsRe: Bauchi Governor, Abubakar Invites Efe To Yankari For Relaxation by alaskido(m): 3:43pm On Apr 10, 2017
Efe, based on Logistics, please do not accept this Hausa man offer o. Bauchi no safe for you I beg. Instead make you go Obudu cattle ranch or our Abraka River Resort Motel.
TV/MoviesRe: Photos Of Efe's Father And Mother Watching BBNaija Finale In Their House by alaskido(m): 3:40pm On Apr 10, 2017
This Efe papa house dark well o. Abi na the camera them use snap the photo?
CareerRe: How Much Was Your Very First Salary As A Graduate Or Non Graduate? by alaskido(m): 3:33pm On Apr 10, 2017
Mine was N400.00 in 1988 after my service. But today based on Logistics I dey earn NX,Bleep,Bleep.XX
CrimeRe: Kidnappers In Police Uniform Arrested In Front Of Folorusho Akerejola's House by alaskido(m): 11:37am On Apr 10, 2017
Real Police torture fake police no wahala. Whether real or fake police, police na police. grin cheesy
CelebritiesRe: Agbani Darego Weds Danjuma Secretly In Marrakech, Morocco (Wedding Photos) by alaskido(m): 10:12am On Apr 10, 2017
BigBrother9ja:
Congratulations.

Meanwhile, EFE fans should get ready grin
I AM ONE OF EFE'S FANS AND WE PROVED YOU ALL WRONG. HE WON ON SUNDAY BASED ON LOGISITICS. EVEN MARVIS WAS USING THE PHRASE "BASED ON LOGISTICS".
TV/MoviesRe: Why Efe May Not Win BBNaija 2017 Edition by alaskido(m): 9:57am On Apr 10, 2017
Sorry brother, we proved you wrong. EFE won on Sunday based on LOGISTICS. cheesy cheesy grin
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija: I Am Not A University Graduate - Bisola Reveals by alaskido(m): 11:23am On Apr 07, 2017
University graduate or not, Bisola you are well spoken, talented than better than most University graduates. I have so many of them in my office. To make a good sentence is a problem. This is to tell you how our education system has really deteriorated.
Foreign AffairsRe: Kenyan Soldiers Give A Thirsty Buffalo Water To Drink (Photos) by alaskido(m): 11:11am On Apr 07, 2017
If na for Nigeria, guys don kill the bloody animal take cook and chop. grin
AutosRe: FOR SALE: Golf 4, Toyota Serena, Pathfinder, Toyota Hilux, Volvo. by alaskido(m): 3:28pm On Apr 06, 2017
Zeusblaq1:
If you're not a prospective buyer, you needn't run down anybody's wares, right?
You saw the neat golf IV and others, you didn't comment.
Take your negativity to the 3M bridge abeg.
You for buy am now........ undecided
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija: Efe Family & Tboss' Family: Which Family Needs The Money More? (Photos) by alaskido(m): 3:27pm On Apr 06, 2017
Na Efe family need the N25m pass o. You want to give a girl that cannot recite the National Anthem?
CrimeRe: New Photo Of The RCCG Woman Who Was Prevented From Jumping Into Lagos Lagoon by alaskido(m): 2:56pm On Apr 06, 2017
kingwill2050:
Please, is there another lagoon, apart from this one in Lagos..... I need to jump, but I don't even have transportation fare to get to Lagos.. Please, any lagoon in Onitsha, Nnewi or Asaba..... It's urgent
You do not need a lagoon to die in. Jump from Onitsha bridge. That water is deep enough to swallow you. Oniranu. cheesy
CrimeRe: New Photo Of The RCCG Woman Who Was Prevented From Jumping Into Lagos Lagoon by alaskido(m): 2:55pm On Apr 06, 2017
MARKone:
Thank God for her life. But if Na say she enter lagoon, to resurface after the 3rd day for be wahala, with this her weight.
You are wicked. See your imagination grin grin
CrimeRe: Suicide: Daniel Ikoli Shot Himself Dead In Lagos (Photo) by alaskido(m): 2:48pm On Apr 06, 2017
Chai, the house boy go don collect serious beating from these our useless policemen. The houseboy was at the wrong place and the wrong time.
AutosRe: Neatly Used ACURA MDX 2010 For Sale In PHC by alaskido(op): 2:32pm On Apr 06, 2017
Still available. Keep the calls coming.

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