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Kizyte:
Poverty na devil! Anyway, one day, my enemies go come dey look their ugly faces for my moto as mirror.

If you believe, just hit "Like"

I don hit like but if all these small kids na your enemy, that means you no get enemy at all. Go ask Dasuki and GEJ, them go clear you.

I am not surprised that Lagos came first. Nigerians are being taxed double in Lagos. Everything in Lagos is pay, pay and pay. See the list of payment we make in Lagos.

- You want to cross from VI or IKOYI to Lekki, you have to pay.
- You want to empty your domestic waste, you have to pay.
- You need water to drink, wash and bath, you have to pay.
- NEPA no bring light for 2 months, you have to pay.
- You want to urinate or pass faeces, you have to pay.

Name your own.

lonelydora:
Seems you are a policeman.

E be like say you never enter police wahala before na him make you dey praise them. 95% of the people you see in prison are innocent. I will tell you my ordeal with Police. I just got back from work and decided to buy some food and drug from a drug store on my street. As I stepped out of my compound I saw people running, I was confused as to why they were running. As I walked further I was picked and thrown into their van and taken to the station. I tried to explain myself but all to deaf ears. At the end of the day I had to bail myself with N30k after much negotiations. They went and called some junk pressmen, took some exhibits from their exhibit room and placed in front of the people arrested and asked the journalist or photographer to snap them and captioned the heading robbery and cult gang arrested. Na God go judge the police.

See as them dey show themselves. Ordinary armed robber them no fit catch. Na to dey collect roger for road. As you see them dey demonstrate, their mind no dey there o. Na the N100 wey them go collect for check point dey their mind.

Coordinator Osibande, no fall for these Northern elders o. Na big SCAM. Na so them do GEJ o.

For this recession na him I go buy car? I don sell the one wey I dey use. I go buy new one when Buhari leave government in 2019 or before 2019.

Na the same shirt wey Efe wear during his hosting by one of the Governors Aid. Now Okowa dey host, him still wear the same shirt. Abi them no dey buy clothes with the N25m? Efe father get swag wella. See his posture. See Okowa as him open mouth like person wey get stroke.

Kenzico:


See Okowa's mouth


FU.CKk that Shitty....Who needs this first to comment space

You are like our politicians who are selfish and greedy. You rush to be FTC and now you dey say you no care to be FTC. My friend I have been looking for FTC since 2015. Next time try to comment last.

I knew he will be the one to insert that Coordinator clause on the letter. Mischievous and greedy man. Make una shine una eye for 2019.

Land matter for Nigeria na strong matter o. Them don jazz the guy. My uncle for village don sell almost all our land finish. My relations for village say make I come fight my uncle and stop him from selling. I have to use my okoplo sense o. When I visited the village I carry my uncle go one good beer parlour and buy am enough drink and fried chicken. I come dey thank am for selling the lands o. I even give am N10k before I leave the village. Today I still dey alive dey train my kids. Na wise man wey want to die for foolish may back yard go challenge land matter o.

I was expecting to see a very pretty and Coca-Cola shape reverend sister and not this shapeless AMOEBA HISTOLITICA and AQUATIC PARAMECIUM.

I thought this section was only for autos. Abi this shoe na automobile?

We were told they stole money as well. I think it is the bail money and roger money collected on the road from motorists that was stolen. Good for the Police. They steal from the public and the public takes it back. My only surprise is was the police station empty at the time of operation and an Anti-Robbery section of the police for that matter. If these guys can successfully rob a Police station then I better leave this country as we civilians are not safe at all.

Chai, this girl is very rude. I cannot talk to my mum or dad this way even if they were bad to me. I pity the man who will finally end up with this girl. He needs to tighten his belt. The mother has poisoned the girls mind against the father since she raised her alone.

Na wetin she wan take the man joystick do? Na the chewing stick? Or she want to dey use am for night take dey masturbate.

Beware of short girls. They are very deadly. Like the saying goes "THERE IS ALWAYS A THIN LINE BETWEEN LOVE AND HATE"

There is no joystick that is too small. Everything depends on how you use it. Some large joysticks cannot perform more than the small ones. Also the size of the womans virgina should also be considered. Some women are Indian wells and oceans, you can never satisfy them.

Why you are guys shouting. I thought it was Bola Tinubu and Oyegun who brought Buhari to run as president and use all the arsenal in their possession to rig the election for him to win. Why complain now. You are stuck with Buhari until death.

TonyeBarcanista:
Why is KANU looking aged?

No offence meant please, how old is he?

25 years

Just look at these shameless old ladies. What are they trying to do? Any man who attempt them don enter one chance.

Na wa for today news o. Na only death story una get. Me I have tired o.

My candid advise to the Igbos in Bayelsa is to move out of Yenegoa. If these Ijaw boys enter creek come out, them go finish all the igbos for Yenegoa o. I know those boys o. Them no dey get mercy. They have killed before and will not hesitate to kill again.

OP, your heading should have read "PHOTOS OF COORDINATOR YEMI OSIBANJO PRESIDING OVER FEC MEETING TODAY". Make God punish Devil.

Where is the NIGERIAN POLICE? If na to stand for ADEKUNLE JUNCTION dey look for traffic light offenders, them go get power.

This is the drainage Godswill Akpabio constructed to ease the flooded roads during raining season. it has now swallowed a whole car. There should have been some sort of casted slab to cover the gutters.

CuddleMe:
Sweet lawd! Praying for this on my own day

If this is your wish, then you better start making new and influential friends like our Polithiefians.

I hate politicians. Do you know why? They are selfish, self-centred, corrupt and useless. Don't quote me.

Stupid boy. Don't go and do something better with your life. See the small prick wey him dey use for different girls. Pickin wey no dey hear word make him to ask wetin kill him papa.

Buhari is a COMEDIAN. Even ALI BABA will never give this kind of expensive joke.

No need to waste time. Please bring her to me for bone testing. That is the old Chinese way of knowing your true age. Women and lies especially the celebrities.

autotrader014:
Tank God for safety

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Price: N2. 6m

Call or whatsapp 09056222781

Someone car just somersaulted 3 times and he came out alive. Instead of you to thank God for his survival, you are advertising Honda Evil Spirit. Na wa for some people o. Money first before human life. Please go over to Car section for this advert and do not derail this thread.

enoqueen:
Thought part 2 is out already. Besides patience don de wear jewelries again

Why she no go wear jewelleries? Abi she no get neck?