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Good for them. They carry Nigeria style go Ghana but the thing no work. Them no know say Nigeria climate can accept the snatching of bag while Ghana climate no dey accept am at all. Name checkers over to you. Biafra is involved. |
This girl does not look like a Nigerian to me because if she was the present economic recession will show on her face. Have you seen our Nigerian girls lately on the street of Lagos? They are always looking frustrated. |
If this guy team up with EVANS they will make a good team ![]() |
Na so all of them dey talk when they get arrested. Just jail him for life or rather the death sentence will be good. Useless Igbo man. So if they give you Biafra na so you go take kidnap everybody for Biafra. Yeye man. |
waxxydude:Old boy you bad. I cant stop laughing ![]() |
Moesha, you have just made me come only looking at your picture. What will happen if I meet you physically and we are about to get down. This means I just have to wish my friends good bye because I do not know if I will come out alive. ![]() |
Send the soldier man to Maiduguri to face boko boys since he is trigger happy. Useless soldier. |
As una reinstate am una suppose to promote am to ASP o since he has been away for 21 years. Una still leave am for constable abi. Yeye Olopa them. |
It is such a pity that this type of thing keeps happening in Lagos. Well Ambode is just our governor. I believe this matter should be brought before the CP of Lagos Owoseni and not Ambode. |
sainty2k3:Young man I disagree with you. Cheating is not for the weak. Variety is the spice of life. You cannot eat egusi soup everyday. Them no tell you say one pussy dey kill prick. You need to learn boy and grow fast ![]() |
Her brain has been reset back to factory setting at Ikoyi prison. ![]() |
This one weak me o. 90 years old virgin? Haba, so all the men for Akwa Ibom try to do and she refused? These days that you can hardly find a virgin on the street. Our virgins are from 12 year and below. |
TrapQueen77:TrapQueen, please don't tell me you are also a virgin. If you be virgin make I naked bath ![]() |
This is another LIE. We will add S.L.O.N to your name which mean SENIOR LAIR OF NIGERIA. So you will be addressed as ALHAJI LAI MOHAMED (SLON) ![]() |
You never pay workers salary and you are increasing the population of Bayelsa State and Nigeria as a country. What the heck? You better start family planning o. |
Ambode is working. Is Satelite Town not part of Lagos? Ambode, we are begging you to please extend your hand of friendship and fellowship to the people of this area o. No be to dey concentrate only for Ikeja, Ikoyi, Victoria Island, Lekki, Ajah and other places you have interest. Don't quote me o and if e pain you come beat me for house. |
Madam Kemi, assumption is the mother of all Bleep ups. So please do not think. If Nigeria is getting out of recession the common man on the street will feel and know it. |
afonjadie:You will be shocked that I have 29 years working experience in the Oil and Gas industry. I also have my own consulting firm and I consult for some major upstream and downstream oil & gas companies. And for your information I am from NIGER DELTA. |
FKO81:I do not need proof or any link because I have friends working there. |
NESTOIL wey dey owe workers salary. |
So make we go inside jungle go smoke our cigar abi. Na cigarette be Nigeria problem? Man never chop 3 square meal them dey talk about cigar. Looking for attention. |
Daboomb: You got it wrong bro. I am not Igbo. I am Yoruba and I support IPOB because we are all marginalised. You go come tell me again say my grammar no correct, abi? |
My guy, I am sorry for your loss. My advice is to buy 2 dogs. 1 Rot and 1 pit bull. Whenever you close for the day lock them inside the shop and make sure you don't feed them. When the robbers come they will have a good bite. |
Daboomb:You sabi English Grammar well na him them no give you award like Wole Soyinka. Na grammar we go chop? If I ask you to borrow me N100k you go begin complain. Go ask Igbo traders, they will tell you that you have the grammar but they have the money ![]() |
Chai, this fine girl is in the wrong profession o. The Ogas at the top will deal with her pussy. |
The gutter must be very dry without water. KONJI is a bastard. So na so the thing dey scratch married women? ![]() |
Are you saying they died a virgin? These old women virgins? Abi bad guys no dey during 1893? |
What if the plane land for inside sea? So una training never complete o. E remain Boseth training ![]() |
YOU CAN TAKE A MONKEY OUT OF THE BUSH BUT YOU CANNOT TAKE THE BUSH OUT OF THE MONKEY. This is TONTO's CASE. ![]() |
I cant find Nnamdi Kanu there o. Nice wedding but madam hold your husband very well o. The Federal boys are not smiling. |
The VP is more popular than the Presido. These children gave the DSS guys a tough job of keeping them in check. The heading or topic though is kind of confusing as I was expecting to see students actually mobbing the VP. Do you know what it means when we say a thief was mobbed at Oshodi bus stop. You can imagine the type of mobbing. |
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