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Crime › Re: Two Nigerians Arrested For Armed Robbery Near Ghana's Presidential Palace. Photo by alaskido(m): 1:36pm On Jun 15, 2017
Good for them. They carry Nigeria style go Ghana but the thing no work. Them no know say Nigeria climate can accept the snatching of bag while Ghana climate no dey accept am at all. Name checkers over to you. Biafra is involved.
Celebrities › Re: Chris Rock And Megalyn Echikunwoke, His Girlfriend Spotted At The NBA Finals by alaskido(m): 10:26am On Jun 15, 2017
This girl does not look like a Nigerian to me because if she was the present economic recession will show on her face. Have you seen our Nigerian girls lately on the street of Lagos? They are always looking frustrated.
Crime › Re: Niger State Police Arrest Car Snatcher, Recover 3 Cars From Him by alaskido(m): 10:14am On Jun 15, 2017
If this guy team up with EVANS they will make a good team grin grin
Crime › Re: Evans Begs For Forgiveness: "My Wife Collects Ransom Money For Me Sometimes" by alaskido(m): 10:04am On Jun 15, 2017
Na so all of them dey talk when they get arrested. Just jail him for life or rather the death sentence will be good. Useless Igbo man. So if they give you Biafra na so you go take kidnap everybody for Biafra. Yeye man.
Nairaland General › Re: See The Long Cobra A Neighbour Killed. by alaskido(m): 10:00am On Jun 15, 2017
waxxydude:
My guy anybody wey tell you say na deity don chop bellefull. So you wey dey hungry no suppose mind am, roast that thing well chop am well.

Naso one yeye aligator wey dem catch for my hood when i dey stroll back from work. One man come dey talk say na messager of the gods , and this people owu dey show dem multicolor, when them roast am dry use am cook small soup, chop am with two days old eba, the gods shake. Now if dem (gods) won send anima message dem go tell dem say make Dem pass back of the street.

Wetin concern deity and owu? When u dey naija behave naija.
Old boy you bad. I cant stop laughing cheesy cheesy cheesy grin grin
Celebrities › Re: Moesha Boduong Goes Braless In New Photos by alaskido(m): 3:28pm On Jun 09, 2017
Moesha, you have just made me come only looking at your picture. What will happen if I meet you physically and we are about to get down. This means I just have to wish my friends good bye because I do not know if I will come out alive. grin grin
Crime › Re: Soldier Shoots Man Dead For Packing Sand Near Military Barracks in Kaduna. PICS by alaskido(m): 3:22pm On Jun 09, 2017
Send the soldier man to Maiduguri to face boko boys since he is trigger happy. Useless soldier.
Politics › Re: Senate Recalls Police Man Who Was Wrongfully Dismissed By Police 21yrs Ago(pics) by alaskido(m): 11:12am On Jun 08, 2017
As una reinstate am una suppose to promote am to ASP o since he has been away for 21 years. Una still leave am for constable abi. Yeye Olopa them.
Politics › Re: Parents Of Six Kidnapped Students Storm Ambode’s Office by alaskido(m): 10:31am On Jun 08, 2017
It is such a pity that this type of thing keeps happening in Lagos. Well Ambode is just our governor. I believe this matter should be brought before the CP of Lagos Owoseni and not Ambode.
Family › Re: When Cheating Husband Forgets His Phone Near Wife While Having Bathe(pictures) by alaskido(m): 3:44pm On Jun 07, 2017
sainty2k3:
Funny!
cheating is for the weak
Young man I disagree with you. Cheating is not for the weak. Variety is the spice of life. You cannot eat egusi soup everyday. Them no tell you say one pussy dey kill prick. You need to learn boy and grow fast grin grin grin
Celebrities › Re: Kemi Olunloyo Repents, Says She No Longer Places Curses On People's Head! by alaskido(m): 1:55pm On Jun 07, 2017
Her brain has been reset back to factory setting at Ikoyi prison. grin grin
Romance › Re: 90-Year-Old Virgin Nigerian Woman In Akwa-Ibom Honoured By Community (Photos) by alaskido(m): 3:36pm On Jun 06, 2017
This one weak me o. 90 years old virgin? Haba, so all the men for Akwa Ibom try to do and she refused? These days that you can hardly find a virgin on the street. Our virgins are from 12 year and below.
Romance › Re: 90-Year-Old Virgin Nigerian Woman In Akwa-Ibom Honoured By Community (Photos) by alaskido(m): 3:34pm On Jun 06, 2017
TrapQueen77:
grin


Yaaaaz! She's a Slay Momma grin grin cheesy

Keep it tight and holy...

#TeamSingleLadies
#TeamVirgin
#TeamNeverBeenKissedNeverTouched
#TeamINoNeedAMan grin
TrapQueen, please don't tell me you are also a virgin. grin If you be virgin make I naked bath cheesy
Politics › Re: "No One Can Point At A Single Lie From Me" - Lai Mohammed by alaskido(m): 10:18am On Jun 05, 2017
This is another LIE. We will add S.L.O.N to your name which mean SENIOR LAIR OF NIGERIA. So you will be addressed as ALHAJI LAI MOHAMED (SLON) grin
Politics › Re: Governor Dickson & Wife Dedicate Their Quadruplets At King Of Glory Church (Pics by alaskido(m): 10:05am On Jun 05, 2017
You never pay workers salary and you are increasing the population of Bayelsa State and Nigeria as a country. What the heck? You better start family planning o.
Politics › Re: Satellite Town Road Lagos Flooded After Heavy Rainfall Today by alaskido(m): 10:00am On Jun 05, 2017
Ambode is working. Is Satelite Town not part of Lagos? Ambode, we are begging you to please extend your hand of friendship and fellowship to the people of this area o. No be to dey concentrate only for Ikeja, Ikoyi, Victoria Island, Lekki, Ajah and other places you have interest.

Don't quote me o and if e pain you come beat me for house.
Politics › Re: 'I Think Nigeria Is Getting Out Of Recession' - Finance Minister, Kemi Adeosun by alaskido(m): 3:57pm On Jun 02, 2017
Madam Kemi, assumption is the mother of all Bleep ups. So please do not think. If Nigeria is getting out of recession the common man on the street will feel and know it.
Properties › Re: Ernest Azudialu Obiejesi's Nestoil Tower, Lagos (Video And Photo Documentry) by alaskido(m): 1:52pm On Jun 02, 2017
afonjadie:
mumu are they owing you, you wey never get work Olodo afonja, better go and get work with brt. Olodo cheesy
You will be shocked that I have 29 years working experience in the Oil and Gas industry. I also have my own consulting firm and I consult for some major upstream and downstream oil & gas companies. And for your information I am from NIGER DELTA.
Properties › Re: Ernest Azudialu Obiejesi's Nestoil Tower, Lagos (Video And Photo Documentry) by alaskido(m): 1:47pm On Jun 02, 2017
FKO81:
Provide link to support your trash or......
See what Mike did to IBB's son firm he is fronting

http://dailymail.com.ng/firms-amcon-chase-billionaire-mike-adenuga-unpaid-bills/
I do not need proof or any link because I have friends working there.
Properties › Re: Ernest Azudialu Obiejesi's Nestoil Tower, Lagos (Video And Photo Documentry) by alaskido(m): 9:13am On Jun 02, 2017
NESTOIL wey dey owe workers salary.
Health › Re: FG To Implement 9 Laws On Smoking In Nigeria by alaskido(m): 7:43am On Jun 02, 2017
So make we go inside jungle go smoke our cigar abi. Na cigarette be Nigeria problem? Man never chop 3 square meal them dey talk about cigar. Looking for attention.
Politics › Re: Osinbajo Mobbed By School Children In Calabar (Pictures) by alaskido(m): 4:41pm On Jun 01, 2017
Daboomb:
Another LiePOB reprobate on the lose! grin grin
cheesy You got it wrong bro. I am not Igbo. I am Yoruba and I support IPOB because we are all marginalised. You go come tell me again say my grammar no correct, abi?
Crime › Re: Nairalander's Shop Buggled By Thieves Who Broke Through The Wall (Pictures) by alaskido(m): 4:06pm On Jun 01, 2017
My guy, I am sorry for your loss. My advice is to buy 2 dogs. 1 Rot and 1 pit bull. Whenever you close for the day lock them inside the shop and make sure you don't feed them. When the robbers come they will have a good bite.
Politics › Re: Osinbajo Mobbed By School Children In Calabar (Pictures) by alaskido(m): 4:00pm On Jun 01, 2017
Daboomb:
You obviously dont know much about "context", in the art of English Grammar! grin grin

What do you understand by "he was mobbed by teeming admirers"?
undecided undecided undecided

The Osinbajo and Buhari are not in a Popularity Contest, hey have a joint ticket and the Osinbajo is Buhari's "loyal and dedicated" Vice President.
You people should stop trying to spread your hatred.

You are forgiven, sin no more.
You sabi English Grammar well na him them no give you award like Wole Soyinka. Na grammar we go chop? If I ask you to borrow me N100k you go begin complain. Go ask Igbo traders, they will tell you that you have the grammar but they have the money grin grin
Career › Re: Tijani Adetoun: Beautiful Police Officer In Nigeria (Photos) ‎ by alaskido(m): 3:56pm On Jun 01, 2017
Chai, this fine girl is in the wrong profession o. The Ogas at the top will deal with her pussy.
NYSC › Re: Married Female Corper Caught Having Sex By Soldiers In Plateau State NYSC Camp by alaskido(m): 3:54pm On Jun 01, 2017
The gutter must be very dry without water. KONJI is a bastard. So na so the thing dey scratch married women? grin grin
Romance › Re: Throwback: Virgins Of Egbaland In 1893 by alaskido(m): 3:49pm On Jun 01, 2017
Are you saying they died a virgin? These old women virgins? Abi bad guys no dey during 1893?
Travel › Re: LRU Training For Aircraft Emergencies (Photos From Their Simulation Exercise) by alaskido(m): 3:42pm On Jun 01, 2017
What if the plane land for inside sea? So una training never complete o. E remain Boseth training grin
Celebrities › Re: Tonto Dikeh All Smiles In New Portraits Photos by alaskido(m): 3:20pm On Jun 01, 2017
YOU CAN TAKE A MONKEY OUT OF THE BUSH BUT YOU CANNOT TAKE THE BUSH OUT OF THE MONKEY. This is TONTO's CASE. grin
Politics › Re: Biafra Themed Wedding Holds In Enugu (Photos) by alaskido(m): 3:04pm On Jun 01, 2017
I cant find Nnamdi Kanu there o. Nice wedding but madam hold your husband very well o. The Federal boys are not smiling.
Politics › Re: Osinbajo Mobbed By School Children In Calabar (Pictures) by alaskido(m): 3:00pm On Jun 01, 2017
The VP is more popular than the Presido. These children gave the DSS guys a tough job of keeping them in check. The heading or topic though is kind of confusing as I was expecting to see students actually mobbing the VP. Do you know what it means when we say a thief was mobbed at Oshodi bus stop. You can imagine the type of mobbing.

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