₦airaland Forum

Where is the Nigerian Police when you need them. Instead of them to patrol the roads and watch any suspicious bus, cars or movements, they will be busy looking at traffic light and arresting those who beat the red light. Useless Policemen.

Let me give you a short story when I was in WARRI. I was travelling to see my uncle who is a lawyer residing at UGEHLI. I left WARRI and on my way I noticed a car following me as I left my house at Walter Odili street, off oilfield road. I kept looking at my rear view mirror and this car was on my tail. When I got to Agbaro, I packed to buy kola nut from a road side hawker just to see if the car will stop behind. They did stop and one of the passengers came down and was walking towards my car. I sped off immediately and on getting to a police check point before Ugehli. I stopped to alert the Police that I was being followed by armed robbers. Do you know what happened, the Policemen took off in their police van leaving me on the road. I entered my car and sped off like the devil was after me.

So you see, you cannot rely on the Nigerian Police.

This babe na hot cake o. Every man want a piece of the cake. Isorite. Me too go try my luck.

Blood of Jesus, what da Bleep am I seeing. This is the first time I see a girl or woman with SIX PACKS. I cant stop laughing with tears in my eyes. How man want to take sleep with this one now?

Senseless and Useless governor. Why will he expel them. Is the school not called BAPTIST HIGH SCHOOL founded by the missionaries. Is the school a Muslim school. Since he merged the missionary schools with secular schools, he would have changed their names to ASARUDEEN HIGH SCHOOL. Useless and good for nothing governor.

Look at the small house on a plot of land that EFCC sealed. They are not ashamed. Na this kind house person wey steal billions dey build. Me wey dey work for Oil and Gas self, my duplex big pass the one Obanikoro build. I just think this is victimisation. I know say APC supporters go start to finish me with abuses.

The man with the blue jug, what does he think he is doing. Trying to put out that huge fire with a jug of water. Nigerians can be so daft.

Only God know how much dollars them go don spend for flight ticket, hotel accommodation, feeding etc. See crowd wey one man carry go abroad. Na a whole community. And man dey here for Lagos dey hungry. This life is not fair at all. God is watching.

Another sweet lie from the master Lair Mohammed. Try something else. This one wont fly.

Is this man not tired of lying? Why? Where do you see the jobs? What we see these days is job loss. This Lair Mohammed is a disgrace to Nigerians.

This is the hardship brought to us by this APC led government. RIP brother. In your next life if there is any you will see transformer and run like Ben Johnson.

See their strong and tiny bum bum. These ones go become someone's wife one day. Look at them looking like HIV patient. Seyi, we know this is a video shoot, take am easy o. AIDS is real.

Na when the oil wells are beginning to dry up, this is the time you want to allocate oil blocs to South-South. God is watching you all.

What I want is to revoke all oil blocs and re-allocate 90% to the people of the oil producing states and 10% to the non oil producing states. End of story.

The school name is BAPTIST HIGH SCHOOL which signifies it is meant for Christians. So what are Muslim students doing in such a school. Why cant they attend their own Muslim schools. I for one as a Christian cannot attend a Muslim school because I do not understand their doctrine and cannot read the Quran. I believe they do morning devotion and Religious Knowledge.

Aregbesola, you are a very confused governor.

I have never seen a governor as useless as this one. may God help Imo state indigenes.

Chai, there is God o. APC are at it again. The can lie. Please leave Jonathan alone. He is no longer the President. APC, please face the country and improve the lives of Nigerian. People are suffering. There is untold hardship in the country. For one year APC is fighting corruption. The president has gone deaf to the plight of the people who voted for him. Very soon he will go blind.

@Quaker Oat, I pay my bills monthly and I believe 90% of Nigerians do as well yet we do not get light and pay for what we do not use.

Is increasing the tariff not a very tough approach? Which approach does he want to use now? We go die o for BABA FASH hand.

You are a fucking liar, LAIR MOHAMMED. Please save us heart ache.

I feel like hitting my head on the wall just looking at Toke's flat ass.

I think the girl is probably angry that he got her pregnant before wedding and she is putting on a white wedding grown which is meant for virgins . I cant stop laughing.

All these bridges we dey turn person eye self.

If the military recognises the boys, then they must have been doing the bunkering business together for many years.

Confusion amongst PDP members. This is very interesting. No wonder OBJ tore his membership card. APC, please close all your gate with heavy padlocks o. It looks like some people will be coming through the back door.

I will suggest they probe all PDP members that ported to APC. They are birds of the same feather.

Na now him resemble human being.

These Naira landers. If we stop patronising these prostitutes, they will protest o. . The average girl in the University are worse than the prostitutes in the brothels, trust me. It is also cheaper to patronise the prostitutes that the ones we call our girlfriends with their endless demands. Again the prostitutes use condoms always while your so called girlfriend will like to do it the raw way thinking she is safe. After all she has more than more sex partner and you the same.

Na who them epp? Lubbish.

Na only Boobs I dey see. Make man no go blind o.

Them go dey sleep one day, water go come carry them and their house put for lagoon.

This stupid governor. Can he listen to himself. He spent so much money hosting Beauty Pageant from 2013 - 2015. But cannot fund the only university in his state.

NLC and TUC are both toothless bull dogs. Common fuel hike strike they could not manage. They are talking about crippling the banking sector. They should go and sit on their poo.

Konji is a bastard.