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OP, Pupils is meant to address kids in primary school while students is for secondary school. You said pupils of a secondary school. I am confused here.

magicalBae:


Ladies who usually say that are those set of ladies that never add a drop of water to an ocean.

A supportive woman don't brag over stuffs like dat no matter what but if d opposite buy a recharge card of #200, she'll remind u d date n time she bought it wen u 2 hav lil misunderstanding.


U suffered with him b'cos

*u asked him for 10k n he gave u 4k ?
*u asked him to take u out n he said not dis weekend ?
*u don't get t'fare at times wen u pay him a visit?
* u asked him to buy u iPhone6 n he got u BB10? ..... nonsense!!!!

U're nothing but a liability to him.

MagicalBae, I concur with you jare. You rock.

Nice one but pray it does not happen on 3rd mainland bridge otherwise you will be in hot soup from area boys and Lastma. if this happens on 3rd mainland bridge my brother just keep moving until you are out of the bridge o. I am speaking from experience. I do not pray to be caught on that bridge with a dead car.

This is so sad. Same thing almost happened to me but trust Lagos boy wey I be. Our family land in my village was being sold by my uncle (my mothers junior brother). I was called on phone to come down to the village from Lagos to stop him from selling. I just laughed and told them on phone that for all I care he can sell the entire village. You will not see my leg in that village. I even called my so called uncle and told him I am in support and solidarity with him to sell off all the land and eat the money and that it was his birth right.

Look this my village relations, they are there with my uncle and cannot stop him. They want me to come and die to leave my wife and small kids in the Buhari suffer, suffer world. Who go train them? If you ask me, na who I go ask o.

When will EFCC arrest Dambbazau and Burutai?

The single girls on Nairaland all wish he was single and still searching. Nobody likes to enter a sinking boat or associate with failure. Well, it is too late cause he got a wife in Canada. Go and start life with a poor guy and build it up. He will become rich one day.

So when husband becomes a soldier, the wife becomes a soldier too by proxy. That your press up needs to be saved after the wedding because you will need it to satisfy madam

I am so confused about all these EFCC arrest and prosecution. How many of those arrested have been sent to jail. They just keep them in detention for as long as they wish. Even if they employ SAN with N50m to defend them, EFCC has strong evidence to send them to jail.

Please stop all these procrastination and send all those goats who have eaten our yam to Kuje or KiriKiri prison. This is my take on the EFCC matter.

In the middle picture, why is she standing with her feet the duck way? I think she needs to be laid

How do they know the Niger Delta Avengers are responsible for this. All the way from Delta to Ogun State? I do not believe it. The Yoruba boys dey vex with Buhari. You will be surprised another militant group comprising of only Yoruba indigenes has sprung up.

Anything concerning explosion, they will blame NDA. It can be Fulani herdsmen and Boko Haram.

My guy for you to decide if you will marry her and meet her parents, you need to do the following. Nairalander will not advise you properly. This is my own advise.

1/ Smoke 5 large wraps of Oshogbo Weed
2/ Drink one full bottle of Alomo bitters
3/ Drink 5 big bottles of Legend Stout

After completing this ritual, you will not need anyone to advise you if you are to marry this Albino girl or visit her parents. You will conclude the exercise in 2 hours. I wish you the best of luck in your married life.

This is Dr Alaskido.

Medicine after death. This one na side attraction. Okoro Hausa the maradona.

Okoro Hausa is at it again. Why not relocate the market to Sambisa Forest?

For me, with N500K and in this Buhari regime with the dollar slapping the naira silly, I will suggest you relocate to your village where you have farm land free and start up an agro, fish, snail and poultry farm. Also ensure you have a steady market in town. The only problem I see here is patience. Do you have that patience?

This is great but why not move this your business to Nigeria now?

This is great buy why not move this your business to Nigeria now?

This Mercy self. Are you a learner? Men will always be men. It is only a God fearing man and a true believer that will not cheat by sleeping with other women. If na the circular men you marry, my sister I sorry o. If you like cook the best meal, walk naked in the house. Man must chop or taste another soup outside the house.

She think say na Karate them dey fight for Nollywood movies?

Online meeting via Lync bah?

Ben Bruce has been very quite recently. I hope this AMCON people are not being used by the FGN to frighten anyone who challenges them. I love my country Nigeria but to serve Nigeria is not by force. May God save Nigeria.

Picture or I will not believe this story.

If Buhari wants the Senate and House of Assembly not to impeach him, he should let sleeping dogs lie. Muritala Mohammed tried to fight corruption, he was killed during the Military era. This same Buhari and Idiagbon during the Military era tried to fight corruption they were overthrown by Babangida. Now as a civilian president, he is fighting corruption again. This is why they want him impeached.

Good development. See as military uniform fit Jonathan. Check out Buhari in military uniform I have been laughing and rolling on the floor.

He is crying that he will miss his mothers Amala and Gbegiri soup with assorted orishirishi meat Mamas boy sorry o

Is she now MARRIED? I keep praying for her to meet the right guy.

ILLUMINATI things. This woman has a very loud mouth. Insulting Men of God.

Man wey dey carry knife no go like them carry knife pass him back.

Thank God this one no cover her head with Hijab. Fresh air into her brains makes her intelligent.

Is there no money in football again?

Please do not complain. This is CHANGE for you. After all you guys voted the man into power. Jonathan missed it but certainly BUHARI is not the option we need. We do not know why someone else could not run for Presidency rather than the same old crooks in the system. when will the youth be given chance to rule this country? This is a question for you youths out there to answer.

Na Juju him go take catch them or superior fire power. Gani is looking for another cheap publicity. Police, NCDSC, Police and Army no fit face these militants na civilian like OPC. No forget say the same militants dey use Juju too o. Juju come jam juju the weaker one will give way to the stronger one

This guy na proper Igbo guy.