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The world is coming to an end o. |
I have been laughing since I read this post. What the hell is this? Flogging the devil who is invisible? I cant imagine how foolish we can be. That pastor must be high on Oshogbo weed. I think the pastor needs the flogging. What kind of exercise is this one on a Sunday morning when some members have not had breakfast. |
Hmmmmmm.. I suspect another propaganda ![]() |
Show me the pastor when he was dead and in the mortuary and when he rose again otherwise I don't believe it. |
Him no know say Oyibo train no dey make noise and no dey blow horn. Him take say na Nigeria Railway Corporation wey train no dey waka for our rail roads again. You can practically sleep on Nigerian rail roads for 5 hours without a single train passing. RIP my guy. |
This guy is the most senior YAHOO i have ever seen. We are so gullible in the name of Christianity. Na only God know who dey serve am. |
The have a police public complaints and phone numbers you could call. You should have taken his number and report him straight away. On the other hand if you want to deal with him immediately just call your soldier freind or brother who is from the rank of a Major to come to your aid. He will send some soldiers to beat the mopol blue and black. |
These old men are the ones who killed this country. Still alive and talking trash. |
This country is a joke. I am sick and tired of this country called Nigeria. Everyone in Nigeria is corrupt including the unborn babies. So what is EFCC talking about? This country was built on corruption since the colonial masters before independence. |
I am already preparing my underground bunker to hide during 2019 elections because it will be bloody. |
This is because you built your house in a swamp. You chased the fish out of their natural habitat. You filled their swamp with mud and built your small house. Now you want to eat them for breakfast and lunch. You wicked die my guy ![]() |
This one no be oyibo woman again o. She speaks pidgin English mixed with Akwa Ibom accent. My young lady this is Nigeria. Just report them to Buhari the father of fighting corruption to dismiss the baggars. |
Go closer and take a look you will know which one be the mother. The one in the middle her legs are old |
hehehehehehe ... Wike is working ![]() |
This s just another miracle performed by the pastor. Have you forgotten your bible so quickly. Jesus fed the multitude with just few fish and loaf, so why pastor no go cook with just N500. If you have faith you can move mountains. |
If you hate the man this much why did you marry him? |
Him never start. Them no tell am say na corruption kill Muritala Mohammed. Him own na only ill health. Him get luck. |
I hope they will inspect the Danfo buses on Lagos roads too. Not only private users because I see that this whole exercise is just for private car owners. The danfo drivers are immune. |
My guy, test all the babes in your LGA I bet you before you complete the rounds you will find a good girl. Thank me later when you succeed. |
You were once a House of Rep member which means you have stolen enough. They only want to demolish one house from all your houses illegally acquired and you are shouting to the Nigerian poor masses to come to your aid. My friend carry your cross. When you were in power I believe you must have also issued some demolition exercise in your time. Accept my sympathy in advance. |
Like I always say, if you want to know if a woman is beautiful, wake her up by 4 am in the morning ![]() |
What kind of uniform is Obaseki wearing? Is this the new Edo State Police? |
Na wa o every offence or action you take has a section in our constitution. Even you excuse babe to toast her and she report to police them go get one charge for you. It is well o. |
I heard in the news that he has been transferred and replaced with one other guy. What is going on? There is politics in all sectors of life. |
Even the graves were and the dead were taken over by water. Very soon they will ship all those cars to Nigeria and we will buy them thinking we are driving a clean tokunbo car. If this kind of thing happen in Nigeria na gobe o. |
The guy looks like something from those Nollywood movies. |
This one no be masquerade again o. Na the DEVIL himself appearing in real life |
My fellow brothers and sisters, na only God know who dey serve am. I rest my case. |
Hmmmmmmm, make them no send one of una go Boko Haram side o. I leave the rest for others to comment. |
If you want to go unclad, please go unclad completely not using your hands to shield your breast and using some dumb puffs to close the promised land. ![]() |
My advice is to put rat poison in their food when next they visit. This will put an end to all your worries ![]() |
iykemanchi:This is the price for a 2000 or 2001 Toyota Avalon. I bought one last year at Amuwo Odofin (Festac) |
