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Why him dey run? His trap don catch both fish and meat. This na double portion.

The thing I do not understand about these old people. You get to the age of 70 - 80 years, you should relocate to the village and not remain in the city. After all in the village house is free.

This is what happens when you have a retired military man in power. We never saw this kind of rubbish during GEJ administration.

Men, see sweet meat.

Can we transfer some prisoners from Nigeria to Holland so you guys will remain in business?

“I have never slapped anyone in my life. I have never argued with Bala, I don’t slap people, I fight people with mouth,” El-Rufai said.

Baba Rufu, how can you say you have never slapped anyone in your life. This is a big LIE. You fight people with your mouth. Are you a woman?

My guy please do not resign o. It is your fathers birth wright.

All these end time musicians. Why cant they just get married and have their kids with one woman. Why have kids with different women and still end up a bachelor. Who will marry all these women these artist are getting pregnant. Second hand material. For Fela voice; carpenter wey no know him work na kpako.

I hope no be the ban wey dey ban his music dey make am vex so?

Hi Savydo, This was the same amount they priced my car when it was up for sale in Lagos. I cannot sell for N500K. Thank you for the interest, trust and confidence you have in me. Some dick head Nairalanders thought I was a SCAM. They called me all sorts of names because I made few mistakes when I put up the car for sale on Nairaland. I am not a car dealer and do not have the experience in car sale online. This is new to me. These are my personal cars I use here in Lagos. I was very upset all through yesterday when I was called a SCAMMER because I want to sell my cars online. This was the highest insult I have ever received from anyone. I never knew Nairaland had kids as members.

You can fool some people but you cannot fool all the people all the time.

This is how the UK Police treat dignitaries in their country.

My brothers, this is not new. Even the Police stations are now fenced very high with their gates properly locked. If you visit the police station at night to lay a complain, the desk officer will be peeping you from a hole by the gate asking if you are alone or with so many people or carrying dangerous weapon.

My brother police self na human being o.

Let us hope they are killing the terrorist and burning their hideouts. The pictures I see looks like a well organised settlement of the nomadic Fulani man. The boy and old man in that picture may also have been victims of the terrorist and they are trying to hide or protect themselves.

These BOKO HARAM people are very intelligent and will not live in an open field like this one shown in the picture. They will have more arms , people and ammunition in their disposition not locally made guns that are used to hunt antelopes.

We can never tell. Only God knows the truth.

Mr governor, is Jonathan suppose to call you or you are suppose to call Jonathan and give him update on what is happening in your state. For crying out loud, as a governor you are the chief security officer of your state and anything that happens within your state, you are to be held responsible and not Jonathan. Is it because you a northerner, that is why the president must call you for what happened in your own domain.

Make very good use of this your boobs before it collapse like balloon wey them deflate.

See the way she dey look her husband. For her mind, she go say if no be your money, na wetin I for dey do beside you.

I know say one sharp guy dey corner wey dey give the babe 69.

You live in a dilapidated building with shabby gate and broken cement floor. You go and buy a big car to decorate the old house. What a shame. All this na show off.

SHERRIFU, when can I also come for my own visit. I hope you still have those Ghana must go sacks to keep part of the DASUKIGATE money o.

I need this girl by my bed side. I mean on my bed.

The country is already hot with the CHANGE government. No be new thing. We go survive.

Nothing we no go see for the hands of these artists.

These politicians at times behave as if they did not attend a secondary school not to talk of a university.

Baba Fash, Is it the 300,000 meters that will improve our power supply? I bulb never blink for 1 month now. Na me and generator coupled with scarcity of fuel dey battle every day.

Mr Korede Bello, please watch your back when running and eat with a long spoon when dinning with the DEVIL. I no dey trust our POLICEMEN at all. You can do this with a POLICE officer in UK or USA but not NIGERIA O.

@ Dominique, Seun, Lalasticala, please I will appreciate it if you can remove my post from Naira land Autos. It pains me and saddens my heart when I am called a SCAMMER which I am not.

This is to avoid further insults and embarrassment to my person.

@ Dominique, Seun, Lalasticala, please I will appreciate it if you can remove my post from Naira land Autos. It pains me and saddens my heart when I am called a SCAMMER which I am not.

This is to avoid further insults and embarrassment to my person.

@Colossus2, I know whatever explanation I give to you and other, you will never believe me. I own the 2 cars. Lexus and Audi. I used the Lexus number to register my Audi A6. The Lexus has been on sale for more than 5 months. The Audi was only bought in December, 2015. I was actually looking for an Audi A6 2008 - 2013 model but ended up with a 2004 model. Now I have enough cash to upgrade, that is the reason for selling the Audi A6 so soon.

I am not a scammer and will never be. I work for an oil and gas company here in Lagos. You have my mobile numbers. You can call to confirm if I am a scammer. If you check the number plate on both cars, it is in my name ANTHONY .A. WARRENS. Or is it wrong to use your old number plate to register another tokunbo car?

You can tell Dominique to ban me or delete my thread but that will not stop me from selling my cars because I worked hard to buy them. It is people like you who give a dog a bad name just because you want it hanged.

I have told you before, I am not a car dealer so I do not know the rules for online advert for cars. These are my personal cars. I am still using the Audi A6 to work till date.

@ Colossus2, I feel very bad and insulted when you call my ADVERT a SCAM. For your information this is not a SCAM. I own these vehicles and I am advertising them for sale on nairaland. When you see the real SCAMMERS you will not know.

If I am new in the business of selling cars on line and I make mistakes, I believe you can call me to advise on how to present my advertisement and not to call me names. This is totally unacceptable.

If this is what Naira land is all about then I would not have advertised my cars on this medium.

@ Aieromon, both vehicles are mine. When I bought the Audi A6, I used the plate number on the Lexus to register the Audi A6. The Lexus has been on sale for 5 months now while the Audi was only bought in December 2015 and I had to use my old number plate for the registration of my Audi A6. Now I want to sell the Audi A6 because as at the time it was purchased I was looking for a 2008 model but ended up buying the 2004 model. Now I have enough cash for a newer model. I am also checking Nairaland each day for either an Audi Q7 or A6 2008 - 2013 model.

I assure you this is not a scam. The Audi is still used by me to work daily while the Lexus is now in PHC up for sale by my car dealer. I have all the original papers to these cars. I am not a car dealer so would not know the rules in advertising your car online. We learn everyday. You can call for physical inspection and check the papers to ensure it is genuine before payment.

This must be a Yoruba man. Hmmmmm....... Frank Williams........

When all odds are against you, you run to the broom carrying native doctors for help.