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No wonder the policemen dey road dey collect egunje scatter and dey involve in so many bad things. |
When old men decide to act Nollywood movie for House of Assembly, all he has to do is watch from part 1 to part 5. Do you want them to use the policeman as weapon of mass destruction. He may have a pistol with him and if one of the law makers grabs the pistol, you know that hell will be let loose. |
This guy is a full lieutenant. I like his ceremonial outfit and smile. ![]() |
This romance between Davido and Wizkid, na wa o. Make them no fall out on day o. |
Na which Ozone layer them dey talk about self? Na only generator dey bring smoke? What about the diesel trucks and bush burning? Rubbish. Useless state with clueless governor. |
The man must have used juju on them. ![]() |
I am also shocked after reading this story. This girl is a WITCH. |
Sharp guy. ![]() |
Good work FRSC. I am proud to be a member. See what Buhari has caused. The poor man has lost his precious car. Thank God for his life. |
So this market don waka reach North. Our boys for Niger Delta don teach them work ![]() |
Na so him go talk and later deny it again. I am tired of this country. |
This is no ordinary slaps o. I suspect juju ![]() |
For me, no need to fight or kill the man who slept with my wife. It is my wife's fault for opening her legs. All I will do is to divorce the woman. |
All these Celebrities self. I think she needs to have her brain re-examined or taken to Yaba left. ![]() |
Na wetin come do his mouth now? ![]() |
GEJ my HERO. May God continue to bless you. We hear that EFCC is coming for you. My brother run very far from Nigeria o. Buhari and his military style of leadership is killing the Nigerian masses. |
My brother, if you know you do not want to get a heart attack or permanent stroke, I will advise you do not check her phone to read her messages because if actually she is cheating on you, you will be shocked at what you will find. My advise to you; that is if you really love your wife is to put MAGUN on her. Any man wey mount go fall and crow like a cock. ![]() |
These BOKO HARAM people no dey repent o. They are not Christians who repent o. These fanatics no get repentant for their dictionary o. They are not like Niger Delta militants who have human feelings o. These Army men self no dey use their brain. All the military training una acquire na waste. You are preparing a new breeding camp for them to strike back again o. Please use your tongue to count your teeth o. Them no dey deceive Ashawo f**k twice o. |
This na una business o. My problem is how to get fuel for my car that has been parked for 1 week now, water, light and peace o. |
@duke 1, I cant stop laughing o. This your advert is the best I ever seen in all my life. ![]() |
If Jonathan is arrested, then they must arrest IBB, OBJ, ABDULSALAM etc. |
Don't worry, Holy Ghost will arrest them. ![]() |
See wetin Fulani herdsmen don cause. Abi we go blame this on GEJ or PMB? ![]() |
See peoples fathers misbehaving in public. If their kids should see this video? What is the fight all about? The end name is "MONEY" and you will tell me PMB is fighting corruption. This reminds me of the Rivers State House of Assembly saga. Blood flow. You need to train very well to join the lawbreakers o ![]() |
Let me put this is plain and simple language. A woman who sleeps with another man outside her matrimonial home is capable of killing the man. Where I come from, if my wife sleeps with another man and I continue to eat her food and sleep with her, the following happens; 1. My business will crumble 2. I will develop some strange sickness and die unless she confesses. 3. My kids will die one at a time So you see this is not a small matter. Forgiveness is entirely for the priest or pastor. |
Why will people view his corpse? Is he in a Museum? Or you want his corpse to vanish into the air? Don't you know he is the Governor-General of Ijaw nation? ![]() |
What is wrong with this man call PMB? We elected you to work and change the system, not to complain about past leaders because you were part of the past leaders. If you were my kid, I would have spanked you badly on your skinny bum bum ![]() |
Lair. The wages of sin is death. |
When Fulani kill Southerners, Police and Army will not look for them but when they kidnap Fulani, it turns to news and the Federal government will be looking for the kidnappers. You can see how tribalism has eaten deep into the fabric of the Nigerian system. The Fulani man came all the way from the North and neighbouring countries to the South without missing his way. Na for small bush for Abia him wan come lost? Good riddance to bad rubbish. |
Them think say na Agatu where them go show their skill. Them don enter Niger Delta proper. . Na now Buhari go shout since them don kidipapa his brothers. I cant stop laughing in pidgin english ![]() |
My mother will commence a fasting, prayer and all night for my head. She go begin cry and say her enemy do win ooooooooooo. ![]() |
Where is the source of power coming from? I guess, one small I pass my neighbour generator in the crises of fuel scarcity. I bet you will have to tag your phone with your name otherwise it will go missing or it will take you 30 minutes to locate your phone. |
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