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Career › Re: Nigeria Police Force Salary Structure (screenshots) by alaskido(m): 2:41pm On Apr 06, 2016
No wonder the policemen dey road dey collect egunje scatter and dey involve in so many bad things.
Politics › Re: Policeman Watching As Nassarawa Lawmakers Fight (Photo) by alaskido(m): 2:34pm On Apr 06, 2016
When old men decide to act Nollywood movie for House of Assembly, all he has to do is watch from part 1 to part 5. Do you want them to use the policeman as weapon of mass destruction. He may have a pistol with him and if one of the law makers grabs the pistol, you know that hell will be let loose.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: A Nairalander's Outfit To A Military Interview - PICS by alaskido(m): 2:29pm On Apr 06, 2016
This guy is a full lieutenant. I like his ceremonial outfit and smile. grin
Celebrities › Re: Fans Attack Davido For Wearing Jacket That Symbolizes Slavery by alaskido(m): 2:21pm On Apr 06, 2016
This romance between Davido and Wizkid, na wa o. Make them no fall out on day o.
Politics › Re: Benue Government Collects Generators Tax To ‘maintain Ozone Layer’ by alaskido(m): 11:21am On Apr 06, 2016
Na which Ozone layer them dey talk about self? Na only generator dey bring smoke? What about the diesel trucks and bush burning? Rubbish. Useless state with clueless governor.
Business › Re: Latest Scam In Town, Kids As Collateral by alaskido(m): 11:19am On Apr 06, 2016
The man must have used juju on them. grin grin
Family › Re: 9-Year-Old Homeless Girl Feeds Feaces To Baby Of Lady That Rescued Her by alaskido(m): 11:04am On Apr 06, 2016
I am also shocked after reading this story. This girl is a WITCH.
Crime › Re: Man Sent To Prison Over Marriage Fraud (Photo) by alaskido(m): 10:51am On Apr 06, 2016
Sharp guy. grin grin
Politics › Re: FRSC Rescues Man Whose Car Was On Fire In Lagos This Morning by alaskido(m): 10:50am On Apr 06, 2016
Good work FRSC. I am proud to be a member. See what Buhari has caused. The poor man has lost his precious car. Thank God for his life.
Politics › Re: Police Declare State Of Emergency In Kaduna by alaskido(m): 10:47am On Apr 06, 2016
So this market don waka reach North. Our boys for Niger Delta don teach them work grin grin grin
Politics › Re: Kachikwu: Fuel Scarcity Will End On Wednesday In Abuja, Lagos by alaskido(m): 10:34am On Apr 06, 2016
Na so him go talk and later deny it again. I am tired of this country.
Education › Re: Student Slapped By A Principal's Secretary Is Dead by alaskido(m): 10:21am On Apr 06, 2016
This is no ordinary slaps o. I suspect juju grin grin
Crime › Re: Man Stabs Friend To Death For Sleeping With His Wife by alaskido(m): 10:19am On Apr 06, 2016
For me, no need to fight or kill the man who slept with my wife. It is my wife's fault for opening her legs. All I will do is to divorce the woman.
Celebrities › Re: I Will Remain Single Or Marry A Whiteman- Toyin Aimakhu by alaskido(m): 9:51am On Apr 06, 2016
All these Celebrities self. I think she needs to have her brain re-examined or taken to Yaba left. grin grin
Sports › Re: Emmanuel Adebayor To Meet Flute-Player With Nostril - Pics by alaskido(m): 9:22am On Apr 06, 2016
Na wetin come do his mouth now? grin
Politics › Re: Jonathan With The Son Of Martin Luther King Jr by alaskido(m): 9:21am On Apr 06, 2016
GEJ my HERO. May God continue to bless you. We hear that EFCC is coming for you. My brother run very far from Nigeria o. Buhari and his military style of leadership is killing the Nigerian masses.
Family › Re: I Am Suspecting My Wife Is Cheating On Me by alaskido(m): 9:15am On Apr 06, 2016
My brother, if you know you do not want to get a heart attack or permanent stroke, I will advise you do not check her phone to read her messages because if actually she is cheating on you, you will be shocked at what you will find.

My advise to you; that is if you really love your wife is to put MAGUN on her. Any man wey mount go fall and crow like a cock. grin grin grin
Politics › Re: Army Establishes Camp For Repentant Boko Haram Members by alaskido(m): 8:58am On Apr 06, 2016
These BOKO HARAM people no dey repent o. They are not Christians who repent o. These fanatics no get repentant for their dictionary o. They are not like Niger Delta militants who have human feelings o.

These Army men self no dey use their brain. All the military training una acquire na waste. You are preparing a new breeding camp for them to strike back again o. Please use your tongue to count your teeth o. Them no dey deceive Ashawo f**k twice o.
Politics › Re: I Didn’t Reconcile With Fayose- Aluko by alaskido(m): 8:54am On Apr 06, 2016
This na una business o. My problem is how to get fuel for my car that has been parked for 1 week now, water, light and peace o.
Autos › Re: (duke)honda Accord Babyboy For 430k by alaskido(m): 3:47pm On Apr 05, 2016
@duke 1, I cant stop laughing o. This your advert is the best I ever seen in all my life. grin grin grin grin cheesy
Politics › Re: EFCC Fixes Date For Jonathan's Arrest – Reportsafrique.com by alaskido(m): 3:39pm On Apr 05, 2016
If Jonathan is arrested, then they must arrest IBB, OBJ, ABDULSALAM etc.
Car Talk › Re: FRSC Hilux Without Brake Lights, Who Will Make The Arrest? (Picture) by alaskido(m): 3:24pm On Apr 05, 2016
Don't worry, Holy Ghost will arrest them. grin
Health › Re: Woman Births A Baby In A Classroom In Agatu, Benue State (photo) by alaskido(m): 3:10pm On Apr 05, 2016
See wetin Fulani herdsmen don cause. Abi we go blame this on GEJ or PMB? grin
Politics › Re: Nassarawa Lawmakers In Free For All Fight by alaskido(m): 3:00pm On Apr 05, 2016
See peoples fathers misbehaving in public. If their kids should see this video? What is the fight all about? The end name is "MONEY" and you will tell me PMB is fighting corruption. This reminds me of the Rivers State House of Assembly saga. Blood flow.

You need to train very well to join the lawbreakers o grin grin
Family › Re: What Can Make You Forgive Your Wife If She Cheats? by alaskido(m): 2:55pm On Apr 05, 2016
Let me put this is plain and simple language. A woman who sleeps with another man outside her matrimonial home is capable of killing the man. Where I come from, if my wife sleeps with another man and I continue to eat her food and sleep with her, the following happens;

1. My business will crumble
2. I will develop some strange sickness and die unless she confesses.
3. My kids will die one at a time

So you see this is not a small matter. Forgiveness is entirely for the priest or pastor.
Politics › Re: Alamieyeseigha's 'Official' OBITUARY Leaves Out LYING-IN-STATE by alaskido(m): 2:39pm On Apr 05, 2016
Why will people view his corpse? Is he in a Museum? grin Or you want his corpse to vanish into the air? Don't you know he is the Governor-General of Ijaw nation? grin
Politics › Re: Buhari Blames Economic Woes On Past Leaders by alaskido(m): 2:34pm On Apr 05, 2016
What is wrong with this man call PMB? We elected you to work and change the system, not to complain about past leaders because you were part of the past leaders. shocked

If you were my kid, I would have spanked you badly on your skinny bum bum grin grin
Politics › Re: I Never Paid A Dime To Be Appointed As Minister Under Buhari – Lokpobiri by alaskido(m): 2:27pm On Apr 05, 2016
Lair. The wages of sin is death.
Crime › Re: Five Fulani Herds­men Kidnapped In Abia Community by alaskido(m): 2:24pm On Apr 05, 2016
When Fulani kill Southerners, Police and Army will not look for them but when they kidnap Fulani, it turns to news and the Federal government will be looking for the kidnappers. You can see how tribalism has eaten deep into the fabric of the Nigerian system. The Fulani man came all the way from the North and neighbouring countries to the South without missing his way. Na for small bush for Abia him wan come lost? grin Good riddance to bad rubbish.
Crime › Re: Five Fulani Herds­men Kidnapped In Abia Community by alaskido(m): 2:17pm On Apr 05, 2016
grin Them think say na Agatu where them go show their skill. Them don enter Niger Delta proper. grin grin grin. Na now Buhari go shout since them don kidipapa his brothers. I cant stop laughing in pidgin english grin grin grin
Family › Re: Guy Brought His Oyinbo Wife Back Home & His Family Members Were Astonished -pics by alaskido(m): 2:07pm On Apr 05, 2016
My mother will commence a fasting, prayer and all night for my head. She go begin cry and say her enemy do win ooooooooooo. grin grin
Politics › Re: Lack Of Electricity Has Helped In Creating Jobs(pics) by alaskido(m): 2:04pm On Apr 05, 2016
Where is the source of power coming from? I guess, one small I pass my neighbour generator in the crises of fuel scarcity. I bet you will have to tag your phone with your name otherwise it will go missing or it will take you 30 minutes to locate your phone.

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