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Why is Ambode looking up. Is the rice falling from the sky? I can see that the bag of rice is labelled ANAMBRA RICE but subject is saying EKO RICE. This is misleading. |
I laugh in pidgin . When you chase your first wife away and marry a new one, you will then know which is better. GEJ and BUHARI. ![]() |
34 years? She looks like 40 years to me. Women and reducing their age from 1900 AD. |
@OneNigeria1960, I bet you will see Nigerians that are more stupid and do very crazy things. Trust me. |
Please do not drink that stuff too much otherwise jedi jedi will kill you o. ![]() |
Na everytime Nigerian Army dey destroy Boko Haram Logistics Base. The base no dey finish? |
2 Face dey learn where King Solomon dey now. ![]() |
I once had a hairy lady for a girlfriend. She is very hairy and has a lot of beard that she shaves. When we make love and get to a climax, most of her beards end up in my teeth and I have to use tooth pick and my fingers to remove them. I had to call it quit. But she sabi bang sha. |
Brake pads are more effective. |
Liar. Big Liar. The picture of the young boy we saw is a proof. Was he hit by a car as we could see bullet wounds on his body. Stupid Policemen killing innocent people since 1900 AD. ![]() |
Buhari,, please do not allow corruption to kill you o. You are fighting corruption. 95% of the politicians in APC, PDP and the Military are all corrupt. Corruption killed Muritala Mohammed. If you are in doubt, please ask Ibrahim Babangida and OBJ. |
Did this car fall from an air plane. Looks dented in the front, back and side fender. |
Remove the V6 engine and replace it with a V4 engine that would match the sitting and exhaust. |
When this man pass away one small boy go begin chop the kpekus ![]() |
This Nigerian Nollywood will never end. From NIGER DELTA MILITANT PART 1 to BOKO HARAM PART 2 to SHITE PART 3 to FULANI HERDSMEN PART 4 to PADDED BUDGET PART 5 and now to NIGER DELTA SEA PIRATES PART 6. Buhari is the producer and director of the films. ![]() |
Area Father, too much Oshogbo weed for your system. |
They are still blaming the previous government (GEJ) for not taking action on this sect. I laugh . If Jonathan had used excessive force or killed the sect members, all the northern leaders will rise up against GEJ and call unto the international communities to come to their aid. They will scream Genocide, blue murder. |
FFK has just spoken the truth. Until the Fulani will kill a DSS relative, a Police relative, an Army relative, then they will sit up. |
This same Amaechi stopped the Maritime University being built in Niger Delta and took it to Zaria or said Zaria Maritime Academy should be upgraded. This is pay back time from the Northerners. |
OP, this pictures are not graphic o. The lady is only naked and we have seen a lot especially at the strip tease club in Lekki, Stadium road and Woji junction in PHC. Maybe the man she is fighting with bargained to pay her 10,000.00 Nairobi currency but ended up paying her N5,000.00 or she followed him to the bank but his account was in red ![]() |
No @ Holyfield1, Nairobi dey for Katanga ![]() |
I pray to God to bless your hussle. |
Oga Pastor say he is not a businessman. The Church wey him open no be business? I beg make una help me ask am o. After all the Church is registered with Corporate Affairs Commission with an RC number ![]() |
Hmmmmm..... Buhari, Amaechi and APC. I do not know what to believe again. They got me confused here. ![]() |
Instead of this useless kidnappers to use their resources (guns and talents) to fight Fulani herdsmen killing their people in Imo State, they are busy kidnapping poor and innocent people. |
Are civilians allowed to buy from this petrol station or it is strictly for khaki boys. I bet they will need to have military men on guard. Nice one anyway. |
Nice ride and very rugged car. Saw one at a dealers shop for N680K on Saturday. |
Stupid girl. With her mouth and lips like Kpekus. See her boobs like Dolly Parton own. Useless girl crying for Flavour who has so many kids from different women. I sorry for her. She think say vacancy dey for Flavour house. Sorry my sister, no vacancy. It is fully occupied and booked. |
If I may ask, how many Hausa - Fulani's have DSS arrested for killing people of Agatu in Benue State, Delta State, Rivers State, Edo State. Useless DSS playing one sided. My advise is for everyone to go back to their respective state and conduct your business these. |
Please pay some respect to the dead. This is not an arranged burial. The Governor General of Izon land is truly dead and buried. See as Jonathan has added weight after leaving office. This tells you that it is not easy to rule Nigeria with 170 million stubborn people with different type of problems. Buhari is already too skiny. By the time he rules for 4 years, he will look like a scarecrow and finally disappear into thin air. It rained here in Lagos as well. Very heavy. This is nature and not mysterious. |
After smoking Oshogbo weed, anything is possible. |
Baba, please do not forget to take along with you your pampers, phone charger, recharge lamp and bring back some fuel on your return o. |
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