₦airaland Forum

Clinton9000:
Biiafrans always looking fresh like African Americans; not like afonjas that look naturally malnourished even Obama's diet! We are not the same people and must separate!

What do you have against the Yorubas??



If you have a problem with a Yoruba man, then sort it out with the person and not attacking the Yoruba nation


Ire ooo

Rovely

Bush baby ko

Street baby ni

Ranchhoddas:
How much be visa to Canada?

Get my number from my signature and send Mii a msg on Whatsapp




Ire ooo

Ranchhoddas:
Chai...So even spelling you no sabi? Abeg check dictionary help your life.

Mr Ranchhodas,

Abeg

Please

Biko

Dakun

Ya hakuri

Teach Mii English Cos am really willing to learn but as for maths don't think I want to cos can't really remember the last time I withdrew XY amount of money in the bank


Ibasrevo

EdibleCatering:
Gat no time for hate bruv.. Its beneath me.

Do a soul searching and tell ursef the bitter truth


EdibleCatering:


After u will be begging for "special status" u want to use 1% of everybody's sweat to develop lagos. When it is developed, u claim it as "Yoruba land". If its a yoloba achievemnt, why are oda sw states not even close? Na so bwaris wuld start claiming Abuja as their achievement. Useless comment

Ranchhoddas:
Your math is quite poor.

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Na only 1+1 I know

Ranchhoddas:
Your math is quite poor.

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Na only 1+1 I know

EdibleCatering:
Asking and not begging right

Y dont they just take it if it is theirs?

"The stridency of your cluelessness has reached the heights of impiety...." Wole soyinka

From Ur post I can see you hate Yorubas but you still have to quote one of them to prove Ur English proficiency

Coming on nicely

Went fishing at Chips



Hmmmm

dairykidd:
WITH THESE BOOKS/PLAYS:


The Lion & the jewel by Wole Soyinka
Never sparked my interest so i only followed it in class...i know it was abt two men fighting over one girl

Tales from Shakespeare by Charles and Mary Lamb
my Fav plays were:
Macbeth
Othello
Much Ado About Nothing
Romeo & Juliet
The Tempest


Oliver Twist by Charles Dickens
Fav characters: Oliver Twist,Faggin,Bill Sikes

Things Fall Apart by Chinua Achebe

Fav character:Okonkwo

The Passport of Mallam Ilia by Cyprian Ekwensi
Fav character:the young,brave and rugged Mallam Ilia

An African Night’s Entertainment by Cyprian Ekwensi
Had little interest in this too only read along in class

She Stoops to Conquer by Oliver Goldsmith
fav character: Kate

Dizzy Angel by Gracy Nma Osifo
fav character: that fine ogbanje girl and her wanna be boyfriend forgotten their names

Animal Farm by George Orwell
fav characters: Napoleon,Snowball,Old Major
i don't think i read this in my jss tho cos i later became a science student for 1 year before going to become a social science student and had to drop literature painfully..

Feel free to add yours

What about the "The Rivals"


Fav character Miss Malaprop

Sex sex sex


Wetin you go cause

Make them do abeg

hotcakept2:
But he is still a billionaire in naira na

Point of correction


He's still fuckin rich


Cos 1million dollars is 450million Naira if we peg $1 at #450

JAYTUNEZ:
Fast rising comedian, Shakara was beaten, assaulted and arrested from his house in Warri in the presence of his wife and other family members by policemen.

The comic suffered more humiliation when he was transported to Lagos in his boxer shorts. All for a crime he did not commit. Rather, he went through all that embarrassment just because he shared a similar phone number with a criminal.

According to veteran comedian Alibaba who shared the story online;

The committee is sitting now at the National Assembly in the case of Shakara, an Mc and comedian who, was assaulted, beaten and arrested from his house in Warri in the presence of his wife, his co tenants, his father and his friends, for an alleged crime, and brought all the way to Lagos by Road like a common thief, in his boxers. Only for the police to realize it was a case of mistaken identity. The phone number of the person they were looking for had a digit different from his. The police had contacted the Network provider with the phone number, the network then gave them his address, to enable them track the suspect. Isn’t that the problem with our agencies? Lack of proper and thorough investigation. Now na beg them dey beg… one small thing them for don shoot the innocent boy leg… meanwhile the story in Warri is that he was arrested for armed robbery and kidnapping. Who wan call am for work again?”


http://www.tunezmediablog.com/2016/10/police-assault-and-humiliate-popular.html

The photo you posted is not that of mc Shakara now

Everything in Nigeria is effed up



Everyone is confused

Mr Lie, lying to the many microphones in front of him

They are so many out there


Especially GNLD


And scammers

Stupid in love

APC and their many problems

I help you say amen

davide470:
I hate it when all this Black Nigerian nïggas use the word "Africa"..


Btw, Cocolav, come and see your people

Don't mind them

Her name is bosom Orjiakor



E gba Mii keh


I write boobi.e Orjiakor NL change am to bosom

We all know that most Nigerians (especially northerners) see their woman as Our President just described them



1: Kitchen


2: Living room


3: Other room

With this Ur over sized shirt??

Happy birthday to Abami Eda

What about sinning??

Thief

Ole


Onyeochi


Barawo

I was in secondary school then


I had to jump fence (cos I was a boarding student) to go watch Nigerian match and to make matters worse we were beaten



Another one was when I took a bet with my mum that Nigeria will win the Atlanta 96 final

What about all the loots recovered so far??

This gurl matter is becoming unbecoming



Rahama today

Rahama tomorrow


Let her be