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Some girls would suck and lick
D***k as if its icecream, but
when you remain sachet water
for them they will open
another end to drink it.
Aunty hygiene I hail oooo #justwant2makecomonsensewithcomedy

Some girls would suck and lick
D***k as if its icecream, but
when you remain sachet water
for them they will open
another end to drink it.
Aunty hygiene I hail oooo #justwant2makecomonsensewithcomedy

Some girls would suck and lick
D***k as if its icecream, but
when you remain sachet water
for them they will open
another end to drink it.
Aunty hygiene I hail oooo #justwant2makecomonsensewithcomedy

*Respect my mum just as you Respect yours*

"*One Afternoon A Husband Arrived Home With Sad News.*

*HUBBY:* Baby, I just received a call: mother is not feeling well. Shall we go to town and get some necessities for the Visit? Please write a list and then we can go.

*WIFE:* A list won't be necessary, we'll just get 2 cabbages and 2 litres of cooking oil.

*HUBBY:* Is it going to be enough really?

*WIFE:* Yes Sweetie, No need to waste money,of course it's gonna be enough.

(They Left For Town & After Getting 2 Cabbages & 2litres Of Cooking Oil, During the purchase The Hubby Asked His Wife Again If that Was All.
She Emphasized the Issue of Not Wasting Money On an impromptu Visit.
They Then Hit The Road Towards The Village & Where The Road Branches To Different Villages, The
Hubby Driving, Took A Turn To His Wife's Home.)

*WIFE:* ( _Shocked_) where are we going honey? I thought you said we're going to visit your mother.

*HUBBY:* Yes, we are. It's your mother(our mother) who is not feeling well.

*WIFE:* ( _Shocked & crying_) But the grocery ain't enough! Let's go back and get some more stuff.

*HUBBY:* No! I asked you over and over if it was all that you
needed & you said *"YES"*. We ain't going back......

*_MORAL OF THE STORY:_*

Whatever that you want done to you, do it to others as well!!".I like it and share it with others.

Hope there's nothing political about the reward


Cos Nigerian politicians can reward their own person and make it look like it's a nobody

Ambode is working

Lagos is progressing







You buy data bundles every week but you're using the same toothbrush since 2015. My friend, you should be arrested............................... #justwant2makecomonsensewithcomedy

He saw it coming

TonyeBarcanista:
Is he dead?

No, he's just sleeping on the floor

zbone:
Read!! Read!! the full story and use your brain!

Am saving mine for later

So, can I make use of urz??

Ilduce11:
Born foool

You mean you were born a fool??

franugo:
una no go go buy sense for market abi especially you alayormi

Anybody in Ur family willing to sell??

After dating him for 2weeks u already want to meet his parents..... Haaa ladies be patient, it took him 9 months to meet his own parents so why are u in a hurry..

sleeknaija:
OLODO, who tell u say na wetin kill am be that? Pick sense abeg.

Omowe, who tell you sey no be wetin kill am be dat??

globalresource:
Did u read the post at all?

Get a PAS and read it to Mii

We've heard of ekiti gate and nothing happened


Mr Governor,

Meshi onu

hatchy:
Bad Belle Messenger (BBM). All una prayer make MMM crash no go work.

MMM has come to stay so if you can't pull it down why not join the moving train rather than having sleepless nights praying that it crash.


All of you wishing that MMM crash, holy goooooohst firrrreeee.

Laff off Ur sorrow


Dear MTN,
My dear MTN, My Dearest MTN...
No matter how you rephrase this sms to me,
I would never fall victim of your business
tricks.
At first it was ''text yes to 7070 for a chance
to win N2,000,000''. I neglected it.
Then it graduated to "few steps away from
receiving your N2,000,000 reward".... I kept
quiet...
Then I checked my balance and saw "You
would not receive your N2,000,000 reward if
you dont text "yes to 7070"....I still
maintained my silence....
Then I recharged and I saw "reward your
self right now, text yes to 7070 and you
could win N2,000,000".... i still kept quiet....
Then I got an sms from MTN and viewed it.
What I saw was "Does your number end
with 0701? please send OK to 7070!
*******0701 has been rewarded with
access to MTN's N2,000,000 draw today!
subscribe for 100/day"....I still kept quiet...
Then I saw an alert again!!... "Are you
NELSON? Yello, you just won MTN's
N2,000,000 draw. Text OK to 7070 to claim it,
100/day" (Money wey I don win, I go still text
100/day to claim am. Abii?
Express don leave this MTN o.)....ok o, I still
kept quiet....
Then just few minutes ago, I got a call and
guess who called? ''7070''!!!... abeg wetin
them wan tell me wey them never send for
text?
please judge me and MTN ooo. I dey on my
own o...dem wan force N2,000,000 enter my
hand.
N2,000,000 na by force? ...
Haba!!
MTN I no want, Abeg!
Pls, make una help me beg MTN.
Who knows what the next strategy will be??

The thing never crash and dem don dey kill demsef already

Dear MTN,
My dear MTN, My Dearest MTN...
No matter how you rephrase this sms to me,
I would never fall victim of your business
tricks.
At first it was ''text yes to 7070 for a chance
to win N2,000,000''. I neglected it.
Then it graduated to "few steps away from
receiving your N2,000,000 reward".... I kept
quiet...
Then I checked my balance and saw "You
would not receive your N2,000,000 reward if
you dont text "yes to 7070"....I still
maintained my silence....
Then I recharged and I saw "reward your
self right now, text yes to 7070 and you
could win N2,000,000".... i still kept quiet....
Then I got an sms from MTN and viewed it.
What I saw was "Does your number end
with 0701? please send OK to 7070!
*******0701 has been rewarded with
access to MTN's N2,000,000 draw today!
subscribe for 100/day"....I still kept quiet...
Then I saw an alert again!!... "Are you
NELSON? Yello, you just won MTN's
N2,000,000 draw. Text OK to 7070 to claim it,
100/day" (Money wey I don win, I go still text
100/day to claim am. Abii?
Express don leave this MTN o.)....ok o, I still
kept quiet....
Then just few minutes ago, I got a call and
guess who called? ''7070''!!!... abeg wetin
them wan tell me wey them never send for
text?
please judge me and MTN ooo. I dey on my
own o...dem wan force N2,000,000 enter my
hand.
N2,000,000 na by force? ...
Haba!!
MTN I no want, Abeg!
Pls, make una help me beg MTN.
Who knows what the next strategy will be??

Dear MTN,
My dear MTN, My Dearest MTN...
No matter how you rephrase this sms to me,
I would never fall victim of your business
tricks.
At first it was ''text yes to 7070 for a chance
to win N2,000,000''. I neglected it.
Then it graduated to "few steps away from
receiving your N2,000,000 reward".... I kept
quiet...
Then I checked my balance and saw "You
would not receive your N2,000,000 reward if
you dont text "yes to 7070"....I still
maintained my silence....
Then I recharged and I saw "reward your
self right now, text yes to 7070 and you
could win N2,000,000".... i still kept quiet....
Then I got an sms from MTN and viewed it.
What I saw was "Does your number end
with 0701? please send OK to 7070!
*******0701 has been rewarded with
access to MTN's N2,000,000 draw today!
subscribe for 100/day"....I still kept quiet...
Then I saw an alert again!!... "Are you
NELSON? Yello, you just won MTN's
N2,000,000 draw. Text OK to 7070 to claim it,
100/day" (Money wey I don win, I go still text
100/day to claim am. Abii?
Express don leave this MTN o.)....ok o, I still
kept quiet....
Then just few minutes ago, I got a call and
guess who called? ''7070''!!!... abeg wetin
them wan tell me wey them never send for
text?
please judge me and MTN ooo. I dey on my
own o...dem wan force N2,000,000 enter my
hand.
N2,000,000 na by force? ...
Haba!!
MTN I no want, Abeg!
Pls, make una help me beg MTN.
Who knows what the next strategy will be??

Court case coming soon

Leicester
21st Nov 2014 -15th
21st Nov 2015 -Top of the league
21st Nov 2016 - 15th
.
Chelsea
21st Nov 2014 - Top of the league
21st Nov 2015 - 15th
21st Nov 2016 - Top of the league
.
Arsenal
21st Nov 2014 - 4th
21st Nov 2015 - 4th
21st Nov 2016 - 4th

Godiloveu:
I just quote for ur signature

What about my signature??

If it's visa processing, call the number in my signature

Show Ur humility by doing the right thing and not just by words of mouth



Leicester
21st Nov 2014 -15th
21st Nov 2015 -Top of the league
21st Nov 2016 - 15th
.
Chelsea
21st Nov 2014 - Top of the league
21st Nov 2015 - 15th
21st Nov 2016 - Top of the league
.
Arsenal
21st Nov 2014 - 4th
21st Nov 2015 - 4th
21st Nov 2016 - 4th

Weldon

emmaelectelect:
But the government said they can fix all Nigerian problem so I guess this what Fayose is emphasizing

The APC government said a lot of things they knew they won't be able to achieve

They just wanted the post but were unprepared for what it takes

Silly


Fayose is nothing but a deranged man who is not even fit to head a family let alone being the governor of a state.



His party has been in power for the last sixteen years and they achieved next to nothing and he believes he has moral ground to criticize a government that's not even two years in office


Ekiti kete

A cheating wife will cheat even if she's a fulltime house wife

This can't be true

This is really unbelievable

Ariel20:
You are so obviously desperate... someone is stating their fears and all you can think of is to flood them with your adverts.

Not a nice way to market.

For advertising the company I work with makes Mii desperate??


I was trying to proffer a solution to their problem and you say am desperate

Use Ur money and do mmm so I don't come across as a desperate marketer

What's there to say again