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So she died in active service, what a waste.

Kinetic Crystallization!



Our ancestors will spit at us if this budget passes along with Buhari's budget of 'Consolidation'.

oxon:
I was watching tvc and I was so impressed when a pressure group brought the minister to a 13km road site , which only 2km out of it was completed , they were very harsh with their questions and crude ..they asked him how is it two years of office you can only complete 2km the guy was speechless

The guy's major work seem to be escorting Buhari to and fro the airport

Bad way to go.
The hunter became the hunted.

Someone warn Dick Cheney's people

Celebrity love!

Next story

This man have just used his wife for black friday discount.

Just observing

justscorchone:
I get Vaseline for charter

This is horrible
I'm observing this wholesaler

Naff24:
Let Segun Egbegbe catch you

Developers, skull miners and supporter of APC all have embassies, consulates and even envoys abroad

efighter:
“I am Ahmadu Bello, the Sardauna of Sokoto and the Premi…” That was a great man. He died while standing on his feet. The other 'great man' called Emeka Ojukwu declared war and ran to Ivory Coast leaving his people at the mercy of Hausa/Fulani/Yoruba solders. At the end over 3,000,000 Biafran pigs and idiots were used for pepper soup and suya. The other nonentity called Cownu Nnamdi too declared war against the FG, created his own Biafra Security Service and promised his illiterate followers that he will be going to Abuja to bring the President's head. When the President sent his "python' to go and dance for him, he fled, leaving his gullible followers at the mercy of Nigeria Army. What an Irony!

The other time that Aguyi Ironsi was made Head of State after the failure of his coup plotting brothers. The short time he (Aguyi Ironsi) was there, he started implementing Igbo agenda, promoting Igbo solders over superior solders from the North and West. When T.Y. Danjuma, Jeremiah Useni, Murtala Muhammed and other came for Aguyi Ironsi's head, it was Adekunle Fajuyi that stood in the way. Adekunle Fajuyi said that the Head of State cannot be arrested while with him (Adekunle Fajuyi). Adekunle Fajuyi said that over his dead body will Aguyi Ironsi be arrested. The Hausa/Fulani will hear none of that, they pumped bullets into Adekunle Fajuyi and took Aguyi Ironsi away. That was a great man - Adekulne Fajuyi.

Awolowo believed so much in the composing tribes of Nigeria. He said that there are no Nigerians but Yorubas, Hausas, Ibos, Ijaws e.t.c. Awolowo said Nigeria is just a mere geographical location, he preached regionalism. At the time Awolowo was saying this, Nnamdi Azikiwe colluded with Abubakar Tafawa Balewa to put Awolowo in jail, they continued shouting 'One Nigeria'. so, few years after when Emeka Ojukwu started talking about splinting the country, Awolowo knew he could not trust either the Hausas nor the Igbos, so he watched while the two groups slaughter themselves and at the end came in and ended the war with his (Awolowo) superior war strategies.

Superior war strategies like food blockade and starvation as a weapon of war and giving away Bakassi to Cameroon in return for closing her borders with Biafra



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a.k.a Lauretta Onochie

BeeBeeOoh:
Ngeneukwenu a.k.a Mamarisky, please comment after viewing, we need your comment

The Chinese have learnt this game well.


Sorry folks, it's still the show- 'The scramble for African resources in return for less'

sarrki:
Thank you ma

God bless you

This is surely Lauretta Onochie.
No words to describe her but try a horror movie

Reminds me of this 2005 MTN 'SHARP GUY' advert.

Girl kept retorting 'N-O, No! till the guy left his phone with her
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justy15:
Let me in honesty commend the Nigerian army for being fair in the handling of national affair. More bullets for the NA

This excerpt was meant to deceive people like you. The total names in the news report isn't up to 50 and we're yet to see the full list.


Many non-northern sounding names were cherry picked for the news item so you'd think Buratai now does merit in promotions.

free2ryhme:
This is dumbest analysis ever

I call it a deliberate hogwash.



The U.K has only 21 cabinet ministers.

http://www.parliament.uk/mps-lords-and-offices/government-and-opposition1/her-majestys-government/


There are some 100 junior members of the Government who are not members of the Cabinet, including Ministers of State and
Parliamentary Under-Secretaries of State; and unpaid Parliamentary Private Secretaries are in practice apprentice ministers on the payroll vote . Some of them may be Privy Counsellors, or may be appointed to the Privy Council as a mark of distinction, without becoming Cabinet ministers. Equally, some junior ministers below Cabinet level may be invited to all Cabinet meetings as a matter of course. The Attorney General for England and Wales together with the chair of the governing political party, are customarily included, and other members of the Government can be invited at the Prime Minister's discretion, either regularly or ad hoc.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cabinet_of_the_United_Kingdom

LAGOS IS A NO MAN'S LAND.

I AM IGBO, COME AND BEAT ME https://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mejraf4pIp1r0bv4uo1_500.gif

free2ryhme:
Is the insurance law in these states functional

make we talk true

Exactly my point. In the case of Anambra, the governor claims the source of funding will be 'free-will donations' and government grants.

I enquired if the government grants mean a Single payer system, they didn't know the hell what I meant.

LOTR: My all time favorite. The chronology is awesome



TO THE PEOPLE BELOW ME
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Congratulations to Yakubu Gowon!

He made it to the top 2 killer regimes overseer in Africa and top 10 in the world.


According to his image bearers and genocide deniers, he is currently leading Nigeria in prayer

From Stalin to Hitler, the most murderous regimes in the world
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/home/moslive/article-2091670/Hitler-Stalin-The-murderous-regimes-world.html

mammanbawa:
I'm still waiting for what will replace the rear view mirrors. But that range is!!!!!

A self driving car doesn't need rear view mirrors unless on manual mode

This is what you are looking for. Awkwardly, this was suggested by the bride's mother

UbanmeUdie:



This particular pre-wedding pix shoot of guys grabbing their gal's butt is now as common as pure water.

No sense of creativity anymore!

Copy copy everywhere!


I am yet to see a lady grab her man's preek in a BJ posture for a pre-wedding shoot.

Personally, i will adore any would be couple that will do a pre-wedding shoot in a 69 posture.


BTW, this would be calabar bride has got hot legs but unfortunately, she has a deflated breez. I pity the groom, he has nothing to squeeze.

Move on Ekaite loading!

Penalty82:
This is false. Ojukwu told no lie. Gowon agreed to all the terms in Aburi but when he got home he reneged on the agreement simply because the power behind the throne and the de facto leader of Nigeria, a Fulani army officer said so Gowon’s concessions at Aburi were unacceptable to the Fulani ruling class so the whole thing was thrown out of the window. This is what led to the civil war.

He must be referring to the hot tempered Murtala Mohammed

"He said I can confirm that even the President himself, who was a candidate then, was not aware"

'Adesina backed Abdullahi’s claim, confirming that the president was never aware of any such promise..."



BUHARI AND UNAWARENESS are like.......(please help with that Jacob Zuma pic)

madridguy:
We progressive Nigerians are praying for Sai Baba for more wisdom, understanding, good health and long life to lead Nigeria to a greater height.

I remain the last man standing.

Sai Baba till final whistle.

The thing is, can you say out of your heart of hearts that Buhari himself is a progressive?

You simply packaged pasta in a TV carton

A tropical storm hit Nigeria twice.
Sad thing is it increased in grade to a HURRICANE in 2015.
Hurricane Buhari!

Explorers:
Saving all you earn for years just to have this, then you're king in the neighborhood.


Nobody will sleep, including your father.


'Whats luv gat to do, gat to do........(Popular Demand DJ Mix)

'Uleash the Dragon, sisqo...

Ruff Ryders Anthem, DMX..

Pain Is Love, Ja rule

I must confess. I just re-downloaded these songs.


Always on Time... Oh Ja Rule!

WE NEED A DATABASE OF LIES TOLD BY THIS ADMINISTRATION




They think they're doing me

David Mark should have a special place in hell. After chairing the "Abandoned Properties Committee" at the end of the civil war and declaring the properties of the so called 'not vanquished' abandoned just because many fled for their lives during the war, he still has the guts to call for 'unity and peace' without 'justice'.

aolawale025:
I have noticed all current political office holders want to maintain the status quo.

Upon seeing that my towel is AWOL from the bathroom, I first silently open the door, peep and do small recon on tip toes. Then I majestically walk to the bedroom or corridor to pick the towel.

If by chance my cover is blown, my sole strategy is to hide the pillar between my 2 legs

stewatt:
For the night is dark and full of terror

The Lord of light won't accept these ones. They'd see nothing in the fire.

One of the few moments I wish Lord Eddard Stark and his big sword are real. A quick swing after muttering some words and this man will be history but not after revealing all his accomplices

Taraba posted to Zing

Wonder if this is still part of my fatherland