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As a computer scientist lemme write u a pseudocode or algorithm

Begin

Do (picking of slippers)
While (bending down)

Print ("stand straight, fold slippers, put under ur armpits and run"

For (status==run; status!=new lover; status++)
/*i.e, keep running as long as u ve not met a new lover*/

If (status==new lover)
Print (" "
Else
Print (" "

End

Hope dat helps

He died immediately he heard d sackin of sani danladi abubakar frm d sente. He's sani's right hand man. Mayb he discovered d breeze has blown to open fowl's.....

Thr is a promo code nw (for selected sims) *144# 3gb for 1k. If u re nt eligible try *440*16# 3gb for 1.5k. Ntn like changin imei

bizza45:
bro abeg what's d code ...
did u tweak your phone or change your imei to bold 10

Thr is a promo code nw (for selected sims) *144# 3gb for 1k. If u re nt eligible try *440*16#. Ntn like changin imei

bizza45:
bro abeg what's d code ...
did u tweak your phone or change your imei to bold 10

I use same plan. I download and watch videos online and it'll endup still expiring. Last mnt 200mb expired jst like dat. Mayb ur fone is d 1 suckin evrytn. Chk ur data settings

kvngjesse:
My airtel 3gb plan doesn't last more than two weeks and I don't download any file, please which network data plan lasts longer

I need evidence by either seein or feelin. Fake yeyebrities

No correlation here. Dats hw politicians strt

U for kukuma rob d bank na. Ijiot

Her face alone is evidence she can do it. I dont need pix or more evidence

Lemme comment 1st

The ghanian jollof tho

Jungle justice is d way. He wouldnt ve done d 2nd one nt to tlk of 3rd.

He wld ve stolen in HELL

Lemme sidon here and wait for d snake evans thread to rch fp

bonarhyme:
Booked


In case

In case what?

If the war starts or If the thread reach promise land?

Start going and let us shine small

Its not easy moving on o

Na DEM dey do am and na DEM de drink am

*clears eyes* I no see anything

*clears eyes again*I no see anything ooo

Most drivers dont knw d rule of high beam. I causes accidents a lot. Some ppl will not deam even if u deam, flash nd deam again

Bright bright. I guess he's nt just funny @ stage alone, home included

I finished my primary school in one of the private schools in ikeja in 2002 and I ve not yet collected my First School Leaving Certificate (FSLC). I still use a testimonial and was screened out of a screening excercise last year for it.

At first, the school said the certificate will be ready in 6 yrs (just imagine u skl for 6yrs nd wait for certificate for another 6yrs). Anytime I contact the school's HM, she keeps telling me that they ve not recieved it frm state ministry of education Alausa.

Pls is there any1 that finished primary school in lagos from 2002 to date that has recieved his/her FSLC? If yes pls inform me, if all say no, then #AmbodeMustHearThis

PS: even some of my neighbours that attended public schools (my set) and our juniors (my junior brother included) have not collected theirs too.

Mods pls help move to d promised land.

Sars re detectives that dont put uniforms nd re always in disguise.

They re allowed to leave beards, mohawk hairstyle, temporary tattoos, etc.

Its jst a diguise, ntn else

hipswrites:
Serious

He's even changing clothing

Wait o... that Police guy on ear piercing??

The person below me; for being 4th to comment, take that...

Learnt a lot frm him. Among wch is sacrifice for humanity (do even if u re nt being done for) and he knws hw to manage a house (he doesnt wnt to hear salt has finished, all he wants to hear is our salt will soon finish, nd im usin dis style in my bachelor life nw)

Love u dad

In islam thr's a prayer nd its short so dat d mood will nt spoil like OP complained. D prayer guides d offspring away frm satan nd cos

See as d uniform fit am wella.

E go confess d officer wey e kill nd collect him uniform

1 lawyer escape kidnappin on dat same rd nd anoda was unsuccessful. RiP

I'll advice d FG to do the "frm frying pan to fire" strategy. Remove d magu nd bring ACP Abba kyari, who is hotter dan magu

If dey reject him, den dat means d senators re corrupt nd afraid nd a callback shld be activated by the constituents

Thieves kawai

I can sleep in a heatfull mosquitoless environment. Grab a net nd hang

E no coinsign mee

So nw dat he has committed suicide, will he be paid d pension?

Suicide is nt d way

Good food. I luv food man

Ur colleague dey shoot armed robbers u na women u de shoot

RIPieces