₦airaland Forum

northvietnam:
Nice one...


Police ain't your friend


Live by the gun, Die by the gun....


Only Nigerian police can cause Accident cuz of 20 naira...

Modified...


Only those that are product of 20 naira extortion will quote ME...

To start with, im not a fan of N20. But I knw dis man cos hes my father's frnd nd colleague. Not evry police officer is corrupt. I knew him wen he was DPO Apapa and hes fondly called "Point nd Kill" because of his aiming ability with d gun on criminals. He leads field operations all by himself. As u can also see, he was targeted by d armed robbers because of d tough times hes givin dem.he died because hes serving his father land diligently without compromise. Lastly, I didnt say all these to cover d dead or NPF, bt I said all I knw abt him. RIP to a gallant officer I can testify for and may jannatul firdaus be his abode.

FriendNG:
Common Synonym is giving some educated illiterate southerners headache. [FFK is the leader of the illiterates]

Buhari is coordinating the activities of the country and now he ask Osinbanjo to coordinate on his behalf.

The section of the constitution quoted is enough to tell you what the president meant. What is so hard 2 understand.

I tire o my broda

supereagle:
Ogiri in Igbo, Locust beans in English. Have I helped you?
If I didn't help you, contact Lalasticlala, he knows what to do get you the answers.

Daddawa in hausa

Shebi dangote say make ppl no de entr him truck dem no hear. Well, RIP

ItzChinnex:
why do they kill cows and goats?

your question eh..

For sacrifice

Agimor:
No TVC..... Channels is there because it's pro APC...

TVC is indicated as 'television continental'

I served nd still live in Tr (as it is coded). In our days wen state pay 10k monthly alawee, evrybdy is troopin to Tr nd hailin d govt (Ag. Gov. Garba Umar UTC) not until d rule of court ousted him out nd brough in Ag. Gov. Sani Abubakar Danladi CONTACT (presently a senator) who stopped d payment (I recieved 5 months b4 d stop). The ppl re welcomin nd respect corpers alot and I still enjoy my environment nd place of work here.

OrestesDante:
Pure Mathematics. And part time programmer.

Studied computer science bt fell in luv with math while in level 2 nd loved programming classes. Pure math will be my 2nd degree too

Nne5:
lmao


*falls from mango tree*

Na from iroko tree I fall from for dat 12 strokes stuff. D pix tho

Dem try. For Wukari, Taraba state, dem no de post copa near thr sef

Motor no dey get accident if u de drive am for mouth


Meaning, when makin plans, ppl dnt put d errors of d plan

Im no1. I hate cheating with all my life

This is for no 12

Vaseline crew wee lyk dis

I ate dis ewa oloyin yesterday afternoon. Tnk god today is may 1st, na only god knw wetin I 4 do 4 office today. Being baptizin my room since yester9t. Guilty

Coolgent:
Instead of wasting their resources in feeding them, Chinese govt should....

....feed on them

Something learnt

2 third of ur last figure. I.e 2/3 * 180= 120. Depending on d brand. If d last figure is 220km/h, den wen on a free rd, u can go upto 140. Me na vin diesel d 2nd. Wen going to d north frm lag, I can rc 150 sef dependin on d road situation

I finished my primary school in one of the private schools in ikeja in 2002 and I ve not yet collected my First School Leaving Certificate (FSLC). I still use a testimonial and was screened out of a screening excercise last year for it. At first, the school said the cert will be ready in 6 yrs (just imagine u skl for 6yrs nd wait for cert for another 6yrs). Anytime I contact the school's HM, she keeps telling me that they ve not recieved it frm state ministry of education Alausa. Pls is there any1 dat finished primary school in lagos from 2002 to date that has recieved his/her FSLC? If yes pls inform me, if all say no, then #AmbodeMustHearThis

excelsiorfarm:
he/she needs letter of administration from high court,get a lawyer,death certificate & consent of all the children/siblings

Dats kerekt info. My frnd's dad died last year nd was given d same info bt d bank nd court frustrated him. All he did was to download d android app of d bank, register his dad's accnt thru d sms dey snt to his dad's accnt phone no den transferred all d amount bit by bit into his own accnt. D korekt guy no go bank again. P.S, he was also d next of kin

I bliv thr is cos thr is a tribe called jonjo in taraba state nd 90% of dem re really huge. So I tink its frm d genes of ancient times.


FTC @ last

Where my N50 make I waka go buy 1

Still waiting for final conclusions b4 I comment. And dis guy age sef....

I think mayb she disagreed to marry him (as its permisible in islam) dats y. D actions of his family justifies dat

Although its a scholarship bt afraid of forex policies whr u ll need money frm home, killin of students abroad, etc. Lemme stay home jejely

I once tried d 1st one b4 in a police children skl bt it didnt work cos it was not in d capacity of d HM as he must ve d concent of d state's CP. Bt its also a nice idea

Dats hw 1 of our nebos dota went to skl nd came bak pregnant. Wen ppl come to see d child, d moda would be like "come nd see d certificate she brought for us" nd burst into tears with shame

TippyTop:
As the saying goes, In the land of the blind, the one eyed man is king.
She is probably the only educated person in that LGA.

Well, Congratulations to her nonetheless.

Kebbi state is d 4th most educated state in north, after kadun, katsina and adamawa. Most of d profs in UDU, sokoto re frm kebi state

U knw u dnt overtake sojas in 9ja. While headin to kaduna frm lagos, met dis long covoy of sojas along ibadan-ife. I had to cross to d oda express thru an interchange, used 1way, drive fast den overtook dem nd crossed bak usin anoda interchnge. My dad didn't support it @ 1st for d fear of reprisal frm d sojas. Bt d tin is we left dem earlier nd landed kaduna arnd 4:30pm

Taraba is no exception to wat Mr OP has said. I finishes servin since July '15, nd got employed in 1 of their higher institution thr that same July nd I'm still thr. All u nid is open ur ears to opportunities, make a move nd pray. Security is OK, respect for corpers is available nd d chapness of food items, most especially in dis rainy season, is unbeatable.

Pls as u said u ve uncles fash's number, hlp me remind him of jalingo-yola Rd nd jalingo-numan-gombe rd.
Talkin abt light, it has rili improved in taraba state. 3wks or more wit constant light and d only tym dey will take it, it won't last more than 10-15 mins