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E wey lagos state govt don hold our own cert since 2012 (15yrs). I don post help for NL nd e no rch FP

Pls is thr any1 frm lagos dat finished 2012 dat has collected his/her own pri cert?

Hmmm. NAF don dey use Tavor. Correct assault riffle wey DSS sef dey use

My question here is "when was CBN vacancy advertised". My country

40kobo77:
No wonder.

He got a job with CBN and the 60k looks like a tiny change to him now.

If he was unemployed like that Common wealth guy writing upandan on Nairaland,the money would have Mary Onyali-ed.

Or if he was one of those LAUTECH people that have been at home for 3 years now,this money would have long disappeared into thin/thick air.

Those LAUTECH people are confirmed magicians.

Somethin similar hapnd to me in '12. She was cheatin on me in skl nd I got to knw later (she, d guy nd I were all in d same uni). I left her instantly cos I was faithful to her bt she begged wch I said no to. Could u bliv she contd seein d guy, wch means her beggin was false

Fastfwrd to '13, d guy dumped her nd she came bak again beggin, cryin nd solicitin thru frnds. I was already deep sumwhr else. Do u knw wat I did? I faked a comebak nd gave her a full hrtbrk wit embarrassment in skl she'll nvr 4get (I felt sry 4 her bt she deserved more dan wat I did to her)

Or wen sun dryup d leaves nd dem begin to fall
Creative tho

pyyxxaro:
Until when all those stubborn goat when de chop any leaf go see u

Na that time u go know say Devil de use goat

Petrol nd diesel is nt d only outcome of crude oil. Hw abt jet fuel, kero, LPG (gas), vaseline for vaseline crew , etc

Nice 1 bt its talkin to renters. What if its ur own house, what to do?

maclatunji:
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Too Many Bad Memories

When you find yourself reliving bad, sad or difficult memories almost everyday of your life in your present house, and everything in the house reminds you of something you don’t want to remember or be reminded of, then it’s probably time to make plans to relocate from the house. Your peace of mind should be worth more than anything, and if you cannot have that in your present house then it probably time to leave.

Family Ties

There is nothing like having familial support in your day to day life, especially when your family is hands-on and genuinely cares about you. If your present house deprives you of this familial support, and you end up missing your loved one’s presence and support so much that it becomes almost unbearable, then it’s might be time to relocate your house to one with some proximity to your loved ones.

You Can Afford Better

There’s no better reason to relocate your home than for the fact that you can afford a better house with more room and in a better neighbourhood. It gives a great feeling of progress and achievement.

You Spend More Time in Your Car Than in Your Home

Too many Nigerians are familiar with this because of the country’s traffic situation. Sometimes coming back home from work can be an extremely tiring experience, that is worsened when your home is far away from your place of work. It’ll be much easier for you if you moved to a house closer to your place of work. Therefore, if your house is far away from your place of work, it might be time to relocate your home to a place closer to your workplace to ease some of the stress of commuting from home to work.

Your Finances are Tight

The landlord might have just increased the rent or maybe you recently lost a job, but basically, for one reason or the other, the rent of your home has become too much of a burden on you financially. At this junction, it might be time to consider relocating to a more affordable home that is less stressful for you financially.

Neighbourhood and Environmental Issues

When the neighbourhood of your present home has become practically a nightmare to live in, with one issue occurring after another, it might be time to relocate to another house with a better neighbourhood. The same applies to environmental issues also. There are some housing environments that have over the years become filthy and unhealthy for residential activities; people living in the environment tend to complain of one contagious health issue or another. If this is what applies in the environment of your house, then it might be time to relocate to another.

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It should be MAUSTECH not MAUTECH as we already ve Modibbo Adama Uni of TECH in yola (fromer FUTY)

Who'll raise d pastor after him die
Will d pastor raise d child if he dies again
Wil d pastor raise d rest of d members if they die

D boy just had a long-time faintin

Nawa for bloggers o. Dats not her father. He's an actor too. Daddy might mean a respected word for him

I'll rate power in my area, under YolaEDC, considerin d amnt of tym d light stays, response of officials durin probs nd bill.

1) d light in my town stays an average of 18-20 hrs daily. Tho I bliv steady lyt is inversely proportional to industrial sighting. No industry here, so more lyt

2) their response here durin any prob is faster nd bolt, xcept if its beyond ctrl

3) d bill is friendly as we recieve 6-8k mntly in a 12 self-contained house.

All in all, I give dem 8/10

Nawa o. So ghanian jollof nw has upperhand dan 9ja jollof, as no such incident has bein reported abt gh jollof. (dont stone me o)

RIP to d dead. Mayb poisoned byd oda relatives dat survived if dey didnt shw any symptom at all

Use another mail

MrAJQ:
I have reapplied but was told that I have already registered for N-Power

They re nt students. Rather, they re navy officers deployed to d skl for work like guard, assistants, messengers, etc, jst like their counterparts in army and airforce skls

NNAMDIII:
Ordinary navy school wey dem go na him dey come dey do plumming101 for bank, if to say dem come go NMS now we no go hear word That Corp member sev na mumu ,if na me dem for know say khaki no be leather

Na wetin e go use save am if d plane crash

Hotshawarma:
See the stomach of the police man like aso rock...

Men, I luv dat edikankog soup. My calabar nebo taught me hw to prepare it. Tho its costly nd d materials re nt easily @ reach here in d north *salivating*

Very emotional and touching

Dat general hospital sabi post somebody ba. I went for an ailment in 2007 ns was rescheduled for 3mnts. Dey re doin It 4 u to patronise their private clinic. Tho they ve gud docs thr

Hhahhaha. Savage they re

No be small tin ooo

"HeadWin"

dingbang:

Evans papa na mumu

Pikin wey no send u wen e get moni nahin u dey send nw abi

U re doin yasef

Its nt her fault she resisted arrest. Hw can a man arrest a woman, its against d law. Thats d duty of a woman. They shld ve deployed a W/Sgt nd nt a Sgt

Most OAPs no dey fine

MDsambo:
Wow she is so Fugly

Most

Lolz, made me to rem d tale of one Alhaji "gobe zan kaura" (i'm relocating tomoro) in yola (real life)

Wenever u ask him to boro u moni he'll tell u he's relocatin to anoda town tomoro, meaning he'll nt boro u

Prevention is btr dan cure. Why not put security nd tracker in ur car.

That way, u can track ur car. Some1s car was stolen nd he used his phone to stop d engine and lock d doors, informed police nd gave d location, shikenan fa

Who noticed d jeep looks like d 1 dey used in "omoge mi" video shoot den?

ignis:
That is the more reason why I will continue bathing with Black Soap - Dudu Osun.

Team dudu osun all d way. Usin it for over 15yrs

Its also important to see adverts, public notice, change of name, and above all, OBITUARIES

I remember those days that my father will buy sunday tribune and the only pages that contain news ia 1st and last 2 pages. The rest re obituaries nd remembrance

Talkin to my fiance yestday after eid prayer nd I said lemme send her card as sallah gift and she said no. Tho I use to snd her card occassionally if I feel like and its only once she asked me card and she no even sabi ask sef cos its nt of her xter

D police women re not trained as d men. Their work is minimal to arrest of females, stayin in detention room while interrogation of female/juvenile is ongoin by a male officer, office works nd u knw d rest na (lolz)

Source: police act

austinosita:
Lovely pictures, but she go fit handle gun so?

This one na fancy police

Yeast dem gang

D irony is dis ppl develop everywhr like d way yeast dey fat

Hmmm. Make I no tlk mch sha