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Keep d gud wrk

In honor to d ladies

Hey guys a frnd hit on me with this. Lets see who'll get it first

As I heard wheel barrow I tot its benue

disappointed

Sry to tell u NO
I lecture comp sci in higher institution nd in d uni, u'll need mth, eng, phy, chm nd any other sci subject. In dis case no mth nd phy. Bt mayb d grace of God can wrk 4 u

chichijas:
I wrote my waec examination few months ago, and result has been released.
this is what i got as my result:
MARKETING = C6
GEOGRAPHY = D7
CIVIC EDUCATION = B3
ENGLISH LANGUAGE = D7
GENERAL MATHEMATICS = C4
AGRICULTURAL SCIENCE = D7
BIOLOGY = C6
CHEMISTRY = C4
PHYSICS = E8

i want to know if i can be admitted into polytechnic or university for computer science with this result?
pls i need enlightment.

Safe Joni

Olochedavido:
Nasarawa

Taraba. U?

Olochedavido:
same category, same centre and same date with me. Where are u currently?

Bros nawa o. Small tin dey make u provoke drop gigantic nd ginamous grammars. Bein followin some of ur comments.

ecoeco:
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He is a disgrace to humans

A disgrace to Africa

Wat a glaring dull-witted moving stench of leprosy

A hopeless small-minded conglomerate of intellectual constipation

A confoundedly insufferable ignoramus

and a heinous acidly acrimonious oppressive orgy of perversion


#Eco99#

They ve In katsina along IBB way. Tho its absent in Jalingo nd Yola

Im in batch D

Namady:
Okay.. lemme be straight forward. I got this link from one of my whatsapp groups. I checked and discovered that I have been invited for an aptitude test on 26-07-17 by 11:00am at Kano. Wish me luck.

Check your application status here

http://recruitment.dpr.gov.ng/login

I dnt see anytn wrong wit d Q nt because im a muslim. Its just a test of their knowledge on d oda religion. We ve great islamic scholars dat studied bible/crs nd even cralm bible frm Gen to Rev.

At NCE level, u can borrow corse frm Crs while studyin IRS nd vice-versa

Lets nt make big issues out of ntn nd unite ourselves insted of bringin up a topic dat wil divide us

Nawa o. English no go kill persin

Well, waitin for a thread to name it soap bone

1st gud news frm ASUU strike

Im a culprit. Bt it actually sounds like biscuit when chewin. My favorite

End tym lawyer

She come dey koba her small oranges

Women look more beautiful wen dressed

Nyansh iyaf ofen

kennygee:
Breeze haff blow.

Im nt a police o. Kindly read my msg again nd u'll see I was tryin to analyse d possible causes of corruption in d force. Pls no insults or harsh words

gimakon:
So it's our fault now ba? What happened to the government? There is no difference between you and armed robbers and kidnappers. All of you police men are a standard and grand shame to the country.

If I have my way, I will dissolve the Nigerian police. And carve out new police force from the military, pay them well as well. Una be waste of time I swear.

what do u do?

Go sew dem for court. Dem suppose pay ur TP. Just like d case of wen ABV was closed nd ppl were transported free frm KAD

Yes, bail is free. Bt lets ans these Qs

1. Who photocopied d bail papers?
2. The pencil, biro nd other stationeries re whose property?
3. Does d police sew uniforms nd equip its personnells?

I rem my father tellin me hw they used to give dem new uniforms, baton, shoes, nd oda equipments on a yearly basis.

Stationeries re delivered to every station is excess frm d central store. Go nd chk d store for urself nw (along mobolaji bank anthony way ikeja), its totally empty or d stuffs re nt delivered or sold. Cos I rem buyin him APER form, wch is supposed to be free

Food stuffs re given (monthly or quarterly, cnt rem), bt its no more nw

Barracks re allocated nd its d duty of works dept to maintain d barracks. Btt nw, d rooms re given thru corrupt practices nd u can visit d barracks nd see d dead state dey re. Even d wrks dept (located adjacent to centrl store) is lookin fo repair itself

D list goes on and on and on

Im nt tryin to justify dat moni shld b collected for bail, bt dey re forced to collect it

Lastly, im proud of my father 4 bein one of d good eggs among d force

smartty68:
What nonsense!

That serves them right for misconducts. Police are the biggest criminals ever existed!

In sane climes bails are free but in Naija the reverse is the case!

Rabiu noted that the companies involved are now working very hard to reduce the cost of cement, assuring that it would happen in the near future.

When d forex nd LPFO rose, he didnt wait for future, nw dey ve come dwn nd u re tlkin abt future. Do it nw

Sometin like "no condition" is written on d boat upside down

BlowBack:
new meme

All he said it could do is abt money ntn abt the hereafter

It depends on d kind of woman. If she's a gud cook, she'll like u to try cookin so dat It can b fun and romantic cos she'll be teasin u nd helpin u. Bt if she's poor in cookin, most especially if u re btr dn hern she'll nt wnt u to cook cos she'll be ashamed nd fear

My decision tho, im a good cook too nd my nebo's wife say "women don suffer 4 d hands of men wey sabi cook if she no sabi cook" cos any mistake is noted nd observed by d man

I swr na to rmv my kidney bak. I kindky doated it and i'll kindly undonate it

tosyne2much:
9. If you donate your kidney to your girlfriend and you guys quarrel and she says "what have you done for me gan sef that your mates have not done before ?"

Buy him back

I talk am 4 dat whale heart thread

This is real advancement

I swear to god, b4 I read d post, I knew it wasnt talkin abt d type my father uses. Cos d only diff btw d official hilux we once used @ home nd oda hiluxs is d siren and siren buttons, prints and plate number

sunnysunny69:
Nice to know, meanwhile Russian police and a fake police post in an UAE !

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The heart was retrieved from a whale carcass that washed up on the shore of Newfoundland in 2014.

If to say no for bar beach or kuramo dis 1 hapn, I no need to xplain further, una knw wetin for hapn dia

Like i blamed us in d india deportation thread, i'll also blame us here too. Read few days ago some boys in Ibadan opearte fake bookin site. I guess this is a new crime trend

Their (virgin atlantic) office is inside shonibare estate along mobolaji anthony way just opposite nitel bus stop b4 Army cantonment, ikeja

They re here helpin to build our economy wyl we re thr destroyin their economy nd lives. I dont blame dem, its our fault. Everyday its bad news with us outside. I'm even afraid of even goin to int'l airport talkless of goin out

D 1st penalty tho. They ought to charge u when leavin to ascertain d length of time spent by issuin u a ticket with d initial time of parkin