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Gulty conscience

Na so. Slay dem more

D man was tied inside d car den brought out by his abductors comin from kano behind nitel buildin in kura LGA (kano-zaria-kaduna xpress rd). He was burnt b4 d fulani ppl arnd raised alarm. It hapnd in d midnyt

Whta is d fate of those that reg last yr under computer sw nd hw. List not yet out

We didnt ve lyt for 17days cos breeze fell and broke d poles. God touched d hrt of a good samaritan to buy d poles bt come nd fix dem, Its anoda prob
Guess what, a day after d lyt waas fixed, nepa begin carry ladder upandan. This happened in taraba by YEDC

Nbote:
And wen NEPA officials disconnect our transformer or wires or whichever form of disconnection dey chose what are we supposed to do? Arrest dem with police or fight dem?? It's easier said dan done... Both NERC, PHCN, GENCOs, DISCOs, TANKOs and all of dem are all in it together.. What have dey done to make sure Prepaid metres are provided to consumers? What have dey done to sensitize electricity consumers about dis?? No consumer enjoys paying for lite he/she doesn't /hasn't seen or used.. But what choice do we have wen Estimated bills are generated using God-knows-what criteria and distributed first week of d month and by d 2nd week dey are carrying ladders going house to house and asking U silly questions like dey rented d apartment for u.. Even with d prepaid metre, d fixed charges are a whole different issue completely.. Until dey start doing more to show dey are actually trying to regulate things den dis is jus anoda word of mouth - All talk and no action...

Know him wella in lagos in our neighborhood (dnt tink I'll giv full details cos of security reasons). I can say d guy is not ordinary, if u knw wat i mean

xamuel17:
wow! this is Lovely


meanwhile, I wanna use this medium to say this!

you hausas in biafra land , get ready to leave soon o and carry rochas okorohausa with you!

my friend Ebuka is already back from kano

U ppl re misunderstandin tins. Im frm d north and @ 1st I tot it wasnt ryt bt wen I analysed it I felt its jst an advise. U say u dnt like somethin den do away wit it. Infact, u ppl re suppose to even lv southwest too nd any region related to wat u refer to as ZOO. Pls I'm nt bein insultive or judgemental, jst sayin it as it is

feelgoodInc:
your dad is getting old and is giving up on life,
Try to buy him a newspaper or buy him a radio to keep him company, sometimes he just needs someone to talk to, so do the needful and stop staring at the phone ask him what the problem is.

Get him radio/newspaper, nd u'll ve a longer discussion of d news he heard in ur absense. He'll bcome ur newscaster wch I knw u dnt want. Jst try stayin away frm home nd keeplate in a close frnd's place or pretend to be sleepin in ur room wen u hear him comin. Talkin frm xperience.

PS. Tho I like discussing contemporary issues with my dad cos hes a gud analyst. Even tho its a year nw dat we ve nt seen, we still discuss on fone. U knw my ppl (hausa) with radio na

I taya 4 ds creatures ooo

Tho I bliv pimples is time. I used epiderm back den wen it was disturbin me nd I still keep 1 in my room jst incase of anyoda tin. Recommended it to a guy dat has it like u in my area some weeks bak nd he's improving. Wash ur face with warm water nd apply it morning nd nyt. For just #450 go get ur EPIDERM now.

P.S. If u prolong its use, it somehw bleaches u

Good concept to reduce militancy

Fayose aint loyal

dingbang:
answering your first question, I would advise you to visit any first bank branch and lodge your request.

But the thing is that even if you have 5 accounts..which are savings, it will automatically display on your first mobile app. Have you downloaded the new app sir?

Not downloaded it. Using BlackBerry os 10

Na god catch u to b customer care today. Jst need some help wit d app

1) I ve 2 accnts (all savings) bt only registered 1. Hw can I register d oda 1?

2) my neighbour complained of delay after he paid for Dstv (3 days) so we re all afraid of payin thru d app. Once beaten 2ice shy nd my ppl say if fire catch d gemu (beards) of ur broda, rubb water for ur own. D Q nw is, does dis delay still exist or not or wat causes d delay?

Rush like usein bolt

Make I bend if dis guy na 20

Tomoto, tatashe nd atarodo (not pepperish tho) re cheap in my location during rainy seasons here in d north. Mail me for a joint bizness

I'm common with kickin stone or stumbling on smtn more dan fallin. And its truely more wen I'm tired nd immediately I strt to sleep

I initially tot eved d spirits inside d car dies. Bt tnk God for dem

Untainted007:
With just six (6) posts, it's already on front page. It's like Lala is ever eager to move snake topic to front page. It's high time, I have to go and hunt for a snake to kill, so I can upload it and enter front page without stress.

True talk abt lala nd snake ishs. I posted a srz help topic since april bt ntn yet

coolcharm:


I think because English is not our native tongue, and because the african culture ascribe astronomic regard to respect for elders, it is difficult for a typical unexposed Nigerian 'elder' to digest that question.

In his mind, he is like 'who the hell do you think you are to ask me such?'

Lol.

There is an inflated ego in the Nigerian elder that that question Punctures.

In fact, if you want to drive him nuts to the point where he will want to go hug a transformer, add his first name to it.

E.g, How are you Buhari?

U re almost onpoint abt d culture tin. Bt I tink its english culture to as hw are u. So also, in d north its nt bad too (as some1 can even ask u hws ur wife, children, cows, chicken, work, etc). Wat I see is dat a particular culture in 9ja made d hw re u Q a taboo

Bootifull kar

Instead of chasing dem out cos of 1 prob or d other, they shld ve revatilized dem. I knw say 9ja don spoil bt repair na small small no be to dey damage am more

Dem go confess d sins wey their ancestors commit

Proudly team +23401. I laff myself in michika

Penguins of madagascar. Not because of d penguins bt because of KING JULIAN

For $1m sef i'll sh*t join d bath sef

oshe11:
I no "LAFIYA" means FINE....


like Nakwana.....

Lafiya Alawu


But whats the meaning of "DOLE" again



My second FTC sinx I joined Nairaland...


And 1st was also Today!


Keep the Hustling on, U wud mk It sumday....


Dnt ever relent

Lafiya dole = peace by FORCE or by all means

Gud of him.

Jst wondering if their uniforms re given to dem like d way its given to corps members. If not, den dey re treated well dan corpers

No 1 is a reverse for me. Cant sleep until im either nairalandin or readin d Quran frm my fone. Its nw a ful habit

Most ppl wyl startin to read started masturbating on d state kano forgettin dat "sabon gari" in kano is a biafra regional HQ in d north. Well, RIP to d husband alone. RIH (Rot In Hell) to d devil woman