Travel › Re: A Note Of Warning To Travellers Without A Precise Knowledge Of Their Destination by AleeDee(m): 3:31am On May 31, 2017 |
Always arrive ur destination during daytime. Eg, if goin to kano or kaduna for d 1st time, instead of taking d mrn bus, rather take nyt bus so dat u'll arrive in d mrn
May God protect us more as its not our doing |
Education › Re: Centre Honours 15 Candidates With 339 UTME Score by AleeDee(m): 2:46am On May 31, 2017 |
Nice concept mr adams. Proudly 1 of his 2007 oct/nov ssce class |
Politics › Re: I'm Confused: Is Biafra Struggle For Yorubas? by AleeDee(m): 2:38pm On May 28, 2017 |
Op is jst tryin to drag yoruba ppl into biafra. Pls lets be 1 as seperation is nt d answer |
Crime › Re: Man Kills Banker Over Dented Car by AleeDee(m): 2:37pm On May 28, 2017 |
Is it that some ppl's hrt is absent in their chest? How can u hit sum1's car and kill him thereafter? Nawa ooo In football language, dis is 2 - 0 and 3 points, let govt do sumtn o |
Crime › Re: N-power Teacher Butchers Corps Member Over Teaching Period In Edo by AleeDee(m): 2:37pm On May 28, 2017 |
Jst because FG is payin u more dan d corper abi? God is sightin u |
Christianity Etc › Re: My Pastor Ordered Me Out Of The Church During Sunday Service by AleeDee(m): 2:31pm On May 28, 2017 |
9jakohai: Hmmm
Sorry, but you actually have a problem...and that is pride.
Remember, the pastor asked you to tuck in your shirt. He did not ask you to go and steal,cheat, lie,or do something that is dishonorable to God.
Thing about being a Chirsitan is that we have to humble ourselves, and follow what our Elder in Christ has to say sometimes. Likewise not tuckin in isnt a sin too. He can decide to wear jallabiya to d church since its not indecent. U sef reason, tuckin ontop sandal, hw e go look? |
Travel › Re: 5 Things Not To Do To A Lagos Taxi Driver by AleeDee(m): 1:06pm On May 28, 2017 |
Exactly. Let d address be full nd precise. I once boarded a taxi in d 9t after a long journey. Told him d area without specifyin d exact place to drop me. When we rchd, I told him d place to drop me nd he said he doesnt entr d place dat if I tld him earlier he wouldt ve even drive me. My ppl, wetin hapn 1984 na im repeat imself o. I carry my luggages with d stress of d joni begin trek again |
Christianity Etc › Re: Holy Flock Of Christ, Lagos Church Where Members Dance Five Times In A Year by AleeDee(m): 12:36pm On May 28, 2017 |
Didnt finish readin, bt if im to convert, wch I will definitely not do, its dis church all d way. Prayers nd worship re to be done in a calm manner as God is a calm being. And I dont think thr's anywhr jesus danced and clapped (dnt rili knw, even if he did, not like d way ppl do these days) |
Career › Re: Geoscientists Working In The Oil Industry: How Did You Get In? Share Your Story. by AleeDee(m): 9:37am On May 28, 2017 |
Weda geo sci or geo phy, I don book geo booking |
Education › Re: 6 Effective Ways To Read And Remember Everything by AleeDee(m): 9:30am On May 28, 2017 |
No 3 is on point. Bt I used to summarise b4 readin it. No 4, instead of xplainin it to myself, I used to xplain it to some1 else while holdin my summary nd makin corrections whr necessary. No 5, I tink my RAM is 16MB nd processor is 128MHz cos my brain offs nd knocks in 1hr nd ntn enters again
Good 1 op |
Crime › Re: Please Release Me To Attend My Wedding, Arrested Oil Thief Suspect Begs by AleeDee(m): 5:24am On May 28, 2017 |
No be only wedding. U'll also be released to attend ur burial. *hiss* |
Celebrities › Re: Female Cobbler Makes Sandals For P'square, Paul Okoye (Photos) by AleeDee(m): 11:33pm On May 21, 2017 |
LastMumu: Meanwhile in Mushin... . . A barber was arrested yesterday in my area for selling cocaine and weeds,I've been his customer for 6 years and I didn't even know he was a barber. 
Not knowing hes a barber means u re patronisin d drugs |
Car Talk › Re: What's The Taxi Brand In Your Town? by AleeDee(m): 11:12pm On May 21, 2017 |
rexbuton: I've been to some Nigerian cities and discovered that there's like an agreement to use a particular brand as taxis. In Kaduna it's golf, in Yola it's Toyota Starlet, in Benin it's Audi80, I can't remember Jos's. I've never been to Lagos. What's the taxi brand in your town?
lalasticlala mynd44 ishilove Ure ryt. Yola nd taraba use starlet. Jos use opel vectra. In katsina (entire northwest) we use golf 2/3. In lagos, cabu cabu use VW brands most wyl d wise ups (airport shuttles) use camry |
TV/Movies › Re: Comedy Skit - "I Want To Bury Corruption" by AleeDee(m): 10:42pm On May 17, 2017 |
Nothing wey we no go see |
Events › Re: "Heaven Airways"; Man Buried In Style Inside An Aeroplane Casket. Photos/Video by AleeDee(m): 10:48pm On May 16, 2017 |
Shey d deceased na pilot? |
Science/Technology › Re: Common Birds In Nigeria by AleeDee(m): 10:31pm On May 16, 2017 |
Wch 1 sweet pass  |
Crime › Re: Two Robbers Caught In FUTMinna After Attacking A Student, Stripped & Tied (Pics) by AleeDee(m): 10:21pm On May 15, 2017 |
I dunno y I jst hate thieves. If u like make u be hausa ibo or yoruba or even jesus/mohammed descendent, I no semd |
Crime › Re: Fulani Herdsmen Who Attacked Logo In Benue State Arrested (Photo) by AleeDee(m): 10:15pm On May 15, 2017 |
Police I hail thee and Pls make sure justice prevails |
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Is N30,000 Monthly Salary With Accommodation And Feeding Okay For A Graduate? by AleeDee(m): 1:05pm On May 15, 2017 |
Very very very over ok. Get ur calculator nd lets do some maths. Average rent is 200k, few furnishing 100k, lets say u eat a minimum of 1k per day (30k monthly). Basicaly, ur salary is 30k salary, 30k feedin and 15k accommodation which is approximately upto 75k monthly. Grab d job b4 I come grab am comot for ur eye |
Agriculture › Re: See The Grasscutter I Caught Today In The Farm by AleeDee(m): 5:22am On May 14, 2017 |
[quote author=AlphaStyles post=56500160][/quote]Dats hw d poor farmer too came out lookin for food. Wats dat topic called in biology sef? |
Agriculture › Re: See The Grasscutter I Caught Today In The Farm by AleeDee(m): 5:20am On May 14, 2017 |
Instead of u to leave it to continue "cutting" the grass of ur farm in order to save cost, now u af kilit. Tomoro nw u will come to nairaland nd complain u paid ppl N200M to cut d grass in ur farm. E no concern me sha |
Career › Re: Nigerian Man Loses Job Of N120k Pay Because Of N2k by AleeDee(m): 11:29am On May 13, 2017 |
NAILEDeezeribe: That's the average Nigerian for you.. and the same people are always quick to condemn our politicians but they fail to realise that corruption is engrained in the DNA of the average Nigerian. It actually begins from home. Some Students inflate the prices of textbooks and fees to their parents... Some Wives inflate the cost of weekly or monthly feeding expenses to their husbands... Some ordinary gatemen collect bribes just to let you in... Some nannies collect bribes from parents to give special attention to their kids... Some parents bribe admission officers for their children's admission... Some ushers steal Sunday collections... Most sales boys and girls steal from their work places on daily basis... Most civil servants come to work by 10 am and sign in as 7.45am... The list is Endless. In Nigeria,everybody is looking for the shortest and quickest way to get extra one naira,no matter how rich or holy they may claim to be. Until we try to tackle this menace from the bottom,we are only wasting out time fighting it from the top. |
Phones › Re: Price Of Tecno Camon CX Air In Nigeria And Other Africa Countries by AleeDee(m): 11:26am On May 13, 2017 |
Op I tot u would compare d prices converted to dollars or our naira so dat we can knw if its cheaper here or nt |
Crime › Re: Killer Disguises As A Mad Man In Edo & Gets Caught (Photos, Video) by AleeDee(m): 11:21am On May 13, 2017 |
emeijeh: Edo state no wan hear for nairaland this morning....
Dem dey fire down unto bad news Me sef tire 4 d bad news o. Frm electrocution to chopped hand to village ppl @ werk, nw it mad assassin. Edo, I hail thee |
Family › Re: Woman Seeks Divorce Over Naming Ceremonies Without Rams by AleeDee(m): 10:54am On May 13, 2017 |
According to my xtian folks, its "4 beta or 4 worse". Bt women nowadays stay in d gud nd run in d bad, not to talk of worse. May God prevent us frm these kind of women |
Crime › Re: Woman Attacked By Her Step Children in Kaduna (Photos) by AleeDee(m): 10:47am On May 13, 2017 |
veekid: Maybe they don't like the woman fùcking their dad Nawa 4 u o |
Travel › Re: Relocating To An African Country: Is It Worth It? by AleeDee(m): 10:41am On May 13, 2017 |
U didnt seek our consent wyl movin away frm mama africa, why seek our consent nw? Do what pleases u |
Romance › Re: 26-Year-Old Virgin Lady Decides To Remain So Till Marriage (Photos) by AleeDee(m): 1:45am On May 13, 2017 |
Naso my nxt door nebo dey claim V bt she no de sleep alone 4 room nd I de wonder wetin dem de do. Probably 9t study or vigil |
Family › Re: Ghanaian Father Collapses As His Son Introduces His 'Ugly' Girlfriend To Him by AleeDee(m): 1:37am On May 13, 2017 |
shinarlaura: Ça va et toi? Una jst dey use google translator dey decieve us abi? God is washin una ooo |
Family › Re: Ghanaian Father Collapses As His Son Introduces His 'Ugly' Girlfriend To Him by AleeDee(m): 1:31am On May 13, 2017 |
If this is really her pix den I doin solidarity for d dad
*faints too*
Somebdy pls call 911 b4 i completely pass out |
NYSC › Re: Taraba State: The Worst Place To Serve (NYSC) by AleeDee(m): 1:24am On May 13, 2017 |
veave: Good evening sir, please can you help me get contact for nccf papa or mama in jalingo? Please it's urgent t I dont reside in Jal nd dnt ve any corps contact |
Politics › Re: Amosun's Convoy And CBN Bullion Van Accident Photos by AleeDee(m): 6:57pm On May 12, 2017 |
daamazing: Shit men... See convoy.. Even trump doesn't go with that much people as security Yet he's a governor.. Who wan kill am
BTW Naija police and celetaped guns.. E weak me They use cellotape to add xtra magazine to d gun. D gun is designed to handle 1 magazine bt trust 9ja na, we go ever get sense to add to oyinbo own |