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[quote author=ZahraBuhari post=34179358][/quote]ZahraBuhari, are you for real

I can't even remember who GEJ is let alone what he did.

Borrussia:

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Zahra my love. When will I see u again. The last time was wow.



















In my dream

jiorhemen:
Please, are you serious that it's strictly by invitation? Talking about Shekau whom you mentioned lol, I understand the issue of security. But I thought anyone who wants to attend will be screened and thoroughly searched. I am not a government official, neither do I belong to any political party, I am a patriotic private citizen, so does it mean that I won't be able to witness the inauguration?

Of course, it should be strictly on invitation, eagle square cannot accommodate the people that would love to be there if the gate is thrown open to all and sundry.

Up nepa

Op, make I comment to even though I no fit read the epistle.
Where the time dey?

OP, u smoke dry shit?

Onozboy:
at this time of the night, what are you doing at the top of an okra tree..

No light, to everywhere is hot, so I am just receiving fresh air outside

Laughing, falls down from okra tree. Continues with the laughter.

Mr Ubah, I was reading your text until u mentioned TAN. I hate that group big time.

Ubah, If you are lying to us, God will judge you

I bought 400 this morning (black mkt), heard dis evening dat its now 500. Don't know how much it will be by 2Moro morning.
Ijegun area of Lagos state.

Plz, anybody with an idea of transport fare from lag to Benin? Thanks in anticipation of ur response.

chillex8:
I was in ogbomosho, ijebu ode, ibadan, ondo.

I did a 300km journey today round most southwestern states, from lagos.

There was queue of thousands of vehicles anywhere I saw fuel, mostly at the outskirts.

Least selling price was #300 per litre.

On my way back some v.i.p's were gonna buy from one petrol station.

I managed to sneak in, and bought @ 230/litre.

I use a fuel efficient car ,

Got back home (Lagos) still on full tank.

Full tank for Lagos

Bros padlock dat ur tank oooo

I bought #400 this morning(black mkt), but heard its being sold for #500 this evening.

Ijegun area in Lagos.


Maybe by 2Moro morning it will be sold for #600.
Do we we even have a President at this particular point in time or the country is on auto-pilot. Why is nobody talking from the govt.circle.

Where are the likes of Abati and Okupe to brief us on the situation. Have they been sacked too?

Useless govt.

Can't wait for Friday, this govt suck.

Metuh, tell us what your boss is doing about fuel scarcity, or is he no longer the President?

No light in my area(Ijegun) Lagos for like 4/5 days now. Wen out to get fuel dis evening for gen with the mind of getting it at 3H, but was told its 4H.

Which way Nigeria.

This is supposed to be a blessing, not a curse.

domopps:
Hmmmmmm!


I pity this country! Fuel now cost N300 per litre in my area!




Cheeeers

Urs is even better oo

I went out this even to get fuel for gen cos in my area, no light since last week! I was told its 400 per litre.

Example no dey hard teacher.

My maths teacher in secondary schl those days always taught us the same topic(bearings) EVERYDAY.

See wahala, especially if you lied to your MD that you are travelling for something.

Congrats dearie.

I will be next to testify here.

I dey come.

Negotiations ongoing with landlord

Will be back when we agree on price, I pay and get my C of O.

Only in Nigeria.

Very unbelievable and funny at the same time.

Lara Fortes go hear am o

If dem like make dem spend $50m 4 one bottle of water, e no concern me.

nothingdou1:
If truely u were there 2013A u will know that similar thing happened then,between an hausa guy and an igbo girl.the kitchen to be precised at the back of the hall opposite the female block.na the girl Dey punish,put her for guard room and left the boy.nothing was done to the hausa guy.even when e b say the guy beat the girl

Na was ooo

Kim Jon un must here this, this is getting too much.

Magaji Dan Yamusa camp. Keffi.

Was there 13A.

Get well platoon 4 leader

This film go sweet oooo

Barcaaaaaaaa goalu goalu goalu.
1-1.

Please, this madness should stop with immediate alacrity. This is no longer funny. How can she do this to a 40-day old baby.

Mtceeew.