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Politics / Re: The #trekforgej Trekker's Partner Is Back by Alexisu: 7:44pm On May 10, 2015
She trek go meet am abi she enter motor?
Politics / Re: Friends Deserted Me – Jonathan by Alexisu: 7:31pm On May 10, 2015
Mr Jona, they were never your friends. They were sycophants who were there for what they can get from you, and when they discovered that their reason for being your "friend" is no longer there, they left.
Phones / Re: List Of Tecno Mobile Phones Available In The Market And Their Prices by Alexisu: 7:15pm On May 10, 2015
M3 for #14200?

I bought mine for #9500 October last year
Family / Re: See The Nasty Photo Guy Posted To Celebrate Mother's Day by Alexisu: 7:08pm On May 10, 2015
michphenomena:
Let me buy this land....



Not for sale beware of 419!

Even 4 $10m?

Think about and get back to me.
Politics / Re: Joseph Yobo Mocks Buhari In A New Article: Between GEJ And GMB, Who Is Fitter? by Alexisu: 8:45am On May 09, 2015
owobokiri:


Very puerile and typical argument from a fervent disciple of the Angry Peoples Conference! Is Jonathan running against martins Onovo or against one epileptic buhari? This is 2015 and not 1983. An octogenarian with questionable health and shaky intellectual resume is the worst candidate for the post of the presidency. With all his genocidal past and coup making pedigree, this frail upstart is a massive embarrassment to Nigerias democracy. He wouldn't have been this relevant, if not for rampaging tribalists like the quoted poster above who in their clannish stupor are desperate to make a point.

Yobo was lucid and coherent. He willingly resigned from the captainship of the super Eagles in order to give the younger ones the chance to blossom. He didn't stick his butt in there like some indispensable God-sent-messianic-egg-head, whose over sized ego needs to be periodically massaged every 4 years so our dogs and baboons won't go go extinct! A frail grandpa should be at home taking care of his grand children.., teaching them how to count 1, 2, 3 and A, B, C. . He shouldn't be the one always caught dodging debates, forging certificates while being smuggled into the country at the wee-hours of the night by a highly corrupt/compromised bunch of over-reaching mercenary politicians, some of them younger than his children.

Again, it is not JohnathanS fault that Maradona and Eusobio didn't ply their trade in Nigeria. If your guardian angel Buhari lifted a finger to put in place strong modern administrative set up within the sports ministry, rather than flooding officialdom with tribal rabid dogs, maybe the Nigerian league will stand a chance of comparing healthily with say that of South Africa today. Yobo went to Europe for the same reasons players from china, Brazil, Argentina and South Africa go to Europe.

Never again shall we allow vibrant coupists with their dirty genocidal pedigree to torpedo the course of our democratic evolution.

Never again. .

Politics is not magic. . Your lanky alfa should go and rest. .

@ modheream and some APC rats that quoted me below;

You actually sound clueless when you make it look like Jonathan is contesting against one Onovo and not against Buhari in this election..



I want you to do me a favour, just go back and read your comment from beginning to the end, then clap for yourself that you are on point.

Let me help you with one, calling buhari an octogenarian at 72 shows how intelligent you are.

So GEJ contested against GMB alone in an election that had over 10 candidates?
Who is d clueless one here?

My brother, wake up, Buhari has won. Hating right now will cause you more harm than good.

For yobo, what an illustrous career, winning the African cup of nations as a captain who sat on the bench while his colleagues were slugging it own on the field of play. A great footballer.

If becoming the president is by power, then mayweather would be the president of USA, then maybe Yobo himself will be the president of Nigerian since he is stronger and more athletic than GEJ.

If Chicken and turkey dey discus, kpomo go say him too get idea
Romance / Re: Friday Night Romance Game Time(live) by Alexisu: 9:41pm On May 08, 2015
boombay:
can you marry man who earns 10,000 naira
per month?? undecided
I am not gay to marry a man




Next answer plz. When was the last time u bleeped?
Religion / Re: You're Not A Tested Christian Until You Have Lived In The North - Pastor Adeboye by Alexisu: 8:07pm On May 08, 2015
My question is this, does it mean that those pastors that have not live in the north are not tested?
Politics / Re: Buhari, Nigeria's President-Elect's Convoy (Photo) by Alexisu: 6:53pm On May 08, 2015
juniormusa:

Lol seconded cheesy
Lol, Thirded
Celebrities / Re: The Day I Almost Met Don Jazzy And His Crew by Alexisu: 8:01pm On May 06, 2015
shaboti:
Hehe.. 'destiny altering traffic', chai grin

That got me cracking real hard too
Politics / Re: Photos Of Baby Totally Disfigured After Boko Haram Attack - Burnt Face And Eye by Alexisu: 10:08am On May 06, 2015
Useless people called book haram.

They will surely pay for all their atrocities.

God help your child.
Nairaland / General / Re: Some Powerful And Heartbreaking Photos From The World. by Alexisu: 9:27pm On May 04, 2015
Can't even explain how I feel right now.
Touching pictures.

God help us.
Celebrities / Re: Nairalander Steps Out In Distressed Jeans by Alexisu: 5:16pm On May 03, 2015
See as him leg be like tooth pick.

Guy, u dey do 40days and 40nights? Or Na so u just be?
Politics / Re: Obasanjo Returned Money He Collected From Abacha Family by Alexisu: 9:19am On May 02, 2015
I heard (though not from a reliable source) that he kept the money so dat the outgoing government does not squander it.
Romance / Re: Pic Below: Name Something Women Do Better Than Men by Alexisu: 7:22am On May 02, 2015
Urging you to hit it harder during sex.
Politics / Re: Jonathan Shuns Workers’ Day Rally by Alexisu: 8:31pm On May 01, 2015
spongeisback:

Between Diezani's laps

For Diezani, I will do same ooo. Lol.

That woman fine no be small

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Politics / Re: Photos Of The Surveillance Aircraft Used During Sambisa Invasion by Alexisu: 7:29pm On May 01, 2015
tit:
after some apcshits will be asking of what the defense budget was spent on.
una done see this kain one for naija before?

i need to send a drone to all nairaland apc people!
if i can gather them in one place to make it easy for me.

Na now day break?
Politics / Re: What Is The Fuel Situation In Your Area by Alexisu: 7:19pm On May 01, 2015
D matter Na bad
Politics / Re: Arrest My Husband And Nigeria Will Boil –asari-dokubo’s Wife Dares Buhari by Alexisu: 7:22pm On Apr 28, 2015
If turkey and chicken dey talk, Kpomo go say him too get idea.

Attention seeker, ask mama peace how market.
Politics / Re: Asari Dokubo's Wife Reacts To Buhari's Planned Probe Of Missing $20bn by Alexisu: 1:38pm On Apr 27, 2015
I pity those innocent children from this sheppo and her hippo husband. Just wondering the kind of upbringing they are having
What is her business with the missing dollars?

Mtcheew...

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Celebrities / Re: 9ice"i Lost My Voice Because Of Bad Music Equipment In Nigeria. by Alexisu: 12:43am On Apr 26, 2015
Only three of "screaming" gongo aso, u loose ur voice, what of those musicians like Sunny Ade, Sir Shina Peter, Ebenezer Obey that have been "screaming" even before I was born and are still doing their thing today?

Bad equipment? This guy funny die.

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Politics / Re: Cabinet......buhari Insist On Fashola As Tinubu Kicks by Alexisu: 3:04pm On Apr 25, 2015
Watching events as they unfold on 4D.

Meanwhile, Beware of 419 because this Land Is not for Sale.

Keep Off, trespassers will be shot.

BE WARNED

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Politics / Re: Xenophobia : See What Shameless South Africans Are Doing (photos ) by Alexisu: 2:59pm On Apr 25, 2015
Lazy people.
Crime / Re: EFCC Arraigns Man Who Hacked Into Server Of A Bank And Steal N68bn(photo) by Alexisu: 10:09am On Apr 22, 2015
68 million What?
Politics / Re: Ondo Deputy Governor Served Impeachment Notice by Alexisu: 3:14pm On Apr 21, 2015
otijah:
He is defecting because PDP lost the election, I don't knw those thugs spared his life.

He decamped b4 d election
Politics / Re: Gej's Autograph Or #10,000: Which Of Them Will You Take? by Alexisu: 9:49pm On Apr 20, 2015
Auto wetin?

Abeg give me Mtn 200 make I take call my babe now
Politics / Re: Photo; South Africans Attack Of Non-south Africans: A Terrorist Attack by Alexisu: 7:50pm On Apr 20, 2015
God punish SA people for this thing when dem dey do so.
Politics / Re: Hamisu Abubakar, The Man Trekking From Lagos To Abuja Now In FCT by Alexisu: 7:24pm On Apr 20, 2015
Chai! Cha!! Chai!!!

Like said know, I for do this thing wen dis guy dey do so oooo chaiiii!!!.

Tomorrow I go trek from Asaba to Onitsha for Buhari.
Events / Re: OMG: Wedding Palava: See Dressing Ooo by Alexisu: 7:05pm On Apr 20, 2015
Blood of gawd
Politics / Re: U.S. Requests For Buruji Kashamu’s Extradition by Alexisu: 6:57pm On Apr 20, 2015
And yet he is a senator elect in dis country.

If indeed he is innocent, let him clear our doubt by defending himself in US rather than crying foul.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Meet Zulu King Godwill Zwelithi Whose Remarks Launched The Xenophobic Attacks by Alexisu: 6:26pm On Apr 18, 2015
Id.iot
Foreign Affairs / Re: Nigerian Car Dealership Shop Burnt Down In SA Xenophobic Violence! by Alexisu: 1:26pm On Apr 18, 2015
Relocating to the nearest shoprite now.
I smell something.
Jokes Etc / Re: Breaking: Former Nigeria President Olusegun Obasanjo Arrested by Alexisu: 11:14am On Apr 16, 2015
Hmmmm

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