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Politics / Re: BREAKING NEWS: Buhari Sacks Service Chiefs by Alexisu: 1:50pm On Jul 13, 2015
OK. Who is next?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Mglobal Consult Invite by Alexisu: 10:04am On Jul 13, 2015
Once u see that address, run. Except you are interested in Hawking drug around the street of Lagos.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Sample Cv And Cover Letter by Alexisu: 9:12am On Jul 13, 2015
benjanjo1:



check your inbox wink

Please bro, will need both the CV and cover letter. alex.nzeka@yahoo.com
Thanks.
Politics / Re: Meet The President Who Is Also IGP, Prime, Defence And Finance Minister by Alexisu: 10:16pm On Jul 12, 2015
This is the same guy I read about earlier today, that has 7000 luxury cars.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Please Nls, Help Me With A Job. by Alexisu: 7:44am On Jul 12, 2015
dawnomike:
There is a sales job in ibadan.... let me knw if you are interested that's is you can relocate to ibadan.

Phone no: 07068801427
Email:dawnomike@yahoo.com

Thanks . I honestly would have love to take up the job, but the problem is with the relocation because of the cost involved.
Thanks so much for your concern.
Sent you an e.mail.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Please Nls, Help Me With A Job. by Alexisu: 7:32am On Jul 12, 2015
Thanks @Dawnomike. I honestly would have love to take up the job, but the problem is with the relocation because of the cost involved.
Thanks so much for your concern.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Can You As A Graduate Take Up A Job Of 20K? by Alexisu: 9:36pm On Jul 11, 2015
With the way I am idle right now, I would take it.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Please Nls, Help Me With A Job. by Alexisu: 6:58pm On Jul 11, 2015
Good day fellow Nairalanders. Please, I am in dire need of a job. I am a graduate resident in Lagos. I will forever be grateful to anyone who can help me secure something to keep me busy as soon as possible. I have a Diploma in Business Administration(Distinction) and a Bsc in Public Administration(2:1). I am proficient in the use of ms word, excel and power point. My contact is 08151784095(call or whatsapp).
Please friends, I don't want to be idle, hence this plea.
Thanks in anticipation of a positive response.

God bless.

Modified: Even if it is a factory job with a reasonable pay.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Dangote 28,000 Job Creation. My Experience by Alexisu: 6:24pm On Jul 11, 2015
The bourgeoisies have been scamming the proletariats since time immemorial.

May Almighty God help us the youth of this nation cos our so called leaders have nothing to offer us.

NLs, please I am in dire need of a job. I am a graduate resident in Lagos. 08151784095(whatsapp).
Thanks in anticipation of a positive response from you.
Politics / Re: A Lady Went To Beer Palor by Alexisu: 8:59pm On Jun 19, 2015
That awkward moment when you smoke kwale Igbo for the first time.
Politics / Re: Man Falls On A Roof In London From A Plane Coming From South African (pic ) by Alexisu: 8:49pm On Jun 19, 2015
kestolove95:
What's d name of diz movie pls?

The fall of the stowaway.

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Politics / Re: Wike - I Met An Empty Treasury by Alexisu: 6:39am On Jun 19, 2015
Are you sure? Wike.
Politics / Re: Secondary School Students Arrested For Cultism Pictured With Gov Okorocha by Alexisu: 6:41am On Jun 17, 2015
HarkymTheOracle:


Just note the name "ORACLE"

Noted.

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Politics / Re: Secondary School Students Arrested For Cultism Pictured With Gov Okorocha by Alexisu: 8:25pm On Jun 16, 2015
[quote author=HarkymTheOracle post=34837093]Listen to this track by me titled "E GO BETA"

http://www.datafilehost.com/d/903212c7[/quote

OK. I go listen to am in 2010
Education / Re: Robbery in Imo State Uni. Who Do I Report To? (urgent) by Alexisu: 6:58pm On Jun 16, 2015
What, the igwe must hear this.
Phones / Re: Do You Think Nigerians Can Take This Threat Seriously?? (screenshots) by Alexisu: 9:24pm On Jun 15, 2015
[quote author=Expsbterror post=34805088]Hmmmm. Not really

Lolz.. Ogun keh?
But wait oooo me na just wan BVN ticket number wey First Bank give me, haven't got the number proper doh dey said it wld b sent. [/q

I advice u visit first bank again. Was also told dat it will be sent to me through text msg, but after waiting for about 2weeks. I went back to complain, and my BVN was copied out for me.
Av sent the number to my other banks for update.
Health / Re: Help: Please Nls, What Does It Cost To Get Medical Report From Govt Hospital. by Alexisu: 9:17pm On Jun 15, 2015
Thanks, finally got it.
Politics / Re: Breaking: Finally, He Declares His Asset! by Alexisu: 9:07pm On Jun 15, 2015
daveteb:
Since our President and his vice declared their assets, I have
also deemed it imperative to declare mine. As a Buharist, I
need to follow his leadership path inorder to project a
corruption free leadership and followership which will
eventually bore a corruption free nation.
The Declaration goes thus;
1. Four pencil (pant trousers), 3 jeans and 4 chinos.
2. 8 Shirts + 5 polo shirts
3. 2 danshiki, 1 agbada + 1 complete army kaki
4. 1 bathroom slippers
5. 2 shoes, 3 palm slippers and 1sandal
6. 2 tie and 1 bow
7. 1 Hp laptop (faulty for now)
8. LG flat screen TV + Home theatre
9. 1 Standing fan
10. 2 Mattress (1 in lag + 1 in Calabar)
11. 1 bag of pure water + 1 drum of rainwater.
12. , 1 Tecno N7, 1 Nokia torch lite
13. 1 small I pass my neighbour generator + 5litres of fuel.
14. 4 pots, 1 kettle + 1 frying pan.
15. 1 gas cooker 5kg
16. 1 lontor torchlite.
17. 1 Carpet and 1 rug
18. 200 MTN recharge card .
19. #2000 @ First bank account + #500 @ Diamond bank
account
20. 1 bible and methodist Hymn.
21. 2 bedsheet and 2 pillows
22. FSLC and SSCE certificates BSC (awaiting result)
23. 8 boxers and 10 singlets
24. 1 big travelling bag + 1 laptop bag
Anything aside the above declared asset is either a gift or
jointly owned by me and someone

What of your babe? No be asset?
Politics / Re: President ‪‎bashir‬ Of Sudan Arrives In Khartoum After Escaping Possible Arrest by Alexisu: 6:49pm On Jun 15, 2015
Pishure or addonbilivit
Health / Re: Help: Please Nls, What Does It Cost To Get Medical Report From Govt Hospital. by Alexisu: 9:37am On Jun 14, 2015
Thanks, but like I said, just want to get Idea of what it will cost.
Health / Help: Please Nls, What Does It Cost To Get Medical Report From Govt Hospital. by Alexisu: 8:10am On Jun 14, 2015
Good morning friends.

I need urgent response on what it will cost me to get a medical fitness report from any government health institutions in Lagos.

Thanks in anticipation of a quick and positive response from you.

Happy Sunday.
Education / Re: The Day They Opened The Toilet In Hall 4-uniben by Alexisu: 8:14pm On Jun 13, 2015
My hall 4 and 3 life then, especially when watching football matches in common room.
Remember my hall 4 beans things.

Greatest Uniben.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nestle Nigeria Plc Aptitude Test by Alexisu: 7:53pm On Jun 13, 2015
kekakuz:
they give target

sell 50,000 containers of millo a month or you 30,000 naira salary will be slit into two.

its true

For real
Politics / Re: Security Operatives Block Nass Gates, Stop Entrance By Staff, Press, Others by Alexisu: 9:08am On Jun 09, 2015
Its too early for all this nonsense.

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Politics / Re: Graphic Photos: Train Crushes Middle Aged Man At Agege Railway Station by Alexisu: 12:02pm On Jun 07, 2015
Blood of gawd
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Korea DPR (4 - 0) U-20 World Cup On June 4th 2015 by Alexisu: 4:55am On Jun 04, 2015
9 minutes to kickoff, NEPA don take their light.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Join Me Praise Jesus I Got My Desired Job!!!!!!! by Alexisu: 3:04pm On Jun 02, 2015
Congrats brother, the Almighty God that did it for you will also do it for us Nairalanders that are also praying and hoping for good jobs.

I tap into ur anointing, and will come back soon to testify just like you have done.

Amen.
Politics / Re: Buhari’s Inaugural Speech Is Illusory, Vague – Ebun-Olu Adegboruwa by Alexisu: 7:48am On May 30, 2015
This attention seeking lawyer is at it again.

Is he thru with Lagos environmental sanitation issue?

He expects Buhari to address all the issues facing Nigeria in one day?

He must be high on dried poo.

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Politics / Re: Jonathan's Speech At Handover Presentation. by Alexisu: 6:03pm On May 28, 2015
SHARIAREPORTERS:

If I say make I swear for u for dis "." Weh u do enh
Make I free u becos of hand-over tomorrow

...
Politics / Re: Jonathan's Speech At Handover Presentation. by Alexisu: 5:22pm On May 28, 2015
Ho kay
Politics / Re: What Good Thing Will You Remember President GEJ For? by Alexisu: 4:37pm On May 28, 2015
I remember as mama piss husband.
Politics / Re: Buhari's Son Yusuf Spotted For The First Time(photos) by Alexisu: 4:22pm On May 28, 2015
Forwetinnah:


You wish...my advice, don't wet yourself

Lol

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