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Call off the relationship

wwyd, if u mistakingly killed someone you loved the most(by accident)

katakuna, thats mine

Morning Dojo, how was ur weekend? Hope you had a nice one?


@rhytham and @ Dojo, this one is not meant for you guys.
Mr. and Mrs. Smith were walking home from the shopping mall with their purchases when Mr. Smith began to complain that his load was too heavy.

Mrs. Smith turned to her husband and said, "I don't know what you're complaining about because if you gave me one of your parcels, I would have twice as many as you and if I gave you just one of mine, we would have equal loads."

How many parcels was each carrying?



What is it that when you take away the whole, you still have some left over?


I give you a group of three.
One is sitting down, and will never get up.
The second eats as much as is given to him, yet is always hungry.
The third goes away and never returns.

Here r some riddles, while i keep thinking of rytham's riddle


What two things can you never eat for breakfast?


Which is correct to say, "The yolk of the egg are white," or "The yolk of the egg is white?"


What gets whiter the dirtier that it gets?

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Mind u rhytham, you r not allowed to answer this riddle

I know the ages are the numbers of the building in front of them,

Whats confusing me is the sequence at which the numbers r been arrange

ok, am about hitting on the answer,

What can the answer be

what was the number of the building?

Anyway u got the riddle right, u know u r a G

am i correct

@rhytham: He had no child

Morning iice,
How was ur weekend?

Your answer is wrong, lol

tomb

Thats so funny nana , i mean ur answers. but sorry, they are wrong. Try again

Well, take her to the Synagogue Church and she'll be healed

wwyd if after sleeping with your partner 'unprotected', you found a medical report stating that he/she is HIV POSITIVE.

Sea

:oNothing, I'll like it

What would you do if someone of the opposite sex spit on your face?

what riddle r u talking about Dolarpo

Anyway here r some more:

Some months have 30 days, some months have 31 days; how many have 28?

There is a clerk at the butcher shop, he is five feet ten inches tall, and he wears size 13 sneakers. He has a wife and 2 kids. What does he weigh?

You are walking through a field, and you find something to eat. It doesn't have bones, and it doesn't have meat. You pick it up and put it into your pocket. You take it home and put it on a shelf, but 3 days later it walks away. What is it?

lawn

@ rhytham, i didnt see any unsolved riddle in the previous pages. Would u pls post another b4 u leave?

@TIFETOS , i guess we'll be left here. Maybe u should post some riddles lets see,

ok rhytham

Whaddup Rhytham, I can see u r really catching ur fun


First The two kids will both go and then one will return, and then the dad alone will go, when he gets there the other kid will row back. The two of them will go again, but one will return, then the mom goes and the other kid rows the boat back, and then the two of them rows to meet their parents.

Hey guys,

whats up. how r u all doing. I've all all ur posting, I can see Dojo is really mad at me. It's just that I had to work.

Good job Dojo . Not forgetting Rhytham- you know u av always been my man.

I weaken all men for hours each day.
I show you strange visions while you are away.
I take you by night, by day take you back, none suffer to have me, but do from my lack.

What am I?


I am slim and tall,
Many find me desirable and appealing.
They touch me and I give a false good feeling.
Once I shine in splendor,
But only once and then no more.
For many I am "to die for".
What am I?


You hear it speak, for it has a hard tongue. But it cannot breathe, for it has not a lung.
What is it?

Thanks Dojo, wb

Name an English word of more than 2 letters that both begins and ends with the letters "he" in that order. There are two possible answers.


Name an eight letter word that has kst in the middle, in the beginning, and at the end.


Name a five letter word which has three consonants all the same and two different vowels. Every now and then you see this while running a Windows 95/98 on your PC.

lol

brb

going for lunch

You are a goddam G.

A man goes out drinking every night, returning to his home in the wee hours of every morning. No matter how much he drinks, he never gets a hangover. This drink is very well known, but is rarely consumed, served warm and taken straight from its source. The man is a sucker for a free drink, especially since he can't live without it.
What is his favorite drink?

I think got you this time

God created the universe and everything in it, fine

Who then created God?

Damn, for how long have u been solving riddles rhytham


A man and a woman were driving in their car when it broke down. The man decided to go for help at a gas station a few miles back. He made sure nobody was in the car, rolled all the windows up, and locked all of the sedan's doors. He went off, but when he came back, his wife was dead, and there was a stranger in the car. No physical damage was done to the car, so how did the stranger get in?

Just to be sure, I'll post another anyway.


There are 20 people in an empty, square room. Each person has full sight of the entire room and everyone in it without turning his head or body, or moving in any way (other than the eyes). Where can you place an apple so that all but one person can see it?

can you put that in words pls

That is if you want.

All i need is for you to fill the 7 gallon jug with 6 gallons of liguid, using the 5 gallon jug

Yeah, I know you must be a good mathematician.

You have 2 jugs. A 5 gallon jug and a 7 gallon jug. There are no marks on the jug to show the difference between each gallon.

How do you get 6 gallons exactly?