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alrit,

But even after registering, u where supposed to send my password to me, but instead I got a junk mail(a dating site advert) instead of my password.

Can u explain that, please send my password to me pls,

Can't we just listen without registering

LONGEVITY
Married men live longer than single men, but
married men are a lot more willing to die.

MEMORY
Any married man should forget his mistakes, there's no use in two people remembering the same thing.

APPEARANCE
Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
Women somehow deteriorate during the night.

PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.

DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

COMPREHENSION
There are 2 times when a man doesn't understand a woman - before marriage and after marriage.

HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED:
Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next."

They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.

Don't make me laugh, who says he is, you have started judging yourself by yourself.

c'mon everyone, give a smile at least, for saying sometn.

ROMANCE MATHEMATICS
Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy

OFFICE ARITHMETIC
Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime

SHOPPING MATH
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.

GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

HAPPINESS
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

That was so embarassing and funny, Oga Pilot.!!!

Geecee you must be a wicked Boss.

Thats a nice piece, very funny

Smart guy

hello galatico

NIce writeups, keep 'em coming

Too bad that can't happen

so deal with it

What do u mean by 'latest computer'?


Okay, do I say I have the latest computer cos I just finished coupling and installed mine right now? Its brand new, lol

As they would always put it,

[size=15pt]"Its purely entertainment, but the hazards are real"[/size]

What I know is this, it's all real, but the punches they throw are not real, There are rules to how u must fight, and they follow the rules, these rules r just for their security.

Like:
They don't throw direct punches with their fist
When r have climbed the rope, can't come down except u jump,

thats just my say

I like all of them and listen to them as well, but I love my Pastor better,


I vote for T.B.Joshua

I cant stop laughing ,


very funny

Pass mark kiddo

good jokes

Damn you guys r very funny


Please keep it coming,

I think i've got one, a friend of mine forwarded it to me.

If you need them, just send a mail to tblexy@yahoo.com, anmd i'll get it forwarded to you

Thats rather strange and annoying as well.

Is your system a Laptop or a Desktop?

Look n.oxide,

if Yahoo! 8.0 is killing you then uninstall it and use the older version, the older versions r always better. One thing I dislike about this new version of Y! messenger is the time it takes to install, worst still u can not do an offline installation. It sucks.

To download older version of softwares; to go the site, its really helpful, u'll get a lot of softwares there, FREE!!!

http://www.oldversion.com

for you to be extra sure or where your problem lies,

Take another system and out in the same position with the one given you problem(switch position). Try to diagnose what happens to know where the problem comes from. It it repeats itself on the same system, then u know your NIC in ur systen is faulty, but if it repeats itself on the former position, there must be something wrong with your network cable.

is this supposed to be a joke

Abeg, na new year we dey oh, this act of 2006 should av been droped by now.

otanaworld:
The only observation i have to make is the skin colour separate seating arrangement, for what? are we no longer equal before God?

There is nothing like colour separation, the reason u see them sitting separately is because they are visitor. And as such, they are given the privilege to stay in front and see things for themselves with their own eyes, not through the screen or word of mouth.

And of course, one has to treat a visitor as a visitor, they went through a lot coming down to Nigeria to see for themselves what seen through TV and read as well. Isn't that a greater sacrifice. How many Nigerians have stepped in the compound talk less of entering into the church building.

The funniest thing is that, Majority of the church members doesn't stay close. So when someone can make such sacrifices, then there should be some sort of respect. Everyone is equal in the site of God.

Sometimes I wonder, If this man was to be a white man, How many Blacks would have been privileged or allowed to see him. I doubt it if any.

Very funny Skima,

But maybe you should square-head fight for injustice. Don't worry if u don't see anyone behind you, they might just be warming up to join u soon.

skima:
This is injustice! To help prevent against another bird flu, i advise that we stop this injustice against birds. Instead of killing this birds why not Rat, lizard, croacoch and house flies since these animals disturbs us.

did u just say cockroach, rat or lizards etc.? Damn it!!!

We are damn good guys

[color=Black]I WON [/color]

Series of things might cause an abnormal shut down of a system. But according to you, you said it started after finishing installing a software. That might be as a result of a hardware conflict. i.e. the one of ur system component is not compatible with the software u installed.

Try to uninstall the software and see if the problem will persist. If it doesnt, then u'll know its a hardware conflict.

It might also be as a result of virus attack.

Also try to dust your system clean.

I agree to disagree with that, am sure u r mistaken somewhere else for Lagos.

Thats a cool joke!

Thanks,





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