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I fear you Oh trip dizle, na your house all this dey take place and u still have the guts to remain in that house?

LOL

That was a nice peice of Joke dude. Very funny

What a Story!!!



They are all DUNCE!!!

and this is for the ladies:

[b]Between the ages of 18 - 21 a woman is like Africa or Australia. She is half discovered, half wild and naturally beautiful with bushland around the fertile deltas.

Between the ages of 21 - 30 a woman is like America or Japan. Completely discovered, very well developed and open to trade especially with countries with cash or cars.

Between the ages of 30 - 35, she is like India or Spain. Very hot, relaxed and convinced of its own beauty.

Between the ages of 35 - 40 a woman is like France or Argentina. She may have been half destroyed during the war but can still be a warm and desirable place to visit.

Between the ages of 40 - 50 she is like Yugoslavia or Iraq. She lost the war and is haunted by past mistakes. Massive reconstruction is now necessary.

Between the ages of 50 - 60 she is like Russia or Canada. Very wide, quiet and the borders are practically unpatrolled but the frigid climate keeps people away.

Between the ages of 60 - 70 a woman is like England or Mongolia. With a glorious and all conquering past but alas no future.

After 70, they become Albania or Afghanistan. Everyone knows where it is, but no one wants to go there.[/b]

Arn't that funny

Hey Guys!

Check this out, someone on this forum posted it, am its reall cool:

[b]Your last name stays put.

Wedding plans take care of themselves.

Chocolate is just another snack.

You can be President. You can never be pregnant.

You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park.

Car Mechanics tell you the truth.

The world is your urinal.

You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky.

Wrinkles add character.

Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100.

People never stare at your chest when you are talking to them.

The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.

New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.

Phone conservations are over in 30 seconds flat.

A 5 day vacation requires only one suitcase.

You can open all of your own jars.

You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.

Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.

Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.

You never have strap problems in public.

Everything on your face stays its original color.

The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe even decades.

One wallet and one pair of shoes one color for all seasons.

You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.

You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife.

You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.

You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.

No wonder men are happier! [/b]

Funny man,


That guys must surely be an Ibo guy, lover of wealth

Very funny,

She wants to appear white, when she's black. Virgin Prostitute.

They both gat sometn up their sleeves.

So who blames who.

If I am to choose, the lady should be blamed

He asked for it, and got it.

He should have looked deep enough, there night be somn waiting for him. God does his things according to his will not ours.

What a greedy Nincompoop

Hmmmmmmm


Who is that gift meant for, for iice or who?

Thats funny man,

Na wa, This dry Thing,

Well, as they always say, 'birds of a feather flock together'

Alright Rhytham, not that i stoped it, well, maybe i did. But there are still some riddles left unaswered, maybe we just bypass them:

I recall:
What question can you never answer?


Another:
If you have three oranges and you take away two, how many will you have?

Look Yahoo! boy,

whatever is worth doing is worth doing welll

Hey why don't Nigeria have any site that has our artist's lyrics so we can easily learn the songs.

There is hardly any foreign musician lyrics you'll search for and not see.

Perhaps, they have and I don't know, if u know of any please send me the link. We need sites like that to keep us informed.

Yeah right. thats humiliating man.

Well done Rhytham!!!

Work first, all play and no work makes Jack a dull boy.

Hi All, I use Internet Explorer alongside Mozilla Firefox, and it happened that my customers mostly wants to view page sources. But when they do, It brings out a blank source for them.

Pls can someone please show me how, where or what to do to make it activated, so they don't get to complain anymore.

feelgood:
A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a
word.
An earlier discussion had led to an argument and
neither of them wanted to concede their position.
As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs,
the husband asked sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?"
"Yep," the wife replied, "in-laws."

WORDS

A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women
use a day,
30,000 to a man's 15,000.
The wife replied, "The reason has to be because we have to repeat
everything to men,
The husband then turned to his wife and asked, "What?"

[/quote]CREATION

A man said to his wife one day, "I don't know how you can be
so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time.
"The wife responded, "Allow me to explain.
God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me;
God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!

[quote]

See what I mean, Why did she have to say - "I DO" in the first place.

feelgood:
WHO DOES WHAT

A man and his wife were having an argument about who
should brew the coffee each morning.
The wife said, "You should do it because you get up first,
and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee.
The husband said, "You are in charge of cooking around here and
you should do it! , because that is your job, and I can just wait
for my coffee."
Wife replies, "No, you should do it, and besides, it is in the
Bible that the man should do the coffee."
Husband replies, "I can't believe that, show me."
So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament and showed
him at the top of several pages, that it indeed says , "HEBREWS"

Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests.

God may have created man before woman, but there is always a rough
draft before the masterpiece.

Why should they be, The lady is just shying away from her responsibilities.

Damn funny man

He wants sometn greater than F,  a G would be better


       

It can only help in lifting the teams spirit, but not making them win the game. The wining depends on the team themselves.

With the fans cheering their every-move, the players fells kinda motivated, and owing to the fact that their fans are very expectant, they wouldn't wanna dissapoint the fans right under their nose. They will have to put in their best to yeild a favourable result-just to satisfy their fans.

So, home advantages exist, but it works for some not all. U don't expect a team like Brazil to meet say-Benin-Republic in their home and start mentioning home advantage. No miracle will work there o!

I heard someone said = "THE FEAR OF EFCC IS THE BEGINNING OF POVERTY"

May his Soul Rest In Perfect Peace.

And we pray for guidance on the rest of crew.

He has played his part, and played well, i quote ruggedman="when na your time, na your time".

Goodbye bro jt

Well,

1. The Bad and the good people.
It hurts that the bad one dominates. We need total over-hauling

2. The bad economical situation, and then the good and bright future waiting ahead.
I hope it comes as quick as possible

I am who GOD say I am.

U can't know who you really are, you can only, *didnt get the right word*

I would wish I could turn back the hands of time.

uuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

what a dulling moment

@blinky you can do better

why do women try to run us down?
Because we are better . They also want to be as good as us.

Afterall, Out of the man came the woman


and hey! Popsonj, she got you, not us. Don't categorise us. We are MEN, NOT _men.

and hey girls!, don't try so hard, we are the first and still the best.

Where did u hide yourself?

Welcome Back! rhytham

quit some time bro, am sure nairaland missed you, cos i did.

The "Undertaker" is my man anyday, anytime. For over 16 years, this guys has always been wonderful. My other fav. are:

Rey Mysterio(619)
Big Show
Eddy Guerrero(RIP)
Shawns Micheal
e.t.c.


As for Mc Mahon, he remains in ma black book.

That has been corrected, lauryn