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He has endless list of names. Ok check this out:

Little Children call him 'FATHER'

Presidents & Governors calls him 'THE GREAT 'COUNSELLOR'

Astrologers says he is the 'BRIGHT AND MORNING STAR'

Zoologist says he is the 'LION OF THE TRIBE OF JUDAH'

In Forestry, he is known as the 'TREE OF LIFE'

Oceanographers says he is the 'RIVER OF LIVING WATER'

In Geology, he is known as the 'ROCK OF AGES'

Publisher's says he is the 'AUTHOR OF OUR FAITH'

Sailors calls him the 'CAPTAIN OF SALVATION'

Prisoners call him the 'GREAT DELIVERER'

Carpenters says He is the 'DOOR'

Journalist says Jesus is the 'TRUTH'

Sinners calls him the 'FRIEND OF SINNERS'

Surveyors says he is the 'PLAN OF GOD'

Doctors says he's the 'GREAT HEALER'

Drivers says Jesus is the 'WAY'

Caterers call him the 'BREAD OF LIFE'

Teachers says he is the 'MASTER'

Theologers calls him the 'BAPTIZER'

Lawyers calls him the 'GREAT MEDIATOR, and the INTERCONTINENTAL ADVOCATE OF THE WHOLE WORLD'.

Native Doctors says he is the 'JESUS THE POWER OF GOD'

Soldiers refer to him as the 'PRINCE OF PEACE'

Civil Engineers says he is the 'CHIEF CORNER STONE'

Photographers calls him the 'IMAGE OF GOD'

Electrical engineers know him as the 'LIGHT OF THE WORLD'

Even in Death, he is known as the 'RESSURECTION & LIFE'

J.Witnesses, well, i don't have anything against them, as a matter of fact, I have friends that attend their meetings and I love reading their books.

What i came to realize is that, they actually want to be different. They want to be represented as the real Christians, they to be just like the apostles of Old.

I just think the most important thing is for one to be focused and upright in whatever religion u take up. And as long as you are not breaking any rules, then u are on the right part. Werther J.Witness or not, Just stay true to God.

hahahahahahaha


there is no cure to that kinda disease, lol

That na double wahala

If not for Ignorance, self-centeredness and stupidity, I see no reason why a fellow human should treat people of such caliber in that manner.

This is what my pastor calls GRACE. If not the grace of God in your life, God know what would have happened to you.

Come to think of it, you in your condition, has passed through a lot of processes and stages in life that billions of able-bodied persons find it difficult to attain. So what are we talking about here. It is not how far, but how well. They don't think about all these. I wonder if they ever put themselves in such positions before taking their nasty decisions.

People and their way of reasoning, when will they ever change.

My brother, keep to your faith, you are far better than a lot of them. Don't let allow no one bring u down, cos u r alredy up

That girl is the dummest dummy i have ever heard of,


Na wa o!

Twice beating,

This is awesome, and off tha hook

What a very smart boy.

Nice collection dude

real funny pictures

Odeku, this is a very nice collection, but u should have made it a riddle, and left it to be solved.

(1) 20 days, the snail moves 1 meter each day.
5m upwards - 4 m dowwards = 1m each day.

(2)

(3)

(4) If they both runs at the same speed, Max will win the race, cos Sam is 5m behind.

(5) No two different dose can be so identical, He is actually taking the same dose. So if he mistakenly pours the, he should return one and take two. SImple


I didnt actually get 2 and three right, but i'll take time out to read them and then give u d answer.

Is the price for real How do u intend getting it across?

For question 2:

The distance between the hay and the horse is just 15ft apart, and since the horse is tied to a 15ft rope, it can easily reach the hay by just moving 15ft.

Next riddle pls, if am correct

Heyyyyy Miller!!!

Whats happening? How long should we wait to for the next riddle?

Una wey dey cal somebody wo wo, make una post una pix make we check una out too.

Why should u call someone Ugly? To me, everyone is FINE. Just that some r 'finer' than others.

But IMHO, Weird is more 'finer'. PERIOD.

Simple Miller,

Night falls butdoesn't break, while day breaks and doesn't fall.

So the next riddle pls

Criminal,

Prefers money to health, OLE

Miller, r u sure that third guy is not you?

COngrats man, Thanks to NAIRALANDER'S as well

Seun, kudos to you o!, keep keeping this on.

Ask me o! my man.

Waaaooo

Smart Mr. Okeke, afterall, na him mother-in-law get the law.

OMG

yawa don gass o!

Agbaya

that na sour favour o!

Smarter,

Jo-Jo na smart thief.

true

FOD:
The moral of this story is: "Whenever a woman lies, it is for a good and honorable reason, and in the best interest of others."

Says who? Forget it, when she lies, I reserve my comment.

Damn funny!


The prisoner need to stay in there unless more prisoners will be recruited oh!

But for a first timer, thats awesome.

@nightrider

You better check yourself well well. Cos i know see how such an amount to disappear for your car. And besides how come the thieves knew you had such an amount on you? Are you sure they haven't taken it before u got to TFC. I would like you to answer some questions:

1. Where you alone in the car?
2. Was anyone aware that you where carrying money in your car? (Someone might be
     tracing you)
3. Did you lock your car before entering into TFC
4. Did you check to see if the money was there before going inside?


You are just wasting your time trying to sue them, it's your fault. Ypu should have known that Parking in such places is at your own risk even without the sign post there. And i don't expect the Guards to know who packed a car and the exact car he or she parked. Someone can just come along and act as if he owns the car, pick up something there and off he goes. But then thats where TFC should come in as well, they should be able to provide clips of that incident to proove how customer friendly they are. Cams r not supposed to be for inner use alone.


Look, let me advise you, just drop that case, if you think you will win, then you're joking. They will hire a very tactical lawyer and you might just end up even paying for damages. This twice before u leap.

As D'banj would say: FI LE

If na you, you go wait.



BUt thats terrible man, The caller Bleep the guy runs

whats up equator?

Someone made a mistake in my sch ina n ecomics class saying:

Quatity demanded = Quantity suplieded

instead of

Quantity demanded = Quantity Supplied

Since then his nick name became: supplieded


Funny isn't it?

wow LMAO

I have heard it once, but it wasn't as interesting as it is now.

Good one there!!!

Thats why i love naija ways, Its an advantage in hell,


So no more complains, for those that regularly do

Hey yahoo! boy, sheedy407 has got something to say man,


Check this out:

onimu dobale (nickname of a guy with a flat nose)
poporipo (nickname of a friend whose surname is popoola)
they call me suya - wouldnt tell y




keep it coming guys, i know there r lots of them, especially for we in Nigeria we r used to them