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Jokes EtcRe: The Gay Son by Alexos(m): 2:14pm On Oct 24, 2006
very funny grin
Jokes EtcRe: Mummy's Garage by Alexos(m): 6:40pm On Oct 20, 2006
whathuhhuhhuhhuhhuh

His car is too small, the gate would not be opened for such small figure, maybe he needs a small garage for his car.

LOL grin
Jokes EtcRe: Question The Monkey by Alexos(m): 6:31pm On Oct 20, 2006
lol grin

What a joke, and what a great Monkey.
Jokes EtcRe: Rabies Treatment by Alexos(m): 6:26pm On Oct 20, 2006
NA Doctor I pity pass grin
TV/MoviesRe: Who Is The Best Comedian You Know? by Alexos(m): 9:54am On Oct 20, 2006
Basket Mouth and Klint d drunk
Jokes EtcRe: Triplet Triple The Trouble. by Alexos(m): 9:29am On Oct 20, 2006
Absolutely correct, pop.

Prob in the offtopic sec. huh
TV/MoviesRe: Who Is The Best Comedian You Know? by Alexos(m): 9:21am On Oct 20, 2006
Basket Mouth and Klint d drunk
Jokes EtcRe: Jungle Justice by Alexos(m): 9:16am On Oct 20, 2006
hey popson!

Did u just say scarehuh, nah, he is just trying to outrun the other guy, who no go ja?

What he thinks is this: is d Lion eventually runs after then, it will first get to his friend b4 him, and b4 the Lion will get to him, the would have find a way of escape.

Smart, isn't he?
Jokes EtcRe: Jungle Justice by Alexos(m): 8:03pm On Oct 19, 2006
Lol

Trying to fend for himself, grin
Jokes EtcRe: Triplet Triple The Trouble. by Alexos(m): 6:00pm On Oct 19, 2006
Is this a joke or somethinghuh huh


NO, it can't be, It's a NEWS lipsrsealed
Jokes EtcRe: Naija Grama by Alexos(m): 9:46pm On Oct 18, 2006
Damn, I feel you @talk2ahmed.

That was gr8 man, post more of that if u've got them.

I wouldn't doubt it if someone told me u r a "House-Holder", not minding ur name, lol

I love hearing or listening to such gagantiously cubersome naija grammer, especially from Rev. Okotie. cheesy

Peace, One Love
Jokes EtcRe: Bad Luck For Men by Alexos(m): 9:38pm On Oct 18, 2006
@naija_diva
If you where to be in the shoes of that Lady, am sure u'll do worst.

I think that is the worst thing he could have said to that lady, so digusting.
Jokes EtcRe: Bad Luck For Men by Alexos(m): 9:00pm On Oct 18, 2006
Damn that was a very shocker, what an ungrateful hussy.

If i where to be the lady, i'll just stab that ugly son of a bitch, and just be a bad luck afterall
Jokes EtcRe: The Illiterate Girl by Alexos(m): 8:15pm On Oct 18, 2006
That ain't funny, sad
Jokes EtcRe: Naija Woman 4 U ! by Alexos(m): 7:49pm On Oct 18, 2006
Thats a top secret

The third lady should be screwed
Music/RadioRe: Menike : I'm Leaving Nairaland by Alexos(m): 7:46pm On Oct 18, 2006
ODABO - bye

You needn't tell us, cos we would not be missing u
Jokes EtcRe: New Improved Dictionary Version 2 by Alexos(m): 7:38pm On Oct 18, 2006
soooooooooooooo funny

I love this $hit
Jokes EtcRe: Adventurous Husband by Alexos(m): 6:26pm On Oct 18, 2006
oooopppppssssss!!!

This joke is a bomb cheesy I LMAO
Jokes EtcRe: The Lost Chapter Of Genesis by Alexos(m): 8:45pm On Oct 13, 2006
cos u dont understand it.

Its so funny grin grin grin
Jobs/VacanciesI Need A Job In Ogun State: Any Offer? by Alexos(op): 8:12pm On Oct 13, 2006
Hi guys!

A friend of mine staying in Ogun state is desperately in need a job in Ogun state.

She is work in the medical field and the computer feild.

Pls anyone with a good offer, dont hesitate to mail me:
chulex12345@yahoo.com
FamilyRe: Pastor Or Parents: Whose Decision Is Final On Marriage? by Alexos(m): 10:13am On Oct 13, 2006
Hey! The issue of choosing the right partner and the decision taken is a very serious issue, it is not to be easily outdone.

First, you have to respect the decision of your Pastor(that if if u r sure of his spiritual background.), because he is a spiritually minded person. He know more than you know. He sees more than wat u can see.
Another thing is this: If at all your Pastor discourages you from continuing the relationship, You demand outrightly the right to know the reason for you to do so, and confirm if it might be true or not. SO that you case will not be an "HAD I KNOWN" case.
After all this, you go to the Lord for Guidance and more insight.

Parents decision as well should not be outdone. They are more experienced in the field. They might fore-see forthcoming trouble that they would want you to go thru. You should also demaor proper explanation.
One thing with parents is this: when they hate you partner, they wouldnt want to associate with the person, So u have to watch carefully to know if its hate or sometn else.

After all this, you must go to God in prayer. if u r sincere to urself and to him, He will surely will reveal things to you. Revealing thing here might not necesarily come in dreams or vesions. It can come as signs, things will start happening and at the end of the day, the truth shall be made manifest.
Music/RadioRe: 25,000 Naira To Watch Jay Z, Beyonce, Ciara: Crazy ? by Alexos(m): 3:07pm On Oct 12, 2006
news
ComputersRe: Yahoo Messenger Virus Help! by Alexos(m): 10:16pm On Oct 10, 2006
Hey, thats not a problem, the problem is that your system has been infected with a trojan.

What it does is to steal ur password and start using it to send nonsense link and to do funny stuffs, good antivirus for it.(AVG-its free online). and then u r free once again.
Jokes EtcRe: The 'high' Plane by Alexos(m): 9:58pm On Oct 10, 2006
Funny Tosin cheesy grin
CelebritiesRe: Is Weird Mc A Lesbian? by Alexos(m): 9:21pm On Oct 10, 2006
Dont mind them my brother,

They r the best rumour mongers in the world, Thumbs up for u guys jare, kari Go


Una rumour fit cause earthquake, thanks to the strong ground we have in nAIJA
Music/RadioRe: 25,000 Naira To Watch Jay Z, Beyonce, Ciara: Crazy ? by Alexos(m): 9:12pm On Oct 10, 2006
DAMN, cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy grin grin grin grin

I almost lmao man, u r damn funny

Why dont u think u where a lil late, or been too forward. You for nail the organisers first, or u would have crucified their fellow past invitees.

But hey!!! Dont even think about it undecided
Jokes EtcRe: Naija Police @ Checkpoint by Alexos(m): 9:09pm On Oct 10, 2006
BUNCH OF GREEDY FELLOW angry angry angry


THATS WHAT THEY DO
Music/RadioRe: 25,000 Naira To Watch Jay Z, Beyonce, Ciara: Crazy ? by Alexos(m): 9:01pm On Oct 10, 2006
@cino1

wetin concern us with the time wey dey wan depart. If them like make dem start to live 4 naija, thats the problem.

Hope its not what am thinking, abi u wan go see them for airport(FOC), lol just kidding


Afterall them don collect them money. I dunno if their agreement with the organiser is to fly them in and out. But whatever the case maybe, it's too soon for them to leave. Am sure they'll be somewhere hanging aorund for a couple of days b4 leaving.
CelebritiesRe: Is Weird Mc A Lesbian? by Alexos(m): 8:55pm On Oct 10, 2006
Our mouth no go kill us for this naija shocked


Even is she is, its her life. Abi na crime to become star again. If one poor woman claims to be a lesbian, everybody will ignore her.

Make our mouth no go put us for trouble one day o! cos this toungus os deadlier than the poison from the mouth of a snake.
Music/RadioRe: 25,000 Naira To Watch Jay Z, Beyonce, Ciara: Crazy ? by Alexos(m): 8:30pm On Oct 10, 2006
Why Una dey complain of money self, huhhuhhuh?

Did they force you to buy the ticket? If u know the amount is too outrageous for you, then you back out.

Those that attended can afford to pay for it, so what the hell.

Well, i didnt go because i didnt have the money, but if i had more than enough, and am willing to dish it ou/waste that amount, then its my problem.

It's not as if this guys r God's. They r people we see everyday on TV, we read about them everyday, and barely know everything about them. What more do we wanna see. Its not as if they r posing naked there, even if they are, they rn't diff from other.

Well, all this is happening all in the name of entertainment anyway, and i think its a big boost to our entertainment industry, we need 'em to teach us how to do this things, cos they are 'pros' in the business(we dont wanna remain wack)

GOD HELP NIGERIA(NS), !!!
Jokes EtcRe: Virgin Groom by Alexos(m): 8:03pm On Oct 10, 2006
cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin cry



Its a joke anyway, Cos even one wasnt thought anything about sex, when that kinda opportunity comes, no one will tell him what to do. He may not just know how to do the thing perfectly, or the wayits supposed to be done(dont ask me how)


Rib craking.lol
Jokes EtcRe: Time For Some Male Bashing (For A Change) by Alexos(m): 7:57pm On Oct 10, 2006
You can be proven wrong Tosin tongue

and besides men to r under 1 woman while in bed.

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