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A man went 20 days without a minutes sleep?

Yet he didn't feel the slightest bit tired.

How did he manage to do this?

Thats a candle,

How many percentage of those people are doing the right thing?

Over 80% of that figure are SCAMMERS

Check your keyboard. That where the likely problem is from.

Besides, what type of keyboard do u use? USB or PS2. If its a USB then it might not work in DOS environment. Try connecting your system to a with a PS2 keyboard.


i hope it works for you!

yeah right!!!

When you speak in tongues, do you understand what you are saying

This is hillarious

Pherhaps, the husband forgot they had a quarrel. That woman must be crazy

That Doc is a BIG THIEF

@ ogogoro

you where lucky some1 was willing to share
but thats not fair

consider the developers effort
and make them feel comfort

try to buy original softwares
and stop depending on sharewares

they may come to you free
but they are actually flea

no wonder ur name is ogogoro
cos u be alaroro


@ operator
you didnt finish sharing ur testimony. whats the name of the software?

There is nothing like Holy Partiallity, Its called GRACE.

You are just enjoying the grace of God in your life, and please dont let it get into your head just keep praying for more.

raphy my brother, u r right

kai 'na wa oh' 4 oyinboaja


The guy is really funny, maybe he's dumb or sometn, i guess thats the only language he understands!!!

Cut that crap man, we are better than that

Probably i didnt put my statement clearly,

When u take a good look at different men, women and prophets of God in the Bible, you find out they did carry out their mode of worship differently, but there is a buttom line-they where all worshipping the one and only MOST HIGH GOD, and strictly following his rules to the letter.

lafile:
Are u sure? Do u mean whatever mode of worship (idols, yoga etc) u use God will accept it as long as its in sincerity?
Have u actually asked God how HE wants to be worshipped?

WHy would u say Idol or watever, when u know quite well that God is a jealous God, and he wants to be worshiped alone. Except the God segoye2 id talking about is a different god.

So when I said-sincererity and humility of mind, I mean you have to serve the Lord with all your heart and soul, not leaving anything behind.one has to be sincere in his worship

Dont quote me wrong please,

thats way more than stupidity, cant find a word for it


very funny

very funny

Damn!!! That girl must be, sometn else

As long as you worship God with the sincererity and the humilty of your mind, God will accept it.

It would have been better if u had not posted anything at all.

Admit you where wrong, and we r just putting you on the right part, it doesnt matter how we did it


PEACE!!! we are 4gether

why

he spirit doesn't work that way!

Wow, superb!!!


This is just perfect

You miss road abi wetin



This is not the right thread for this!!!

Even if you can't go there, at least you can pray over it, am sure God will reveal who T.B.J really is.

bobby1:
For sometime i was troubled with the thought of if joshua was a real "man of God", then god did something 2yrs ago he brought a book my way by the title "The synagogue of satan". In the book you will find out a brothers revelation from God concerning T.B Joshua and chris oyakhilome, although he didn't mention their name you would know he was talking of the two. Now, one,do know that t.b joshua foloowers in ikotun call him "God", two they hang pictures of him in their houses and take it to almost everywhere they go to. Three , a lady went to a church service( in another churh) with his picture in her braser, during the prayers the picture got so hot she became uncomfortable and had to throw the pic out and she was also speaking in tongue like but by the evil spirit in her. she had to come out and she was prayed before she received her deliverance.well i live the rest for you to decede but i tell you he is not of GOD, i will speak on chris oyakhilome another day. peace

You make me laugh, you have not proven to be a real christian, why would you base your conclusion on what you read or hear, or what other tell you, when the bible says-everyone lies.

Look, If you cant find out things for yourself rather than words of mouth, then allow God be the Judge. Or are you afraid to go there?

Mode 9 na rugged PAPA

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YES YOU CAN, but thats too small, you need something higher for more funtionality

tell them!!!

tit for tat

Oops! thats true

A nice and salty story.

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