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Family / Re: My Wife Starves Me Of Sex by AlexVercetti(m): 5:41pm On Jun 01, 2019 |
Guy Man...Don't ask again...Be on lock up mode and Guy..She be cheating on u bro....Prepare urself for that.... |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Liverpool Release Champions League Squad For Finals by AlexVercetti(m): 7:34am On Jun 01, 2019 |
Abeg what channel on DSTV them go show the match this night |
Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Slept With My Cousin.. Pls Advice by AlexVercetti(m): 1:48am On Jun 19, 2018 |
Guy..Just dump her quietly..Give excuses like no money to take care of her,Your mind no dey settled,etc..Or Do like me wen I catch my ex...Just dump her without giving her any reason..She go ask u why tire..That one alone na mental punishment..It is not worth continuing with ur babe cuz the trust is gone..Its better to be single n to be happy than to give urself stress cuz whenever she goes out,u go just dey suspect am anyhow whether she tay outside for long or not..Guy dump am and give urself rest.. |
Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Slept With My Cousin.. Pls Advice by AlexVercetti(m): 1:48am On Jun 19, 2018 |
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Romance / Re: Guy Buys A N15M Mercedes Benz E350 For His Girlfriend (Photos) by AlexVercetti(m): 10:20pm On Apr 24, 2018 |
The guy resemble yahoo guy |
Travel / Re: 2018 Batch "A" Corpers: Things To Bring To Orientation Exercise by AlexVercetti(m): 8:33am On Apr 16, 2018 |
same with me...July..I still don't know where I have been posted to...Or if they haven't posted me at all |
Family / Re: I Need Ideas On How To Reconcile With My Wife. by AlexVercetti(m): 8:50am On Apr 10, 2018 |
Women are attracted to words...Bro...Start by sending her sweet late night texts about her having a good night or a great day the next day...Do this every night everyday no matter if she replies or not..I repeat everyday..Don't call till she calls you..Then send her airtime n sub card once or twice a week for 2 weeks...If she doesn't contact you...Buy her gifts..Start with small ones like clothes,bags,perfumes,etc..Use someone that she listens to to deliver the gifts..If its not possible..No wahala..Don't go personally..U can attached nice words to the gifts..If she doesn't respond..Buy bigger gifts but not so big or expensive ones...If she responds and u guys are little bit cool...Knack her alert..Like 100k or 200k,etc depending on you what can spare..Dont bring the fights topics till she brings it up or till she's home with u..Even when you talk bout it..Dont blame her too much...Blame yourself..U can insult yourself to the core...She will be yours bro...I have tried...Goodluck bro... 2 Likes 1 Share |
Romance / Re: Help! My Girlfriend Pussy Stinks!! by AlexVercetti(m): 8:22am On Mar 27, 2018 |
It's very simple...Buy her FLAGYL 400mg..Yes..Just Flagyl...Trust me I know what I'm saying...Yes just common Flagyl..Trust me..Tell her to take it two times daily for 7days...U will come n thank me later..I am a Pharmacist 1 Like |
Celebrities / Re: Abasiodiong Eyo Inyang: Dethroned Teen Queen Apologises For Her Semi Nude Photos by AlexVercetti(m): 11:34pm On Jan 17, 2018 |
Ashawo |
Sports / Re: Russia 2018 World Cup: Meet The 32 Qualified Teams by AlexVercetti(m): 2:29pm On Nov 16, 2017 |
Abeg..They should give us Panama,Peru,Japan,etc 13 Likes |
Car Talk / Re: What Is The Maximum Speed You Have Ever Attained While Driving A Car? by AlexVercetti(m): 12:46pm On Oct 10, 2016 |
160km/h wit a Rav 4..Then didn't know I was at dat speed cuz of d AC,d road was free n it felt like I wasn't even speeding. .Wanted to reach 200 but didn't in d end..Fear of accident. .I now understand why people have accidents |
Romance / Funny Stories Of When You Were Caught Watching Porn by AlexVercetti(m): 9:59pm On Mar 23, 2016 |
I have no stories to tell...Nairalanders, pls share your stories |
Romance / Re: As a guy,what is your greatest Turn Off In A Lady. by AlexVercetti(m): 1:34am On Mar 13, 2016 |
For me, wen she is fat, doesn't speak English fluently, she replies some questions in a stupid way, she doesn't shave her armpit n "down there" , she has extra big ass, her lips way too big, she tries to form American accent...Major turn offs |
Jokes Etc / Re: Proof That Girls Have Always Loved Guys With 'cars' From Early Age [pic] by AlexVercetti(m): 11:12am On Mar 10, 2016 |
And its true...Wen I was in d uni, which gurl go even look at me, not to talk of saying Hi...But wen I finally had a jeep, strange gurls I don't even know were calling me, talking to me, flirting, etc...To d extent, dey even stop me while driving to know me better. ..I had mad fun till graduation. .I knew what dey wanted, I gave dem what dey wanted in "bed"...I have no regrets..I showed no mercy wen dey wanted things to go further. ..Cuz I knew its cuz of d ride that's why dey were wit me... |
Romance / Re: My Good Friend Has Slept With The Girl I Want To Marry, What Should I Do? by AlexVercetti(m): 10:59am On Mar 10, 2016 |
I can't believe u r still thinking about marrying her...If she can't stop opening her legs anyhow for strange men wen she's not urs, definitely she would do dat even in ur marriage..To me, a woman who sleeps around so easily is not worth it. ..For eg, She just met ur friend n sleep wit him within 1hr..Is dat person worth marrying? ...Use ur brain..There r many oda more awesome gurls everywhere |
Romance / Re: Do Virgin Men Still Exist?? by AlexVercetti(m): 6:53pm On Mar 09, 2016 |
yes..I'm 22 n still a virgin...WE PLENTY FOR NAIJA |
Education / Re: 7-Year-Old Son Demands Iphone From His Father, And His Father Demands This. by AlexVercetti(m): 10:59pm On Mar 04, 2016 |
Buy him what u promised..Do that n he'll love u more...That's how we were motivated at home..My dad wouldn't buy u any awesome tin at home unless u cum wit a good grade...He did dat truout my life n I'm glad where I am today..No bad grade for me. .As he did to me, so I would do to my children. .It really works. . |
Romance / Re: Most Awkward Place You Had Sex Before by AlexVercetti(m): 10:07am On Feb 13, 2016 |
inside my ride..Also standing sex under a tree in d nite.. |
Family / Re: What Are The Weirdest Things You've Seen Your Kids Do? by AlexVercetti(m): 9:44am On Feb 06, 2016 |
I remember wen I n my sis go 2 d market wit my mum wen we were lil, wenever she sees icecream n she wants one, she would ask d icecream seller to give her 1 n starts licking it immediately. .D seller den asks 4 payment n she would take d seller 2 my mum while she's busy n says mum will pay..Mum pays 4 wat she didn't plan 4 cuz she can't return opened icecream. . 6 Likes |
Family / Re: What Are The Weirdest Things You've Seen Your Kids Do? by AlexVercetti(m): 9:30am On Feb 06, 2016 |
FINgames:thank u sir |
Family / Re: What Are The Weirdest Things You've Seen Your Kids Do? by AlexVercetti(m): 9:12am On Feb 06, 2016 |
Wen I was a kid...Anytime I see a chicken, I throw stones at it for fun cuz dey usually dodge it in a funny way I liked..So one day, I did as usual n dis tym, d chicken climed a tree near my dad's car...As I threw d stone, it dodged it n d stone shattered my dad's windscreen..I was bout to run away wen neighbours caught me n held me...I was crying for them to leave me but dey didn't till Dad came back frm work...I thought he would beat d shit out of me...He didn't..we went home n told me neva to throw stones at chickens again after I told him wat happened 3 Likes 1 Share |
Nairaland / General / Re: Do You Have An Addiction? What Are You Addicted To? by AlexVercetti(m): 8:39pm On Jan 19, 2016 |
I'm addicted to movies n beautiful ladies pics..I have so many movies n pics n still acquire everyday |
Romance / Re: My Boyfriend Said Am Not A Wife Material, Plus Our Chat Pics by AlexVercetti(m): 12:38am On Dec 28, 2015 |
haba..I agree with ur man...Even if no b everything u fit do..At least, sweep, arrange n lay bed...That one no hard na... |
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