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Christianity EtcRe: Jesus Was A Drunkard. Yes, He Confessed. by AlfaSeltzer(op): 1:55pm On Dec 01, 2013
highyo: May God forgive you for you do not know what you are doing
and I pray since whatsoever I pray in the name of Jesus will be so
then I pray in Jesus name that the lord will arrest you the way he arrested paul and you will end up protecting the name of Jesus you are trying to mock, and you will end up in heaven and praise that Jesus for ever and ever in Jesus name
you've been doing this same prayer for weeks now. Is your god deaf or deliberately ignoring you?
Christianity EtcRe: Jesus Was A Drunkard. Yes, He Confessed. by AlfaSeltzer(op): 1:54pm On Dec 01, 2013
Graviton: now this is just plain silly.

..and I wonder if I can continue to tolerate your naivety. I will answer your question with an explanation

Imagine a man walking down the road and for some time he has been wearing a certain pair of shoes, now overtime, people begin to presume thats the only pair he owns.

Jesus is referring to the judgmental nature of humans; how they sometimes refer to shrubs as big trees.

If you still don't understand then I'm sorry the devil you referred to in your signature has indeed blinded not only your spiritual awareness but your academic faculties to the extent of not understanding a common plain English text.

You must have noticed you get a lot of views but very little comments on this thread, that might be because a lot of people are finding it rather disparaging to continually explain simple texts such as this to people like you.

Misinformation is the world's most undisclosed cause of death, many a time people drink drugs without reading prescriptions. I decided to comment as I felt I was also according someone the privilege accorded me and I felt you needed help as you were probably misinformed.

God help you, Dear brother...This is my last comment on this thread, a word is enough for the wise.

Cheers
Same old excuses. Even jesus tried that excuse but he already admitted to drunkeness.

Let me tell you a proper analogy. It's like a lazy man that says "I stay home and don't work they complain and call me lazy, my cousin here goes to work everyday but is still very poor, they call him foolish, But wisdom is proved right by her deeds.”

This statement while being true comparatively does not remove the fact that the man was lazy and was just trying to justify his laziness by pointing out that those that work are also mocked. That's what jesus was doing.
Christianity EtcRe: Jesus Was A Drunkard. Yes, He Confessed. by AlfaSeltzer(op): 12:48pm On Dec 01, 2013
Graviton: I have updated my post
Are you trying to say that jesus was wrong when he said this?

Luke 7:34

34 But I eat my food and drink my wine, and you say, ‘What a glutton Jesus is! And he drinks! And has the lowest sort of friends!’
Christianity EtcRe: Jesus Was A Drunkard. Yes, He Confessed. by AlfaSeltzer(op): 12:36pm On Dec 01, 2013
rooftech: you will soon need jesus ,before the end of this week .God bless you.
grin grin grin grin
why should I need a dead ogogoro drinker? you xtians are very funny indeed. ha!
Christianity EtcRe: Jesus Was A Drunkard. Yes, He Confessed. by AlfaSeltzer(op): 12:35pm On Dec 01, 2013
Graviton: I'm a christian and proud (read my signature) did you bother to read the preceding verses?. He was comparing himself to John, he stated that john did not eat because he was a vegetarian and he got criticized for it and now that the Son of man emerged he decided to do the exact opposite of John but people also condemned him.

In essence, all he is saying is "you can't please people, try to please God instead"
Doesn't change the fact that he was a drunkard. He said it himself. See the bolded on the op.
PoliticsRe: Obasanjo In Aba During The Nigerian Civil-War (Picture) by AlfaSeltzer(m): 12:22pm On Dec 01, 2013
ilugunboy: Oh well....thanks for the typo...I appreciate.

Explain how human conscience of feeding your enemies in war has ever work in any other war in history....or the provision of a land corridor.

If Ojukwu and his advisers have done a proper homework....they would have realized that a land lock region surrounded by potential enemies is NOT the one in a position to ever win a war....

That logistics nightmare is still much present today...don't count or take for granted Rivers or Akwa-Ibom generosity to give you that privilege.

Ibos should be the last ethnic group to believe in war to settle any conflict...your terrain just don't give you that pleasure.
When I hear relatives and offsprings of crying generals talk about war strategies, I can't help but laugh.
Christianity EtcRe: Jesus Was A Drunkard. Yes, He Confessed. by AlfaSeltzer(op): 12:18pm On Dec 01, 2013
Graviton: I can't remember Jesus being female, from your username it can easily be deduced that you are a Muslim trying to discredit Christianity. Get a life, man...Alfa indeed
You can't even understand your bible. No wonder you are a xtian. Lost school fees.
PoliticsRe: Obasanjo In Aba During The Nigerian Civil-War (Picture) by AlfaSeltzer(m): 12:14pm On Dec 01, 2013
[quote author=Son-Of-El]*mumu, for your info, they go together, you just wont get it. ....and pls, its 'quite' not 'quiet', go and read your pry6 english textbook.*[/quote]Amongst humans, yes. But animals have no conscience so don't expect it from them.
Christianity EtcRe: Religion Complaints Thread (sticky) by AlfaSeltzer(m): 11:10am On Dec 01, 2013
Ishi my love. You know, if you come under Alfa's protection, all these nonsense would stop. See texanomaly. She is under our protection and nobody dares any nonsense with her. Join us.
Christianity EtcRe: Jesus Was A Drunkard. Yes, He Confessed. by AlfaSeltzer(op): 11:03am On Dec 01, 2013
For all of you attacking me, the scripture bears me witness.
Christianity EtcRe: Jesus Was A Drunkard. Yes, He Confessed. by AlfaSeltzer(op): 11:02am On Dec 01, 2013
[quote author=mr.ceo63]Hahaha... op cirosly r u drunk... wat is a drink?
is water, wine dat has alcho, or wine dat dont v alcho, u should v read wel 2 knw y he made dat statement. nt jt bring out a single verse. he did confes anytn he ws sayn wat pple cal hm... read again pls nd dnt be mis guide by d devil. pple cn say wat u rnt dat dosnt mean u re...[/quote]The bolded in the op was jesus talking about himself.
Christianity EtcRe: . by AlfaSeltzer(m): 10:26am On Dec 01, 2013
fp tinz.
smh
PoliticsRe: Obasanjo In Aba During The Nigerian Civil-War (Picture) by AlfaSeltzer(m): 10:07am On Dec 01, 2013
[quote author=Son-Of-El]in other words, you fought d war without any human conscience in you....i said it, satans like u make this country a pariah state. Am outta here bozo.[/quote]That ought to teach us lesson next time. No mercy.
PoliticsRe: Obasanjo In Aba During The Nigerian Civil-War (Picture) by AlfaSeltzer(m): 10:06am On Dec 01, 2013
dayokanu: And what is killing other peoples leaders in their bed with their wives called?

I guess in your own world its called Thanksgiving and you were expecting flowers and thank you cards for killing other peoples leaders on their beds
Ewu n'ebe akwa
Kparanuma
Christianity EtcJesus Was A Drunkard. Yes, He Confessed. by AlfaSeltzer(op):
Matthew 11:19

19 The Son of Man came eating and drinking, and they say, ‘Here is a glutton and a drunkard, a friend of tax collectors and sinners.’ But wisdom is proved right by her deeds.”

The above passage is jesus trying to justify his lack of self-control when it comes to eating and drinking. It is a well established fact that jesus couldn't do without alcohol. There are many passages in the bible attesting to this. He even brought his own strong drink to a wedding. When he knew we was going to be arrested and probably killed for saying nonsense, he tried to institute a ministry of drunkenness by asking his disciples to always drink in his remembrance.

There are many things we don't know about jesus one of which is how he gets money to buy all this wine as he was jobless and homeless.
Christianity EtcRe: The Satanic Chatbox. Everybody Is Welcome by AlfaSeltzer(op): 9:26am On Dec 01, 2013
Satan, I hand this day over to you. Please come and take over. Be our guide and our protection. May our days be filled with more knowledge. Ramen.
Christianity EtcRe: A Discussion Between An Atheist Professor And His Student by AlfaSeltzer(m): 9:39pm On Nov 30, 2013
Nairaland GeneralRe: Banned For Asking A Question. by AlfaSeltzer(op): 8:56pm On Nov 30, 2013
^^^ grin grin grin
Christianity EtcRe: What Makes Chewing Gum During Service In Church Wrong? by AlfaSeltzer(m): 7:27pm On Nov 30, 2013
chigonye: During a job interview, would you chew gum?
During a job interview, would you pay tithe?
PoliticsRe: Politics Chat Room - "The Beer Parlour" by AlfaSeltzer(m): 5:56pm On Nov 30, 2013
Top in advance. 7 points cushion.
Top top gunners!
Christianity EtcRe: Religion Complaints Thread (sticky) by AlfaSeltzer(m): 11:58am On Nov 30, 2013
JeSoul please come back. All is forgiven.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Banned For Asking A Question. by AlfaSeltzer(op): 11:20am On Nov 30, 2013
[quote author=Mr•Olodo]It would be meaninfull if your ban was increased were like mine till 2106...


you the one who said God is powerless....
don't you know you,re abbusing the God of the christains.....



all because they spared you.... you abbuse christainity call God dog....



If you,re to abbuse allah saying molah.....
you can get banned for abbusing religion , or if you should abbuse Seun ...you would get banned also all because the moderators spared you to abbuse God ....



all because they spared you to say the God of the christains is powerless and he is a dog....

you think they would spare you again you,re now the one who is powerless....
undecided...
[/quote]a god that needs nairaland moderators is nothing but powerless. Even my dog has no such needs talkless of the one true doG.
Christianity EtcRe: Religion Complaints Thread (sticky) by AlfaSeltzer(m): 11:18am On Nov 30, 2013
Even HBG has joined in turning this thread to a chatbox. All fights against Satan are in vain. His prophecy always fulfills.
Christianity EtcRe: The Satanic Chatbox. Everybody Is Welcome by AlfaSeltzer(op): 10:58am On Nov 30, 2013
Logicboy03: Good morning y'all.


Satan is the dark prince (prince of darkness)
Logicboy is the dark knight.


CHECKMATE ALFA SELTZER!
Morning LB.
How's your butt this morning? Reading your posts up there, I can't help but imagine that the hurt was so deep. cheesy
Christianity EtcRe: Religion Complaints Thread (sticky) by AlfaSeltzer(m): 10:13pm On Nov 29, 2013
what? who banned texanomaly?
Christianity EtcRe: A Woman Looks For God In Her Husband. And This Is How God Wants It by AlfaSeltzer(m): 8:35pm On Nov 29, 2013
obadiah777: oh ye scoffer why do ye scoff cry
In the face of abject display of total lack of brain function from your disciple, one can only scoff.
Christianity EtcRe: A Woman Looks For God In Her Husband. And This Is How God Wants It by AlfaSeltzer(m): 8:33pm On Nov 29, 2013
doubleDx: I like this!!! The best way to answer a satanist is with the word of God that doesn't lie, that was how Jesus overcame his temptations!

The cunning liar will always look for a way to pervert the thoughts of Yahweh's elects but when confronted with the word of truth from the scriptures, he will flee grin
See this one reading the scripture backwards. Satan is the one that quoted the scriptures to doubting jesus. He only went away, wisely, when gay jesus asked him to get in from behind.
Christianity EtcRe: A Woman Looks For God In Her Husband. And This Is How God Wants It by AlfaSeltzer(m): 8:32pm On Nov 29, 2013
obadiah777: ecclesiastes 8 vs 11 Because sentence against an evil work is not executed speedily, therefore the heart of the sons of men is fully set in them to do evil. wink oh yeah you think you are just fine
The mark of powerless beings is that they always find excuses for their powerlessness. So yahweh is saying that he is omnipotently slow in comfronting me? Laughable.
Christianity EtcRe: The Satanic Chatbox. Everybody Is Welcome by AlfaSeltzer(op): 8:22pm On Nov 29, 2013
texanomaly: Alfa,
There is nothing you, or anyone else here can do or say, that will shake my faith in my Heavenly Father, and in His son Jesus Christ. He saved my life physically and spiritually. It is impossible for me to deny what I have seen and heard.
If you have started telling yourself this^^^, then it means you are worried enough to start reassuring yourself. That's how deconversion starts. The seeds of doubt have been sowed. We just have to let it mature.
Christianity EtcRe: The Satanic Chatbox. Everybody Is Welcome by AlfaSeltzer(op): 8:19pm On Nov 29, 2013
Logicboy03: Take your fake apology with you. It is no apology if you sincerely believe the offensive comment you wrote about me.


I didn't know that you were such an azz. Goodbye
I sense butthurt. cheesy

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