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ifeness: What if Jesus was actually a drunk and the bible was silent on that. He was drunk when he got caught that he became sober on the cross. Remember he shouted ...Father why have you forsaken me!!!!!!!!!!!

Actually, the bible wasn't silent on that: https://www.nairaland.com/1538306/jesus-drunkard-yes-he-confessed

I think poor Mary was very much relieved that wine has finished before his drunkard son drank himself into a stupor and start misbehaving. She went and told him that alcohol has finished so that he would go away and not bring embarrassment once more to the family. Instead he replied that his hour has not yet come. His drinking hour has not yet arrived! Happy hour. Free booze hour.
See how he speaks to his mother. Who in his right mind talks to his own mother like this: woman what does your concern have to do with me?
Mary was taken aback at the retort and to avoid a scene, she asked the servant to do whatever her son asks because she knows that it is chaos whenever things don't go his way.
What Mary didn't know was that his son came prepared, with his own booze.

break-up, break-up

bisi16: Comments of a lame president.. What has "fear of God" got to do wit dis? Mtcheww

Na naija we dey now. Mentioning god gives you the upper hand in any argument.

[quote author=ndu_chucks]Don't be too sure about that. You'll be surprised when both Buhari and GEJ refuse to contest in 2015. Either way, providence is on the side of Nigeria and Nigerians, millions of us are praying for devine intervention while working very hard to make the country better. Insha Allah, our prayers will be answered and those who do not wish the country well will be shamed.[/quote]Was your great grand father a nigerian?

mods should remove this thread. if this trend continues I may start wishing birthdays daily to hell's angels. https://www.nairaland.com/1539048/happy-birthday-divepen#19928803

The mod should do the needful and remove this thread.

Saopedro: Get a life bro... *am sorry to say this* - Why displaying your level of foolishness on a public forum like this??
N.B: even, no real muslim will be saying all these rubbish

When my life reaches so low that I start worshiping a dead drunkard, I'll seriously consider ending it.

texanomaly: You are soooo right. The bolded made me think of this story. I'm not sure of it's origin. There is another story, where home is replaced by man.


A little boy who came up to his father. Dad had just come home from work and he was tired. Little Johnny approached Dad and said, “Daddy, tell me a story,” as he tugged his dad’s pant leg.

But you know and I know what we sometimes tell little Johnny. Dad said, “Johnny, you run on for a little while, and after I have read the sports page you come back and then I’ll tell you a story.”

You don’t get rid of little Johnny that way. He tugged again. “Daddy, tell me a story now.”

Dad looked down at Johnny and wondered what in the world he could do to shake him just for a few minutes. Then he looked on the end table and there was a magazine, and he had an idea. On the front cover of the magazine was a picture of the world. He tore the cover off that magazine and shredded it in about sixteen pieces. He handed it to little Johnny and said, “Johnny, let’s play a game. You take these pieces and go in the other room and get the tape and you put this world together, and when you have put it together properly, then I will tell you a story.”

Johnny accepted the challenge, and off he ran, and Dad settled back very pleased with himself. He knew that he could now read the sports page. But only a moment had passed, and here was Johnny again tugging at his pant leg.

“Daddy,” said Johnny, “I have put it together.”

Dad looked down and saw those sixteen pieces, each one in its proper place. He felt that he had a genius in the household. He turned to his little boy, and said, “John, my boy, how in the world did you do it?”

Johnny sort of ducked his head and replied, “Well, it wasn’t too hard, Dad. Turn the picture of the world over.”

And as Dad turned the magazine cover over, Johnny said, “You see, on the back of the cover is the picture of a home. I just put the home together, and the world took care of itself.”

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Zet72: He should bring on the war fast fast,who is afraid of war? ...smelly aboki

The war is already here, but they just mouth off ignorantly. Ihejirika is slowly decimating them. GEJ is slowing planning the divide. This country is finished.

"I can tell you today that there are more agitators in the South-west, for power shift to the North, than there are in the North.

Slave tribe. Everybody knows about them. Tufiakwa. What a reputation.

truefact: And the people who instigated the Igbo to go to war were Lagosians. When they took up the challenge, these people withdrew from them.

Betrayal tribe. Everybody knows about them. Tufiakwa. What a reputation.

As soon as he saw a jar of wine, he said "I'm thirsty". Unluckily for him the wine has gone sour. This is a man on point of death!
If this is not alcohol addiction, I don't know what is.

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Even when the guy was at the point of death, his alcoholism wouldn't let him be. He was hanging on the cross and still begging for more wine.

John 19:28-30

28 Later, knowing that everything had now been finished, and so that Scripture would be fulfilled, Jesus said, ‘I am thirsty.’ 29 A jar of wine vinegar was there, so they soaked a sponge in it, put the sponge on a stalk of the hyssop plant, and lifted it to Jesus’ lips. 30 When he had received the drink, Jesus said, ‘It is finished.’ With that, he bowed his head and gave up his spirit.

Imagine! The last thing your god tasted before he died was wine. Sour wine! Addicts will drink anything.

Jesus: Because I drink wine, they call me a drunkard.
Christians: No master, you didn't drink wine. Those calling you a drunkard are liars.
Jesus: . Anyway, when I die remember to drink wine to remember me.
Christians: We will, master. Anything you say we will do.

lirusehn: serious! Confusion has eaten deep in2 u. U niru get a life bro

A life like yours? No, thanks.

sandijey: Don't mind the frustrated he-goat! Deal wiv the issue at hand! If u disagree fine! Must u use the word "my type" u don't no me! So don't come here talking nonsense. If not that u are ill-cultured, how do u take a swipe at a woman? See so much venom spilling from ur guts like u no me! Abeg stay on ur lane! Am not nice.....

butthurt.

Ishilove: Blasphemy

The scripture is my witness.

nkwachiabel: you're just a foooool OP. Its ur Mohammed that's a drunkard. What do u think u knw abt the bible How abt ur Koran

Mo was not a drunkard. He was a pedofile.

ilugunboy: Hhehehehehehehehe....you love conjectural craps you weaves it to your delight..and am sure you don't actually believe yourself either.

Abiola stood against Abacha and foreign powers and insisted on what he believed in...dying in the process...that is bravery!

Your Eze 419 wuruwuru led gullible millions to death....asking and urging them to fight with the last drop of their blood....and when it was time for him to shed a pint of blood...he took off.

If you don't see cowardice in that...then your have a warped definition of the word.

The bolded is funny. Bravery in kirikiri. Yoruba people sef.

dayokanu: Fleeing from warfront is the worst act of cowardice known to man. If your own father in law called you a coward then you should bow your head in shame and never talk where men are talking

Is that the lie they fed you? Fleeing from warfront? Whatever.

Our leader was betrayed. He was on a state visit when his second in command surrendered. He stayed in exile until Shagari begged him to come back.
That's official.
Anythings else you say is pure conjecture.

What is also official was that a yoruba general, Adisa, surrendered to biafran schoolboys in Onitsha instead of fighting.

ilugunboy: But I've seen where relatives and children of the greatest coward that ever worked the earth mentioned bravery..

The cowardly act of those generals didn't lead to the death of millions of innocent and hapless women and kids...but the cowardly act of a run-away commander abandoning his troops did..

We can do this shytee whole day..

See who is calling somebody else coward. Laughable people.
We at least don't sell out our people. We live to fight again instead of surrendering to the enemy at the slightest whim.
If it were your tribesman, you would have gone and brought him him back and handed him over to hausa-fulani. Oh, you did that to Abiola. It must really be depressing waking up everyday and realising that one has a betrayal gene inside of oneself.

dayokanu: I wonder why this humane behaviour of Ibos they are chorusing here was not extended to the politicians killed in their bed nor their wives who were killed in cold blood

You can whine from now till tomorrow

kpee, kpee.