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[size=14pt]Lord have mercy![/size] https://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/69925000/jpg/_69925146_69925143.jpg |
Deuteronomy 23:2 2 A bastard shall not enter into the congregation of the Lord; even to his tenth generation shall he not enter into the congregation of the Lord. |
RationalDude: Considering the fact that he has been touted as the father of all liars, i doubt that.He has never lied. Those are accusations without proof. |
Satan, Prince of Darkness, Eternal King! I am yours. Nothing can take me away from you, as I have been yours since my beginning. I embrace who I am, as you made me. I will live my life fully, as life is a gift. I will accomplish what has been bestowed upon me by you. And when it is time, I will accept the death of this body, to go home to you, Lord Satan. I do not fear, as you have taught me to be strong. I have courage, as your essence is within me. I cannot be stagnant, for each day I walk with you. Thank you, Satan, for being everything you are. |
Yummy, yummy. Malachi 2:3 3 “Because of you I will rebuke your descendants; I will smear on your faces the dung from your festival sacrifices, and you will be carried off with it. |
quivah: Alfa!!!!Why is my own Master a joke? Is Jesus a joke? |
obadiah777: And all banned IDs have been released sire. hope you got the emails. all 20 of your IDs have been releasedI have more ids than I require. That's not the point. It's that mod and his threats. He needs to be stopped. He should mind his own section and let us be. |
Satan, Lucifer, Melek Taus! I honour your symbol and your image; they remind me of you. Teach me of the hidden things, for I trust in you. Let me feel thy presence every moment, as I cannot get enough of you, Precious One. Your light burns within my heart. Your darkness embraces my soul. With you I can do anything. I behold your majesty. Ave Satana! |
Divepen: Alfa you wrote the answer along with your post...if i am everybody here i will just ignore you but im not everybody...There was no question. |
[size=18pt]Complaint.[/size] [size=16pt]I wish that our mods bring this complaint directly to Seun.[/size] I want to complain about a member called mynd 44 who has been stalking and threatening me on this section. It is my understanding that this person is a moderator on another section of this forum and as such, a higher standard of conduct is expected from him. Instead, he has been putting discord amongst the peaceful members of this section. He ill-advised and intimidated obadiah777 into banning me when no rule was broken and later boasted that he could get me banned whenever he wants. Yesterday, he threatened me again with a ban. Here: [quote author=Mynd_44]Actually you ain't that smart; turning this on you and getting you banned won't take me more than 3 posts [/quote]https://www.nairaland.com/1114515/christian-chatbox/230His conduct on this section is severally in violation of Nairaland rules 2, 3, and 8. |
joel lala: Boring post!!!! Post something new abegMalachi 2:2 2 If ye will not hear, and if ye will not lay it to heart, to give glory unto my name, saith the Lord of hosts, I will even send a curse upon you, and I will curse your blessings: yea, I have cursed them already, because ye do not lay it to heart. |
striktlymi: I am privy to what he meant. I am sure it's not what you think.I am sure of what I saw. Seun holds the key to his staying or quitting. All those balderash about god counsel is just empty xtian posturing. |
striktlymi: I agree with you but still that can mean something else from: 'the counsel was about his work of evangelism on nairaland' to 'his leaving nairaland'. We can't tell for sure. All we can do is make assumptions.When he said "ask seun", what do you think he meant? |
striktlymi: Time is good for me. Check my previous post.Registered as NL-alfa. 7pm then. Get ready for some chess ass-whipping. |
striktlymi: Now tell me the following phrases are the same:No. They are not. That's not the point because firstly nobody said the second phrase and secondly the first phrase is clear enough on its own. Maybe Ajibam should rather explain himself instead of hiding. When someone says, "I have decided to leave this place after taking counsel from god", I think every reasonable person knows exactly what that person means. |
RationalDude: errm, satan, dudee, you know you could have left earthlings out of your silly power games with yahweh. Why didn't you fall down on mars or any other deserted planet? Now, yahweh, your nemesis, has threatened to torture us along with you. If I don't make heaven, hell will be unpleasant for you!!!!He hears you and wants you to know that none of these is His fault. Hell is a sweet place and you'll love it. |
God is good. Deuteronomy 13:16 16 Then you must pile all the plunder in the middle of the open square and burn it. Burn the entire town as a burnt offering to the Lord your God. That town must remain a ruin forever; it may never be rebuilt. |
striktlymi: Let's put things in proper perspective here. The bold is you reading meaning into what Aji said. I believe his comment was:You just sound like you have comprehension problems. Abijam said he was quiting after seeking the counsel of god. The same abijam then stayed after counsel from Seun. Who do you think he listened to? Please be logical or is that really too much for xtians? |
Logicboy03: Where is UJ Sizzle nah?She is in the xtian chatbox asking people to ignore the word of god. |
Ajibam, if I understand you well, god asked you to quit but Seun asked you to stay. And you made your choice. mmmmh. |
Logicboy03: Can a trolling mod be banned?Satan recognises you and wishes you success in your endeavours. |
yetseyi: alfa pls wat exactly are you trying to doSharing the word of god with my brethren. Anything wrong with that? |
Ajibam: Ask seunI asked you. Wetin concern Seun with your statement? Is Seun your god? Remember what the scripture says about having two masters. Who dictates your life? Seun or god? |
striktlymi: A lot man! A lot!!Wuruwuru tinz. |
striktlymi: That's stale news.So what happened? What did I miss? |
Ajibam: I banned you for hours...just a warning!!Ajibam, what happenned to Ajibam: Am leaving this place soon self.. |
god talks 1 Samuel 15:3 3 Now go, attack the Amalekites and totally destroy[a] all that belongs to them. Do not spare them; put to death men and women, children and infants, cattle and sheep, camels and donkeys. |
Ajibam: That's true bro...That's the beauty of the book. |
Remember, once you make a commitment to Satan, you enter a new life. The past is dead. Don't dwell on your former experiences with past teachings and religions. Forget them. Satan accepts you; he understands. Some people feel because they come from a xtian background, or were involved in activities where they blasphemed Satan, he is angry with them. The most important point here is with Satan, we realize our past error and come to him of our own free will, free from coercion. We renounce our past, the enemy god and everything connected with him. We renew our lives through Satan. The past is dead- PERIOD. |
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Special zero is at it again. |
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