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Christianity EtcRe: The Satanic Chatbox. Everybody Is Welcome by AlfaSeltzer(op): 8:22am On Sep 23, 2013
Ajibam: yea...God already has mercy on you,that's why you are alive
No. I am under the protection of His Majesty, Lord Lucifer.
Christianity EtcRe: The Satanic Chatbox. Everybody Is Welcome by AlfaSeltzer(op): 7:47am On Sep 23, 2013
I would have loved to see what the hidden posts above said.
Probably christians showcasing their true nature.
Christianity EtcRe: The Satanic Chatbox. Everybody Is Welcome by AlfaSeltzer(op): 7:44am On Sep 23, 2013
Ajibam: you can help me with that
You want me to help you use google?

Lord have mercy!
Christianity EtcRe: The Satanic Chatbox. Everybody Is Welcome by AlfaSeltzer(op): 9:26pm On Sep 22, 2013
When Satan talks, god hides.
Christianity EtcRe: The Satanic Chatbox. Everybody Is Welcome by AlfaSeltzer(op): 8:59pm On Sep 22, 2013
Long for the darkness of night... to enter into the cavern of the unseen... to feel the essence, the melancholia, the mysteries, the deepest of wisdom, the primordial power, and everything that is... Satan.
Christianity EtcRe: Religion Complaints Thread (sticky) by AlfaSeltzer(m): 6:43pm On Sep 22, 2013
Obinoscopy: Ok thanks.
Am I ever going to get a response?
Christianity EtcRe: The Satanic Chatbox. Everybody Is Welcome by AlfaSeltzer(op): 6:41pm On Sep 22, 2013
"I rest my hand on your shoulder and tell you to move forward.
You have been stagnant for too long.
Don't think that time is to waste,
with your pithy antics that have lead you nowhere.
I have chosen you to make a difference;
to cause a change in this world that no one has ever seen.
Do you believe that I have chosen wrongly?
If you do, step down from the pedestal you have created and prepare for my next move.
For I am the one who gives and takes away,
and causes the stars to fall from the sky.
Don't ask questions as if you didn't know the answer.
I have already revealed to you my true nature;
accept it or not.
I will not change, unless it is I who Wills it so.
For I am the one who had a conscience first.
I am the one who asked the first question.
I am the primordial force who is feared by many.
But you, you embrace what I am, and for that you are mine.
Time has come for you to act,
and do the work that I have given you."


I will Master. I will my Lord.
Christianity EtcRe: The Satanic Chatbox. Everybody Is Welcome by AlfaSeltzer(op): 6:31pm On Sep 22, 2013
Ajibam: jesus
Bro.
I just ignore that,he said jizz-us,, I don't know the meaning of thatgrin...
hope you and the family are doing fine?
google is your satanic friend.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester City Vs Manchester United (4 - 1) On 22nd September 2013 by AlfaSeltzer(m): 5:08pm On Sep 22, 2013
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Christianity EtcRe: The Satanic Chatbox. Everybody Is Welcome by AlfaSeltzer(op): 4:49pm On Sep 22, 2013
RationalDude: Why must you always answer for Luciferus Von Satanus? Is he too much of a sissy to respond for himself? Hey minion, take me to your master, I like to deal with the real thing.
You may need to change the disc.
Christianity EtcRe: The Satanic Chatbox. Everybody Is Welcome by AlfaSeltzer(op): 4:48pm On Sep 22, 2013
Ajibam: haa.. don't mention the crucified one. you are shaking the kingdom of Satan with that oooo.. by the mention if his name all knees shall bow
I can confirm that they are on their knees when they shout "Jizz-Us".
Christianity EtcRe: The Satanic Chatbox. Everybody Is Welcome by AlfaSeltzer(op): 4:01pm On Sep 22, 2013
RationalDude: Hey, Satan, dude, what's up with you? So, when are you preparing for your renewed attack against the host of heaven? I got something I wanna teach you that is if you are humble enough to admit that I'm a better tactician than you are.
If it's similar tactics to that of the crucified one, then we don't have much to worry about.
Christianity EtcRe: The Satanic Chatbox. Everybody Is Welcome by AlfaSeltzer(op): 3:35pm On Sep 22, 2013
joel lala: Tell US how Satan has delivered his people in ancient times...or you guys don't have a single tale to tell US in your satanic books...what a shame..cheesy
We are no tales-by-the-moonlight story tellers.
Christianity EtcRe: The Satanic Chatbox. Everybody Is Welcome by AlfaSeltzer(op): 3:28pm On Sep 22, 2013
texanomaly: Good morning Alfa

Happy Sunday

God bless you wink
Satan loves you more than you think.
Christianity EtcRe: The Satanic Chatbox. Everybody Is Welcome by AlfaSeltzer(op): 12:37pm On Sep 22, 2013
Divepen: What a haven of death this is ....Alfa i lift my voice to God for you that as you read this , that he remove you from every bondage of the devil in Jesus name and that the Holyghost begin to perform wonders so near you that you will be forced to backdown ...and stop worshiping satan IN JESUS NAME
I think your god may have gone a bit deaf. Shout louder.
Christianity EtcRe: The Satanic Chatbox. Everybody Is Welcome by AlfaSeltzer(op): 11:48am On Sep 22, 2013
joel lala: show us how..you cant even maintain a thread without mentioning God or jesus..what a weak master you have...abeg tell us a story from your book of how satan delivered his own..*grabs popcorn and soda*
You guys need us.

https://www.nairaland.com/1448837/satan-disappears-then-god-useless
Christianity EtcRe: The Satanic Chatbox. Everybody Is Welcome by AlfaSeltzer(op): 11:41am On Sep 22, 2013
Christianity EtcRe: The Satanic Chatbox. Everybody Is Welcome by AlfaSeltzer(op): 9:53am On Sep 22, 2013
joel lala: Guy pipe down and stop getting worked up for nothing..i simply told you the truth..Also i didnt tell you how to worship your master rather i told you to stop dragging God/yahweh/jesus etc here..let us see how you worship your master and also share with us how satan delivered his own people from their enemies in your satanic book..let us see what he can do and plans to save mankind from your book of satan..NOTE- any master that depends on another master to survive aint no master..
Tell the bolded to yahweh.
Christianity EtcRe: American Pastor Arrested For Allegedly Rǟping 20 Women by AlfaSeltzer(m): 8:53am On Sep 22, 2013
Delafruita: in the same vein,the existence of fake muslims aka bokoharam indicates the presence of real muslims which in turn means christianity is a fallacy
And in the same vein, the existence of fake harlots indicates the presence of real harlots which makes ya all fakes.
Christianity EtcRe: What's Wrong With Sitting At The Back During A Church Service by AlfaSeltzer(m): 8:51am On Sep 22, 2013
If you stopped going to church, no fellow human would usher you and tell you where to sit. Are you a slave?
Christianity EtcRe: The Satanic Chatbox. Everybody Is Welcome by AlfaSeltzer(op): 8:48am On Sep 22, 2013
joel lala: I dont think i mentioned that satan is the father of all lies here(although we all know he is) but what am saying is Alfa should stop dragging God/yaweh/jesus here..he should focus solely on satan or cant his master exist without God?
It is your master who can't exist without mine.
Christianity EtcRe: American Pastor Arrested For Allegedly Rǟping 20 Women by AlfaSeltzer(m): 8:21am On Sep 22, 2013
Now watch them blame Satan.
Christianity EtcRe: The Satanic Chatbox. Everybody Is Welcome by AlfaSeltzer(op): 7:59am On Sep 22, 2013
joel lala: I didnt want to comment in this thread until i saw that the main aim of creating this thread was defeated from scratch.

@Alfa, please stop talking about jesus or yahweh or anything that has to do with christainity here...i expected you to tell us stories about your master from your satanic book and how it helped mankind just like how the christains and muslims do..tell us what he did positively for mankind and his plans nw..stop rigmarolling with the christain God /jesus here and saying all sorts of attrocities about him..or cant your satan master do without God because you simply cant say much about your master but can say more than a handful about God.
You now want to tell me how I should worship my Master? Who tha faq do ya think you are?
Christianity EtcRe: The Satanic Chatbox. Everybody Is Welcome by AlfaSeltzer(op): 11:01pm On Sep 21, 2013
nnofaith: greetings to the evil one

hope that was appropriate?
don't greet yahweh here please.
Christianity EtcRe: Religion Complaints Thread (sticky) by AlfaSeltzer(m): 8:50pm On Sep 21, 2013
Obinoscopy: You've not replied my request.
Sorry, I missed your first reply.

The hidden posts are my posts on these pages:
https://www.nairaland.com/1114515/christian-chatbox-sticky/231
https://www.nairaland.com/1114515/christian-chatbox-sticky/232
https://www.nairaland.com/1114515/christian-chatbox-sticky/233

They are just bible quotes but other bible quotes on that thread by other posters are not hidden.
Christianity EtcRe: The Satanic Chatbox. Everybody Is Welcome by AlfaSeltzer(op): 8:44pm On Sep 21, 2013
Satan loves you. Reject the foolish nazarene.
Christianity EtcRe: The Satanic Chatbox. Everybody Is Welcome by AlfaSeltzer(op): 6:30pm On Sep 21, 2013
Mr Troll: Nice work here Alfa. Since the thread was not stickied, you have taken it upon yourself to maintain it on the first page. You de try. . .
There is like an Invisible Powerful Force keeping this thread alive, unlike that of the xtians that need humans to stick is on 1st page.
Christianity EtcRe: Religion Complaints Thread (sticky) by AlfaSeltzer(m): 6:25pm On Sep 21, 2013
Would still be good if I am told by the admin or super mods why I am not allowed to post the same things others are allowed to post.
Christianity EtcRe: The Satanic Chatbox. Everybody Is Welcome by AlfaSeltzer(op): 3:45pm On Sep 21, 2013
Ray McBlue: OMG!! You are so on point!!

But that is so true! So J-man really was gay!?shocked shocked
He was telling them that correct path is the narrow path.

Then he told Thomas to put his finger inside his holes.

The signs are there. Many. Sounds too gay.
Christianity EtcRe: The Satanic Chatbox. Everybody Is Welcome by AlfaSeltzer(op): 3:44pm On Sep 21, 2013
RationalDude: Get thee behind me satan........ Um....... On a second note.......... Stand in front of me where i can clearly see you so that you don't try anything funny behind me.
You still wondering why Jizz-Us wanted Satan behind him. I guess he likes them big and Peter had a small one.
Christianity EtcRe: The Satanic Chatbox. Everybody Is Welcome by AlfaSeltzer(op): 3:37pm On Sep 21, 2013
Ray McBlue: You mean the perpetual long hair and effeminate flowing gowns he favoured? Yeah...you may be right.
Plus being surrounded by men all the time. Telling them he will make them "fishers of men".
Christianity EtcRe: The Satanic Chatbox. Everybody Is Welcome by AlfaSeltzer(op): 3:34pm On Sep 21, 2013
Ray McBlue: Hmmn...you may have a point there, in fact a deep one. Maybe J-man is gay...
The sings are there, if you look closer.

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