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O Mighty Lord Satan, by whom all things are set free, I cast myself utterly into thine arms and place myself unreservedly under thy all powerful protection. Comfort me and deliver me from all of the hindrances and snares of those who wish to harm me, both seen and unseen.
Visit justice and vengeance upon those who seek my destruction. Render them powerless and devastated. Direct their malice to return upon them tenfold and to destroy them who would resent my being.
Fill my soul with thy infernal power, strengthen me, that I may persevere in my service, and act as an agent of thy works and a vessel of thy will.
This I ask in your name, almighty and ineffable Lord Satan who liveth and reigneth forevermore.
Ave Satanas

Muskeeto, that was for siding with the xtians. No mercy.

striktlymi: I am there now. Click on live game. I am there now, hopefully we can get to play the timed game from there.

Alfa why did you log off?

LB still scared?

I'm still there and it says "No friends are currently in Live Chess."

What am I doing wrong?

Uyi Iredia: @ Alfa Seltzer: They apply but we know full well rules have grey areas. It so happens yours had an intent to cause commotion. If you want I can cast and bind Satan on your chatbox. In any case, it is to the mods credit your chatbox is allowed. Satanism is offensive to Christianity.

@ logicboy: Do what.

They don't. Thay have intent to instruct.

Ihedinobi: Is that right? What again do we call insanity? Would a sane person be offended by a mere greeting? I say hi to someone I'm seeing for the first time in the day and they take offence and you say, "oh that's ok, anything can offend anyone", not "oh boy, there's some'n wrong with that dude". Right.


Any? Please misrepresent and misinterpret the John 3:16 you were on about earlier.


Who is that section reserved for, buddy? And if you attack me and I kill you in a fight, it's as much your fault as mine, no? That's why I won't be punished for murder.


You see, you would have given me difficulty if you actually had tried to only post from the KJV or other recognized mainstream Christian version and made no comments to anyone about the posts. But you're Alfa, you can rein in your hate for Christ only so far so you had to help me destroy your efforts there by laughing at two Christians who disagreed over your activities, posting from the Queen James (?) Version or whatever, and right here misrepresenting the Bible again - God told someone to bake and eat human dung? Wow, what version is that, Duke Alfa Version?

Fib again, please. Swear again that you didn't intend to provoke the Christians on that thread.


Oh, you sure as heck did, my friend. And even if HBG meant to punish you by hiding them, it was a good strategic move to maintain the sanity and sanctity of that thread. Shouldn't you be thinking up a new scheme to attack that thread already? This one tanked!

All these bla bla and twisting just because you can't stand quoted from your sacred book.
Let me dismantle you one by one. If you say good morning and that person takes offense, then YES!, there's something wrong with that person. You get it? There's something wrong with people taking offense when no offense has been intended expecially if the action was one of repeating sacred words (like good morning) to the person feigning offense.

John 3:16 already misrepresents itself and doesn't need me. It makes no sense at all.

And if you take salutation for an attack, then you have a problem.

Here you go again showing your ignorance of the scriptures. The King James version said to bake cake with sh.it. Here:

Ezekiel 4:12

King James Version (KJV)

12 And thou shalt eat it as barley cakes, and thou shalt bake it with dung that cometh out of man, in their sight.

http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Ezekiel+4%3A12&version=KJV

Ishilove:

You don't need to understand. Just follow and I will lead.

Divepen: oga wetin i do you

Nothing o!

I was going to provide you guys with some words of your god to meditate on but it seems like the mods don't like such activities here any more. I am running a single man campaign to be able to quote the scriptures here. Please help.

Ihedinobi: Point is...?

Point is if rules don't stop you from handling fires, you shouldn't be punished if you handle fires.

Logicboy03:

me too.

striktlymi: ...and Ihe gets another point.

No he didn't. He just made a false accusation. I didn't comment on those posts.

Logicboy03: What kind of bullsheit is that?

Just asking for my thread to be stickied caused an argument that ended up in Mmc chastising Jesoul. Does that mean that asking for a thread to be stickied is against the rules?

It is in stricktly's narrow-minded world.

Ihedinobi: This guy is hilarious Have you ever seen contents of any post that are themselves trolling? Trolling is what you do when you bait people like you did the Christians on their chatbox with comments that engender arguments or e-fighting. So you see, the verses themselves are guiltless, you're not.

I didn't comment. I just posted bible verses. You see your false accusations. Are you saying that I am not allowed to post bible verses? Why single me out for discrimination?

striktlymi: He provoked an argument.

What we are doing here is an argument that should have been done in the chatbox but because it is not allowed, Ihe brought the matter here instead.

LB this is quite simple, if you can't understand where Ihe is coming from then don't come here to complain when Christians come to do 'door to door' evangelism in 'your' thread.

The bolded is argument from ignorance.

HBG wanted us to hide and discuss this on the chat thread last night. I brought the discussion back here so that more people, especially non-christians can see her sense of moderation.

striktlymi: You did provoke an argument...

pro·voke
/prəˈvōk/
Verb
Stimulate or give rise to (a reaction or emotion, typically a strong or unwelcome one) in someone.
Stimulate or incite (someone) to do or feel something, esp. by arousing anger in them.

Like Ihe has already demonstrated, the verses you presented are subject to misrepresentations and misinterpretation if they do not come with the appropriate contextual meaning.

If a Christian who wants to learn put up those verses, other members would have taken the time to explain and provide the much needed guidance; but in your case, only an argument can ensue and you know it.

The fact that some members chose to ignore your post does not in anyway mitigate your intent to provoke. I believe there was this member (can't recall his id now) that specifically told you that he can't ignore.

You broke the rule(s) Alfa and your post was deservedly hidden.

Firstly, anything can provoke anybody even seemenly harmless things. That's why communities have rules that bind everyone.
Secondly, any biblical verse is subject to misrepresentations and misinterpretation. Why discriminate against mine?
Thirdly, that section is not reserved for only christian who wants to learn. Their potentially law-breaking reaction to my lawful quotes is their problem.
Fourth, I had no intent to provoke. My only intent is to show more knowledge. You may have noticed the suprised some of them expressed when I showed the passage where their god told them to bake and eat human sh.it. Spreading knowledge is good no matter what you accuse me of. Some ignore, some don't. But that's their decision which can in no way implicates me.
Lastly, I broke no rule and those posts were unjustly hidden.

Ihedinobi: Depends who's reading and who's quoting. After all, fire saves lives just as well as it destroys them. Depends who's handling it, no?

That's why rules exist on who should handle certain fires.

RationalDude: Do you think you can defend the indefensible? The bible is always right and it is written that your lord and master will soon be cooling his heels in red hot larvae along with you and every other human that refuses the pointless sacrifice of Jesus.

I see what you did there. You are one of us. Greetings.

Ihedinobi: You didn't? Another brazen fibber!

Please answer. Are those verses I posted trolling?

Two pages to say "good morning" to each other

striktlymi: Christian chat thread, Christian rules...I believe LB knows a bit about this too.

Rules by which I fully abided.

striktlymi: I guess you missed Ihe's post too or read it the way LB did.

No, I didn't. He has yet to demonstrate how quoting bible verses equals trolling.

Uyi Iredia: Intention to break the peace that's why. We all know Satan is a troll

So biblical passages destroy peace?

striktlymi: But Ihe has demonstrated that Alfa broke at least one rule: "provoke an argument" which the thread is not meant for.

No he hasn't because I didn't provoke any argument.

I ask again, why am I deemed responsible for the reaction of christians to the verses in their book?

[quote author=uj_sizzle]I love you Alfa, but God loves you more. He can put an everlasting smiley ( ) emoticon on your posts [/quote]Don't let Ishilove catch you.

Ihedinobi: Nonsense

Hiding Alfa's posts serve better than those two because it eliminates the.provocation to argument that they offer.

Besides, "in Internet slang, a *troll* (/ˈtroʊl/, /ˈtrɒl/) is a person who sows discord on the Internet by starting arguments or upsetting people,[1] by posting inflammatory,[2]extraneous, or off-topic messages in an online community (such as a forum, chat room, or blog) either accidentally[3][4] or with the deliberate intent of provoking readers into an emotional response[5] or of otherwise disrupting normal on-topic discussion", according to Wikipedia. I could post some other colorful definitions like Urban Dictionary's to get my point across but this'll have to do

I dare you to start an argument with me about whether his posts were inflammatory, extraneous or off-topic

Except I didn't do any of those.

Please when has the words of your god become trolling?

Uyi Iredia: Then I will quote 'very wise' statements from the likes of Dawkins, throw in some by deists for fairness, and I will fully expect Christians to do the same on the non-Christian chatbox thread. And also a similar behaviour on the Stanist chatbox. But hey, we all know that's what Alfa Seltzer wants right ! Commotion ! *sings Naeto C's 'The Devil Is A Liar'* HBG carry go !

Can we then safely say that Nairaland rules do not apply to the religion section?

striktlymi: If you provide the appropriate contexts (which by the way is Christian) your master would be very unhappy with you.

Why have a "chat" thread if there is a fixed context?

striktlymi: The posts were the result of 'trolling' so hiding them was quite appropriate. My only ish would come if they were hidden before telling you the reason(s) for the action.

Calling posting of biblical passages trolling may not go down well with some of your fellow xtians.

"I am Courage.
I am Strength.
In the midst of the great clashes in time, I stood strong.
Emulate me;
for you are mine.
There is no need to bow down before those who oppress you;
by so doing, you give them your power.
Oppose stagnancy, oppose guilt, oppose conformity;
for it is I who said in the beginning, "I will ascend."
Rise with me.
Let anxiety, fear, and all hindrances flow out of you;
trample them, so they no longer hold you back.
Take hold of the fire.
Do what you never thought you were able,
and with pride say, "I am a Satanist."

I will Lord, I will.

Logicboy03: Wait, so Alfa's crime is that he didnt provide context for the scriptures?


Is Alfa preaching to non christians or children? You need context? You dont know the bible? Bwahaha

I promise to provide context if they require one but will need assurances that I am allowed to do so.

Ihedinobi: Alfa trolled by quoting Bible verses that ordinarily require context to be true to Christian beliefs again and again with no intention to let up. If a Christian on that thread chose to respond, he would have had to bring in context and explain how those parts of the Bible did not mean what they seemed to mean standing alone. That would have led to filling a chat thread with arguments defending the Christian God, something that the rules clearly prohibited.

To summarise this paragraph, "alfa wasn't breaking any rules but we christians can't express ourselves without breaking rules. So in our infinite xtian wisdom, let's hide alfa's posts".

[quote author=angelofpeace.co]The guy asked a very simple question and wanted to know more, instead of keeping quite if u don't know u r busy asking a JAMB question. Are u a learner?[/quote]The answer will depend on his beliefs or lack of.

[quote author=uj_sizzle]Psalm 46
1: God is our refuge and strength, a very present help in trouble.
2: Therefore will not we fear, though the earth be removed, and though the mountains be carried into the midst of the sea;
3: Though the waters thereof roar and be troubled, though the mountains shake with the swelling thereof.
4: There is a river, the streams whereof shall make glad the city of God, the holy place of the tabernacles of the most High.
5: God is in the midst of her; she shall not be moved: God shall help her, and that right early.
6: The heathen raged, the kingdoms were moved: he uttered his voice, the earth melted.
7: The LORD of hosts is with us; the God of Jacob is our refuge.
8: Come, behold the works of the LORD, what desolations he hath made in the earth.
9: He maketh wars to cease unto the end of the earth; he breaketh the bow, and cutteth the spear in sunder; he burneth the chariot in the fire.
10: Be still, and know that I am God: I will be exalted among the heathen, I will be exalted in the earth.
11: The LORD of hosts is with us; the God of Jacob is our refuge.
.[King James Version][/quote]I wonder why some bible verses are allowed and others aren't. HBG, care to explain to clear away this confusion? That would be the xtian thing to do. Wouldn't it?