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Christianity EtcRe: The Christian Chatbox ( sticky) by AlfaSeltzer(m): 10:42am On Sep 18, 2013
Mintayo: Good morning everyone,how was the night?
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Lolz at alfa,very interesting,picking just a verse of the Bible and dwelling on it,thank God people here are not ignorant of the Word...lolz.
Why not read from verse one and interestingly Psalm 137 happens to be one of my favourite psalm...
.enjoy...cheesy
What do you think of that last quote from Exodus 21:7-8?

7 When a man sells his daughter as a slave, she shall not go out as the male slaves do. 8 If she does not please her master, who has designated her for himself, then he shall let her be bought back.
Christianity EtcRe: The Christian Chatbox ( sticky) by AlfaSeltzer(m): 10:41am On Sep 18, 2013
Sal C: You are yet to tell us your aim of quoting them.
The op said that we can quote the bible here to encourage each other.
Christianity EtcRe: The Satanic Chatbox. Everybody Is Welcome by AlfaSeltzer(op): 10:39am On Sep 18, 2013
striktlymi: To a large extent what you have up there is true but not quite....

There are times you try to pass a message using some 'subtle' untruths and insults. By this I mean you twist the truth in such a way that a lot of persons would take offence. Let me illustrate in order to make this a bit clearer.

In one of your threads you alleged or better still, implied, that some of Christ's ancestors were gay. Though you presented this in the form of a question in order to mask the insult, but I believe you know this cannot be true because it is impractical for gays to directly give birth to offspring.

I am of the opinion that you wanted to point out what you regard as a contradiction in Sacred scriptures in a way that would 'tick the clocks' of Christians. I think this does not effectively pass across any message you might have and really does not allow for a well rounded discourse.
You say that from the position of a conviction (via indoctrination) that being gay is an extremely negative and offensive trait to possess. I don't share such convictions and there are millions like me, and as such that question cannot be considered an insult. I know that gays can't make babies today but during the biblical times, a lot of things not happening today did happen: virgin birth, resurrection, talking donkeys, sleeping inside whale, still-standing sun, etc. Infact, gays having children is not that extraordinary considering other things happening then. So the question is very legitimate.

I didn't invent anything. The scripture said Jesus had 2 different grandfathers. I just wondered how come. If you feel insulted, that's your problem, not mine.
Christianity EtcRe: The Christian Chatbox ( sticky) by AlfaSeltzer(m): 10:29am On Sep 18, 2013
Sal C: shocked shocked shocked

You singled out that verse what? It can easily be misunderstood if you quote it alone. Please start from verse one.
How can one created by the perfect one misunderstand the words of the most high?
Christianity EtcRe: The Christian Chatbox ( sticky) by AlfaSeltzer(m): 10:13am On Sep 18, 2013
Exodus 21:7-8

7 When a man sells his daughter as a slave, she shall not go out as the male slaves do. 8 If she does not please her master, who has designated her for himself, then he shall let her be bought back.
Christianity EtcRe: The Christian Chatbox ( sticky) by AlfaSeltzer(m): 10:08am On Sep 18, 2013
Judges 5:30

30 ...: a woman or two for each man,
Christianity EtcRe: The Satanic Chatbox. Everybody Is Welcome by AlfaSeltzer(op): 9:57am On Sep 18, 2013
saintvc: DO YOU REALY BELIVE IN SATAN?
IS SATAN REALLY TRULLY YOUR 'GOD'?
Satan is my Master. Where He leads, I follow.
Christianity EtcRe: Is the Moon Inhabited By A Colony Of Leprechauns? by AlfaSeltzer(m): 9:55am On Sep 18, 2013
Ray McBlue: Oh, I'm so scared, I'm shivering with fear for such blasphemy.
As you should. Now kneel down and ask the Lord of hosts for pardon.
Christianity EtcRe: The Christian Chatbox ( sticky) by AlfaSeltzer(m): 9:54am On Sep 18, 2013
OK, here we go.

Psalm 137:9

9 Blessed is the man who takes your babies and smashes them against the rocks!
Christianity EtcRe: The Christian Chatbox ( sticky) by AlfaSeltzer(m): 9:49am On Sep 18, 2013
[quote author=uj_sizzle]Who knows, you could be on your way to salvation.
I pray that in your search for those verses(for whatever reason) that God will open your inner eyes and give you an indepth understanding of His word. The word that will enlightenen your soul and give you the knowledge of Christ sacrifice, God's all loving nature and bring about your salvation. Amen.



You have my permission, but don't expect others to respond to anything smiley[/quote]I just hope you people will not censor verses from your own book.
Christianity EtcRe: Questions? Comments? Complaints? Talk To The Moderators Here by AlfaSeltzer(m): 9:45am On Sep 18, 2013
Complaint.

No Satanic thread has ever made the front page. Why?
Christianity EtcRe: Is the Moon Inhabited By A Colony Of Leprechauns? by AlfaSeltzer(m): 9:38am On Sep 18, 2013
Ray McBlue: Any person who doesn't recognise the above for the tongue-in-check humor that it is, is a dumb humor deficient f**k.
Are you calling the word of god in those biblical verses some tongue-in-check humor? Be careful.
Christianity EtcRe: The Satanic Chatbox. Everybody Is Welcome by AlfaSeltzer(op): 9:30am On Sep 18, 2013
Reyginus: I can bet this thread will die a natural death.
Put your soul where your mouth is.
Christianity EtcRe: The Satanic Chatbox. Everybody Is Welcome by AlfaSeltzer(op): 9:30am On Sep 18, 2013
Lionpikin: Ave Satanas.....
Welcome, thou most humble servant.
Christianity EtcRe: The Satanic Chatbox. Everybody Is Welcome by AlfaSeltzer(op): 9:28am On Sep 18, 2013
striktlymi: I am yet to see any direct insult from you but I know quite well that you give some subtle insults that some might see as 'harmless'; and I believe the truth you speak of is your version of it because most times you deliberately twist the truth and make suggestions of it that are not necessarily correct.
That's your own personal opinion on truths. What you call subtle insults are not insults but are the many truths spoken in jest. It is a way of getting the message accross in the least agressive manner. Iron sharpens iron. When I left my town in search of greener pastures, I met new people with different ways of thinking who sharpened me through subtle truths. It hurt my brain at first but it also made me think hard in my spare times and question the reality of what was indoctrinated into me from childhood. So I understand those who feel hurt or "insulted" by my truths. However, my strength comes from the confidence that through these subtle conflicts, the human race will advance further as it has always done.
Christianity EtcRe: Religion Rots The Brain? Nigerian Physicist Proves Hom.osexuality Abnormal...... by AlfaSeltzer(m): 9:13am On Sep 18, 2013
Ray McBlue: Why do people normally frown on the subject? Ask yourself that. Being an atheist doesn't mean you don't have to make moral choices. You are a man first, before anything else, and as a man how do your brain process the idea of an sexual intercourse between two people of the same gender? What will be your initial sentiment?
My honest answer to this question would be censored. Just put it this way, a certain part of my anatomy increases exponentially in size when my brain starts processing such ideas. wink
Christianity EtcRe: The Christian Chatbox ( sticky) by AlfaSeltzer(m): 9:08am On Sep 18, 2013
Hello christians,

I hope you don't mind if I post some bible verses here. Just verses, no comments. Can I?
Christianity EtcRe: Questions? Comments? Complaints? Talk To The Moderators Here by AlfaSeltzer(m): 9:04am On Sep 18, 2013
Yooguyz: oh i see! So according to you, i think i have an agenda? Thats why you don't want the thread stickied? What agenda are you reading into my thread even after making my intentions clear? What agenda could it be? What does "obadiah666" got to do with this? # i was just teasing#
You should know something about the characteristics of your fellow christians, especially the ones with some illusions of power: they love teasing others but they can't take it.
Christianity EtcRe: The Satanic Chatbox. Everybody Is Welcome by AlfaSeltzer(op): 8:31am On Sep 18, 2013
57 You are my portion, Lord;
I have promised to obey your words.
58 I have sought your face with all my heart;
be gracious to me according to your promise.
59 I have considered my ways
and have turned my steps to your statutes.
60 I will hasten and not delay
to obey your commands.
61 Though the wicked bind me with ropes,
I will not forget your law.
62 At midnight I rise to give you thanks
for your righteous laws.
63 I am a friend to all who fear you,
to all who follow your precepts.
64 The earth is filled with your love, Lord;
teach me your decrees.
Christianity EtcRe: The Satanic Chatbox. Everybody Is Welcome by AlfaSeltzer(op): 8:27am On Sep 18, 2013
[quote author=Doc_Miss]tell him I said hi ![/quote]He is watching you.
Christianity EtcRe: Questions? Comments? Complaints? Talk To The Moderators Here by AlfaSeltzer(m): 8:26am On Sep 18, 2013
striktlymi: Nice one! Great decision!!
How is that a great decision when christian gays are banned from that thread?
Christianity EtcRe: Questions? Comments? Complaints? Talk To The Moderators Here by AlfaSeltzer(m): 8:25am On Sep 18, 2013
striktlymi: Anyone heard from Ajibam??
I think the JeSoul Affliction Syndrome (aka absence due to personal matters) caught up with him.
Christianity EtcRe: Questions? Comments? Complaints? Talk To The Moderators Here by AlfaSeltzer(m): 8:23am On Sep 18, 2013
TinyPurpleBaby: @ The enlarged... I almost cried. So many sad stories cry cry cry cry
Too many sensitive and emotional mods here. Some people just need to separate personal from job.
Christianity EtcRe: The Satanic Chatbox. Everybody Is Welcome by AlfaSeltzer(op): 10:34pm On Sep 17, 2013
texanomaly: hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Oh! Alfa I can't breathe...you're gonna kill me yet...smh
Welcome
Christianity EtcRe: The Satanic Chatbox. Everybody Is Welcome by AlfaSeltzer(op): 10:16pm On Sep 17, 2013
Dear Satan,

I'm calling out to you Lord, because I need your help. See once again I'm having difficulty behaving myself. You told me what to do, and I do it. But every now and then, it gets a little harder to go through with it. I'm losing friends, day by day. I'm in so much pain when I'm here Lord, please take it away.

I want you to know Lord, that for what you've given me I'm thankful. Sincerely, from the bottom of my heart, I'm grateful. You gave us power in our words, so I think before I speak. And that way when I speak, they know I'm here to teach. Can't tell them nothing wrong, cause I love em too much.

My Lord, don't judge my behaviour. But instead, take what's in my heart and put it in my head. See I guess I really never knew, how proud I made you. My life is yours, my soul I gave you. This is the start of something strong, and this is just the start of it. Praises to you my Lord, for letting me be a part of it.

I reach a lot of people, and Lord, I'm loving the touch. But deep inside, I've got something that's working against me. Everything I know is right, and what I know makes sense. Use me as an example - if I can do, then they can too. With the Lord behind us, there ain't nothin that we can't do

Eternally yours,
Alfa
Christianity EtcRe: The Satanic Chatbox. Everybody Is Welcome by AlfaSeltzer(op): 7:41pm On Sep 17, 2013
[quote author=Bélla3]Tell him God loves him.[/quote]Talk to Him. He hears you.
Christianity EtcRe: The Satanic Chatbox. Everybody Is Welcome by AlfaSeltzer(op): 7:37pm On Sep 17, 2013
Reyginus: Tell him I intend to kill him with just 3 bars. tongue
He hears you.
Christianity EtcRe: The Satanic Chatbox. Everybody Is Welcome by AlfaSeltzer(op): 7:36pm On Sep 17, 2013
[quote author=Bélla3]ha!
I thought as much.[/quote]Satan loves you.
Christianity EtcRe: The Satanic Chatbox. Everybody Is Welcome by AlfaSeltzer(op): 7:36pm On Sep 17, 2013
striktlymi: There is a reason why the "polite" is in inverted commas. Anyways, I was expecting you to be a bit more like LB who throw direct insults but yours is quite different.
I don't insult. I just say things as they are.
Christianity EtcRe: Questions? Comments? Complaints? Talk To The Moderators Here by AlfaSeltzer(m): 7:14pm On Sep 17, 2013
obadiah777: dont mind if i steal that gif sire. hilariousssss lmao
wasn't mine to start with in the first place. free internet we live in.
Christianity EtcRe: The Satanic Chatbox. Everybody Is Welcome by AlfaSeltzer(op): 7:13pm On Sep 17, 2013
Reyginus: Lolol.
I am possessed, legion. My rage like pitbull, I efferversence. I will tear this thread behind bars, Guantanamo. Keep me at your own peril. grin
Satan sees you.
Christianity EtcRe: The Satanic Chatbox. Everybody Is Welcome by AlfaSeltzer(op): 7:13pm On Sep 17, 2013
[quote author=Bélla3]Most satanists do so solely to mock religion, is this the case with you? Or do you truely believe in the devil?
Sorry i am a little forward.[/quote]There are different types of Satanists. I am an unbelieving Satanist.

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