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A baby was born in hospital laughing instead of crying, the more the nurses beat him, the more he laughed so hard, suddenly the doctor noticed he had something in his hands, so he pulled the tiny hands apart and discovered he was holding 3 abortion pills. The baby then turned his head looking at his mother, laughed again and said "NO WEAPON FASHIONED AGAINST ME SHALL PROSPER!"

A baby was born in hospital laughing instead of crying, the more the nurses beat him, the more he laughed so hard, suddenly the doctor noticed he had something in his hands, so he pulled the tiny hands apart and discovered he was holding 3 abortion pills. The baby then turned his head looking at his mother, laughed again and said

"NO WEAPON FASHIONED AGAINST ME SHALL PROSPER!"

The Federal Government has begun moves to establish special courts to try corruption-related cases as part of the efforts to fight graft in the country.
Saturday PUNCH’s investigations on Friday revealed that President Muhammadu Buhari was opting for a comprehensive onslaught against the problem of corruption in the country.

It was learnt that the President had concluded plans to submit a bill on the planned special anti-corruption courts to the National Assembly.

The PUNCH had on Monday exclusively reported that the Presidency had commenced the process of identifying fearless judges that would be saddled with the responsibility of prosecuting corrupt persons.

It was also gathered that the Federal Government was planning to establish 37 of the Special Courts to try corruption in the Federal Capital Territory, Abuja and the 36 states of the Federation.

A top operative of one of the anti-graft agencies, who confided in one of our correspondents, said that the Federal Government decided to set up the planned special courts because of the long delay by regular courts in deciding corruption-related cases.

It was further gathered that the President recently made a demand for 36 judges with the requisite integrity and boldness to decide cases in line with the law and not according to influence of the people or the pecuniary gains that come with associating with them.

The anti-graft officer said, “The President is being careful; he does not want people to do a wishy-washy job for him.

“Buhari is pressing for the establishment of special courts to try corruption cases. He wants the courts to be established in Abuja and the 36 states of the federation so that they can fast-track such cases.”

Investigations further revealed that the Federal Government had contacted the National Judicial Council to provide judges with impeccable reputation to preside over the planned courts.

It was gathered that the NJC released the names of 100 judges from the 36 states of the federation to the leadership of three major anti-corruption bodies in the country after an internal process of selection.

The judges were screened by operatives of the Economic and Financial Crimes Commission, the Independent Corrupt Practices and other related Offences Commission and the Department of State Security on Tuesday.

It was gathered that the focus of the on-going screening exercise is to identify judges with a passion for the law and the constitution rather than deference to personalities.

The officer stated, “On Tuesday, the NJC forwarded the list of 100 judges to the anti-corruption agencies for screening. The exercise is meant to select the judges for the special courts the President is moving to establish to try corruption cases.

“The plan is to get judges that are bold, courageous, and fearless. Many of them must have delivered sound judgements (in the past). They don’t want those who play to the gallery.

“The screening exercise is very intensive; they are passing through the NJC that has the list of all the judges. When the NJC is through with its screening, it passes the list of the judges to security operatives and the anti-graft agencies to continue with the investigation.

“And because this is a democracy, they have to go through acceptable legal channels; they have to amend the constitution to set up these courts. They want to start with speed; even the legislatures have to be involved to amend the constitution.”

It was also learnt that the anti-graft agencies screened the judges by doing background checks on them, particularly looking at their history at the bench.

The source said, “We are working on the information we got about them (the judges). There are those who have been compromised in the past, who will not be part of the arrangement.”

But the anti-corruption agencies are not saying much about the on-going screening exercise, which is said to have entered its second phase.

When our correspondent contacted the Head of Media and Publicity of the EFCC, Mr. Wilson Uwujaren, on the telephone on Friday, he said that he was not aware of it.

“I am not aware of the exercise you are talking about,” he said.

Similarly, the Resident Consultant, Media and events of the ICPC, Mr. Folu Olamiti, said that he could not comment on the story, when contacted.

“I can’t comment on it,” he said.

Also, the Acting Director, Information, National Judicial Council, Mr. Soji Oye, said he was not aware of any plan to create special corruption courts.

It will be recalled that the EFCC Chairman, Mr. Ibrahim Lamorde, had in 2012, when he was being screened by the Senate, called for the establishment of special courts for corruption cases.

He had said, “The reason for the clamour for special courts for certain cases has to do with the processes of law. Judges have corrupt cases and other cases to attend to, but if we have special courts for corruption cases, it would facilitate the process. I don’t think it will be too much to ask that a special court be dedicated to corruption cases.”

Lagos lawyer, Mr. Festus Keyamo, and Executive Chairman of the Coalition Against Corrupt Leaders, Mr. Debo Adeniran, described the plan to create special courts to handle corruption cases as a welcome development.

But a Senior Advocate of Nigeria, Mr. Joseph Nwobike, described the establishment of such courts as needless.

Keyamo, however, urged the government to put certain resources and laws in place for such special courts to achieve their intended goals.

He said, “Establishment of special courts will not solve the entire problem of anti-corruption cases and it will not solve all the problems of criminal cases. But it will go a long way if the courts are well equipped and have rules that will help fast track such cases.

“Special courts will not address the integrity of judges that will be sitting there. It is a welcome development and government should go ahead to establish them but some things should be put in place for the courts to achieve the intended goals.”

Adeniran also described the establishment of special corruption courts as desirable. He said such courts would help in quick determination of corruption cases.

He said, “It is desirable to the extent that it will hasten up the adjudication on corruption cases and will make it easier for the judges to handle.”

But Nwobike said that instead of creating special courts, government should focus on capacity building to enhance the competence of investigators and prosecutors.

He said, “It is needless. It will amount to waste of judicial resources to set up special courts to try corruption cases.”

http://saharareporters.com/2015/08/22/buhari-set-special-courts-looters

End time children

Kaduna Refining and Petrochemicals Company (KRPC), will save about $5.33 million daily for the country when the refinery hits 90 per cent production capacity, the refinery’s manager in charge of production programming and quality control, Shehu Malami, has said.

Speaking at a two-day annual Energy Correspondents Workshop, themed “Development Communication: An Imperative for the Oil And Gas Industry” in Kano, Mr. Malami said KRPC, otherwise known as Kaduna Refinery, would soon hit 90 per cent production of its installed capacity.

PREMIUM TIMES gathered that the refinery operated at 60 per cent production capacity before commencement of the Turn Around Maintenance (TAM) in October last year.

Giving the breakdown on different petroleum products, the manager said the nation will save $1.892million daily on petrol alone.

“The impact of KRPC operations on the economy means that if the refinery operates at 90 percent capacity, it will save the nation $1.892million from importation of Premium Motor Spirit (PMS).

“At same 90 percent, KRPC will save $672,546 daily on importation of Kerosene, $1.86 million daily on import of diesel, $176,727 daily on importation of LPG and $727,306 million daily on import of Fuel Oil.

“This represents a total savings of $5.33 million daily for fuel products only,” he said in a paper he delivered.
Mr. Malami said the refinery is expected to produce 4,624,650 liters of PMS (petrol) when it attains 90 per cent capacity in the first quota of 2016 as against its current 60 per cent status of 3,083,100 liters.
According to him, the volume of Kerosene production will rise to 1,849,500 liters at 90 per cent capacity as against the current 1,233,000 liters production at 60 per cent capacity.

The manager said diesel production will hit 3,153,600 liters at 90 per cent, as against 2,102,400 liters at current 60 per cent capacity, while the LPG will attain 486,000 liters at 90 per cent from its current 324,000 liters at 60 per cent capacity.

In his address, Mohammed Garba, chairman of the Correspondents Chapel of Kaduna chapter of Nigeria Union of Journalists (NUJ), said all stakeholders, such as regulators, players and the watchers of the sector, most especially the media, must harmonize their operations to work toward effective development of the oil sector.

“The petroleum sector is the mainstay of Nigeria’s economy. Hence, there is a lot of responsibility placed on all those concerned with the oil and gas sector in the country,” Mr. Garba said.

“However, happenings in the past two decades point to a totally different scenario. The industry and its critical watchers, the media being at the forefront seem to be at logger-heads.

“Time is now ripe for the media and operators of the oil and gas sector in Nigeria to set a development communication agenda, which must be mutually worked on by everybody involved in this pact.

“This will be aimed at changing the negativity in the news reports and changing the negative perception of the public against the oil and gas sector.

“Development communication is a concept that has recently gained the attention of communications and development experts because of its germane importance.”



http://www.premiumtimesng.com/business/oil-and-gas/188095-kaduna-refinery-to-save-nigeria-5-33-million-daily.html

For me I will save no 2



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Boko Haram Country ...............Nigeria

MuhdG:
Lol. I laugh in klingon

I laugh in Swahili

Ayameze2015:
ode!

Amusu.......ya papa nyash

donsmall94:
And this is happening in the HEADQUARTERS of the WAILERS
In their mama's voice *CHAI*
The man don decorate that place well well oooo

In other news
I'm FTC and so what?
Where is that 6ta of ours
INTROVERT

This land is not for SALE.
Beware of any agent that may want to deceive u.

Y r u guys looking for ha trouble.


She is on leave that is y u can make FTC

Surulere2:
can someone tell this man to shut up and work?? i mean walk the talking na..

today i will do this, tomoro i will not do that.. haba na! its getting to 4 months and we are still giving him time ..

see my people be it TANOIDS OR APC folks i dont care,we are all interested in progress of this country and that we must achieve.. i mean its more than 3 months and we are still waiting..

a whole country with more than 100million population is being run without ministers or proper planning..the economy is in halt and we are still giving him time.. on what really?? he went to visit obama with apc criminals and spent more than 2.2billion,came back with no tangible thing..


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I quoted u and am still alive

Old news






Can't forget the one that happened in my villa 2001



I lost my dear ones.



May their soul rip

To be frank, what he does was bad we agree, but it doesn't call for this action.


They would ve flogged him and necked him and later hand him over to uniform men.


I tire for some people xter in dis our nija....


May his soul rest in peace

Great

Thank God for the school I went.. .



ABU lecturers can't try all this rubbish...


They practice system of check and balances.


Like if u r an abusite alumni

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starlingslimnet:
Crap And .Trash!!

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Trashesssssssssssss

Thank God nothing bad happened.



I can't cry for my people again after all this blood they are sharing in borno.



Chai there is God...

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Its a known truth that any guy whose girl-friend couldn’t control or influence wasn’t born by woman. Girls have their tricky ways to get the attention of any men they like. they use different style to get noticed without cheapening themselves. Alas, they hide a lots of things from men. As usual, Majidmichelblog.com is to educate you on seven things most girls keep away from men.

1. Girls Tell Their Best Friend Everything
Girls like to share many things with their besties. Including a secret that you might believe her to keep.Girls like to gossip, that is might be a bad news for you guys who thought that your secret was safe with them. They like to share literally everything with their best friend because it seems like special bond between each other.

2. Girls Can Communicate to Each Other Without Talking
Guys won’t believe this, but yes, girls can create such a secret language that is work among them. They can use their eyes, their facial expressions, and who knows a little bit of telepathy that only them who get it. Do you think it is scary? Well, that is their special ability and it is effective between good friends.

3. Girls Enjoy Being Kissed in Front of Their Friends
Well, it doesn’t mean a full-on make out session. Just a quick peck on the lips will make it nice and not awkward. Girls like show to their friends about their lovely relationship by showing it off just to make them jealous.

4. Girls Stay in Groups Because They Lack Confidence
Maybe you guys finding it is so hard to talk to a random girl since they are always travel in groups in public. Gils like to hang out in groups because actually most girls lack of confidence so they do such thing to show a sense of power. That is the fact.

5. Girls Often Fl!rt With Guys And Play It Off as a Joke
This in one of their secret that they love to flirt. So if you think that a girl might be hitting on you, it may be true since they are enjoying to fl!rt but they don’t want anybody knows it, even the guy who they are fl!rting with. When they fl!rt with a guy, they want to test the water and see that if the guy is interested. But then when the guy fl!rts back, they will just play it off as a joke.

6. Girls Spend Most of Their Time Thinking About Guys
Yes, sure you know that girls are obsessed with guys. There is a poll that shown about the percentage of it. Girls spend 60% of the time to dedicate it to guys, 15% of the time to think about specific guy, and 20% of the time to think about guys in general.

7. Girls Spend a Lot of Time Looking in the Mirror
Girls pay attention to how they look more than guys. If guys spend only couple times a day to look themselves in the mirror, girls spend as often as possible to look
themselves in the mirror for many reasons; reapplying makeup, quick adjustment or just to check their selves out.

http://www.majidmichelblog.com/2015/07/finally-exposed-seven-things-most-girls.html?m=1

Just saw this on Facebook and decided to share with u guys.



Obama can't hear Buhari well as he does with Good luck.

Next time Mr. President have to travel with an interpreter

Already on the forum

https://www.nairaland.com/2466033/unconfirmed-former-cso-president-jonathandies


An Online Newspaper “The Trent” has reported the death of the CSO to the former President of Nigeria President Goodluck Jonathan.

The Report is Below

The Trent can confirm that Mr. Gordon Obua, former Chief Security Officer to President Goodluck Jonathan has passed away in the custody of Department of Security Services (DSS) in its Abuja Headquarters where he had been detained since Thursday, July 16, 2015 on the orders of President Muhammadu Buhari.

Sources who have been monitoring the situation have confirmed Obua’s passing to The Trent.

Obua, who was being detained by the DSS in an underground dungeon for undisclosed reasons was being denied access to his lawyers, family, and his doctors on the orders of the new Director General of the DSS, Lawal Musa, which serves as Nigeria’s secret police.

Our sources say Obua’s remains are still in the custody of the DSS at the time of filing this report.

This is a developing story and we shall be updating it as we have more information.

THIS NEWS CANNOT BE INDEENDENTLY CONFIRMED BY NIJA EYE GERMANY

[BREAKING NEWS] Gordon Obua,Former CSO To President Jonathan,Dies In SSS Custody

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Merciless Messi in Gabon......




I would have travelled to c him there.


Never knew of his coming.



Sai Messi......sai Barca for life.........more fans for us........the whole Gabonians will be supporting barca.

betty202020:
if u go by age, buhari is the one to invite Obama. why did he honour the invitation? this is formal gathering and all protocols must be observed.

Check the pix in front page and see what happen in dat buhari visit to us

betty202020:
if u go by age, buhari is the one to invite Obama. why did he honour the invitation? this is formal gathering and all protocols must be observed.

Meaning? Buhari should stand and welcome him?



How do you guys reason for God sake? Him be police? I came to your house to c u and u came in and u were expecting to show respect to u. For what?

Mind u, this is official meeting........salutation is not compulsory.

U guys should leave this guy aloneeeee






Revenge mission is not the best for nija now

prettybella:
take this from me, until you begin to run your own company you might not realise how bad your boss is exploiting you

Dear im on my own ohh after the experience from Visafone, Glo and Airtel.

prettybella:
both. are presidents true but presidents of which countries....remember nigeria went to america to seek assistance not to be greeted so honour should be given to whom it is dew. not who's older

Do u know how much US exploit from us?

Is just dat u guys don't know that the white does nothing for free.....

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