₦airaland Forum

himkers:
Unlike in the PDP where people are paid to tarnish the image of their opposition, APC don't do such. APC is not PDP that is known to rent crowd anywhere they go; we do stuffs here with passion. So bro, shush off!

In less than 5 minutes of your 'janjawid' expedition, you have known them too well.

Someone is indeed holding your brain in captivity. Do they hypnotise members in APC?

Berem( Mobilisation chairperson) must have sent you one year paid internet subscription and some token for this disaster you wrote.

Your excuses are not only illogical but totally incoherent.

I wanted us to separate on a mutual ground never knew she had something up her sleeve. She pack out of my house confiscating the keys to but later called that I should come for the keys in her office. When I went there, she ask for a ride to her temporary home and I oblige. Midway into the journey, she started shouting and acting hysterical and that got me confused.

The following day I was arrested by the police and locked up for being a kidnapper, an arm robber and a killer...that was what she allege on her statement prior to my arrest. Little did I know she stage managed all that and recorded it too.( drama queen).

The next day her parent has engaged a lawyer for prosecution(we were planning weddings before breakup) on those trumps up charges until I use a higher personality to quell their evil intentions

sleemoon:
SOOT + TIRE = TORTOISE
MOST + MARE = MARMOSET
MUCH + PINK = CHIPMUNK
AREA + TENT = ANTEATER
LEAP + THEN = ELEPHANT

You very suspicious

Reported!

It is well

Probably Ini's Version.

If you marry a man for better and for worse, why withholding commitment on resources?

When a man makes money, he build a house for the family, buy properties on family trustee, buy expensive automobile for his wife, take her on vacations, spoils her with material things but when same wife start making money...suspicion, bickering, solo run and then separation is imminent. (then she realises that her marriage is not meant to last forever and she need to prepare for uncertainty).

ichidodo:
[color=#1980BC] Be FREE not DUMB...Vote Igbo for Alausa 2015...Vote Okoroji..Vote Economic FREEDOM....Tokyo,Dubai,Taiwan. [/color]

Calm.

By 2030 yoruba will be a lost tribe in Lagos.

...Then Israelites(IBOS) will occupy their promise land.

Rochas okorocha
Peter Odili
Chibuike Amaechi
Jerry Gana
Late Adamu Augie
Bola Ige
Chuba Okadigbo

Obiagelli:
Berem, i think this settles it.

IMO STATE
No one has obtained the governorship
nomination form. The implication is that
Rochas Okorocha, who is aspiring to be
president, will be able to eat his cake and
have it. Should he lose the APC
presidential primary on December 10, he
will return as the party's governorship
candidate for 2015.

www.thecable.ng/live-follow-apc-governorship-primaries

Loophole for the PDP candidate should there be any tribunal

berem:
seriously?
I was discussing with hubby,friends and some relatives yesterday and all wants Rochas to re-contest for a second term. They were totally against his presidential bid.
I just hope what you posted is really a joke. Some say he's in the presidential race to bring comic relief to the primaries.

Buhari really paid you well. See how you describe your brother presidential aspirations as 'comic'

How about Adekunle Disu?


I pray he wins.

Dog that would have made a good peppersoup here in Calabar..

Atiku is a maverick politician and a grass root with political structure that cut across ethnic divides since the enthronement of democracy.

He is viewed as a socialite, a more liberal politician that connects and integrate religious divides. He is a politician who can upstage preference and with enormous wealth at his disposal, he can buy off any convention.

The good thing is that APC might finally consider consensus arrangement to favor Buhari, if the contest is thrown open, Atiku will surely win the primary election.

Forget online Buhari popularity and advocacy, Atiku represent the feelings of Nigerians towards Goodluck Jonathan of the PDP while Buhari enjoys the support of the APC governors and its leadership hierarchy

Na so one dark moderately handsome man and his equally dark wife come do child dedication for church. The twin were very pronounced on the fair complexion side, chubby and totally different from both parent.

While the man was grinning from ear to ear supposedly dumbfounded with the reactions of his fellow worshippers, I sat at a corner and allow my thoughts run wild.

logica:
Yes, you chose to adopt. It is a completely different scenario based on deceit. I can image the day those women had broken the news "I am pregnant" to Femi; yet likely knowing he was not the father.

The anti natal cares, the euphoria of a new father...broadcasting to friends and foes your wife put to bed, the partying, naming ceremonies, et all only to find out later in life that the kid weren't your biological.

Yet inspite of the deceits, cover ups, she still went ahead to GET another illegitimate one for you again and the circle of deceits and cover ups continues...

Kai...its killing man.

1500 worthy nairaland monikers endorsed KULBOY!




Don't allow your vote count for "losers"

The wife should consume enough palm wine while the husband suckle on the boobs for a week.

This therapy will make the lady hormones relaxed thereby enabling the mammary gland to fire up production.

tochukwuifeduba:
To garner the support of the South-East and South-South voters its important the APC Vice Presidency slot go to CHIEF ROTIMI CHIBUIKE AMAECHI, Jonathan have an Igbo name whereas Rotimi Amaechi is actually an Igboman of Ikwerre Descent-

Ifeduba ThankGod T ( Aguiyi na Ozubulu )

What part of ozubulu are you from? Do you know the Muojekwus, Ekwems or Eleodimos?

I tot thankgod is of the Osu chaste

Anambra...the champion of modernity and gender equality.

SLIDEwaxie:
no, we dnt wish u vote for him. We will like it in this manner:

If:

SE/SS vote for Jonathan,
and
SW/N vote for buhari..

Assuming 'free and fair" election is a constant, find the answer..

Thank you

Is north central included in ur permutation for Buhari?

40 years ago he went to kill the igbos and Murdered millions of unarmed igbos and today he want the remaining igbos he couldn't kill to vote him

Cc:
Berem
Ngeneukwenu

During the commissioning of Akwa ibom sports stadium the governor was civil and addressed his people on issue based. The achievements, the challenges and the needed solutions and based his premise on the cooperation of his people for achieving developmental strides both in infrastructures and other facets of human engagements. His temperance and candour was electrifying as he distinguished protocols with the needed honour and attitude commendable of his office.

Recall Governor Amaechi and Gov. Oshiomhole anniversary in offices, they use the opportunity to lambast and lampoon on the Presidency. The amount of snide comments made particularly by Amaechi is enough to question an international observer conscience what sort of leaders Africans are made of. Instead of this governors to concentrate their achievements on their constituency and sign their achievements, No! The will broaden and midget the president with their deride actions. Such opportunity is for these APCs governors to rumble and tumble with their cancerous mouth.

We need code of conduct for these disgruntled APC governors and their leaders.

Happy weekend!

Buhari should present to Nigerians a 10 year life assurance certificate endorsed by a competent doctor of repute which among others will x-ray his health status. We don't want another Yar'Adua.

Buhari should apologise to the Christians for the carnages they suffered because of his Jihadist utterances and be compelled to sign an undertaking that no religious disturbance will occur during and after his defeat.

Buhari should as a matter of necessity undertake a compulsory one (1) year English language course at any special British institution to address his incoherent English usage. We have gone pass the age of misapplication and mispronounced words and a President must act and be truly presidential.

When these requirements are met by GMB, we might consider giving him a sympathy vote.

50calibre:
Too many dumb niggas on NL these days, basic comprehension seems a tall order for them.

For those who claim not to understand my point, let me try being direct this time. You guys are not good enough to amass the amount of votes you got, talk more winning this. Was that clear enough??

So except you have genius IQ with an impeccable academic resume, it's only logical that you guys crash out of this competition in favour of more deserving contestants.

Now does the outcome in any way affect me? Absolutely not!! I'm just providing the entertainment, having fun & calling it how I see it.

My dear some of these contestants need to be screened out by the judges based on look before the preliminary elimination to save resourceful time and make the contest less cumbersome.

This is a popularity contest I tell ya.

*walks into thread and walks out immediately* muttering: "I cover myself with his special blood"

Please I need help. I am a fresh graduate of Economics. All my life I have been into private business and studying. I really need your help to proceed on this Canadian programme.

1. I really need to start the process but don't know how

2. I don't really know what category of job I should choose that falls under my discipline.

I approached an agent and he sold me a form ( not Canadian form) that look like the real deal. I filled up the form and he said it will take 3 months after he send it to Canada before they will reply me. Honestly this is a long time.

Can anyone help with the process in a simple language

adamskutty:
how old was ur ojukwu when he married and banged bianca?

Bianca was a full fledged adult who took decision of her own and not under 18 girls

All these yoloba Muslims opening thread in solidarity for their Gambari emperor sef.

Head of family is the MAN that married a woman to start his own family unit. This is not a responsibility status, it is a natural phenomenon. Nature dictate it, God approves it.

MAN is the head of the family...Take it to the moon and back, it remains.

freecocoa:
He prolly said "listen everybody, that was my FIL, he's settled everything, blah blah blah", mscshew.

Honestly I was actually sitting beside the guy. 3 passengers on each seat row from Nsukka to PH with PEACE MASS. Remember I made mention of inquiring what the matter was with him after he received the first call from his boys at his shop and started shedding tears.

The truth is that the guy became confused and unable to handle what had hit him- a bad wife from hell. When he raged and couldn't control his emotions, it drew the attention of the other passengers which majority were women. Some counselled, other sympathised whereas others encouraged him. It became an emotional tense situation when he finally explained situation at hand.

Obviously, calling the Father in law was the last resort and the man was able to put a smile back on his face. The young man confessed that he is happy not because the father in law promise to refund to him the excesses taken by his daughter and her mother but seeing a gentleman who understands and ready to stop the insensitivity of the wife.

This actually took place. I can't lie for what it is worth.