I wish this thread could hit FP.

Liked earlier said, this beautiful Endowed South African babe took to Facebook to Update her status little did she know that her post was going to turn into a debate forum after She posted a picture with the below caption on facebook:
#Got my own house…!
#Make my own money…!
#Have a beautiful daughter…!
so what would having a husband help me with,? Besides Companionship?… of which i have come to realize i don’t need it… i have been single for the past 6 to 7yrs and survived, so do i REALLY need a man and if i do what for
The post instantly went viral becoming a hit with thousands of shares comments and Likes…
So what do my fellow nairalanders think? Does a single mother with a house, a good steady income and a beautiful daughter need a husband?

Wailing wailers who scream every time a small mistake is made should please look at the circled word and know that typographical error happens anywhere and anytime......even in Aso rock!
The word Ministerial is spelt as MINISTERAIL ....As usual.
All what you wailing wailers do is look for Mistakes everywhere,
Cc; lalasticala
pls!! Frontpage

A traumatized woman was attacked by a pair of cheetahs during the couple's birthday visit at the South African game reserve while her husband takes pictures instead of saving her life.
Violet D'Mello, 60, from Scotland was given the shock of her life when her husband was busy snapping a pair of cheetahs mercilessly mauling and attacking her.
The incident happened while Violet tried to take snapshots with the'tamed'pair of cheetahs when the animal suddenly attacked her. She had wanted to save an 8-year-old girl who was being attacked by a male cheetah when other two cheetahs suddenly turned on her.
The animal took her neck into its jaws trying to maul it. She was brutally bitten on the back of her head and scratched all over her upper body and legs. Violet suffered several wounds on her face, head, eyes, legs, kidney and stomach.
Violet was rushed to a local area hospital where she received treatment. She said her idea to fake death had made the animals to stop attacking her during the three-minute attack.
While the attack was going on, Violet's husband busied himself snapping the whole encounter which he later released online.
Help, however came when a park guide use stick to beat both the animals forcing the two cheetahs to back away. It was the first ever time the cheetahs would attack a human. Violet was angry with park officials who had said the animals were not dangerous. As a result, park officials no longer let tourists in.
Violet will remember the incident for the rest of her life.

Mind u,if we kill them
will u give us the vital info. We all need from them

teejay4all:
Kill d bastard

I dont know if this section is the right section for these thread.
If not please kindly do the needfull to whom so ever in charge, ajust it to the right section.
One big reason I love MTN, they are unique. Very different. They just hate copying. Check this out!!!u'd love dem too
A friend has this techno phone, it uses two sims. It was on with enough battery, (capable of powering Nigeria electrical sector) lolz! We felt like calling, for fun sha. I called d 1st number, twas etisalat. The voice we heard said "the number u dialled I switched off" :Dwe were like; funny! So we had to try MTN. MTN killed it...lemme pause to laff. Hahahahahahahahahhahahahahhahhaheehehehahooahohohohoheheh! Okay, serious now...yeah! The automated voice we heared was very polite sha, but guess what we heard..."the number you are trying to call does not exist, on the mtn network." MTN na waoh! U people mumu strong:/:>
your free to add yours...

Choii.... Naso u stupid reach

Donjinks:
Another episode of "we don catch am"

here three men living together. An Afro-American, a West Indian and a Nigerian. They were all starving because they didn't have money to buy food.
They took a walk and on approaching a restaurant in this classy neighbourhood, they came up with a plan.
The Afro-American went in first. After being seated, he ordered a three course meal with white wine. When he had finished the meal, the waiter came by with the bill. “LISTEN MAN, I ALREADY PAID YOU!” the Afro-American shouted! The waiter was very confused because he could not remember being paid. But because he did not want to cause any trouble, he let him leave.
Five minutes later, the West Indian walked into the same restaurant and ordered a five course meal with red wine. When he was finished eating, the waiter came by to collect the money for the food. “HEY, HEY, LOOK AT ME CLOSELY. BUT I PAID YOU ALREADY!” the West Indian shouted. This time the manager came and had to calm down the West Indian, because he did not want anything to upset the other customers. He let him go.
Ten minutes later, the Nigerian walked in. He sat down. Lit up a cigarette, and ordered the most expensive meal on the menu, plus two bottles of Wine. After he had finished, the waiter came to collect the money for the meal, but before the Nigerian could say anything, the waiter spoke to him. "Sir, I have been having all sorts of problems all day and I can’t understand it. Two other people like you came in earlier and ate, and they say that they paid me but I don’t remember getting any money from them so -” Before he could finish, the Nigerian interrupted, rather emphatically, “OGA I'M SORRY, BUT THAT'S YOUR PROBLEM. I JUST WANT YOU TO GIVE ME MY CHANGE!!!"
hit "like" for more till u faint

shokky24:
Lol

GEJ came for a mean prayer and never knew his pastor was a player....
Lolz......

resty4:
Useless post former president GEJ is d most celebrated Nigeria president,patriotic hero n democratic icon.

really miss his regime then ...

Lolz.....
chaii..... Wonders they say shall never end
and the threat of BH results to
**spiritual alert***

tollytexy:
I go remember u for my shrine lol

guy u stupidity funny o!!!

cupidFlint:
Confused mo'fo have I ever insulted you?

guy ur first issue "papa" mo'fo

cupidFlint:
We don't even plan on staying. Nitwit

i dont know wat pleasure u deriv always been insultively stupid.:p :p

More picx to uploads but dont know how togo about it

sinaj:
Pishures wud av helped diz ur ministry

network failure, cos am really working on to give the full details

1.Angelina Jolie
This star has plenty of film-worthy tattoos--perhaps too many to mention. Her tats have been shown in several films, one of which was "Wanted." Her long list of tats includes phrases in Latin and tribal symbols. Her existing tattoos were not enough for "Wanted," however, and more were added for filming.


2.Pamela Anderson
Pam Anderson took her role in "Barbed Wire" seriously. So seriously, in fact, that she got barbed wire tattooed across her arm. She seemed happy about the tat even after filming, but her satisfaction did not last. Years later, she began having it removed.


3.Pamela Anderson
This is not her only tat. She had "Tommy" tattooed on her ring finger, but after her divorce from Tommy Lee, she changed it to "Mommy."


4.Johnny Depp
In "Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest," Depp's tattoo is visible. The tat is of a swallow, though many confuse it for a sparrow.


5.Johnny Depp
The movie also features a few of his other tats, including a Latin prose poem. He later added his son's name below the swallow on his forearm.

6.Sylvester Stallone
This actor has plenty of tats all over his body. Though for some films he dons fake tattoos, the majority of them are real.
Sylvester Stallone

The skull on his arm and shoulder features bright colors and intricate details, which viewers see in his movie "Bullet to the Head."


Nicolas Cage
Nicolas Cage has seen a lot of action is his movie career. His acting is not his only impressive feature, however; he sports some amazing tattoos. On his back, he has a lizard with a top hat. On his left bicep, he has a flaming skull for his role in "Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance."


Dwayne Douglas Johnson
This star, also known as "The Rock," sports a tattoo on the left side of his chest. The tattoo represents his heritage, which is Samoan, and it shows his pride for his culture. It is common for Samoan men to obtain tattoos at a certain age. Fans of the movie "Faster" can get a glimpse of this cool tat.


Norman Reedus
This "Walking Dead" heartthrob has a few tats decorating his body. He has one tattoo to honor his dad, who shares his first name. During the filming of "The Boondock Saints II," the producers wanted the tattoo to read "Normal" instead of "Norman," so a makeup artist changed it.

Mike Tyson
Mike Tyson's facial tattoo draws enough attention on its own, but his part in "The Hangover Part 2" brought even more.


Mike Tyson
The movie even copied the tattoo when one of the main characters gets the exact same one. Tyson was outraged after the film was released; he was unhappy that his one-of-a-kind tat was copied.


Rooney Mara
While this is not technically talking tattoos, we thought it was close enough to include. To fully embrace her role as "The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo," Rooney Mara decided to go all out and get all the piercings you see in the film. This included her lip, brow, nose, and the best/worst one of all: her nipples.
Pics as shown below;

Guy park!!

faith551:



Mmhhmmm I said it, we'll I think am now interested in marrying a doctor

I asked u another thing and ur talking another thing,
abi amadioha dun dey feast on ur destiny

lastpage:


Stop all these your senseless [size=18pt]"EXCUSES"![/size]
You were whipped and disgraced ... till today.

Try it again and the beating will even be worse than that of 1968-9.
The last election should have thought you Eediots some "lesson' ... but how can "flat-He@ds" without a place to keep a brain, LEARN?


Lastpage!

Sorry i want to understand some sense out of these ur TraSh
1) accord to ur sensless essay ojukwu ran away when the FG smoked him out of his hole.
U were that FG Was it only the hausas or yorubas or both??
2) and oga idiot was the 1 on 1 or 2 on 1?? Cos if it was 1 on 1 ..... I bet you Ur ancestors knows the truth .
Becareful cause 1 on 1 i bet you broda, i will reap the soul out of ya!! Being.
x

lastpage:


The answer is very simple and straight forward: [size=15pt] HERD MENTALITY and a DELUSION OF THE GRANDEST ORDER![/size]

Like Sheep being led to slaughter ... and still baying "meeehhh"

Yiibos dont have oxyput hence little or no brain matter at the back of their head!
They are like Buhari's cows, you can slaughter them right infront of each other .... they would still line up and come back to ask for grass!
They are even worse than a dog that wags its tail at you ....when you give it a whack.


To think that the same Ojukwu "shamelessly" (just as Yiibos are doing right now, #wailing at Buhari to give them political appointment) came back to beg for a political post, in the same Nigeria!
So, in essence, his swollen ego, lack of foresight and Gra-Gra just made him to "WASTE 3MILLION Yiibos"!


Lastpage!

Indigbo kwenu!!!

Thats life, they are just for the initial time

I got inspired and motivated of the supernatural outcome of faith, but goes like this, mind you it was never novel but a reality

on a faithful blessed day a local evangelist bragged during a crusade that his God was more able than all other gods in the town and the power of the universe that the villagers worshiped put together. Just then rainstorm sounds started sounding over the head, threatening the progress of the crusade. The evangelist lifted up his voice and declared with confidence that if the rains fall,then he wasnot a man of God. He would stop preaching. Before he could finish his bluff, the rains began to hit the crusade grounds so vehemently,apparently in disregard to his declarations. The whole town left the crusade grounds to their houses, shaking their heads in disappointment and dismay. The evangelist, so distraught and angry, pack his belongings and left the town.

The nextday on his way through the next town, he cheaked into a local drinking spot and drank himself to stupor. As he laid on the ground cursing God,an old seedy looking man tapped him gently on the shoulder. To be continued.....

I pen down for now....
If i should continue click "like" if i should not click "share"

amazin laugh when akpos could not be found
choii!!! Chaii!! Dis pikin called akpos nogo kill me oo!!!!

menix:
OP re we supposed to look at ur sales boy profile pix?

dont get annoyed, ii uploaded anlong with a picx, maybe seun was jealous of it

I got the inspiration to write on these topic because to many people, love is tricky and confusing. And to many others, love is just a mirage. They may be in a relationship and still never experience true love. But every new relationship has the potential to blossom into something spectacular and wonderful just as long as you remeber there relationship rules that matter most, there are a few relationship rules that can change a drifting relationship into a romantic one. But as trivial and simple as they may seem, it's something that needs alot of effort and dedication to achieve. Someone one said that falling in love should be effotless true, falling in love is easy, but staying in love always needs a bit of work. Just as long as working in a relationship feels less like work and more like fun. You should just be fine

1) Try "ur" best to love your patner unconditionally even if it seems had not to be selfish

2) Think from your partners perspective when it comes to matter of the heart

3) end an argument as soon as possible even if hugging ur patner is the last thing on ur mind

4) Make love regularly,but never all of time for it. Schedulling a time for sex makes it a chore that can start to become a bore.

5) ccommunicate with each other and grow together in love, but never grow apart with lack of communication as the years pass

6) say a WHITE LIE when you need to, especially if its a little lie that wont change ur relationship,but will make ur patner feel happy

7) Be the shoulder to lean on, no matter what, tough times are the most testing phases of a relationship stand by ur patner and when the storm ends, love will shine brighter

Never argue in public, but induge in public display of affection

9) learn to frgive without holding grudges as hard as it may be, forgiveness is one of the qualities of true love that matters most in a relationship. Finally the list but not the last

10) It's crystal clear for you to understand that your patner can have crushes on others too, it's a difficult thought but if you admire someone else, so can your partner.

Niggi sup , whisper me if any Sugerchick In that pix is avail.

RickRichards:
I'm not in the mood to hear wailing. Wailers be warned.

Guy which way, are u for or against?
Or ur of acent religion

wiringdpt:
Religion messing with people's brain since 200 BC

Ok..... Not now later

ammyluv2002:
Check again

ammyluv2002:
No, I'm not

but i culdnot see ur name