₦airaland Forum

CXLVII:
Why wont I. Am a brave man and if am faced with such challenge after losing 2 million life's of my people and millions in starvation. it will be an honorary for me to willingly bow to death while still hoping for an unforeseen victory.

GERRAA RA HIA

Karma

Trunaijian:
Just about to do some major maintenance on my car. Would apprec8 recommendation on which type of oil to use for optimal performance.

The oil depends on the type of car, preferably, check the cover of the Oil tank. The recommended oil is written on it.

ZombieNation:
If you believe this accident bullsh1t then you will believe anything.


This was most likely an ambush by Boko haram and not an accident.

How can a General by travelling on roads that were declared closed due to Boko activities?

if you've ever been to that axis, you'll know Damaturu- Maiduguri road had never been closed for once.

Nonsense, with her PLASMA ass

Got fifteen strokes of the cane on the Assembly ground for scaling the fence. Guess what? I didn't get caught, the principal only sighted the stupid albino (yellow) who insisted on joining the crusade. He became the whistle blower.

End time pictures

Boss13:
One begins to wonder if this Sambisa forest is like an entire state that cannot be entirely combed.

it is said to be the size of Belgium. You can thus imagine how difficult it would be to comb the entire forest which share boundaries with Cameroon and Niger

His appointment as PDP chair goes a long way to prove one thing, PDP is BROKE. However way you want to look at it, the party needs a "wealthy man" (legal or illegal) to be revive it.

PRYCE:
See Onions Abeg!

Make Army Jejely carry all the foodstuff go give the IDP's....

Make it a case of 'the oppressed feeding out the hands of the oppresor'!

#KillEmAll

it could have been poisoned

Skibo wait!!!!! Are you Kidding me?

Let him learn to start drinking lots of water from now onwards. I'm not saying its a cure, but it helps reduce frequency of crisis. This was the advice a doctor gave years back and it still help bearing in mind that the first thing the doctors do is give you drip. May God help you manage it.

If you are one of the beneficiaries of Dasukigate who needs to tie your loot, quickly buy one in my name. Need I remind you to pay cash cos I don't want anyone linking your account to mine.

Sell it to the Government

Ok I dey cum

Are you kidding me?what business do I have with the a** h**e when the sweetest point is just some inches away?

He's a FOOL

Of course I can,

That's the job of Police Orderlies, to run errands.

delishpot:
It could be Tiro Aka eye liner. Try to pull the top and you will see it has some black powder in it.
I had a malam customer I used to buy spices from and he sells them. He sells the black powder and also diff types of containers for the tiro.
Its cow hide. What you call feather is the hair/fur from the cow. I see no feather there sha. Unless you removed them.

. Na u get am jare, no mind Op, PlayStation pikin

If na Sanusi Lamido now people go begin shout, is this not child abuse? 77 to 17
THERE IS GOD OOOOOOO

JOOHEL:
Pls help me out!!
I WANT TO MARRY Ooo!!!
I'm planning to marry PRECIOUS but
HALIMOT is more beautiful...
MODINAT has a nice character than
TOLU but
BARAKAT is a nice
girl, But come to think of it i still love
DAMILOLA but
ASAFUNKE loves me
more and now
TITILAYO is also in love with me but she's too
harsh
and i don't like
RHODA's character but
HADIZAT is manageable only
that she's an Hausa girl and her father will not
allow her to marry
me...
I remember that i promised to marry TOKE but
ELIZABETH
says i must marry her and
FUNMI will never let me go even when
TOSIN insist she loves me and
OMOSEEKE is still chasing me... Mean
while i love
TOYIN but she wont let me in cos she's seeing
me as a
cheat and i don't really like
IKEOLUWA cos she's too fat and
AJOKE Is too
brave... Wait o!
BASIRAT is beautiful but the girl is too sharp jare
and i can't marry
AISHAT cos she's smaller than me,
OMOWUMI and
YETUNDE likes wearing trousers alot which i
don't like even
KEMISOLA and
OKIKIOLA who wears skimpy skirts is better than
HELLEN
and
CHRISTIANAH who likes three quarter jeans but
BUKOLA's
father is rich or should i go for
TAIWO that always call me everyday
but
SOFIYAT too text me everyday... Oh God!
BLESSING is my
type of girl jare but i can't stop thinking about
ABIGAIL even if i
ignore all of them and marry
DASOLA what will i tell
TOMILOLA
cos her father is a soldier...
Please what is ur Advice?

. Ask Oshiomole

quiinnBee:
she looks good,
but who's that guy?

. Her bodyguard

Nonsense and Ingredient

Sheer recklessness, is that not the trolley air hostesses use? What is it doing on the tarmac?

Explorers:
6. Do you remember this? my mum had it.

. Skull

NONSENSE AND INGREDIENT mtchewwwwee

Bambless1:
If You Truly Love Her, Call Her!

Call wetin? Abeg check Google, den plenty there.

memyselfndi:
Dat will be d last time he buys a condom

I will make sure of dat

Abeg no go castrate person ooooooo

[font=Lucida Sans Unicode][/font]hmmmmm, "And lead me not into temptation, I CAN FIND IT MYSELF"

Dammiesugar:
Shy.......... Pls I need your candid advice on this issue-for instance you are having a nice time with your spouse and he/she suddenly received a call and the response was that I am busy with my mum I would call you back. What will you do.

Continue where you stopped after all na person mama dey give am breast suck