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Romance / Re: Ever Had Sex With Your Cousin? Share Your Experience by Alitair(m): 6:17pm On Jul 22, 2021
This has eaten way deeper into our society than you can imagine. I'm a culprit and though it was fun then but I still regret it.

It is super irritating and disgusting to have your hormones catch fire when you are next to family.

It's just fvcked

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Career / Re: Career Switch Dilemma by Alitair(m): 6:34am On Jul 19, 2021
Damidave1124:
Since he enjoys fiddling with tech stuff, I'd advice him to go for programming.
Education / Re: Top 10 Smartest Animals In The World by Alitair(m): 2:17am On Jan 03, 2021
ClassicMan202:
Why is Buhari not on this list??
Smart Animals not dumb animals!

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TV/Movies / #BBN: Thread For Team Laycon by Alitair(m): 8:24am On Jul 22, 2020
This thread is for all of the lovers and supporters of Laycon. Let's meet up here and stay together for support and comments..

I like the dude because though he is intelligent, he doesn't stress life. He looks very unserious
grin grin

Team Laycon
#iCONs

Ujsizzle
Lalasticlala
Prof800

Education / Re: The Three Free Apps That Are More Important Than Any University Degree by Alitair(m): 9:07am On Jun 10, 2020
The first App I’m going to share with you is:

Google: Everybody knows and uses it; but the question is, do you understand and appreciate what Google is?
You see, growing up in my little town, I usually visited the Cyber café in order to buy cheap browsing time; which is usually overnight because, the internet wasn’t as common then as it is today.

I’d spend some quality time at the cyber café at night, simply reading and learning from Google. I loved it, and I appreciate it.

Now I’ll ask you; what’s the foundation of education?

Very simple! The foundation of education is neither the uniform that we wear to school, nor is it the tests, or the degree we get. The foundation of education is INFORMATION! Nothing more or less.

If I can get enough information about my field—be it medicine, or law, or engineering, or accounting—I can get an education about that field.

Google gives you valuable information without you having to pay an unreasonable amount of money to get it.

Google literally changed my life because, through that simple app, I’ve been able to learn valuable things that have been the architect of my success in life.

I’m very sure you’ve got a Google app or browser in your phone; but what I’m not sure of is what you’re using it for; I’m not sure whether you’re using it for information, or for entertainment.

Take my word; assuredly, Google-set gives to us what no university can.

The second free app—more important than a university degree—is;

YouTube. I’m one of the few individuals who are not in the band wagon of the pet-dogma that YouTube is a social media. I don’t believe the YouTube is a social media.
What is the definition of social media? Is anything social-media because our definition says so?

Well, like I said, to me, YouTube is not a social-media, but a university—and even worth more than any university you can think of.

Listen to this; YouTube has a crazy algorithm which studies what content you consume on in it.

Let’s take for instance; you come to YouTube everyday to watch funny videos, YouTube will bring your way more funny videos.

If it’s entertainment videos you come to YouTube to watch, you’ll get more of it.

But let’s say you consume educational videos in any field—be it history or law or sciences or arts—whenever you log into your YouTube app, you’re bound to see more videos in that field coming your way.

This simply makes the YouTube one of the most valuable libraries in the history of mankind.

The last app I’m going to share with you is;

Podcast. Some many years back, I read a piece from Brian Tracy saying, “If you listen to audio-training programs in your car, you can consume the equivalent of the university degree information in 2 years.”
Fortunately for us, we mustn’t be in the car to listen to podcast anymore.

With just a simple app on your phone, you can learn wonderful things that’ll alter your life for good.

Now, do I honestly think that the three apps mentioned in this article are more valuable than any university degree? Here’s a way I’m going to answer that question.

First off, I’m going to ask you, what’s education? As far as I’m concerned, education is all about information and practice.

If I can get an education about my field—no matter what source I get it from—and if I can practice what I learn, I can do anything in that field.

If you’re in agreement with me that information is the foundation of education, then you should also agree with me that information has been democratic.

If—in the 21st century—you absolutely think or believe that you need to go to a university to learn how to be a sales person; learn how to be a writer, or even a software engineer, an inventor or an entrepreneur; well, I don’t know what exactly you know!

Because our society today has placed so much premium on the school system, as well as getting the university degree, I know so many people won’t be in total support of the opinion shared in this post.

But get it right, I’m not in any way speaking against education—which is what we go to school to get (as claimed); but my submission is quite simple, take away the trophy—the degree—from the university, and I bet you so many people won’t find themselves going to school to learn.

The main reason the internet exists is to make things and life very easy; and if that is true, the internet has equally done a great job at making knowledge easy and affordable in this time and age.

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Crime / Re: AAU Student Impregnated By A Pastor Dies During Abortion by Alitair(m): 8:44am On Jun 10, 2020
What will she now tell God?
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Politics / Re: IPOB Secures American Christian Networks To Cover Christian Killings In Nigeria by Alitair(m): 1:09pm On Jun 09, 2020
SecretSpy666:
This is how to get international attention and support. Very soon CNN and BBC will be forced to cover their protests. Insulting Nigerian government on radio Biafra can never draw international attention. Ipob is getting it right now...

There are various phases of the attack. The insults and ridicules are the 1st phase.

Just sit down and watch Bia-flix

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Romance / Re: I Think My Fiance Does Not Have A Hole For Penetration Of Penis In Her Vagina. by Alitair(m): 1:50am On Jun 09, 2020
Pictures or ...
Education / Re: Finally FG Announced Date For Schools Resumption by Alitair(m): 10:28am On Jun 08, 2020
FrankBass281:
FG should calm down,school is not on my agenda now,still working on my abs so that I can get my dream girl angelica when school reaumes
You no get problem.
Education / Re: SEE Social Distancing Measures As Public Schools Reopen In SA (PHOTOS) by Alitair(m): 6:19pm On Jun 07, 2020
TMKsouth:


Yes, African countries should learn good lessons from each other.
African giants should lead too.

Or is that a title?
Education / Re: SEE Social Distancing Measures As Public Schools Reopen In SA (PHOTOS) by Alitair(m): 7:48pm On Jun 06, 2020
yanabasee1:
I hope the FG will not see this and want to copy oh... Because our education sector is a mess and we don't have the means to maintain social distancing in schools and especially public schools.....

I think SA has given the FG what they have been waiting for. Idea
The FG has maintained the lockdown on academics because they have no idea on how to maintain social distancing. This is what happens when you have blockheads at the top.

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Nairaland / General / Re: What Is The Weirdest Thing You Have Done To Survive? by Alitair(m): 1:15am On Jun 05, 2020
The things I've done to survive.

They are too many to count. Some of which I will definitely take to my grave.

I practically survived through street.

Street is military but it will never let you die.

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Politics / Re: Orji Uzor Kalu Out Of Kuje Prison (Photos) by Alitair(m): 7:18pm On Jun 03, 2020
Money answereth all things.

Power in high places. This man can buy the whole Judiciary system.

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Romance / Re: Guys, Have You Ever Been Molested Or Raped By A Female? by Alitair(m): 3:40pm On Jun 03, 2020
dadexcel:



And who told you I am following the post ....need to flag the insensitiveness on the post that's all...I do not follow you and I have no plans to do that in the nearest future bro...
Oya na. Bye bye
Romance / Re: Guys, Have You Ever Been Molested Or Raped By A Female? by Alitair(m): 3:18pm On Jun 03, 2020
dadexcel:
@op , please take down this post already..this is the most insensitive time to post this ...just days after a young innocent girl was brutally raped , assaulted and killed in the most dastardly manner.....please close thus topic for the sake of simple humanity
Please unfollow this thread immediately. This us a sensitive time to follow the post.

You no get talk

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Crime / Re: Nigerians & Cameroonians Clash In Dubai ‘Over Beer Price’. 2 Killed by Alitair(m): 3:15pm On Jun 03, 2020
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Health / Re: I Forget Things Easily: Should I Be Worried About This Condition? by Alitair(m): 11:21am On Jun 03, 2020
Are you a drug user?
Foreign Affairs / Re: Trump To Black Americans- What Do You Have To Lose? by Alitair(m): 9:22am On Jun 03, 2020
They really have nothing to lose hence brutal murders and injustice.

Shame to Trump
Politics / Re: Uwaila Omozuwa Rape: President Buhari Reacts, Directs Police To Fish Out Rapists by Alitair(m): 8:18am On Jun 03, 2020
fuckingAyaya:
The same police that ask them to bring mobility money and made mockery of the deceased father wants to investigate which case?

They did not know the matter would escalate to Federal then.

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Crime / Re: Boy Shot Dead By Cultist While Roasting Yam For His Mother (Graphics Photos) by Alitair(m): 8:00am On Jun 03, 2020
Someway or the other, I know those men that shot him will not escape justice.

To shoot someone in front of family...
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Crime / Re: I Have Been Scammed by Alitair(m): 7:35am On Jun 03, 2020
chillex8:
What if she’s dead?

God will not agree.
Crime / Re: I Have Been Scammed by Alitair(m): 7:25am On Jun 03, 2020
andyanders:
Go to any EFCC office in your state and make a report. Give them her details, inclusive of her phone number. They will track her with her number,even if she has switched off her number,no matter where she stays.I believe you must have her picture. You can upload her picture here if you have any evidence of the payment or other people she duped are part of the evidence. My only fear right now is if she has the cash.
Evidence of payment?
I can get a bank statement but most of the money were via cash.
Is reporting to EFCC costly?
Romance / Re: Guys, Have You Ever Been Molested Or Raped By A Female? by Alitair(m): 8:43am On Jun 02, 2020
#erectionisnotconsent
Crime / Re: I Have Been Scammed by Alitair(m): 8:41am On Jun 02, 2020
StubbornGENIUS:
Am really sorry bro.If the lady is still in the country,am pretty sure she can be tracked down using her public records.However,you may end up spending more than 100k so i advise you team with others who she collected the money from...
They don't care. One of them even told me he will take me to Juju to swear I don't know about what happened.
Crime / Re: I Have Been Scammed by Alitair(m): 7:40am On Jun 02, 2020
123papas:
it's a shame, people have to buy slots for a job. it's even more shameful posting it on nairaland... smhh

Well not everyone has people in high places to help them get a good job. Abi you want make I be ur car washer?
Crime / Re: I Have Been Scammed by Alitair(m): 7:39am On Jun 02, 2020
bayotwice:
Space for sale
Collect cash first when you are selling this space so you will not tell us you have been scammed ti
Crime / Re: Uwa Omozuwa: Edo State Police Command Arrests One Suspect by Alitair(m): 7:06am On Jun 02, 2020
PrimadonnaO:


Do you know how this comment sounds?

Commit a crime... but make sure you have a tight escape plan!

Even your signature leaves much to be desired... if you can’t make money by honest means... then you must take any other route, crooked or diabolic undecided

And you are coming after me because you lack understanding or you are looking for morning quarrel before ur day starts?
Crime / Re: I Have Been Scammed by Alitair(m): 7:04am On Jun 02, 2020
Poorboy:
is she a principal in a government school or private.

Is she retired

If not report her to the commissioner of Education if she is in a government school.

Check her church report her to her pastor and the women leader in her church.

I know she won't like the embarrassment.

She used to teach in a Government school in Rivers state but she quit with aspirations to open her own school. That one never worked and she is not in active service. I don't know her church.
Will that kind of person even be a church goer?
Crime / Re: I Have Been Scammed by Alitair(m): 7:01am On Jun 02, 2020
Poorboy:
is she a principal in a government school or private.

Is she retired

If not report her to the commissioner of Education if she is in a government school.

Check her church report her to her pastor and the women leader in her church.

I know she won't like the embarrassment.
She used to work in GSS oyigbo.. Eventually she stopped with dreams of opening her own school. That one died off too. I don't know her church and I don't think she is in active service..
Crime / Re: I Have Been Scammed by Alitair(m): 6:59am On Jun 02, 2020
[quote author=aoshi post=90218278][/quote]
There is the possibility Yes. But not opening up makes her the scammer or the suspect here

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