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Phones / Re: Airtel Nigeria Crashes Data Tariff, Offers More Value On Data Bundles by Alitair(m): 11:03am On Mar 12, 2020
Airtel has proved beyond doubts that it is indeed the best "smartphone" network.



MTN are scammers. I wonder why they still retain top place
Sports / Re: Messi Hiring Lawyers And Ready To Pay €4million To Get Ronaldinho Out Of Prison by Alitair(m): 11:12pm On Mar 11, 2020
chiefolododo:
Eye service, just to win cheap political point. WE ALL LIKE RONALDINHO
Olodo

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Education / Re: Stop Saying I'm Sorry. It Makes You Look Local, But Rather Use These Words by Alitair(m): 11:15am On Mar 04, 2020
Stop saying I'm sorry instead say

"No vex"

"No reason am"

"Fashi"

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Forum Games / Did You Play These Games? by Alitair(m): 11:12am On Mar 04, 2020
I came across these games on an old device that has been in my place for years.

Which of these games did you play





My best was American gangster

Health / Re: Coronavirus: Chikwe Ihekweazu Quarantined (Nigeria Disease Control Agency Boss) by Alitair(m): 6:40pm On Mar 03, 2020
Quarantined or on Vacation...? Everything in Nigeria is a Scam

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Car Talk / Re: Is Toyota A Better Company Than Mercedes? by Alitair(m): 6:56am On Feb 24, 2020
Mercedes Benz and Toyota can never be mates...

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Politics / Re: Ipobians Have Infiltrated Nairaland.... by Alitair(m): 10:06pm On Feb 21, 2020
tsdarkside:
they come up daily with stuffs that dont even make sense....

have you people not wondered why they only open threads in politics section....??
they do that because most views is in politics section....

gobbels said,if you repeat a lie over and over again to many people,then it becomes truth....

Where do you want them to open thread? Games abi Romance?


Use ya head
Education / Re: Rare Image Of The Famous Mystery Animal 'baby Bush' by Alitair(m): 5:32am On Feb 21, 2020
My teacher told me that the one his grandpa fought had wavy legs with an Old woman's face.
They had to use charms to subdue it before capturing it, after which the Grandpa died shortly after because according to my teacher, Bush baby are not meant to be caught by mortals.















Ignorance is just priceless.
I never believed though

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Phones / Re: Apple To Release Iphone 9 As A Budget Device In March by Alitair(m): 9:33am On Feb 20, 2020
chatinent:
You are a bad blogger for directly begging for driven traffic.

If he tells you to click the link, you will still call him "yeye" blogger.



Human beings!
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Thread Update: How I Lost My Peace Mass Transit Job by Alitair(m): 9:31am On Feb 20, 2020
Young03:
They just posted this now

Go and re apply

I wasn't able to decode most of the requirements.

Is there a way you can help me understand better
Education / Re: What’s The Most Useless Fact You Know? Pictures Attached by Alitair(m): 9:17am On Feb 20, 2020
I had high hopes for this thread. It's unfortunate it didn't live up to expectations.
Politics / Re: Umahi Inspects Various Projects At Night (Photos) by Alitair(m): 8:22am On Feb 18, 2020
9jaRealist:
grin grin grin

Night-time inspection...
When visibility would be poorer?
>

That's the spirit. He doesn't have to see every nail and stone. The surprise factor is the inspection.

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Politics / Re: Soyinka, Abdulsalami Abubakar To Monitor Supreme Court Imo Review by Alitair(m): 8:15am On Feb 18, 2020
Are we supposed to believe that these ones are not the same corrupt squad?

Playing the same game different ways
Politics / Re: Reps Order 400 Exotic Cars, Reject Nigerian Brands by Alitair(m): 8:07am On Feb 18, 2020
Toyota Camry 2020 vs Innoson G6

Both of the same price range.


Which would you choose?

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Travel / Re: USA Now Issues Mandatory Departure Date To Nigerians Visiting The Country. by Alitair(m): 8:49pm On Feb 17, 2020
voltron14:


grin

You would be in Canada in 2022 but I've been to Canada.

Whilst you wish, we've achieved.

The joke is on you.

CSTR2:

You have been to Canada?

Hhahahaha.

What a clown.

By 2022, I would be a citizen of Canada. What goes on in Nigeria will no longer affect me directly.

If you know what is Good for you, make better electoral choices because na you and your family go suffer am.

Illiterate.

Like if you think this is immaturity at play....

Share if you think these two are hyping themselves...

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Family / Re: What's The Craziest Thing Your Mom Ever Caught You Doing? by Alitair(m): 7:11pm On Feb 17, 2020
Adeoludt:
Tt

How much will you sell this space?
Crime / Re: A Taxi Driver Saved An Elderly Woman From Being Scammed Out Of $25,000 In US by Alitair(m): 11:43am On Feb 17, 2020
missimelda01:

Like I said, shut up.
You still don't have anything meaningful to say.
I work and earn my own money, you can't even be my 'maga'.. you still dey learn work.

But you still never answer the question


Lemme rephrase..:
Are you certain you have not had any contact (not business) with any fraudulent(all acts of fraud) money given to you or used to make you feel good...?
Crime / Re: A Taxi Driver Saved An Elderly Woman From Being Scammed Out Of $25,000 In US by Alitair(m): 11:31am On Feb 17, 2020
missimelda01:

Shut up!
Have I ever begged you for money? If you don't have anything meaningful to say just ignore my comment. I do not support fraudulent activities fullstop

Aunty easy... Have you not eaten Yahoo money before..?

Holier than thou, how will you beg me for money.. Do I look like you father or your maga?
Politics / Re: Why Kaduna And Kano Combined Is More Developed Than The Southeast by Alitair(m): 11:24am On Feb 17, 2020
NwaliE01:

As at today, there is no statistics measuring numbers of educated people in any part of the country.
The reason is that there is no data base grouping Nigerians either in diaspora or at home according to their tribe in educational system.
Nigerians are known migrants,
I don't see the importance of this comparison in the first place.

But the Igbos are called developers. Why is that?
Health / Re: Doctors To Embark On Nationwide Strike Over NUC’s PhD Directive by Alitair(m): 11:13am On Feb 17, 2020
Our President does not have PhD.

OMG
He doesn't even have Bsc
cry

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Celebrities / Re: Man Who Parked Wrongly Got This On His Car When He Returned (photos) by Alitair(m): 11:08am On Feb 17, 2020
Savage grin grin
Crime / Re: A Taxi Driver Saved An Elderly Woman From Being Scammed Out Of $25,000 In US by Alitair(m): 11:07am On Feb 17, 2020
missimelda01:
The cab driver was God's sent.. these scammers will never go unpunished. Awon ole


To all those yeye monikers that keep spamming threads with pornographic content, I just want you to know that I enjoy reporting you grin

Swear you've never eaten a Yahoo boy's money... Just swear so that the punishment will start from you

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Crime / Re: 8 Years Old Girl Stabbed By Neighbor In Abuja *Graphic Image* by Alitair(m): 9:39am On Feb 17, 2020
Freeeanijor:
This young girl was stabbed in her sleep by a neighbor in prayer road, jikwoyi, Abuja. The culprit is a single mother of two that share the same compound with the victim's family. She was stabbed four times as seen in the picture .The case was reported to the jikwoyi divisional police station, arrest was made but the culprit was released the next day without serving proper justice. The family is living in fear as the culprit is threatening to kill all of them.
This girl is in pains currently and she doesn't deserve what this lady did.
Why did she stab a kid?
What about the kid's parents?
Why is the Family afraid of her?

Fill in these blanks for us so we can understand better
Politics / Re: How Come Igbos Do Not Give Money To Street Beggars by Alitair(m): 9:32am On Feb 17, 2020
MelesZenawi:



Like Igbo topics flooding nairaland every blessed day....how?

Before the day runs off, another Igbo thread will be opened.


Its a free world. You can also open up for wherever you wish... After all its free.
Politics / Re: How Come Igbos Do Not Give Money To Street Beggars by Alitair(m): 9:28am On Feb 17, 2020
Charleys:
I've never seen an Igbo man give money to Street beggars.

This is why most northern beggars do not like going to the East to beg because there no "market" in the east.

My question is why does these happen?
Let's have reasons, no insult please.

The Igbo's value work. Begging is seen as laziness and that is why there are very few Igbo beggars.

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Health / Re: My Addictions To Betting, Masturbation, Pepsi Will Soon Kill Me. I'm Sure! by Alitair(m): 9:22am On Feb 17, 2020
ChildOfDoom:
A popular Nigerian pidgin adage goes: "Pikin wey go get head, na from small dem dey know".

it's been 7 years of waywardness. no sign of me changing my obnoxious lifestyle. I'm even getting worse. it has gotten to a stage that my life and health is being threatened.......

Addictions are part of life. It is always Negative and impossible to stop.
About 4years ago I brought this issue to Nairaland, it used to be Tramadol but now I am clean. Just stop it, the thing go wyne you plenty. Give or take one month of sick feelings but my bro, you no go die.

Its a small price to pay for ur health.

Meet a medical practitioner and explain your situation to them.

But no matter what, never fight an addiction with a similar addictive.. You will only be changing addictions.

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Politics / Re: Peter Obi Made A Terrible Mistake Attending Nnamdi Kanu's Parent Burial by Alitair(m): 9:13am On Feb 17, 2020
yudee233:
I think it was the burial of a traditional ruler and not Nnamdi Kanu, even NTA was on ground to cover the event
Traditional ruler who happened to be the father of the IPOB chief agitator
Politics / Re: Wike To Oshiomole: I'm A Trained Lawyer, Which University Did You Attend? by Alitair(m): 8:45am On Feb 17, 2020
Rossippi:
I don't like this Wike guy. He's too antagonistic. The other day he was insulting traditional rulers and elders in a seminar. Now it's Oshiomohle. Rubbish. Cool down Mr Man. You're not perfect. Or perhaps you're a narcissist.
Please that General Wike to you. He knows how to get things done.
Politics / Re: How Illicit Weapons Fuel Nigeria’s Insecurity by Alitair(m): 8:38am On Feb 17, 2020
The riverine areas own the most weapons. The guns in Rivers State and Bayelsa alone can change the history of mankind.

As much as we don't need war in the country but The need for war is Peace.

God save us
Crime / Re: Youths Fight Over Girls In Cross River, One Dead, Many Wounded by Alitair(m): 9:56pm On Feb 16, 2020
Calabar boys really need to be awakened. Fighting and killing someone over a girl... That is the lamest thing I've heard in a while.

Even girls are bigger than that rubbish
Religion / Re: "And The Lord Repented" by Alitair(m): 9:51pm On Feb 16, 2020
BlueAngel444:

Jesus that saw his disciples flee and scatter or one of his favorite peter deny him, and that billions will still reject him till went and died on the cross

cheesy

I believe the better term isn't God sees the future but that Go writes the future, predestines it, predetermines it.

How come he didn't see that Eve will give Adam the forbidden fruit?
Why did God ask them where they are? (That means if Adam had lied he would have accepted)..
He predestines and predetermines it....? Does that mean the free will given to man is a façade?
Celebrities / Re: Charly Boy Blows Hot At Pro Ihedioha Protest In Owerri by Alitair(m): 11:52am On Feb 16, 2020
Is04970:
The same Charly boy that collected money from Festus Keyamo on behalf APC while his colleague Deji Adeyanju was in prison in now protesting against APC?
The cycle continues. Charly boy must have collected money from PDP this time around.
I can't put anything past him.
Shame.

I think Charley boy is more concerned about his dishonorably discharged brother Gerard Irona. They are both from Oguta

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