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Car Talk / Re: What’s The Best Car For Uber/Bolt On A Low Budget? by Alitair(m): 6:26am On Jan 19, 2022
There is a perfect car for that. So perfect it is now widely known as Corolla Bolt.

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Politics / Re: If You Are A Sane And Literate Nigerian Youth This Is Our Candidate by Alitair(m): 6:40am On Jan 14, 2022
Unfortunately 98% of Nigerian youths, though literate, are all insane.
Abi u think "nobody is normal in Naija" na just hype?

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Phones / Re: Phone Tracking - My Experience With Pinssolution by Alitair(m): 6:31pm On Jan 01, 2022
I am here to learn about new tracking apps I don't know yet...

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Phones / Re: Do Cameras Really Fade?? by Alitair(m): 11:56am On Dec 19, 2021
It didn't fade. It's you that is getting older and therefore fading...

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Education / Re: Boy Who Sold Bread To Survive Graduates With First Class, Becomes CEO (Photos) by Alitair(m): 8:40am On Dec 19, 2021
The world is an interesting place.

Some people work so hard but nothing to show..
Some people do not work so hard but the money is por..

Some people suffer and make it
Some people suffer and still don't make it

Some have money bags but their children na loss
Some no get money but their children sef na loss

Whatever you stand for and believe, Life will give you an opposer to fight you. Better chin up!

UDO

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Nairaland / General / How Did You LearnTo Save? by Alitair(m): 9:33pm On Dec 17, 2021
Hola..

Save Money today so Money go save you tomorrow....

Omo I have tried all my life to learn to save but it's not working. I have tried saving box, account, akawo and so many ways both orthodox and traditional, it just doesn't work.

I know it is a habit that I have to learn but I have run out of ideas...

Do you save?
Can you save?
How did you learn how to save?

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Romance / Re: Young Man Stunned Seeing Independent Ladies Queue For Male Customers At Warri by Alitair(m): 9:15pm On Dec 17, 2021
Is the guy new to Nigeria?

Abi na him first night out be this..

Just a handful and he is making this noise.

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Romance / Re: A Man Filmed His Girlfriend Crying Because He Is Going To Work (pic/video) by Alitair(m): 10:27am On Dec 17, 2021
The girl is doing what every jobless person will do.

She should get a job and I doubt she will even be there to see Oga off as he is going to work.

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Education / Re: My Experience With All Night Reading A.k.a Till Day Break by Alitair(m): 10:12am On Dec 02, 2021
I never tried this in school.

The time I attempted to join them was a disaster because I was there just to discourage and convince them it was a waste of time. Las las we all went back to our lodge by 11pm and slept like no man's business.

Night reading ko, Vigil reading ni

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Education / Re: Are Mermaids Real? by Alitair(m): 9:31pm On Nov 29, 2021
If anyone has the contact to see Mermaid, please let me know.

I need sure and direct plug for Money ritual.
Talking to the mermaid face to face na the surest plug!

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Religion / Re: Is This Juju Or Mere Coincidence. Pls Explain Ur Experience by Alitair(m): 6:06am On Nov 19, 2021
It is not juju my guy. It's almost as if these automobiles know when you just got money..

My car doesn't ever give me troubles when I am broke but u see when I get alert eh....

The car will just refuse to start. I have tire but what can I do?

About your workers I think you have to go to your bank for help. Ask them for a salary loan or just a customer loan.

Make sure u pay those men, they got needs too

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Family / Re: Tijani Adigun Adeagbo: My Dad Is Missing by Alitair(m): 6:17am On Nov 18, 2021
If he is still not found till this time tomorrow, the you should drop a missing person report at any nearby Police station.

I pray he is found safe!

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Health / Re: Man Electrocuted While Trying To Save A Bird Trapped On A High Tension Wire by Alitair(m): 11:08am On Nov 17, 2021
Did this really happen in Nigeria?

If yes, then that guy has no right to die. Who will he leave all his suffering for?

Education no be just NYSC cert. or plenty plenty degrees.
How to spell your name
How to extinguish a fire,
Conductors of electricity
How not to burn your sumo due to low current, etc.

Those things are education too.

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Business / Re: Photo Of Susan Oleghe, The Lady Electrocuted At Obi Cubana's Club In Abuja by Alitair(m): 9:57am On Nov 17, 2021
jimyjames:

Get over it, sacrifice money rituals it's just an African myth it doesn't work , no amount of human sacrifice can make you rich

They will soon use you..

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Romance / Re: Uber Driver Fights Dirty And Drags Girl Passenger Out Of His Car (video) by Alitair(m): 8:15am On Nov 17, 2021
grin grin

This is hilarious.

I think the driver is more pissed at some other thing, probably the way you and your friend talked to him or you attitude. Everyone knows bolt is Pay per-ride and not a Pay per-seat.

I will rather wait till Oga bolt tells us what really happened here.

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Education / Re: What Is The Hardest Language To Learn In Nigeria? by Alitair(m): 6:17am On Nov 17, 2021
Lorex6:


Igbo is hard... Been learning my own mother tongue for three years now.
A word like 'akwa' means; cloth, cry, egg, grind... With just slight changes in pronunciation... It doesn't end there

Blame your lapses on yourself not on the language.

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Education / Re: What Is The Hardest Language To Learn In Nigeria? by Alitair(m): 6:06am On Nov 17, 2021
gidgiddy:


Igbo is probably the hardest language. If you did not grow up in Igbo land, or you are not born to Igbo parents, it is virtually impossible to learn to speak Igbo

Thats why there are isnt up to 100 none Igbos worldwide who can speak Igbo fluently

Lies!

Ask around from other language ethnicities, they will confirm that Igbo is easier than most.

The Igbo language is so easy you can start picking up words on the first day of hearing them.

Have you heard Gokana and Ogoni speak their language?

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Business / Re: Photo Of Susan Oleghe, The Lady Electrocuted At Obi Cubana's Club In Abuja by Alitair(m): 6:02am On Nov 17, 2021
Ozumba Mbadiwe!

December sacrifice confirmed and executed.

Next year will be too sure.

It's more spiritual than physical.

N.B: To the people who quote this post just to comment their hate...

grin grin grin grin

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Education / Re: Strange Occurences In Boarding House Hostels' Share Your Experience by Alitair(m): 6:13pm On Nov 16, 2021
I don't believe in all those crap!

I have tried on different occasions to bust a ghost but it just didn't work.

I hid in the hostel and was locked in because I wanted to see Lady Koi Koi herself..
She didn't turn up!

I slept in the classroom till 2am and walked from the School area to the Hostel alone. I no see ghost.
Alot more others that didn't produce any result.

The school has creeks and streams behind it and a lot of Fetishism was practiced there.

If these things or ghosts were real at least one should have been confirmed.
PEOPLE still say they saw this or heard that. I am sure of my own experiences!

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Crime / Re: Fake Alert Scammer Caught And Disgraced By Angry Youths In Delta State (pics) by Alitair(m): 6:42am On Nov 09, 2021
Boogyman557:
HOLLY GRAM cool REAL MATTERS. STREET DON CAST, CUNTREE DON CAST BIG TIME. ABOBI IF U GET KALA, CARRY UR KALA COME OUT. NO WER SAFE AGAIN. WTF MAN

Like say all man carry Kala come out, No body for dey alive to give us this gist

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: . by Alitair(m): 6:31am On Nov 09, 2021
You sef that want to make 30k in 2mins..
Abi na Shell Contract?
tongue tongue tongue

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Romance / Re: Do You Prefer Your Pubic Hairs Shaved Or Bushy? by Alitair(m): 8:38pm On Oct 08, 2021
I like it in the middle.

Sometimes I like the prick of the hair stubs while I am turning it on in the missionary style.

Is that weird?

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Politics / Re: Breaking: IP0B Unkown Gunmen Attack Police Checkpoint In SE (video) by Alitair(m): 8:32pm On Oct 08, 2021
Did you hear what that guy said...

Obodo adigo mma

translates to mean...

the land has become good

You can't kill the PEOPLE

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Crime / Re: Baby Found Abandoned In Delta Community (Photos) by Alitair(m): 8:19pm On Oct 08, 2021
I recall when I was about 8-10years, I was on my way to Church with some family and friends. It was an evening service.

We saw a baby crying by the road side, abandoned. I was so moved to pick it up or take it home but I did not. Neither did the crowd shouting and cursing.

The elders in our group quickly chased us onwards and made no effort to help the crying child. In my little mind and till now I still wonder why no one made a move to help that dying child?

Why did I not do anything?

Karma will not fail to meet the women and girls who do this.

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Education / Re: Ghana Teacher Of The Year Receives N16.9m Cash Prize (Photos) by Alitair(m): 8:17pm On Oct 08, 2021
This is the kind of News we should be getting. A reward for doing right.

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Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Left Me After This Happened (experience) by Alitair(m): 8:14pm On Oct 08, 2021
jaybee345:


I knew people like you will still reply like this after already begged.. at least i was intelligent enough to put her to the test.. this can happen to anyone bro

Oga you were not intelligent to even start paying fees in the first place. Even to the point she scammed you with Telegram scammer format.
No na...

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Politics / Re: Threat Of Emergency Rule: The Position Of Anambra Council Of Traditional Rulers by Alitair(m): 8:10pm On Oct 08, 2021
YoungLionken:
They have no damn "position", until they call their cohorts to order..

Because when the war starts, they will not have any kingdom to call their own..

Biafra died with those who fought the war for almost three years, yet didn't succeed...

BIAFRA NEVER DIED

Go and make research if you know your roots

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Politics / Re: VIDEO: ‘your Oga Is Talking’ – Chiwetalu Agu Cautions Soldier by Alitair(m): 8:01pm On Oct 08, 2021
This man is Brave!

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Crime / Re: Tik Tok Girl Was Not Killed, Here Are Things You Need To Know by Alitair(m): 9:31am On Oct 08, 2021
I remember how I had to mute the TikTok video when I watched it. I be street and I know that street has taught me enough to mind my business.

If you have had a near death experience because of Cultism u go avoid anything cult if you don't belong.

You need to know how hot a homie was before you can understand how cool he is now...

Instead of joining cult, why don't you just join HK and work hard. Maybe you be next to cash out...

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Education / Re: My HOD Was Sacked For Defending The Rights Of Members Of His Department by Alitair(m): 8:01am On Oct 08, 2021
femi4:
Why will you return the money without any form of dialogue first. That's unprofessional, even NLC will first dialogue with govt before embarking on strike

Holding onto the 50% and trying to dialogue for more will only lead to Failure in anything you have in mind. Returning the pay is the loudest protest ever.

The HOD must have tried asking the reason before instigating the move to return the pay. And I assure you that Oga HOD surely collected his pay before leaving the premises of said Academy.

This is the same issue we are having with our leaders, plenty talks and dialogue but no action at all.

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