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Foreign Affairs / Re: What We Will Do To Hamas Will Be Remembered For Generations To Come - Netanyahu by Alitair(m): 8:48am On Oct 10, 2023
marenx:
A christian doesn't speak like that.

Israeli are Jewish. Jesus Christ is from Nazareth and found Christianity.

Know the difference
Health / Re: Cheap Sex Leads To STD by Alitair(m): 5:21am On May 30, 2023
Travoski:


This is scabies. Go get benzyl benzoate lotion and apply all over your body including your back, do not apply on your neck and face.
Do not bath for 24hours after application.
Be ready for serious fire all over your body especially your balls grin

I will gladly face the heat if it will cure me. That the price I pay for Oshofree

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Celebrities / Re: Tiwa Savage Visits Brazil’s Trenches On A Bike, Video Stirs Reactions by Alitair(m): 2:35pm On May 29, 2023
HYDEEE:

What is heartwarming about moving through the slums and posting it on instagram for online clout.

It was even called "a thrilling adventure".

Says someone who probably never left the country yet
Health / Re: Cheap Sex Leads To STD by Alitair(m): 11:18am On May 29, 2023
jaeyking:
If it itches you madly
Then I guess it's Scabies
A friend contacted it from his girlfriend (who was a cheerful giver)

This was what he used
Sol Benzin Benzoate bd x 10/7 all the body not with face pls .
Damazin cream all the body.
Tabs Loratherdin 10mg dly x 10/7.
Tabs vit c ii tds x 10/7

Thank you my brother. It itches madly, Yes But I am skeptical about this orthodox method of treatment. Someone even prescribed 1card of white capsule and plenty lime. I don't want to Overdose
Health / Cheap Sex Leads To STD by Alitair(m): 7:06am On May 29, 2023
SENSITIVE TOPIC:

Good day Nairaland. I had some adventures about a week ago with a babe that came real cheap (avoid cheap things). End result is I am sure now I have STD, the one called Sweetie I think cry. I no sabi the professional name.

I have tried Ampiclox Bicham and some other antibiotics to no effect. I even tried a few roots and herbs.

Please FAM, how do I treat and clear these things on my skin so I can rest..??
Pictures attached the privates are worse affected but I can't post a photo here

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TV/Movies / Re: Jagua: Do You Remember This Late Actor? by Alitair(m): 8:31am On Apr 16, 2023
Jagua, Oseni, Julie and Grace.

My dad loved his comics and movies. The VHS tapes are still in my father's house till date.

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Romance / Re: Men First Ever Victory Over Female Gender Since Creation(photo) by Alitair(m): 7:40am On Apr 15, 2023
I think the first should be Johnny depp vs Amber heard.

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Politics / Re: Nobody Can Force Me Out Of Nigeria – Peter Obi Fires Back At Fani-kayode, Others by Alitair(m): 7:12am On Apr 15, 2023
Flangelo12:


The man was deported.

That's the reason he can't go abroad anymore.

If he sure for am make e enter plane go UK tonight.
grin

Coming from someone who can not renew the expired international passport he owns
Education / Re: Is This A Typical Food Chain In One Picture? One Word Caption by Alitair(m): 5:45am On Apr 12, 2023
Wagwanbrethren:
A never-ending circle of life.
The circle of life: A frog Hunting a fly,then in turn hunted by a snake, then in turn the snake hunted by an eagle, then in turn the eagle hunted by a human arrow. What a wild ride!

Then thunder will now fire the human
Food / Re: Easy Puff Puff Recipe In My Kitchen (pics &video) by Alitair(m): 4:00pm On Oct 18, 2022
Is this kpuff kpuff or puff puff..?
Politics / Re: 2023: Vice-Presidential Candidates And Their Ages by Alitair(m): 6:35am On Sep 25, 2022
Only Hausa and Igbo names. I think nobody wants to trust the Yorubas with V.P after Yemi Osinbajo's colossal success

grin grin

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Crime / Re: Video As Two Preachers Go Into Dirty Fight Over A Spot In Lagos State by Alitair(m): 6:33am On Sep 22, 2022
That spot is a Hotspot

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: How Do You Feel When Your Friend Becomes Your Boss by Alitair(m): 6:52am On Sep 20, 2022
Just chill. Do not let that spoil your friendship.

You are colleagues during work hours and best friends after work so whatever happens at work should stay at work.

You should rather be thinking of how to persuade your new assistant boss to put in a good word for you so you will be promoted too.

No go dey hate my padi

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Romance / Re: Office Knacking Is A Thing We Pretend It Doesn't Happen by Alitair(m): 6:17am On Sep 19, 2022
phemmyfour:
It's just a matter of time before she disrespect your office

This user is wise. Too wise to be on this platform

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Education / Re: This Happened At My Children's School Today by Alitair(m): 10:53am On Sep 15, 2022
It is a wrong statement to make no matter the circumstances...

The solution is to seize and not return any item worn by the student that is against school rules especially after the student has been warned more than once.

If the parents realize they have to keep buying black socks and new cardigan every week then they will definitely sit up and right their wrongs..!

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Education / Re: Be Honest How Are You ? by Alitair(m): 9:19am On Sep 13, 2022
I wanted to wail out my life but I am practicing to talk about my blessings more than my troubles.

I must say I am doing good.

But I am not!

cry

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Travel / Re: Dolphin Estate, Ikoyi Flooded After Rainfall by Alitair(m): 9:14am On Sep 13, 2022
Lack of good drainage system. It happens

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Romance / Re: What Advice Have You Gotten From A Prostitute? by Alitair(m): 10:12am On Aug 30, 2022
FalseProphet1:
During deliverance by the river where I was bathing one olosho, she told me that her pússy is an altar and that many destinies of men are tied into it. I tried to use the candle I was holding to burn her vagina but she screamed and kick the bucket of holy water I was using to bath her.

Today she's roaming the streets as a mad woman, what I learnt from that experience is that the vagina of an olosho is an altar where young men go in to submit their destinies.

This I have seen.

This I don't believe

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Politics / Re: Peter Obi's Speech At NBA Conference 2022 (Video) by Alitair(m): 7:02am On Aug 23, 2022
kolaaderin:
He will keep talking about the problem without any form of solution. This guy just want to ride on our problems to the presidency. He has no single definite solution.

Talking about the problems means he knows what is ahead. Proffering a solution will be to put yourself in the spot for the wrong people to twist and turn his words while desperately trying to prevent the solution from being a reality.

Work in Silence and let your success make the noise.

VOTE PETER OBI

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Romance / Re: Sad: Ugandan Lady Jumps Off Story Building Because Of Her Boyfriend Who Cheated by Alitair(m): 8:13pm On May 16, 2022
The time she used to make up her mind to jump would be enough to go home and cry or drink or do something else.

I hate people who chicken out the life.
Family / Re: How Do I Advice My Younger Brother. Nairalanders Please Help!!! by Alitair(m): 6:49am On Feb 16, 2022
Cyntie55:
https://www.nairaland.com/6906383/younger-brother-bone-throat-pls
Good evening Nairalanders.
Last year, I created the above thread, how my younger brother set 70k on fire, some people did not believe me. But Thank God that 3 nairalanders saw the video evidence when they PM me and I hope they come across this thread so they could testify. I also want to thank everyone for the great and helpful advice.

Although, ever since then, he has been maintaining his lane, he barely talks to me, he greets my dad like he's being forced to greet. And am not happy with his lifestyle, he's my only brother and I need advice pls.

My brother is into yahoo yahoo, he comes home late at night (12 or 1am), sometimes he won't return home till the next day, he keeps wayward friends, he drinks alcohol, he smokes and do drugs {I haven't caught him red-handed smoking, but I'm not a child, his eyes are always red and dim}

My brother is a 2'1 graduate in Economics dept. From uniben. He's refused to get a job... Okay let assume there is no job in Nigeria, my dad's friend offered him a job in Lagos he refuse to go, learn a skill or trade he refused... Okay further your education {probably masters or professional courses} he refused.

We're neither rich nor poor, just an average family. My dad make sure we don't lack basic amenities. There is a roof over our head, he sent us to school, there's always food at home, he advice us despite he's not educated but as a traditional man he's full of wisdom.

Am concerned about my brother because of the high rate of ritual killings and yahoo plus whatever.... Am scared and worried, I don't want my brother to be involved in such crime.

Right now as am typing, my brother is not at home, I don't even know my brother's whereabouts. If one ask me where is your brother? I can't vague of his whereabouts but he returns home very late, sometimes till the next day.

Sometimes our parents are not to be blame for the evil and atrocities done by their children in our society, Honestly some children are from the pit of hell.

My dad has done his best but no changes, he has washed his hands away from his life but deep down I know he's not happy. Nairalanders please, how do I advice my brother.

Instead of trying to force him to change to who you want him to be, have you tried praying for him so God will use him?

Maybe this is his lifestyle and no matter what you do, it will not change.

My family turned me away and sent me away from home because of some of these things you said. I am a graduate of FEDPONEK but now am a driver.

You think am happy now? No I am not.

Matter of fact is I don't talk to family anymore.
So if you don't want to lose your brother, then stop trying to recreate him to be who you all are expecting him to be.

UDO
Family / Re: My Dad Pursued Me Out Of His House Because I Smoke by Alitair(m): 6:09am On Feb 08, 2022
The truth is a smoker will always give birth to a smoker

Use your head so you will not give your father High BP.

If I were you, I will stop casting around the house and environs where you are known. If you ain't in school yet then be patient and try to get admitted.

It will help to rebuild the trust between you and your father.

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Education / Re: We’re Set For Indefinite Strike, FG Dribbling Us – ASUU by Alitair(m): 5:59am On Feb 08, 2022
This has always been the case with FG and ASUU

Money wey Dem no go give me even 1k inside

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Romance / Re: Is It Too Much Loud Or What Cos I Don’t Understand by Alitair(m): 8:20pm On Feb 07, 2022
helinues:
When you see your sisters unclothedness, do you get hard on?

How does this concert the matter?

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Romance / Re: Is It Too Much Loud Or What Cos I Don’t Understand by Alitair(m): 8:20pm On Feb 07, 2022
Skyflygang3:


Sex is not for fun but for only reproductive purposes. Your genitals no be TOY

Holy Holy

Na ur type make 2face sing that jam

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Celebrities / Re: Zubby Michael's 37th Birthday Party: Davido, Olamide, Phyno, P-Square, Spotted by Alitair(m): 8:08pm On Feb 07, 2022
lasisi69:
undecided

grin grin
Wetin dey worry you?

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Politics / Re: Mixed Reactions Trail Atiku's Choice Of Wike As Running Mate by Alitair(m): 5:20am On Feb 01, 2022
I like this collaboration.

It will make the journey to 2023 much more interesting

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Nairaland / General / Re: How Did You LearnTo Save? by Alitair(m): 8:21pm On Jan 23, 2022
nonny1212:
My worst experience ever with any bank is with this @piggybankng . I made transferred money from my UBA account to this piggyvest and money has not reflected to the flex naira wallet. I have visited UBA bank twice and confirmed my transaction was successful from their end. It is 3 days now I cannot see my money. This is wickedness!!. They do not reply my mail. And I realised alot of people are also complaining of lost money on this piggyvest platform. I will be writing to CBN and I have all the evidence to proof you people are pure fraud. Piggyvest is fraud. Return my money to me
Will I be denied access to withdrawal because I don't think I can have money somewhere and be broke/in need of money.

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Celebrities / Re: Actress Eucharia Insults Nigerians Who Build Palatial Houses In Their Village by Alitair(m): 10:04am On Jan 21, 2022
ba7man:
Most are drug dealers in South Africa and Asia.


Sense is gotten for free but you have decided to let it be a dream to you.

Whatever happened to honest and hardworking Igbos?

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Car Talk / Re: What’s The Best Car For Uber/Bolt On A Low Budget? by Alitair(m): 6:21am On Jan 21, 2022
ChiefBee:
what's the name of this car. Like the exact name

The name is Corolla

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