What If na she win am?? Una for carry her fly go romania?? Bloody wannabes.

amiibaby:
Okay that's cool

with the way people dey yab tboss na how she take get 16%?

lilzcee:
the school changed the question, i used the past question to do revision buh they changed the question

sorry but this made me laugh, laugh really hard. More often than not questions are changed than repeated, all you try to do is understand the pattern of how they are set, minutes given and all that and sometimes you can plead with the lecturer with that year's marking scheme. You can turn the tides in your favour man, I know a girl who started with 2.0 and a carry over in our first year, and the second semester, man she made a perfect 5.0.
You have what it takes, try to like the school, forget it is in a village, talking of strict? Have you being to ABU or OAU?? And students are making good grades despite the odds even there.

Coolboi05:

Sure I did.. More than 160 in my dept

congratx

Sodiq3:
ABU tried sha. They mobilized almost all the graduates.... Aliyu and co, hope you guys have checked yours?

Yea I av. Agreed- I mean about 160 in my departmen were mobilised.

Coolboi05:
Aliyu333 and other Abusites ABU senate list has been pasted

yea thanks bro. I was sent ours yesterday. Saw my name, hope you did too?.

CarolineOlawale:


Look at this ill-bleached mgbeke. I'm avoiding ban so I'm gon let your gods-caused life slide.

useless Olosho with a thousand fathers!

Seriously you are avoiding ban? You call me Stupud and someone else beat you at your game and now you are playing the victim. Your cheap insults are weak so I won't stoop so low to do same.

Ashleydolls:
In summary please

in summary oh no dino didnt know. To read isnt too hard.

Fola Ojo

Nigeria is a land of the miraculous. With or without God, all things wonderful, whacky, and weird are possible. More miracles occur in Nigerian politics than they do inside millions of synagogues that litter Nigerian streets. If you live outside of Nigeria, make sure you don’t die until you visit the country. My beautiful nation is a fecund land where the milk and honey of the miraculous flow without end. I am not faintly enthralled scribbling about Dino Melaye; the lawmaker representing Kogi West in the Nigerian Senate. I have heard about his exploits at the Ahmadu Bello University where he has sturdily defended his study of Geography. Dino’s story is a good movie script even for America’s Hollywood.

Dino is boisterous. Sometimes, he cracks me up with his flailing antics. He flunked flat in his High School final examination. So, what? I flunked my first attempt too. I was not just as lucky to secure a plum spot in a Nigerian university with a failing grade. My parents weren’t that connected to big men who made such nausea happen. More than that, I am from the South-West, not from the North. There has never been any special treatment for my kind of breed in Nigeria. I had to get it straight before moving on to greater exploits. I had to sweat blood to become what I have become; whatever it now is. Many of us from the South-West; albeit, the entire South, had to. Our children will also have to. It is a generational have-to.

Our honourable senator found his way into the study halls of ABU with flunked test results. If that is the cream of people ABU fantasises nourishing; it’s none of my business.

What is new in Nigeria? Once upon a time, a man was behind bars; and from seclusion, he won an election into the Nigerian Senate. A man in jail can run for office in Nigeria and win. Another guy in the same Senate was reportedly convicted abroad for drug-dealing. His party and people were privies; he ran for election and won. He is a senator in Nigeria today. A wanted man serving in a body that makes laws for 170 million people? Different kinds of human beings in the Nigerian Senate; can you believe that?

Today, a man in serious corruption infraction presides over the body. Bukola Saraki has succeeded running rings around President Muhammadu Buhari. Saraki has more loyalists both in the House and Senate than does President Buhari. Even some men who serve at the pleasure of Mr. President genuflect before Saraki. Dino’s braggadocios and blusters are driven by the stout stand-by Saraki accords him. As long as Saraki is Senate President, Dino will be Dino!

Saraki and Dino co-run the Senate with ex-governors who once depleted their states to the red while serving. Some of the ex-governors built hospitals worth billions of dollars from where they cannot seek care for a broken toe-nail. They enjoy retirement benefits for life for doing nothing but sleazing and mooching off the back of hungry and poor Nigerians. This Senate is not only sinning; it is sickening and sick. Can a sick Senate heal a dying nation?

Anyone who thinks for a nanosecond that Dino is the only rhino in the attack on decency and orderliness in the present political arrangement in Nigeria must be on opium. In my father’s country, there are many DINOS. Both the Senate and the House of Representatives may be full of men and women who do not possess the credentials they boast and brag about.

If there ever will be an audit of credentials in our governors’ mansions and Houses of Assembly, there will be a tsunami. Artisans with no qualifying schooling experiences are Speakers in our Houses of Assembly. Militants with elementary school credentials are Majority Leaders in others. Herdsmen whose birth places and credentials are not verified are writing laws and budgets for many Nigerian states. Illiterates and unlettered rule and make laws for the lettered and learned. In Nigeria, you may have to be a lawbreaker to become a lawmaker. And these lawbreaker-lawmakers who took oaths to serve Nigeria may not have an understanding what they swore to.

Democracy has become a mockery in a land full of clowns and men with crowns. I never imagined Nigeria will be in this state of emergency when we chanted hoarse for change in 2015. Very many rules, laws and regulations which emanate from our legislature are self-serving and self-deceiving. A nation in self-deception is heading into self-destruction. Lawmakers who are jumping up and down defending Dino may be defending themselves against the day of judgment that’s about to come because their credentials and creed lack credibility. If they can succeed squelching this one against their friend, they have killed two birds with one stone.

Very many men in Nigeria’s political leadership are not who they say they are. That saddens me. The certificate saga rumbling in the Senate is not the illness by itself; it is a symptom of deeper trouble Nigeria is in today. There is a pattern of fraud, corruption, gangsterism and profligacy across the land. Will Nigeria ever get it right?

Did Dino Melaye err? We may never get a straight answer. Big men in error are never penalised in Nigeria. A politician may be a forger of certificates, a robber of the treasury, a padder of budgets or a cutter of grass; if he is big, or connected to a big man, he will not go to jail. Big men rarely go to jail in Nigeria, and they do, they can speedily obtain a ‘black market’ bail even after conviction as a former Adamawa governor did last week; little people frequently do. Big men don’t lose their jobs for work-related offences, little men who know no men do for the thinnest infraction.

Did Dino know that a day such as this will ever come? Did he ever think that the world will be discussing his uncertified and uncertifiable certificate? No! Dino didn’t know! I am sure Dino didn’t care. Big men always get away with “murder”. Nigeria!!! A country so blessed, so bountiful, so buoyant, yet so bruised and battered by brutish bandits! Before I conclude, let this be ingrained in your memory; after all the hues and cries; after all the hollers and howls; and after all the slams and whams on his person and politics; Dino Melaye will remain a Senator of the Federal Republic of Nigeria.

http://punchng.com/oh-no-dino-didnt-know/

ameeeen:

Oh thanks. This info save me a lot of wahala

har yanzu ba labarin mobilization list ko?

And all those insulting ABU how market?

Dream2:

Mr Aliyu,It's not a must,even if it expire in the year 2014,you're good to go.

Thanks alot brother.

ameeeen:

I hope its true. I also hope they include our names. I'll be in Zaria on Wednesday to renew my school ID card cos I heard its needed during registration

must it be renewed? Mine expired 2016.

Bollywood
1. Kabhi kush kabhi gham
2. Kuch kuch ho tai hai
3. Mother India
4. Koyla
5. Shoolay
6. Taare zamin par (like stars on earth)

Hollywood
1. Me before You
2. Titanic
3. Labor day

Nollywood
1. Egg of life

jeffizy:
If only the government can match the good grades with commensurate jobs. First class would have been a thing of great honor and achievement.

Thats one bitter truth for real, but some of this group of people are using this grade to there advantage. Even as there are limitations some of them have outgrew beyond boundaries.

The Vice-Chancellor, Lagos State University, Prof. Olanrewaju Fagbohun, has said that graduates of the institution can measure up to their counterparts around the world.

He also said that graduates would be given their certificates hours after the convocation ceremony, expressing hope that all 27 programmes presented to the National Universities Commission would be accredited.

Fagbohun said this on Thursday during a briefing to announce the 21st convocation ceremony of the university in Lagos.

He said that 36, 489 students would graduate with Diploma as well as first and higher degrees during the convocation week which began on Friday. He added that 26 students would graduate in the first class category.

“Our students are always able to prove their mettle anywhere in the world. We simply use our marking system the way it should be used. It is not that we have become too strict or that our students did not perform to expectations.

“The reason why we will not give out certificates during the convocation is because we do not want them to get into the hands of unscrupulous people. But the certificates will be presented on the second day,’’ he said.
http://punchng.com/26-bag-first-class-as-lasu-holds-convocation/

searchng4love:
sponsoring islamists

what is wrong with you lot?? So she shouldn't wear hijab anymore because of people like you?? You complain the north are behind in education, now someone take it within themselves to sponsor some of it best minds and you complain they are sponsoring islamist. Dem for sponsor KKK instead ba?

YOU are racist op, what of europa cup ?

Not everyone talk unless they have a good reason to, and its a good thing when we learn to respect that. I for one aint much of an online social talker and thats why I and others my kind choose to lay low untill we feel the need to. Others by the way might be slightly more social, they could keep their cool and have a popcorn at it, and people like me respect that.
My point is we dont all have to agree on same things, we just learn to respect other people's opinion and way of reasoning. All this lazy ass abuses are uncalled for, I mean why waste the effort on a faceless forum. Let peace reign please, its a free world ( though not so free by the way or imma get me loads of stuffs )
Nobody would have time for all this once time table is out, so whats the beef?

Papykush:


You sound like someone who is not interested in the show but

1. You opened the thread
2. Rushed to book space
3. Then modified with this piece of shìt you called s comment
4. And submitted so you can get likes from fellow Hypocrites.

If you don't like the thread there are about 3 million threads on nairaland can't you just choose those sensible ones instead of embarassing yourself on Monday morning?

no 4 might apply to you too. Stop being harsh every man with his say, its not too hard to ignore what we dont agree it.

FairValue:
Done

09098200668 Add me bro

Lazy hypocrites. They are the agents of their own misfortune but are fast to put the blame on other hardworking foreigners.

f things go bad for you
And make you a bit ashamed
Often you will find out that
You have yourself to blame

Swiftly we ran to mischief
And then the bad luck came
Why do we fault others?
We have ourselves to blame

Whatever happens to us,
Here is what we say
“Had it not been for so-and-so
Things wouldn’t have gone that way.”

And if you are short of friends,
I’ll tell you what to do
Make an examination,
You’ll find the faults in you…

You’re the captain of your ship,
So agree with the same
If you travel downward
You have yourself to blame

Okay

richdaddy75:
The point of the thread is:

While Muslim only recite or read or speak prayers, 0hristians shout at God. Commanding God and satan. Infact this habitual trait is always funny to me.

Christians in Nigeria have been binding satan since 1914 and yet I never woke up one day to see the street littered with corpses of the witches and wizzard.

Christians' style is warfare while Muslim takes prayer life so simple.

Yet, upon all the prayers of christians in Nigeria, Muslim are recorded as more successful people in Nigeria

was just passing by before I saw this and I broke all hell loose with laughter. Funny .

Afeezoladapo:
jummah Mubarak! Alfa Ali.

ya AbdulAfeez, am just a talib ooo.
Jumuat Mubarak!

Gegz:


May Allah (SWT) increase your iman. amen

Aameen and yours too brother.

crownfitsme:
Salam aleikum warahamotullai wabarakatuhu. Please I need someone to make a clarification on how necessary is it for Muslims women to attend jumat service. This is because my new work does not give time for jumat only if u will use ur break. And I have heard it countless times from my colleagues that its not necessary for women.

Waalaykumus salam warahamullahi ta'ala wabarakatuhu, read my reply above sister. Allahu A'alam

froshricky22:
Jazakallahu khair

wa iyyakum akhi

pwettyhardey:
Is jumuah prayer compulsory for women? And if not, is it compulsory for them to pray their zuhr waiting for the imam after praying ?

Praise be to Allaah. Al-Mundhir (may Allaah have mercy on him) says in al-Ijmaa’ (no. 52):
They- Scholars unanimously agreed that Jumu’ah is not obligatory for women.
The evidence for that is the hadeeth of Taariq ibn Shihaab (may Allaah be pleased with him) according to which the Prophet (peace and blessings of Allaah be upon him) said: “Jumu’ah is a duty that is required of every Muslim in congregation, except four: a slave, a woman, a child or one who is sick.” Narrated by Abu Dawood 91067). Al-Nawawi said in al-Majmoo’ (4/482): its isnaad is saheeh according to the conditions of the two Shaykhs (al-Bukhaari and Muslim). Ibn Rajab said in Fath al-Baari (5/327): its isnaad is saheeh. Ibn Katheer said in Irshaad al-Faqeeh (1/190): its isnaad is jayyid. It was also classed as saheeh by al-Albaani in Saheeh al-Jaami’ (3111).

Ibn Qudaamah (may Allaah have mercy on him) said in al-Mughni (2/88):

But if she prays Jumu’ah it is valid, because for women to pray in congregation is valid, as the women used to pray with the Prophet (peace and blessings of Allaah be upon him) in congregation. End quote.

With regard to praying Jumu’ah in the home on one’s own, this is not valid for either a man or a woman, because Jumu’ah prayer is only valid when done in congregation, as stated in the hadeeth of the Messenger (peace and blessings of Allaah be upon him) quoted above: “Jumu’ah is a duty that is required of every Muslim in congregation.”

If a group wanted to pray Jumu’ah in the house, this is also not valid, because Jumu’ah prayer is prescribed in order for the Muslims to gather together in one place for prayer and to listen to the khutbah and benefit from it. Hence it is not permissible for there to be numerous Jumu’ah prayers in one city unless there is a need for that, such as if the city is very large or there is no jaami’ mosque that can hold all the people.

Based on this, if you do not go to the mosque to pray Jumu’ah, then you should pray Zuhr at home.

It says in Fataawa al-Lajnah al-Daa’imah (7/337):

If a woman prays Jumu’ah with the imam, that is sufficient and she does not have to pray Zuhr; it is not permissible for her to pray Zuhr that day. But if she prays on her own then she can only pray Zuhr, and she cannot pray Jumu’ah. End quote.

It is better for a woman to pray Zuhr in her house, because of the general meaning of the words of the Prophet (peace and blessings of Allaah be upon him): “Do not prevent your women from going to the mosques, although their houses are better for them.” Narrated by Abu Dawood (567); classed as saheeh by al-Albaani in Saheeh Abi Dawood.

If she wants to go to Jumu’ah, then she has to avoid perfume and adornments, and not crowd together with men in the streets.

And Allaah knows best.

zeedof:
May Allah make it easy for every one of us.

Looking for Muslim wife


Jumat Mubarak

Ameen. May Allah give you a good one brother.

Jumuat Mubarak.

khalidjnr:
Jazakallahu khair

wa iyyakum ya akhi

Aishaalameen:
Yet some people still take this prayer for granted expecially those in lagos. Its time for prayers but you still see loads of them unkept, managing their daily business pushing loads and selling perishables or begging along the mile 12 and ketu axis. May Allah guide us all.

Ameen ukhti.