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Jokes Etc › Re: Family War - Dad * Mum * Daughter And Son by allboyz(op): 11:22pm On Feb 05, 2009

Moyola:
Anoda plzzz

Don't worry . . im gonna drop it soon, . . .about the "LIE CLOCK JOKE i posted earlier?

get your copy below. . . .

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Stella died and went to heaven , As she stood in front of St. Peter at the
Pearly Gates, she saw a huge wall of clocks behind her. She asked, "What
are all those clocks?" St Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks.
Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie, the hands on your clock
will move." "Oh," said Stella, "whose clock is that?"
"That's Bishop Ajayi Crowther's. The hands have never moved,
indicating that he never told a lie." "Incredible," said Stella.
"And whose is that one?" St Peter responded, "That's Nnamdi
Azikwe's clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Zik told only
two lies in his entire life." "Where's my husband Obasanjo's
clock?" asked Stella. "Obasanjo's clock is in Jesus' office.
He's using it as a ceiling fan

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please see a doctor after reading so that the Docs could check your ribs.

Cheers and have fun! kiss

Jokes Etc › Re: Family War - Dad * Mum * Daughter And Son by allboyz(op): 11:16pm On Feb 05, 2009

Moyola:
errr. . . . No!

Lol How do you mean? tongue

Jokes Etc › Re: Ha Haha Ha - Johny's Girlfriend by allboyz(op): 10:53pm On Feb 05, 2009

The dude is just pretty smart . . .

gave the girl a run for the money to be picked

Jokes Etc › Family War - Dad * Mum * Daughter And Son by allboyz(op): 10:50pm On Feb 05, 2009

Take this also . . . . .

I can't keep laughing alone. . . cheesy

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The youngest son in the family asked his father, Daddy, what is the difference between 'potentially' and 'reality" Dad: I will show you. He turned to his wife and asked: "Would you sleep with Tom Cruise for two million dollars?" Wife: Yes. I would never waste such an Opportunity to become a millionaire. Then dad turned to his daughter: Would you sleep with Will Smith for 1 million dollars? Daughter: Yes. That is my fantasy. Dad turned to his older son: Would you sleep with Denzel Washington for 1 million dollars? Son: Yes. Imagine what I would do with 1 million. Dad to his youngest son: You see "potentially' we are sitting on 4 million. But in "reality" we are living with 2 prostitutes and 1 gay. My son, you see what money can do. Please be cautious

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Its Crazy right?

Jokes Etc › Re: Ha Haha Ha - Johny's Girlfriend by allboyz(op): 10:41pm On Feb 05, 2009

Moyola:
Imagine it took her 2mins to pick each coin

I guez the BF would have committed sucide then grin

Jokes Etc › Re: Ha Haha Ha - Johny's Girlfriend by allboyz(op): 10:36pm On Feb 05, 2009

;d :d

Jokes Etc › Ha Haha Ha - Johny's Girlfriend by allboyz(op): 10:33pm On Feb 05, 2009

Just Got this from a Friend and tot i should share with my peeps in here

Take a look at this Joke and post your comments. . . .

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Johnny fancied a girl in his office, but she belonged to someone else… One day Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to her and said: I'll give you a N10000 for sex, but the girl said NO. Johnny said: I'll be fast, I’ll throw the money on the floor, you bend down, and I'll be finished by the time you pick it up. She thought for a moment and said that she would have to consult her boyfriend so she called her boyfriend and told him the story. Her boyfriend says ask him for N20000, pick up the money very fast, he wont even be able to get his pants down. So she agrees and accepts the proposal. Half an hour goes bye and the boyfriend is waiting for his girlfriend to call. Finally after 50 mins the boyfriend
calls and asks what happened. She said the bastard used coins. . . . .

***************Read well and understand it!

Im still laughing

TV/Movies › Re: HiTV Subscribers Question And Answer Forum by allboyz(op): 9:52pm On Feb 05, 2009

donaremu:
Hey Maskuraid, Setanta and Kidsco are some of my favourite channels. I don't miss the sport news for Setanta, i wish HiTV and Eutelsat resolve this issue quickly.

SAME HERE

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only by allboyz(m): 8:53pm On Feb 05, 2009

nyabinghi:
Hopeless pix. I presume the Goners have won a double by beating Man U and Chelsea. Wait till our third team give u a hiding.

and which is the 3rd team?

Food › Re: Yours Mine and Ours: Cuisine by allboyz(m): 8:42pm On Feb 05, 2009

epi - why are u doing this? your not even around me here,niether is my girl friend here too . . and my mum is too busy to cook for me now. . .im aren't that good as you in cooking . . . BUT u making my mouth watery and my stomach HUNGRY . . . tongue

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only by allboyz(m): 3:07pm On Feb 05, 2009

HNIC:
Aren't you tired?
10 years from now, even if we don't win a trophy,
I bet you will still find gooners on nairaland.
Strangely, you haven't been able to convince anyone yet to join your Bayern Munich Bandwagon

ROTFLMAO

Forum Games › Re: I Love Nairaland Because: by allboyz(m): 11:48am On Feb 05, 2009

i unwind here . .

catch fun with my fellas on the sports segment, Muki,A-40,Sauron,Criz,FBS,Vicade,Brash - Mr.Crackles,Debo . .TBK and amny other. . .Not leaving Ilugoboy, and my OWN GIRL . . . The 1 i cherish MOST,the reason for my continuity , .she updates me 24/7 - SEANT21. . .PEACE!! kiss

Moreso,you get the latest WOTZ UP In local and foriegn new here. . .its cool here.

Family › Re: Can I Tell Him The Truth Now? by allboyz(m): 11:45am On Feb 05, 2009

SeanT21:
When in doubt,TELL THE TRUTH!!

The truth always comes out!!

Hmm . . .yes it does. . .But the situation is just leaving me speechless

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only by allboyz(m): 10:56am On Feb 05, 2009

Na wa o0o. . . .

all this things are just crazy . . .this is the ARSENAL THREAD!!

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: League Analysis: The EPL Vs The Bundesliga by allboyz(m): 10:55am On Feb 05, 2009

Im a Gunner . . .But i will always state that the La Liga is the best.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only by allboyz(m): 7:30pm On Feb 04, 2009

@A-

A-40:
Wenger chased him for thirty three days!! If the Cardiff game was not postponed and Arshavin was match fit he would be the first name on the team sheet

ROTFLMAO

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only by allboyz(m): 7:14pm On Feb 04, 2009

Spurs go hear am . . .i swear. . . . tongue

TV/Movies › Re: HiTV Subscribers Question And Answer Forum by allboyz(op): 7:04pm On Feb 04, 2009

ilugunboy:
@allboyz,

why huh for , or you believe contrary to what I said?.

Please calm down on your hope, many of us here have been dissapointed many times before, so when i say "soon", many old members of this thread will understand where am coming from.
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I would miss Sentata Africa. . .that's why im bothered

Culture › Re: Nigerian Ghetto Names by allboyz(m): 9:19am On Feb 04, 2009

Ogene

BomBoy

Pere

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only by allboyz(m): 9:15am On Feb 04, 2009

dayokanu:
Mikel too was smiling with man Utd jerseys some years back

What's my Business with Mikel? cheesy

Na Money that boy dey find. . .

Arshavin is experienced and got his money already . . .Just for him to come and play footy with the senior players like RVP,FAB4 + SAGNA

HNIC - No mind them Jo . . .The fact is that . , Arshavin has come to stay . , ARSENAL DON BUY 0O0O0O0 - SHAME TO HATERS!!!!!!

Romance › Re: Ladies Are You Attracted To Muscular Men Or Skinny Men? by allboyz(m): 9:10am On Feb 04, 2009

SeanT21:
Eventhough looks matter,It really does not matter that much to me.I just want him to be healthy and fit.Not-underweight and not overweight.Personalities and Characteristics are what counts the most.

i concur . . .

But those pics there are so Funny . . .

its good for a guy to be averagely built. , .like GABBY'S BF cheesy

Culture › Re: Black History Month by allboyz(m): 9:02am On Feb 04, 2009

by praying for all my African Brothers and sisters to excel in all they do!

1 LOVE African

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only by allboyz(m): 6:38am On Feb 04, 2009

A-40:
Arshavin seems to be a Michael Jordan or Lebron James fan hence his insistence on wearing jersey Number 23

Yes ,Saw Arshavin on SKY NEWS holding the MOST BEATIFUL JERSEY ON EARTH, NO. 23 is BOLDLY WRITTEN ON IT. , He's smiling too cheesy

A-40:
[b]The good part is he has a good goal-scoring record unlike Hleb 15 goals in 41 appearances for Russia and 50 goals in over 200 appearances for Zenit which is above par if you ask me

i really hope soo tongue

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only by allboyz(m): 7:18pm On Feb 03, 2009

BRB Back . . .need to play my MASTER LEAGUE ON PS 2. . . and buy Arshavin grin

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only by allboyz(m): 7:14pm On Feb 03, 2009

Muki. , That ur squad looks like a killer one. . .But no DM

They will sure score Goals. . .But im afraid, . they MIGHT conceed too, .No DM

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only by allboyz(m): 7:12pm On Feb 03, 2009

@DD

Na vex. . .let's leave SONG plsssssssssss huh

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only by allboyz(m): 7:10pm On Feb 03, 2009

Lets just pray. . .he's pattern of plays fits the Arsenal's style perfectly too

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only by allboyz(m): 7:05pm On Feb 03, 2009

@Vicade - thanks for confirmation . . .i blv we could win the FA CUP too

Muki, Dudu's return will bring ADe back to form . , he's practically useless this days. . .RVP + Nasri had sustained us to this level

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only by allboyz(m): 7:00pm On Feb 03, 2009

Diaby use to be . . .i don't think we need him after summer

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only by allboyz(m): 6:55pm On Feb 03, 2009

Muki. . .

EBOUE shouldn't be in that team at first , . but for ME. . . I LIKE SONG oh . . Denilson too is manageable kiss

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only by allboyz(m): 6:52pm On Feb 03, 2009

@Vicade - i tot the FA CUP was postponed. . .no games tonight right?

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