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Femosticap: Lol....

I laugh out loud, not because your post is ignorant and oblivious, but the fact that you are suppose to be a 'grown man' speaking. Well, like a NLer rightfully observed, majority of the members here are young and immature. I dont know how old you are Mr... I dont care either! This is my last convo wiv you...

The US were caught pants down spying on the German PM... did they own up?

Edward Snowden recently leaked the nefarious activities of his organization... their uncontrolled spying of tpp government officials, businesses and even countries. Even in the face of physical evidence, did the US open up? Were apologies tendered to any of the 'victims'?

When you've researched on and answered these questions (correctly I hope), and established the meaning of POLITICAL CORRECTNESS, you may come back and apologise for your idiocy and dogmatic resilience in myopic oblivion!!!

like I said earlier, the US state department never predicted that Nigeria would break up in 2015. The story was cooked up by Nigerian tabliods that you call newspaper. Why didn't they print the full report for Nigerians to see? Anyway, I want you to show me a link to this so call memo by the state department... well you cant because no such report predicting Nigeria break up ever existed. you should research your sources well before writing an open forum like nairaland. Anyway, I hope you read the information on this link and stop being gullible like most nairalander.. http://www.thisdaylive.com/articles/revealed-us-never-predicted-nigeria-s-break-up-by-2015/115827/

Suarezilla: Wetin dis one dey talk?Did spain,Italy,England,Uruguay,Ivorycoast,Greece,Mexico,Chile etc also hv bonus issue?Abi na Ghana forefathers dem do world cup for?Sure they lacked dicipline but I wudnt say dat was d reason hey were bundled out

it contributed to their early exist in the WC. They would have probably qualify for the knock out stage if they were focus and united like in 2006 and 2010 when they qualify for the round of 16. The team was not united in the WC and they lose 2 of their key men in the last game. The players should know that Ghana is a poor country unlike most European and America team. Why complain about not flying in first class to the world cup. The team lack patriotism and are greedy and selfish. I hope they no longer play for Ghana after the WC.

Femosticap: We thank God for internet! Every D1CK and Harry now has access to the the WWW....

Dear Allorstupid,
Firstly is ur first sentence a question or statement? You only put question marks at the end of questions! Secondly, try to distinguish past continuous tense from past tense e.g.... "when did the US government predicted that..." should be "when did the US government predict that..."

Thirdly, you have an internet connection. Google the damm question before asking me rubbish, MOFO!

US analysts in 2005 wrote a memorandum wherein they cast doubts on the continued existence of some African countries (Nigeria included). Since you're a lazy brain, here: dailyindependentnig.com/2013/02/will-nigeria-break-up-in-2015-1/

Signed:
Concerned Nairalander

you are very stupid to believe garbage tabliod story. do you think the US state department is stupid to release classified document to a Nigerian newspapers. Anyway, the US embassy has denied that such memo exist and they never predicted Nigeria would break up. I guess you are so dumb to research your news sources before jumping into conclusions. stop writing stupid letter for the world to see how ignorant you are.

Femosticap: Dear President Jonathan...

I love you! God knows I do! I know you're working! God knows I do! However, this people (BH) may have finally gotten to the West (...based on news, there 'may' have been a car bomb explosion in Lagos last week). Sir, I'm writing this 'short' epistle just to bare my heart out to you... Some years back, the  USA 'prophesied' that Nigeria will break up in 2015. They claimed that we cannot last a hundred years. Fast forward few years later, Nigeria has been under bombardment from BH... They started from the North, spread to the Middle-belt and now they're probably in the West! Sir, they may be an instrument aimed at fulfilling the US prophesy or may be fighting Allah's cause (as they have claimed); either way, more than 1,400 Nigerians have lost their lives to the despicable activities of BH since the beginning of this year! We're still in  June and have another 6 months to go before the year 2015.
Sir, do you think we should wait till 2015? How many more Nigerians have to die?! Do 1,400 more Nigerians have to loose their lives again?! It appears BH has lured all our troops into Sambisa forest whilst they send 'bombermen' into cities, so there may be no end to these wanton bombings! It is in light of this I (a humble, concerned citizen of this great nation) have decided to write you. Sir, you have tried! Your Minister of Finance and Economy Dr Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala says you have spent N1trn on security this year alone! I don't know what else can be done! Sir if they need a split, give them their split! How long will these Workers of INEQUITY  keep sending innocent hardworking Nigerians to their early graves! OMG! I write this with tears in my eyes! Sir, 160 million people and indeed the world have their eyes fixed on you. History will forever reiterate your actions and inactions in this time of our solemn hour. Sir, whatever happens, just do the RIGHT and do it fast! I and fellow Nigerians need peace... God knows we do!

Yours Sincerely,
Concerned Nigerian

stop writing like an ignorant clown? when did the US government predicted that Nigeria would split in 2015 and which US government officials made that statement?

Emmysteve: Keshi should tell those boys to put up that impressive they did against Argentina. No respect pls. #FranceMustFall

whats impressive about the Argentina game? did we win the Argentina game.

greedy players. why don't you guys focus on the world cup rather than on bonus. at the end of the day, you guys were knock out of the group stage.

they should focus on the game and not on bonus payments. This is the reason cameroon and Ghana were knock out of the world cup

nairaman49ja: Fellow nairalanders,
please provide me solution to above subject matter if you guys know any.
1.My laptop with Window 7 O/S keep displaying CPU OVERHEAT!
2.It keep turning off on his own accord

Provide me solution if you guys know any please1

I had the same problem last month. The problem is that dust have block the vents in your laptop so there is no circulation of air. you should clean your laptop. vent

The benefits of being a platoon leader is you have access to sleeping with different girls and also you will get preferencial PPA

If the okada man had helmet on his head, he would still be alive

its sunny in California. Im loving the weather down here

mko abiola: LEt see hw he gets a regular playing shirt wit d likes of yaya,negredo,jesus navas,aguero,silva,nasiri,company and d rest.
Wishing hm well.

he is just 17 years and no one expect him to bench the likes of yaya now or for him to play regular football now. Man city are investing in him to replace those big players when they retire or leave the club

call the US embassy customer care. They will instruct you on what to do

Nelson_wildsout: I rather be a street cleaner with my degree abroad than to be a thief in government in nigeria.that lawyer drving taxi in america is happier than some nigeria millioniers

and some okada riders in Nigeria are happier than some millionaire in America. Money doesnt always bring happiness

which of the gods is the animal praying to?

Lilimax: Are those tailors Ghananians?
Majority of them don't look like Nigerians

lol. how does a Nigerian look like

I served at a Community secondary in Udi LGA Enugu 2011-2012. My ppa was a special center for WAEC and NECO and we had up to 200 SSCE students in my school . Unfortunately, My ppa only physics teacher was pregnant when I was posted there so I was the only physic teacher available. The odd job I did was I got involved in WAEC exam malpractice and I got paid 1000 naira per exam by the school principal to help the science students. I made lots of cash during that exam period . All my students ended up doing well when the results came back and none of my students failed physics and chemistry in WAEC. I really miss Enugu state and I cant wait to visit Enugu again.

Niseamaka: Making money is not the only reason why folks elope from Nigeria. Insecurity of lives and properties as well as epileptic nature of social amenities is a contributory factor. A relatively wealthy close friend of mine relocated due to a near death experience in the hands of hoodlums.

so there are no hoodlums and gangs in America and Europe? no country in this world is 100% safe. Humanbeings are generally violent everywhere.

yet in most western country marijuana is legal. Malaysia is backward country. why kill a man because he was in possession of a plant that was given to man free by mother nature.

so what if his dad is ibo?

Rip. Most Nigerian marriages in the states don't last.

Naijamericana: My state college loans debt - $10,000
Medical School Debt - $100,000

Still worth it in the end

YES. It is worth it but getting admission into medical school is very competitive. The acceptance rate for most top tier medical school is like 3%. you need a stellar GPA of 3.8-4 point to even consider applying and a good recommendation. Health care sector is like a good mine and you are guarantee a good salary after medical school.

greggng: If I ve ur opportunity I won't dream about relocating. If your family re not well to do and connected you will end up scaming and police will become ur friend by force. To be honest with you armed robbers drove me to a place considered secured but you ve to pay heavily for security charges monthly. Today I asked after a guy I finished nysc with and to my greatest surprise he is being held by efcc in abuja for scam related offense. I was told that this guy has being there for 2months cos he doesn't ve the 500k plus a surety on grade level 14. Ask me his offense he scamed a white person an ordinary phone that is not upto 30k in the market. The truth remains nigeria is a land of frustration .

My bro, No country in this world is perfect. Yesterday, A man in America was freed from prison after spending 25 years in jail for a crime he didnt commit. Learn to appreciate the little you have because there are people worse than you. There are people making it in Nigeria just like their are people making it in America . Don't get frustrated and don't give up because you can make it too

all4naija: @ OP

1. You will fall sick all the time of malaria and other diseases.

2. You will be greeted by dirty environment , poor and ugly people on the streets every time you come outside.

3. The Nigerian police will collect brides from you or want to extort you of your hard earned money.

4. There are many bad roads to driver on,poor commuters on every corner of the road and noise pollution.

5. The hot climate might want to fry you up.

6. Power outages and blackout will be a routinely activity.

7. Bad food that will run your stomach and unhygienic restaurant for you to eat outdoors.

8. You will be consuming bad drinking water and use dirty water to bathe.

9. Criminals will continue to harass you and burglars will visit your house as they know you are from God'sown country.

10. Your extended family will become a task for you as I was told Nigerians believe in and take care of their extended family a lot.And,many more horrible things.

I would advise you not to relocate back to Nigeria if you have something doing in States.If you don't have anything doing or hanging around the street corners looking for people pockets to cut then you need to relocate to Nigeria quickly before you end up in the penitentiary.

Thank you.

If mike Adenuga had listen to people like you, he would still have been a taxi driver in the States and not the second richest man in Nigeria

hell or heaven does not exist. you simply cease to exist

ASUU are bunch of APC cowards. The FG should fire all ASUU members that don't want to teach and employ new lecturers. In Nigeria labour law, joining a union strike is voluntary and you cant force any member to join a strike. Many lecturers want the strike to end because they have not been paid for 5 months and the strike is also affecting their children. Unfortunately, ASUU has been highjack by APC

In football the players are never blame. I have never seen any situation where a player is fired from the team due to poor performance. So the coach is to be blames for MAN U woes

NosoChic: Now now...He Don mix song join

I just listened to the song and its a nice song

Mugu

Orlando Owoh: Inasmuch as this strike is indirectly affecting me because of my fiancée that will have to spend more semester(s), thereby delaying my marriage, I support ASUU.
Does Goodluck Jonathan think he is dealing with Okada union executive members?

why do you support ASUU. most of you ASUU supporters are ignorant and don't have any genuine reason to support ASUU. Can you please name one western country where union workers are paid for the days they are on strike. its only in Nigeria that workers will go on strike for months and still expect to be paid. I am glad most schools have pulled out of ASUU because ASUU has been hijacked by APC party members.